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  • hahahaha....wicked hairy arsed men wi skirts and nae knickers.

  • the scottish square. go :) makes me proud ta be scottish

  • erm Made of secrets

  • hrm sesy girl with a nice personality kiss

  • Hawt...hawt hawt hawt hawt,,, O.O

  • dear wales

    next time you see that f-in ref,you know what to do,hint,hint

  • Yeah,if we had done this before the Argie game,,,,.Scots fans always mentally do this to the english anyway..

    To help us win I Always felt we should do our own,fairs fair,,maybe Youre gonna get your f-ing head kicked in,in enchanting gaelic of course.Fans prefer Mary had a little lamb.Any other ideas,apart from actually scoring more than them!

    .Would love to see somebody Haka to Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot-lol.

  • I cant believe my history teacher showed us this coz we were learning about the maori

  • @RukiaKuchiki3008 hahaha

    

  • erm Be kind and nice with me and I will be with you

  • Who is the guy at 22 and 29??? He's amazing!

  • pwned

  • hahahaahaahahaah love it !

  • at 0:43 I fell off the chair. xD HAAHAHAHAHAA

  • All of that slapping, yelling, and grunting to try and send a message. And the only things the Scots do....hahahah I guess their actions spoke louder than words.

  • I'm waiting for Stanley Baker and Michael Caine to lead the Welsh team in "Men of Harlech" during a haka. "What do you think of their singing?" "They have a wonderful bass line, but I can't say much for their tenors..."

  • kiwis are funny

  • THIS IS THE BEST HAKA. w w w. youtube. com / watch?v=l5H4CTiepd8

  • the best of scoltland..... WILIAM WANSONS XD

  • comment below loves looking at celtic dicks what a fag

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  • there probably shocked for how small dicks are.

  • look guys im a proud maori from Ngati Maniapoto who speaks te reo fluint and from some of the responses i cant help but wonder if poeple are taking this video up the ass i mean cummon you seriously dont think this is funny

  • Wish I were there lol

  • IM PART SCOTTISH!

  • @roflolmaomg2g1168 Doesn't every American say that?

  • 35 kiwis that realized they have a tiny penis

  • UMMM GAY!

    

  • excellent reply . and the Kamate Haka is .......insulting.......( read a translation some time ! ) . I suggest trying this response in front of 55,000 at Eden Park.

  • @tasman763 Ka mate haka insulting? How so wee moron? Perhaps even the English translation and the haka's context completely elude your understanding. Don't just read the words, read it's history - who wrote it and why. There's nothing insulting even remotely implied within. Get yo'self some edumacation bro!

  • @puggle91 the Kamate Haka was written by the tribe that was led by Te Rauparaha of the Tainui people.

    He and his warriors were busy beating the living crap out of the Ngati Maniapoto at the time it was written. This haka was designed to insult, and belittle the Ngati Maniapoto.

    You are obviosly The Little Hairy Man ! ( with a brain to match ) . My haka to you is very plain.....GET BENT YA HALF WIT ! You make road kill look smart ! And it IS a great haka ! Just for u ya tit

  • WTH

    

  • sir william wallace was my ancestor so this brings memorys lol

  • Testing !

  • I could sense each non-scot questioning his virility.

  • LOL!!!! I'm an American and damn proud of my Scots-Irish heritage!! The look on that guys face at 0:41 was like "oh shit!" :)

  • @ryanspeed fucking yanks, can you even point to Scotland or Ireland on a map???

  • @battleriflehappy Fucking Yanks!?? HA! I detect a flavor of jealousy in that remark!

    You Limeys are quick to forget that most of us "fucking Yanks" are just displaced Brits. Yes, I can point to Scotland, Ireland or any other country in the world...even blindfolded! Can you?

    Besides that, I'm not as stupid as you sound--notice I said Scots-Irish heritage and not Scotch-Irish heritage?

  • scots were just standing there indifferent to the maori's hakka with wind blowing in their hair.

  • Very funny!!!

  • That was hilarious! And bboy, awesome comment

  • who the hell is the man at second 22 and second 29? They are the same guy....I need a name

  • @gfhrsbsgroupie That guy is Samaras. He plays for Celtic

  • @Vanubis10 no hes not 

  • good one!!!!

    

  • "This day we fight FOR FREEDOM"

  • AHAHAHAH great video.

  • I love the All Black haka...but I'm Scottish Canadian...I'm pretty sure the Scots are the perfect example of a people who have been forced to push fear to the back of their minds in order to defend against and destroy the oppressing forces.

    No haka is scary to any Scot, just makes us see similarities on the battlefield.

  • @BrokenBard The Scottish and Irish had the Haka on the battlefield, it was called the Bagpipes and put the fear into any enemy.

  • @MrThingy3 GODDAMN RIGHT! THEY ARE THE REAL THING, NOT THESE PRETENDERS. MACHO BULLSHIT

  • Scottish haka.. change the name cuz its the All Blacks doin the haka.. lol.. besides if Scottish did do the haka be for game time.. then they are fuccn wana be polynesians.. lmao.. All Blacks nd Manu Samoa all day

  • Does anybody know who is the guy in second 22? Please tell me :)

  • Lol... Quite to the point isn't it!

  • LMAO the all black leaders reaction to what the scots did omg too funny!!!

  • that shit made me LOL!!!!

  • maoris are just so culturally inferior. jesus they think are terrifying. scottish people have been fighting battles for hundreds of years having their way of life raped by english. they don't fear anything. alba

  • the haka guys : We want penis blaarghaargh!!!

    "Scotts lifts their kilts"

    First haka guy : Damn , what a penis....

  • class thts aw am sayin man lol

  • I'm a pacific islander but may I just say kilts+shirtless yummy men= my Xmas wish list???

    Who said only guys can ogle and be pervy?!?

  • lol, priceless!

  • scotland will easily win wehn the other team cant play for laughin at there ginger pubes :D fuk u scots :D

  • @GuitarHer0Geek HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­!!!!!! i cant stop laughing at your fuckin comment. the wouldnt be able to play because they're awestruck at our huge fuckin dicks, ya wank

  • @GuitarHer0Geek your a twat

  • We like te show off our huge dicks in Scotland.

  • @hullohulloRFC to all your gay friends! :D

  • lol they,re probably thinking "shit it really is that small" lol jks

  • o.o

    

  • I would not be surprised if the Scottish actually did this at a rugby match....me ma was from Scotland and me dad from hEireann rugby matches get intense attention at my house

  • ROFLM FUCKING AO!!

  • thats how you do it man

  • its funny because the scottish have bigger penises than everyone else

  • @raptoresque

    exactly! some cred to rwj there...

  • HaHaHahahaha

  • ROFL.

  • lol, great job! Brave heart VS Haka!

  • olo brown?

  • That isn't Olo Brown. I don't recognise him at all.

  • I can know his name?

  • You can but you won't get it from me as I said above, 'I don't recognise him at all'.

  • haha the look he gives the scotts after they lift their kilts is priceless. hahaha

  • We should have sent those guys out against France yesterday, might have gotten somewhere!

  • " baba-se" escocesses...

  • @robertjohnson487 hhahahah get a life mate.. this has been round for soooo long... hahahaha and your the only one that doesnt like it hhahaha !!!! Get a life

  • gooooood video adn prodaction!!!!

  • Hahahahaha great answer Scotland!

    Regards from Argentina :-)

  • Blow your stupid opinion right out your ring...

  • How many times have Scotland beaten the All Blacks?

    I'll give you a wee clue...its a nice round number.

  • @SuperUFB nice

  • ΕΛΑ ΝΑ ΜΟΥ ΤΗ ΔΕΙΣ

  • hahahahahaha

  • я сега :)))))))))))))))))

  • я сега :))))))))))))))))))))))))

  • hahahahahahahahaha the boney las

  • well, the little willies won't. but if we talk little, we don't talk scottish, so make up ur mind, mate ;)

  • xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Lol I got your haka right here *lift kilt*

  • Tickets to the game $50.... Travel expenses $200..... The look on that guys face when em Scots lift their kilts....... PRICELESS!

  • No words necessary :) ....God Bless Scotland!

  • Sehr schön ^^

    Habe mich köstlich amüsiert!

  • fahh, those dicks must be small for his eyes to go that big, he musta been so damn surprised on how small they were.

  • that's why we love scotland...!!

    Vive la France....!!

  • KILTS arr ooor heritage ooor history that am proud to have, meny men have fought and die so it widny change so

    " git it right up yi"

  • lol at this whole conversation going on

  • This thread is full of English lies. The Americans saved the world in WW2, not the English. The English did b all, leaving it to the US supported by the Scots, Poles and colonials.

  • What year did Canada & United Kingdom enter the war?

    What year did the U.S enter WWII? 2 years after everyone else, only because they were bombed.

    It doesn't even matter, it was a joint effort by many countries (close to 14) and to say that one country was the deciding factor in winning the war is just ignorance.

  • Canada and the UK in 1939, The USA in 1937. T

  • US in 1941.

  • Super. Scotland is a class act. However, he doesn't need England.

  • Scotland is awesome. I've only been there twice and I'm very keen to return. Edinburgh is an awesome place...

  • Super. You are right! The Scots are like Kiwis. They have nothing in common with England. Edinburgh is also great! What amazes me about Edinburgh is that the locals who have drunk a lot can still walk along icy street and up or down hill. That impresses me. I can't handle the icy streets when I am sober!

  • anybody heard about the Soviets? =)

  • blog. Yes. I have heard of the Soviets. They helped out too. The big work was done by the Americans though - superb fighting men, the likes of which the world had never seen.

  • Where ARE those Scottish lads?  I really need to know . . .

  • Fly towards England and then turn left.

  • Yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaa thats what us scots are all about !!!

  • i lol'd so hard. xD

  • This is hilarious LMFAO.

  • why should we fight about who did more im from the us and im proud to have friends across the seas in the uk , thats where my family is from and we all came from the same place so stop fighting and thanks uk for having our backs

  • This video sends me rolling on the floor each time I see it. Brilliant and hilarious :D

  • Okay, WTF? Someone made a comment about his/her dislike for the shitty sport that is "American football", which is somewhat relevant to this video, and then some idiot goes off on a tangent about WWII which, in effect, turned the comments section of this video into a flame war about WWII? Sweet lolipop Christ.

  • uuuh...well, i'm going to ignore all those comments because i do feel that they are very irrelevant to the actual video. That aside...that main guy with black hair...*drool* he...wow...just wow

  • The only thing America did in the european theatre was make money, we were fighting for our lives and all america would care about it was the invoice.

  • You wankers! I am an American son of Scots (Crawfords who fought with Wallace) and I say that the second war was a victory of the English speaking peoples, on both sides of the pond, against tyranny across the world. WE were victorious. If you wish to denigrate someone, the French are available.

  • Your ancestors fought with Wallace, pa

    hahahahahaha, what with Mel Gibson in Braveheart, you fucking dicksplash, Wallace was landed gentry, not a fucking celt in a kilt, its all an invention of later times you ignorant twat.

  • You're assuming that rtyrsson thinks that the movie Braveheart is historical fact.

    There were historical truths and falsehoods within it. Wallace's forces did take York...for example....

  • 70 years ago this week Hitler and his nazi party invaded poland, Britain declared war on nazi germany the next morning.

    America declared war nearly 3 years later.

    I wont bother blowing the bugle for you lot, im surprised any of you took any notice of Paul Revere

  • Im american and i have to admit they've got us there......

  • looks cold

  • that it does, the wind adds extra effect though

  • Scottish people arent tough, they are pliable little twats, that how the English kept them subjugated for centuries.

  • hahaha im half scotish and Maori --> I was borned Fuckd up LOL =_)

  • I was borned fucked up.................duuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuh what an idiot

  • Not unusual within the New Zealand population.

  • imao....

  • haha! golden!

  • Damn Scotts LMAOO good one- still funny

  • Did someone say that Americans are big Dicks. I was enjoying the banter until someone sated the obvious

  • Im all for Scottish independance we should cut the pale unfit ginger twats loose and have our subsidies back.

  • It helps if you can spell, or are you an English football pundit?

  • At least we have football in England, instead of your ridiculous farce you call football but its just the same two shit teams playing each other every fucking day.

    Monday Celtic v Rangers

    Tuesday Celtic v Rangers

    Wednesday Celtic v Rangers

    Thursday Celtic v Rangers

    Friday Old Firm Derby

    Saturday you know whats happening again?

    Sunday Same old fucking shit

    Your country is a farcical little shithole full of ugly cunts, the sooner wre cut you loose and let you fucking sink the better.

  • And on behalf of the 303 million people for the land that freed you, you may want to remember if it weren't for America, you would be speaking German!

  • You stupid Yank twat, check your history, if it wasnt for us you would be speaking french.

  • Obviously you have no idea of world history. If that is the lie you want to believe, then believe it!

  • No your wrong not me.

    USA population in 1940, 131,000,000

    military deaths 416,000, civ deaths, 1,700

    UK polulation in 1941 48,000,000

    military deaths 382,000 civ deaths 67,000

    Soviet Union population 168,000,000

    military deaths 10,000,000 civ deaths 13,000,000

    China population in 1940 517,000,000

    military deaths 3,500,000 civ deaths 11,000,000

    you americans were a bit part player, a footnote, it was just business to you, to us it was total war.

  • The invasion of Britain never happened, it never happened bacause we stopped it, this happened in 1940, you joined the war in 1942 when it had allready turned in our favour in Europe. You were manufacturers, we were warriors.

  • Your conjecture here is absolutely embarrassing, and just as patently false as the first comment about speaking German. Be ashamed of yourself. The people who actually fought the war on your side certainly would be.

  • You say nothing, you just react to what i say, your boring.

  • The best part about arguing with a ungrateful limey cock who knows as little about World History as you do is that I don't have to say anything. You embarrass yourself without intervention.

  • Fucking stupid yanks, you couldnt even find Europe on the map, tell me this then, if the US played such an important role in world war 2, how come when the german u-boats were sinking your escort ships in the north atlantic YOU STILL DIDNT FUCKING JOIN THE WAR. All you people have ever cared about is money. Bombs were landing in my grannies garden, and you were appeasing Hitler. Fucking Yanks, So arrogant, the war was already going our way when you picked sides.

  • That really proves that you have no understanding of what happened in WWII. You're just another cad who heard some off-beat opinion from someone you like and decided to take it for your own. As I said before, conjecture is embarrassing. You've already pretended to know more than you do, so I would recommend reading a few books before breaking any new ground here. Read a bit of World History, from about 1929-1936. Maybe check out WWI as well. Personally I'm not wasting any more time with you.

  • Speaking of appeasement, does the Munich Agreement mean anything to you? Wasn't it your leader who gave hitler the rhineland there for advancing his cause? And if losing all of western continental europe and about to lose the british isle means winning a war, then who am I to argue. And if you also want to insult the hundreds of thousand men who died fighting to save your ass, then your the jackass.

  • You betrayed France and Europe by not enforcing the treaty of Versailles. No wonder they hate you.You sat and watched Spain get ripped apart. And that was in your back yard. How long did it take for Japan to overrun you in the Pacific? Shouldn't have helped you out in the First world war.Shouldn't have made peace with you in 1812 with the way we kicked your asses in New Orleans.Betrayed Czechoslovakia and Poland besides.You had airman train in the US used US airplanes and ships. screw you.

  • You see history through stars and stripes tinited spectacles and you are wrong wrong wrong wrong

  • That was the Japan that Britain had a treaty with right up until the US threatened all sorts of dire consequences if it was renewed, yes? And the Pacific that we were trying to defend with the Navy that was much smaller than we'd like because of concessions we'd made to American demands, right? And 1812, 1812... wasn't that when you invaded Canada, thus forcing Britain to fight a war on two fronts and giving Napoleon a helping hand?

  • You had treaties with Japan while they were operating concentration camps in Manchuria...and you had treaties with them. The sun never sets on the empire so you get burned by the rising sun, that sounds fitting.

  • Oh, and speaking of the Treaty of Versailles, wasn't that the one where the US insisted on setting up the 'League of Nations' to help keep a lid on territorial aggression in Europe, and then refused to join it?

    How about we just accept that you don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about, and move on?

  • Wilson did sign the treaty. It wasn't ratified because no one wanted to have to deal with the territorial aggression you're talking of.

  • ahem....US gave us equipment because we had an ALLIANCE. we also gave you guys men and equipment. they also used OUR airfcraft which we desparatley needed. we couldnt uphold the treaty because of the wall street crash and if i recall you were part of it! (the treaty and the crash) you didnt help us out in WW1you joined in the last few months and claimed victory. 1812 was a ceasefire not peace and British did fight for spain even though it wasnt our priority. research it my friend.

  • You are saying didn't participate in the alliance because it was financially inconvenient? What about the non-intervention pact and the treaty of Ghent. I guess you don't think that support and nearly a third of a million killed or wounded was any help in WW1 either. But I don't see why there is the need to bring the US into this conversation at all. The point was that Britain was a next door neighbor to France and watched this all unfold just like France was saying it would happen.

  • It seems like bringing the US into conversations is just a way for a lot of people to try to shift the focus of arguements that make them uncomfortable.

  • im sorry i thought you were American! but i stand by my opinion.

  • The Americans played the smallest part of any WW2 nation, you always bang on about Omaha Beach, but compared to the real battles of the second world war Omaha Beach was tiny affair. All you did in WW2 was provide the equipment, your like the fucking ironmongers of the war. The battle of Britain kept the western front open and bought time in Russia, all this long before you fat burger chomping twats even realised there was a war.

  • Maoris were shocked at Scottish inverted penis. They were traumatized so they can't play.

  • Surely you mean INVENTED the penis, after all did we no invent everything else.

  • England are pussy inbred cunts. The vast majority of English came from Anglos (Germans), Vikings (Norwegian) and Normans (French). We fucked England at almost every attempt and then had to free you wankers from Roman rule.

    English can and never will be able to fight.

  • So what Scotlands are a mixture of Irish and Picts and whatever too, everyones mixed heritage.

    And if England cant fight how come Scotland has been under its boot heel for so fucking long, I aint got a problem with Scotland but your pigheaded nationalism is ridiculous.

  • Oh yeah and kilts and the whole raising your kilt in battle thing is all a fabrication from much more recent times anyway - William III I think, he had a fantasy idea of scotland and made all the scots wear that stuff.

    As us being freed from Roman Rule - thats just horse shit, Roman rule was never really defeated it was more kind of assimilated. Most of your ideas of Scottish history are bolocks.

  • Good to see the fight between England and Scotland still wages in the modern times on the internet.

  • The Roman occupiers left Britain in the early 5th century due to its slow collapse in Rome itself...

    Rome never conquered Scotland at any point...the 9th Legion was destroyed when it marched north of Hadrian's wall.

  • you know jack shit.. scottish people are all ginger end of argument we get more gash.

  • This is why you NEVER call a Scotsman an Englishman....he'll rip your head clean off your shoulders.

  • If Scottish people are so tough how come they have been under the English boot heel for so long.

  • dont even start............

  • Because the English had guns the Scotts did not. Let's see them fight fist to fist.