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  • When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

  • When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say, "I don't need your lemons! I have a pink lemon tree in my backyard! Ha! I beat you, life!" Or just take them and learn to stop turning down free stuff.

  • When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in your enemies eyes!!

  • when you said TO and my first thought was Toronto?

  • What if you were given an odd number of lemons

  • When life gives you lemons, you take those lemons and you throw those lemons at that dumb mother fucker who gave you those god damn lemons!!! .____.

  • i'm making lemon bars as i watch this. so no tyler! i will not make DDs out of lemons! i will make lemon bars thank you very much!

  • I'm pretty sure someone would notice two oddly shaped fruits bulging out of my bra.

  • Alright i've been thinking...when life gives you lemons, dont make lemonaid. GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! IM THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!

  • kay

  • ...and then afterwords, you make lemonade? o.O

  • @CutiePie4325 ha!

  • COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS.

  • "When life gives you lemons....you probably just found lemons"

    Bo Burnham anyone?

  • this video was posted on 4/20.... nuff said lol

  • This is such good advice for the children.

  • Cave Johnson

  • @9ALIN my thoughts exactly.

  • in Soviet Russia - lemons give you life;)

  • hahaha

  • When life gives you lemons, tell life you're dyslexic and thought they were melons. That should confuse life long enough so you can come up with another plan.

  • Now i need to get me lemons :)

  • If life give you melons, you might be dyslexic!!!

  • When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold.

  • 99% of ppl want to leave work the second thier shift is over i just wanna stay and watch all your videos lol !!! my motto is when life gives you lemons throw them back and scream "F#@k U LIFE U CAN HAVE YOUR STINKIN LEMONS BACK "

  • Lol I love u Tyler

  • In the suggestions, there is a video entitled "Man Boobs Surgery."

    Just thought I'd put that out there.

  • I love you. Too bad I'm flat and don't have any lemons. :[

  • When life gives you lemons just say f*ck the lemons and bail! That makes me laugh lol!

  • Cave johnson did a better job.

  • when life gives you lemons, make grape fruit juice and let the other wonder "how the hell did they do that?"

  • When life gives you lemons, SQUIRT THEM IN THE ENEMIES' EYES!

    Ha...Hahaha...Ha...

  • YA. YOU'RE RIGHT. WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS SOMEONES HOUSE DOWN.

  • I DONT NEED LIFES DAMN LEMONS TO MAKE LEMONADE. I CAN BUY SOME LEMONADE MIX RIGHT DOWN THE STREET AT THE GROCERY STORE. TAKE UR DAMN LEMONS BACK, LIFE!

  • when life gives you lemons, have a lemon party.

  • 352 don't know how to work it. ;)

  • wat

  • I have double D's without the lemons.... So I guess I'll be making it in life!

  • When life gives you lemons...Demand salt and Tequilla that way even if your day sucks Chances are you will not remember it anyway.

  • Mac?!!??

  • When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

  • Make a combustible lemon that burns your house down.

  • when life give you lemons just say fuck the lemons and bail. and also you are really gay.

  • @TheMarineb3 Yes, yes he is. Problem?

  • When Life Giv Me Lemons, I have Tequila shots. >__>

  • When Life Giv Me Lemons, I have Tequila shots. >__>

  • Haha. THANK YOU. I hate when people tell me that. So now, when people tell me that I'll just laugh my ass off and walk away.

  • u are a fucking dick. worst video on youtube. why the fuck would anyone do this? ppl like this shud b put down

  • @Chriss91203 And you were FORCED at GUNPOINT to watch it. Go bitch somewhere else.

  • When life gives you lemons, you make orange juice, and you let the world try to figure out how you did it.

  • I laughed out loud

  • But when life hands you limes you do tequila shots.

  • When life gives you lemons. You listen to Atmosphere

  • O.O

  • HAHA:]

  • When life gives you lemons;

    Make tequila.

    At least, that's what I was always told. :D

  • LOL!

  • when life gives you lemons

    you paint that shit gold

  • fagget

  • hahahahahaha

  • ...this was strangely philosophical.

  • HAHAHAHA .... i love this ... !!!

  • Lololol

  • when life hands you lemons you better hope it hands you sugar and water or your lemons are gonna suck!

  • When life gives you lemons make apple juice and sit back letting everyone else wonder how the hell you did it.

  • too bad life doesn't hands me lemons :( i get melons because im dyslexic :/

  • @Heyitscierraboo7 Hey, think of it this way.. at least melons are bigger (;

  • when life gives you lemons, you prevent scurvy.

  • when life gives you lemons, throw em back and hope they hit someone who deserves it :D

  • I LOVE YOU

  • I sit in my car,

    In my driveway,

    In front of my house,

    And watch your videos...

    My neighbors think I'm nuts because I leave the windows down and laugh out loud...

  • When life gives you lemons, tell life to fuck off and get some apples cause your a badass rebel

  • when life gives you lemons,stick them between your toe?

  • But...I don't have a mac...

  • When life gives you lemons, use the profits from yuur lemonade stand to buy a machine gun. Lets see if life makes that same mistake again.

  • ...wait...what if you're a guy....

  • My favorite one was "When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how the hell you did it!"

  • Oh my friggin gawd that's hilarious!

  • What if the kid's a guy?

    Lol xD

  • When life gives you lemons, bring out the shotsglasses, tequila and salt

  • when life gives you lemons your legally bound to the lemons until either you or the lemons wither away into an embarrassing pile of nothingness -what lemon law really means

  • when life gives you lemons, squirt them in your sons underwear.

  • When life gives you lemons say "fuck the lemons" and bail.

  • i have to say  i FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!1

  • When life gives you lemons make tequila :D

  • When life gives you lemons, SMACK A BITCH FOR NOT GIVING YOU LEMONADE.

  • When life gives you lemons make orangeade. Then dump it out, 'cuz that shite is NARSTY. x3

  • When life gives you lemons you throw 'em into a quart of vodka :D

    

  • YAY! lol, im sure glad i got natrual doubble d's :P

  • I tried that and the citrus juice burned my tits! LO... (*smack* I was not laughing so I can't type that. I suck!)

  • When life gives you lemons, make chocolate milk and let the world wonder how you did it.

  • If God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD.

  • I mean, I feel like you could also just chuck them at people you don't like...

  • tipical of guys T_T all they think and want r boobs >.> *sigh*

  • @Kitykatz123 well since he's gay idk if that constitutes...maybe idk

  • @Kitykatz123 ...you know he's gay, right?

  • awesome haaahaha

  • AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

    i seriously did not see that coming

  • Life gave you feces. Lemons are yellow, turds are brown: realizing you chose hemorrhoids makes you frown. The frown didn't come from a lemon.

  • When life gives you skittles, throw them at strangers and yell, "TASTE THE FRICKIN' RAINBOW!"

  • i get limes 

  • RAGE!!!

  • when life gives you lemons.... make apple juice :D

  • i love your eye piercing !! <3

  • When life gives you youtube please refrain from putting up bitter, biased, unfounded and irresponsible bullshit........ like this comment and that video.

  • When life gives you lemons, Get some Vodka and throw a party.

  • When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice. Then stand back and wonder, how the HELL you got grapejuice.

  • My little Mac? I'm a PC.

  • this kid is the least funny thing I've seen in a long time. stop trying so hard, douchebag

  • LMAOLMAOLMAO.

  • T.O. I freaking love you! That was totally unexpected. I fell off my chair laughing. I will try Lemons next time ;)

  • Wow, this was 420, you can't be mad on 420 :]

  • When life gives you lemons, take them. cuz hey, free lemons. Jackass.

  • @dandb139 umm when life gives me lemons, I would much rather squirt someone in the eye and run like hell... but hey, if you wanna just take the lemons, have fun with that boring crap.

  • @dandb139 DON'T TAKE MY FAMILY.

  • I was expecting something more profound, but sticking it in my bra sounds cool too.

  • you kinda sound like Topher Grace

  • this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • YOU TELL THEM TYLER!!!!! FUCK TYEAH

  • I totally found this via an Atmosphere video!!! :DDD

  • well i say When life gives you lemons take and put them in your enimies eyes ;D

  • This dude is gay as hell!

  • @atk047 you really needed to say that twice? you mustve been really determined to tell everyone something THEY ALREADY KNOW.

  • This dude is gay!

  • @atk047 Why yes...yes he is

  • hahaha

  • Fucking homo

  • This Is AMAZING!!! haha

  • lifes givin me alot of things but of all the minimalist things i have never recieved lemons

  • Lol my moms a double d

  • hahaaa., wtf?

  • When life gives you lemons you ask for some sugar because without it your lemonades gona suck.

  • Hahah, you're a genius. (:

  • when life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it!

  • hahahahahaha

  • my uncle alsways told me: when life gives you lemons say F**K you life (admitly he is not the best uncle)

  • yikes.........

  • when life gives you lemons make beef stew

  • when life gives you lemons just say fuck the lemons and go eat a mango!!

  • yeah paint the shit gold not use 'em for anything else. people go for anything that's gold or shiny, just like 12 year old girls go after justin bieber.

  • how gay is this! lol.

  • XD hahaha

  • when life gives you lemons squrt it in someones eye and laugh.

  • @blackbear122345 that's so something I would do

  • When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave everyone wondering how the fuck I did it. 

  • when life gives you lemons just say fuck the lemons and bail

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (:

  • when life gives you lemons you paint that SHIT gold. oh and btw you suck balls

  • your not funny at all.

    when life gives you lemon's, you say fuck the lemons and bail

  • when life hands you lemons, say fuck the lemons and bail

  • when life give you lemons i shoot the juice into thire eye

  • When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into the hate commenters eyes...then go find someone whose life gave them whiskey...or Boones Farm ;)

  • when life give you lemons you paint that shit gold!!!!!!

  • @purpleshoeklan Dude when life gives you lemons, fuck the lemons and bail.

  • @purpleshoeklan OMG YES <3

  • @purpleshoeklan ATMOSPHERE!!!

  • when the world gives u lemons make orange juice, then let the world wonder how you did it

  • when life gives you lemons you paint that shit gold.

  • When life gives you lemons, start a lemon orchard and then use all of your lemon money to buy a lime orchard, beginning your citrus monopoly.

  • wow, a lot of the people below my comment don't seem to like this video you made tyler. but i love it, it made me laugh.

  • if life gives me lemons i will plant a bomb in that lemon and mail it to your dumbass !!

    

  • i have a pc

  • what a goof

  • I was always told when life gives you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes.

  • ok this sucked. not funny at all

  • faggot

  • if life gives me lemons i'ma throw them at your carrr.

  • i know y ur to'd cuz ur gay and ur bf fucked you too hard in the ass

  • lol!!!!!! that advice is priceless! XD

  • gay

  • LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

  • When life gives you lemons... You paint that shit gold!

  • @sessomaru888 hell yeah atmosphere

  • Dude has a gay twang to his voice.