I Ate Ten Year Old Spam

[buzzardsaturn4455]

Russians were still eating SPAM that we gave them in WWII until the supply ran out in the 1980's.

[fluxbios]

@buzzardsaturn4455 You gave Russians SPAM in WWII? I commend you.

[EndCat47]

did you die?

[fluxbios]

@EndCat47 Yes, I died. I am commenting from the after life. I will post a video of my funeral next week. Actually, my stomach did gurgle a bit more than it usually does when I eat spam. Maybe I was nervous. I'm now on hour 22 after eating the old spam and I feel fine.

[EndCat47]

@fluxbios Well, may Crom guide you to his hall when you do pass from eating it. But seriously, 1: what is spam like to eat?

and 2: why the hell would you eat 10 year old anything? lol

[fluxbios]

@EndCat47 Very well. 1: Spam is actually pretty good when pan fried and added to rice or noodles. It reminds me of hot dogs kind of. 2: I don't know what I was thinking by eating 10 year old spam, but many people at my office suggested I eat it when it turns 10.

[violetmomochi89]

What did it taste like?

[fluxbios]

@violetmomochi89 I was also going to say that all the spam jelly that normally is in the can, appeared to be liquified.

[fluxbios]

@violetmomochi89 It tasted like spam, but the texture was mushier than fresh spam and more crumbly.