Eminem - Taking My Ball (CDQ / NODJ / DOWNLOAD / LYRICS)

[xMijumaru]

57 people are scared because they have monsters under their bed.

992 people took their ball and went home , hoooome!

[OfficialZeusMusic]

I fuckin love the 3rd verse

[clubpenguin4you4eva]

57 people r taking their balls and going home :)

[RicanAloha707]

I said this to these six graders and beat there ass

[TIAG0NUNES]

Check out in my channel the best Eminem lookalike so far. His name is Patrick Wahlsten.

youtube . com/watch?v=tn8HgZW2NKM

[doejijhetveilig]

THINK AND ACCEPT THIS IS A DAMN SICK LYRICAL SONG SOOOOO MANY CRAZY LINES

[clubpenguin4you4eva]

em- ur vocals DO sound sexii

[rubenWISH92]

the beat is dope

[OfficialZeusMusic]

3rd verse is legendary

[davd1stndla1]

Eminem is so awsome he has a million balls.

Thats not wierd right...

[coolcars452]

dontch you got better ones...........

[hootiehoostew]

holy shit, kid! You made me poop myself!

[clubpenguin4you4eva]

@hootiehoostew wtf MOFOO

[mlyan14]

When Michael Jackson died the world was at shock. People took their own lives, many millions mourned. our elders hurt.

When Eminem dies, the world will feel his last breath across their necks. We will shiver when we see his name, hear his words, cherish his lyrics. Millions will mourn, the king of rap will be dead

Eminem is young, but hey. People die everyday, and in that note I pay the greatest respects to this legend, before its too late

[CoDr3w777]

@mlyan14 Well,Two things.

Are you trying to be an ass hole?

and that was creepy as fuck

But you don't realize that before Michael died everyone thought of him as a creep,rapist,ect

then when he died that did all that shit you said,When Em dies,it will be the same thing on both sides

[SuperJeff222]

cartman voice

[davidmax360]

loveeeeeeeeeee ittttttttt

[MrGangstaDan]

57 People are un-enlightened to the greatness of Eminem! :D

[ChronicalGenius]

lol i love the end

"Fine...Nobody wants to play with me? Fuck you then...Bitch...Guys are always mean to me anyways...All they do is rub gum in my hair and stuff...You guys are going to make me sad...Im crying..Im gunna tell my mom...MOMMMMMMMM..."

[animeandscaygirl]

@ChronicalGenius 

[Somzae]

This is great, but this was during his dark period.

[Desjarlais07]

@Somzae most likely when he was flushin the drugs out

[d4nnn33]

cant 'em be crazy again !

[quintenandgirlfriend]

Thumbs up if eminem hasnt disappointed you yet :)

[therock343]

Cant get enough of this song.. the beat and lyrics are awesome.... got it on repeat and Listen to it allll day

[cenoevil54]

Fruit loop from Jupiter, LMFAO

[BintouTV]

luv dis song

[pepelarry]

i will play with you eminem

[13ivar13]

hiiiiiiiiiiii :)

[3amMusicBox]

Medical Hannibal looking for something human that's eatable

House of skeletons because I grew up in Wisconsin like Ed Gein did

Paint my face a Joker and take pills like Heath Ledger

Trust me nobodies sicker I'll make cake out of mc's that try and differ

Im stiffer. Bash you over the head with a pan. I'm a true Slim Shady fan

Knives and lots of blood since way to much has yet been done

This beats intense my words are dense and I can jump a fence, hence

'Slim shady is just praying people dread.

[krimsonpage]

This white boy got talent. Period.

Jay-Z, vivemofo! Fuckin King Midas.

[therock343]

Looove da Beats on Refill.... Dr. Dre does a Amazin job as Producer n Eminem is perfect for them.. And he Takes every piece of potential from the beat to make the Best Songs.

[lorenk54]

who the fuck can dislike this song and call them self normal!

[TheBestofTrance]

im taking my bong and going home :)

[MegaThybo]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[impulse0]

@MegaThybo lmao



[3amMusicBox]

It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,

but its all right, its ok with me,

i’ll do my steps all by myself,

I don’t need nobody to play with me,

but if you just give me a chance,

i can put you in a trance the way I dance,

but don’t nobody wanna play with me so I’m

taking my ball and going home, hooome

[dudegetsomedeoderant]

@3amMusicBox great. you just posted lyrics of a chorus.

[3amMusicBox]

@dudegetsomedeoderant I justed posted a freestyle that shits on your gay head haha.

[dudegetsomedeoderant]

@3amMusicBox you suck at freestyling. No sense of rythm. you sound white

[3amMusicBox]

@dudegetsomedeoderant Well i might get an 8th of weed tonight so if that happens I'll make a freestyle that'll blow your fuckin head off with rhyme patterns so just wait a day or two

[awesomecaz]

Thta 3rd verse.......jesus fuckin christ. We need a new adjective to describe this guy. 15+ years in the game and he STILL the best......................BY MILES.

[ChristopherHinton10]

Master Matters ! People who dislikes it are JUJU BIEBER fans aka got a D I C K in my mouth !

[ajb412]

When are you Em haters going to realize that he CAN'T do the type of music he used to do. Not only is he older (38) and more mature but he was getting sued left and right for the shit he rapped about. Do you think he just LOST that underground freestyle fire over night? No. He's the most lyrical rapper out right now... even with the goofy shit he does.

[janis0zo]

@ajb412 I don't understand why people fucking hate him just because some shitty games had his songs.

He made Love the way you lie and now he's a pussy and a sell out?

People say Recovery's shit and even Relapse is better, but i find Relapse to be his worst by far.

[nuzzget]

@janis0zo Can't agree more. I don't hate this song but it just isn't what i expected. I like recovery but not relapse.

[edwardocortez]

@ajb412 whatever, then he needs to fuck off somewhere and retire

[j04370859]

@edwardocortez If you don't him then don't listen to him.

[TheTechnique2010]

@ajb412 "He's the most lyrical rapper out right now... even with the goofy shit he does. "

Respect for Em, but please, there are way better lyrical rapper.

Talib Kweli, Hi-Tek, Mos Def, Nas (!)....Eminem is awesome in overall, but not the best lyricst. Period.

[reb0xx]

no wonder my ass is wet my diapers need to be changed

[gijsijspaleis]

thumbs up if you think this beat is the best if youre stoned :]

[cappermain]

@gijsijspaleis ur totally right. sat with the guys, stoned as fuck, and listened to this song over and over again! lol.

[inFam0usIvanG]

then mosey on over to Rosy o' Donald, with McDonald, jump on her lap and watch the sopranos!

[MostExoticNena]

dats wat im sayin @smoke6696

[xiris420]

jay -z =/= renegade

[thegorilla30]

@xiris420 the original to renegade is, Royce Da 5'9" Feat. Eminem, honestly, the videos on my channel lol

[MrTheSkolwin]

Eminem- he said at one time that he isn't singing for polish people, it hurt me a litlle bit because I,m a polish man, but I don,t care what he's thinking obout the people from east europe, I loves him songs and I lesson to him songs evry day. I believe he did't realy want to say that

[RadioActiveXbox360]

@MrTheSkolwin Well he also said shove a diamond up his hind end so I doubt he meant it

[MrTheSkolwin]

Eminem- he said at one time that he isn't singing for polish people, it hurt me a litlle bit because I,m a polish man, but I don,t care what he's thinking obout the people from east europe, I loves him songs and I lesson to him songs evry day. I believe he did't realy want to say that

[Sinsmiddy]

@MrTheSkolwin pretty irrevelant comment then lol

btw GO POLISH

[southsidevampire]

the beat is hot

[domojackass]

Dre man, make my vocals sound...sexy xD

Eminem better make more funny ass songs like this

[yakuzamadddogg]

@domojackass Listen to FACK

It's his funniest!

[madraxfromserbia]

"51 dislikes 51 people got drugged and thought Em sucks"

[TYL3RT]

OmFG I LOVE EMINEM I LITTERILY LAUGHED MY ASS OFF =))))

[stefanYObro]

Im huge eminem fan and i missed this song? How could i afford this to myself? :S

[mcyees1]

this is a great song

[RedChekRecordz]

im a rapper and i produce my own stuff and all but i wont be able to get anywhere without ure opinion.. so if u have the time,, itd be awesome if u cud chek some of my songs out and tell me how they are. thanks .

from redchekrecordz

[MrLexamer]

песня так себе

[RedChekRecordz]

im an artist,,and i have made a bunch of songs but to become better, i really need ure advice,, if u can, id really appreciate it if u cud chek out some of my songs

[napoliforever13]

I love all his albums, even recovery, but i do hope he makes another dark and controversial albumm

[ratchet55]

e4ever

[doug5421]

JAYZ EMINEM thats a great match and the song is awesom

[cfc5]

Relapse: Refill = biggest pieces of shite ever

[SuperTuberX]

@cfc5 mmmm...i sorta agree.my darling, buffalo bill, music box, and drop the bomb on em, were great though.

[JARofJELLY142]

@cfc5 well it was the refill and it sucked which is why none of these cuts made relapse

[cfc5]

@JARofJELLY142 were they made before or after Relapse was made?

[JARofJELLY142]

@cfc5 they were made before b/c they were just tracks that didnt make the final cut of relapse so obviously they are not as good

[TheTechnique2010]

@cfc5

No. Recovery sucks. This stupid pop mainstream shit.

Wtf has rihanna, pink & lil wayne lost on an eminem album...c'mon

he turned shitty pop.

[MrGangstaDan]

This is one of ems best yet! :D

[mudkipzuzu]

LOL best line

"I'm that guy man, stick a dime up my behind then, crush it with my butt muscles while I cut bubbles."

That takes serious skills to make/do. You know how hard it is to cut bubbles floating around in the air with scissors?

[SuperTuberX]

@mudkipzuzu its diamond. the hardest natural substance.not dime...

[SuperTuberX]

@mudkipzuzu its diamond, not dime. and its vocals, not bubbles.

[dfbhcf]

This is such a sick beat!

[Blackmonster03]

@dfbhcf 

[DJDisgust]

Stick up a Kim Kardashian's ass,

And make the bitch run a triathlon,

i fell on the floor laughing.

[Neosimix]

it's nice music, honestly

but can you actually call this rap?

i think it's more like R&B

[MrJaycola]

This is the worst song of all fucking time..and for ppl saying this is just a joke song or some shit listen to all of relapse and refill every fucking song is like this.

[LethalBleed]

@MrJaycola actually this is dope

[jfake1980]

Eminem is WAY better than 2Pac. Eminem is one of the only rappers I'll listen to

[mariomarandi]

so many asses in this songs.

[starmillen]

great song

[jdyankees13]

this song is from refill

[scarb0r0]

the way he uses multi sylabbels is fuckin incredible. if you truly understand lyracism, eminem is a genius

[banginbody4456]

@scarb0r0 apparently, you don't understand grammar.

[scarb0r0]

@banginbody4456 apparently, this is youtube and grammar doesn't really matter. if this were an essay, sure. but it isn't

[METALHEADTOU]

im taking ball and going home!

[drkshdw7]

@slimshady0297 He hates that whole time in his life, cuz of the drug addiction and shit he went through... but you have to admit Relapse is lyrical genius... his flow is soooo sick one every song, but some ppl dont like it cuz he does weird shit with the accent and different style of lyrics and production to express his mindstate. He was just venting kinda, but some dont realize that and that's why they criticize.

[AudioInklined]

the rhymes are just random rhymes, literally.

this sounds like a bunch of filler rhymes that he just has compiled and put into a strange song.

[klik0klik0boom]

@slimshady0297. i have american nightmare, this song is on it

[slimshady0297]

To the morons saying "fuck the 39 people that disliked this", Eminem hates Relapse.

[klik0klik0boom]

@slimshady0297 this aint even from relapse

its from american nightmare

[slimshady0297]

@klik0klik0boom What? It's from Relapse: Refill.

[slobodanvujin]

the force is strong in that one :D

[IHAVENOL1FE]

I will admit i don't relly like the accents

But thrs a thing good about it:

-If u can sing like 20 something songs with a wierd accent like this, Ur Talented ;)

[jluchette]

I just love the whole feel of this song. He makes it funny and light, while absolutely ripping it up with his flows.

This is what I really love about Eminem.

[smoke6696]

38 dislikes....38 people who dont know music

[LostheartXwarrior]

@smoke6696 now its 44 people who dont know music

[XSidRapedMyCatX]

@smoke6696 Or maybe 38 people who aren't Eminem dick riders?

[smoke6696]

@XSidRapedMyCatX or maybe 38 total douchebags like you, good day sir

[XSidRapedMyCatX]

@smoke6696 Not the case. I actually love Em's earlier work. This song sucked. If you want good Eminem try his first 3 albums.

[smoke6696]

@XSidRapedMyCatX i do admit this song isnt the best, 49 people wouldnt dislike it if it was..but the beat and lyrical genius of eminem is crazy...

[XSidRapedMyCatX]

@smoke6696 But I mean come on...that fake stupid accent and the corny jokes kill it.

[blackstar21595]

@smoke6696 be honest with yourself despite how great the rhymes are in this song, you gotta admit....the subject matter is all over the place xD

i understand why they dislike it

[Tigergal16]

@smoke6696 They must have been Justin Bieber fans then.

[wasupsukas]

@smoke6696 55 now

[THAIIIS3v3r1n]

FUCK THEM ALL EMINEM IS MY HERO :D

[heatbag11]

tupac was a legend and still is. one of the best rappers ever, if not THE best

eminem is also a legend and he is the best rapper alive. out of tupac and eminem, i would say i cant decide, they both equal in my mind.

[Theshow540]

@heatbag11 if pac was alive pac would of took over the music industry while em was away for those 5 years.. pac would of probably been working lil wayne.. and other rappers... then when em came back pac probably would of started working with him to help him come back.

[Kurdistan04]

best song from eminem :D

[gunit2004]

make my vocals sound.... sexxyyy

[alex29495]

Face it ..eminem is a better rapper than 2pac was.. 2pac was a good rapper but the only reason people still go on about him so much is because he got shot.. eminem is the new king ^.^

[gunit2004]

@alex29495 WOWW LMAO... the internet sure has a lot of retards on it. Tupac is remembered for getting shot? LMAO.... dude kill yourself now if you are THAT stupid.

[alex29495]

@gunit2004 .. you are the retard... read what i said first before you try to sound smart but it just doesn't work out.. ahm i said that tupac was a good rapper but if he wouldn't have gotten shot people wouldn't go on about him as much as they do now ..

[bobyer2]

@alex29495 wow, thats true, i never notticed that. :)

[iNineDeuce]

This is actually the only song i like with the accent, but a whole album?!?! Dre on the beat making it even better, fuckin love it

[TupacAmaru002]

@iron888888 lol 2pac is fucking legend dont compare him to eminem. PEACE!

[titansguy2121]

@TupacAmaru002 the only reason he is considered as good as he is, is because he got murdered. if he wasnt ever murdered he would never be considered as good today!!

[sile2005]

@titansguy2121 yeah,2 pac never that big.

[wwesuperstar1234]

@titansguy2121: That's not completely true, people loved 2pac long before he died for his inspirational lyrics though he may not have been mentioned as one of the best ever before he died he was already very well recieved and he was a good rapper but Eminem is still better.

[sile2005]

@TupacAmaru002 2 pac legend?only in your imagination,thug angel 2 pac hahaha,2 pac was kinda lame dude,get real.

[arbenibenito]

One of the best eminem songs <3

[SARGE4268]

I never get tied of listening to this song

[TwinVulcan]

One of the most technical and breathtaking raps I've ever heard in my life, and this is coming from a Biggie fan.

[krimsonpage]

Talented honky. No doubt.

[RightRound0]

for the 38 ppl that disliked this song you have no taste in music and fuck you

[hitdoctor24]

an relapse was just a horrible album...recovery will be much better

[RiverManRunnin]

yah F uck you iron888. you know nothing son

[noname1151]

Shady what are you doing chewing on a human?

Im gon cry! Mum!

Eminem da beast

[RightRound0]

this song reminds me of Rain Man

[tehbabes]

HAAHAHAHHHA, I'm gonna cye, im cyin

[Tiangisbarato]

wow

[Tiangisbarato]

estasloco

[samueljr98]

You just GOTTA luve Eminem hes tha best rapper evar!!

thatz tru fact!!

[Tiangisbarato]

you are right

[Laking1986]

i dont know about that man lol no doubt em is amazing

[Dogaluva9]

lmao

[WeFuckShitUpInc]

IF U LIKE EMINEM, check my channel out, add me as a friend, and hell why not subscribe :D :D

EMINEM IS THE BESTTT

[musszubayne]

W.T.F eminem is crazy

[Murtaza110]

outro accent is so sik luv it eminem rules

[Jasonisevil784]

lots of ems sngs are real but sum r fukkin hilarious!

[Xhardcorekitty]

ok this song is yet one of the best songs ever!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[xXAZcroN420Xx]

I repeat if you like this song your a fag i repeat if u like this song your a fag, do u understand what hes saying, he talks about shoving toys up kids asses wow, the accent sux, old eminem is sick like slim shady lp em but now hes a fag

[krisib10]

@xXAZcroN420Xx im sorry mate but wtf is wrong with you!!! you like the slim shady lp and not his later stuff cmon man why all the hating grow the fuck up!!  all im saying is i wanna see you do better than this bloke!!!

[MrJumpingjackal]

FUCKING LOVE IT!!

[ntorlol]

awesome song, em ftw ;d

[nosiriwonthaveapples]

shady what are you doing chewing on a human

[cdavid17]

Great song.

[benzerafa]

slim is the best man, he really got it

[CrankXTC]

my favorite song off Relapse Refill. i love this beat.

[piscesguy92]

Wow, this song is amazing. FUCK THE ACCENT YOU MORONS! Who cares how he sounds, his flow and lyrics on untouchable. Best in the game in those aspects.

[pedrosanchez05]

It's shove a diamond up my hind end

[Eissa11]

I hate the accent  too. Crazy beat though!

[NicoleS2727]

Do you like graffiti dike? Well I can pee-pee and write your name.

hahaha love it!

[tbjets]

The Accent is fuckin' impressive. Switching up styles!?!? Fuck that, Em will just switch identities.

[fireandflames23]

its stupid how people hate his accent.hes awesome with or without

[TheGhostOfBrownyGee]

A yo cuzzo tis shit right here slaps

[stephanieMcmahon3468]

i usually dont like the accent but it is so good in this song.also his accent makes him ryhme words you wouldnt be able to ryhme