I Am Legend | Real Guys Movie Review

[dwackallday]

it was actually his daughter in the movie ,, idiots .. real dum guys movie review

[VicenzoV]

So the ending involves Will Smith getting attacked by zombies in his labatory.

Ok...

[ilPadrino72]

I never knew that calling Will Smith "The Black Tom Cruise" was a complement. Plus these guys are the worst the reviewers EVER! I watch What The Flick!?! for my movie reviews.

[jeremyrfritz]

I actually really liked this movie b/c for once, it DIDN'T feel like a "Will Smiff Movie", just a good movie.

Agreed with not putting his sons in movies though...total douche-bag move. It starts with shit like this and now we're being subjected to "The Karate Kid" remake...where will it end?!? Just say NO America!!! Just say no...

[KatLoveMusic]

Finally, the monsters weren't that scary? How much do you know about the film? I understand that hollywood decided to change the ending of the movie so that it would be more "actiony", but in reality the "monster" is Will Smith. Thats what the original ending showed, and thats how it went in the book, but then someone in hollyweird decided that the masses needed something considerably more dumbed down. Maybe thats why they didn't seem so frightening to you-- the movie led up to an illogical end.

[KatLoveMusic]

Second thing: Of course he was working out. As many have mentioned, this is a life-or-death situation where the "monsters" that are "trying to kill you" are faster and stronger than you are. If you chose to forego on your health just because "no one can see you", then you die. Simple as that. Survival of the fittest and all, guys.

[KatLoveMusic]

The thing is, guys, and I love you, but if you were in a life-or-death situation, all of the food you described would be the first things to go bad. And you would do all those things even after having witnessed your loved ones killed right in front of you? Lets say you're inhuman and you get over the shock in a couple weeks, okay, by then, all of the foods you would eat rather than "spam" would have perished- thats why CANNED GOODS are in bunkers, not steaks and sausages, guys. Seriously.

[saiyaneer]

your an idiot the reviewer guy, your fat and your a retard, if this was a real situation, will smith would actually will be able to run 5x faster than you.

[youscrewber]

You Guys are so stupid! He.had to work out to stay fit and alive. He was fighting for survival! Also, he had been there for almost 3 years, he could only eat preserved food. What, you think he can just pop a stake in the oven? No, dumbass. He also set up the manicans to feel a bit less lonely. It helped to talk to someone, even if it was only a manican. It also illustrated the fact that he was slowly going mad from lack of human interaction and sociality. It was a great film.

[myrtilusgames]

lol These guys are hilarious... but seriously this was a great movie, I loved it.

[airsotcamando]

i loved it

[tommygirl96]

i LOve this movie I dont know why I just like it

[killwhitey88d]

black tom cruise?, fuck u aj. if u r by urself surrounded by monsters it would make sense to make urslef stronger.

[DarkAngel182]

Omega Man was far superior, all you saw in this was Will Smith wandering round an empty city talking to his dog. At least the mighty Chuck Heston kicked ass in his film!

[badtown88]

I guess real guys=dumb guys

[jademm]

The movie was dumb. Your movie review is dumber. Your biggest beefs with this film is that Smith's character works out, eats Spam and puts mannequins all over NYC (yet you consider it a "good" film just because it stars Will Smith)?

Here's my beef: you have a man who's all alone that spends every day for 3 yrs. trying to contact other survivors. He finally meets a woman who tells him that there's a colony of survivors and invites him to join them. HE REFUSES. There goes the film's credibility.

[gearheads4u]

"meets a woman who tells him that there's a colony of survivors and invites him to join them. HE REFUSES. There goes the film's credibility"

That's retarded dude. The should have not remade this movie, but if that blew the credibility for you , you are a moron.

yeah of course he wouldn't refuse to go and chose to stay and find a cure for all of humanity. I didn't like it either but find a reason that makes some amount of sense.

[jademm]

Your reply makes no sense.

[k956]

The biggest problem about the movie? No fucking act 2, just one long ass set-up and a lame ass ending... Will is the Barak Obama of cinema: any crap he puts out seems to be ok with everyone. A bad movie is one thing; a lazy ass one is unforgivable. And note: the last 3 movies of Will's were just soft-soft porn: hey, look at my bare chest and naked ass! Look, if I wanna watch gay porn I got the internet, don't need to spend 8 bucks on a ticket to a 2 act story structure masquerading as a movie.

[prooc]

This movie sucked and Will Smith is an overrated actor. I also hated how that Gumpel guy had to say that he loved Will Smith like a million times. He seemed liked a wussy idiot.

[vidmaniac44]

ok film but hated the ending...to sudden

[JMShan88]

this wasnt a zombie movie? alternate ending blew btw.

[Suubs]

Damn This Review Sucked...

[paulaqloria]

thank god these idiots gave up, huh? You catch AJ on the Stern show when Stuttering John ripped that bozo a new one?

[leeweaz]

This movie SUCKED! Do yourself a favor, read the book!

[LastPistolero]

You may be real guys - but that was not a real review.

A review has critique. The only criticism you guys offered up was that you didn't like how Will Smith ate spam.

Your review was just a recount of the film's plot... practically all of it.

I had to laugh when you finished with "we don't want to spoil the end for you" - because you'd already spoiled about 95 per-cent of the picture already!!!

I'm hesitant to watch any of your other videos just in case I get more spoilers...

[twil523]

The alternate ending to this movie was much better. I just can't remember where I saw it...maybe youtube? Check it out.

[FriarD]

AJ, i just caught your appearance in Balboa....very nicely done. I have to give you credit, you acted the part to a tee.

Btw, when are you going to make a return to the Stern show?

[MVelli]

Yeah, this movie was alright, albeit the cartoony zombie bullshit. AJ got everything right.

[TCBinCHI]

AJ is so freakin HOT. I am so glad he has come out of the closet, as he's such a strong role model for the gay community. I think there's an interview in next month's Advocate - you really need to check it out.

[ajbenza]

Sorry to disappoint TCBinCHI. I'm straight as an arrow. Married, three kids. But Iam in touch with my feminine side and I could imagine what movie star men I might have my way with were I gay.

[NealGumpel]

Hey AJ... Everyone believes you. You're NOT GAY. Ok. We get it.

Jeez

[paulaqloria]

You all ways come late to the party, AJ. ref.: NOT EVEN realizing the Stern crew was goofin on your sorry ass for weeks.

Good to see you FINALLY got a clue and stopped posting these lame ASS reviews

[jpk197233]

Guys just wanted to say that you are doing a great job. Have either of you seen the alternate ending? It is so much better than the theatrical version. I actually got to meet AJ at the Mouse Trap in LA back in 2002 with a bunch of my buddies from Jersey and hes a really cool guy. AJ--any chance of getting a signed copy of "Fame ain't it a bitch?" At least I tried right?

Later,

Joe

[brooklynslider]

how the hell did she get into manhattan

all the bridges and tunnels are blown up

shes not jesus

[shinigami0sonta]

possibly a boat, she sounds like she came from Ireland to me, and she also said she came over from a boat.

[Darknessislife]

whats wrong with his kids in movies?

[ajbenza]

I just feel like he's always pushing them to be in front of the camera. When was the last time you saw the guy accepty an award and not have his kid there with him. They're an adorable family...but, I dont know...I think you gotta leave the kids home.

[wayne1867]

I hope that's a glass of straight vodka and not water in front of you Gumpel! The Gumpel I know and love has alcohol pumping through his veins 24/7! With that said, the show is great, you guys are hilarious and have great chemistry. Looking forward to more reviews!

[NealGumpel]

Is this Wayne minipercs??

Glad you found us at Real Guys. Keep in contact and let us know when we're wrong.

Neal

[jlbdvm]

Funny! I think you got a new spin going! Ya'll are the Real Guys!

[NealGumpel]

Yes I'm doing laps. Your girlfriend likes it that way.

[tony60frames]

You guys are hilarious! I really enjoy your unique look at these films and appreciate the honesty you give. I agree, If I was the last man living in NY, I'd go to H&H bagels and go nuts! forget spam.

I can't wait for Atonement!

[ajbenza]

When does Atonement come up? I wanna see Keira Knightly, who is one tit job away from being a 10.

[amster38]

WOW. Neal Gumpel. Wouldnt have guessed but lookin mighty good. I like the review but kinda hard 2 judge as I wouldnt ever c a Will S. flick, rates just slightly above Arnold S.-as in YUCK. Real Guys flicks. Will stay tuned to watch review of better films. I do like the set up..go Nealy..

[ajbenza]

Neal only gets better. I'm speaking as his better half here. Believe me...we werent happy to review a Will Smith flick either. But stick around. We have a lot to say about the others we saw

[amster38]

w o w. Neal Gumpel. Wouldnt have guessed,but lookin mighty good. I liked the review but kinda hard 2 judge as I wd never go to Will S.flick, rates just slightly above Arnold S. Yuck. Real guys films. Will stay tuned to see yr review of a better film. Congratulations! I do like the set up, go Nealy..

[joejitsu44]

I enjoyed this episode. A.J. and Neal work well together. This was Neal's strongest episode. He must be swimming laps because he's looking less and less like Mark Harmon's slow brother.

[polevaultpreacher]

I can attest to Neal's new physical regimen. He's down to 9 Jim Beams a night. And he makes sure to walk to the liquor store every night. We're talking 1.2 miles.

[eg1182]

also... a question. How does placing dummies around the city maintain your sanity?

[PianozRULE]

beats me

[NealGumpel]

Piano,

Beats me? That's all you have to say? I was hoping for more. We really really want to hear what you have to say. Like me for instance. I went to your profile and found out that you're a piano player and I even took the time to watch your video of you playing You Are Always On My Mind by Willie Nelson.

You're not very good.

thanks for writing

Neal

[NealGumpel]

Jeez PIANO!!! I slammed you then turned off my computer and poured a martini. Chillin' with the wife then SUDDENLY I felt guilty.

Fact is you're a very talented piano player OK? I mean it. Keep it up and someday you can be famous like AJ.

Keep up the hard work

Your fan

Neal

[PianozRULE]

I'm confused?

[PianozRULE]

your not welcome

[eg1182]

lol

[polevaultpreacher]

Neal doesnt have to tell us that he's "been in the NYC food business for years." Doesnt he think the way his buttons are straining themselves on his baby-blue polka-dotted shirt essentially gives away his love affair for food.

[NealGumpel]

Wow that hurts...  Stay tuned for Mays list of films we're covering. I'm speeding off to the fatmale shop to buy some form fitting clothes.

and Vault my pole

[eg1182]

it's not that he's muscular, it's that he's bland. He's the mayo of actors

[NealGumpel]

really? You dad is an actor? That's sad. They're all nuts. Too bad he's not a lawyer they're really great

[eg1182]

lol, yeah maybe that's my problem, not the decades of neuroses

[NealGumpel]

research shows that woman who don't like muscular men were raised by very muscular manly men. Maybe that's your problem EG1182??

[eg1182]

will smith does nothing for me

[NealGumpel]

What if he was the last man on earth??? Huh?