Braylon Edwards Commercial

[JayPull85]

Is this what makes you drop so many passes?

[Jefgg]

This douche bag got busted for driving while intoxicated. Someone must have spiked his Five Hour Energy.

[effmunee]

U need a designated driver in N.Y.C on Sept 21st!

[simytherogue]

This black man is absolutely scrumptious.

[Jefgg]

Unfortunately, dropping passes has been a side effect from Five Hour Energy for Braylon "Pan Hands" Edwards. 

[DoctorRobert23]

"5 hours or so"... really?

[SpecterReflector]

this stuff makes me feel horny after I drink it. normally I am quite tired but relatively focused in the morning, but after I drink this I just want to go doggy-style on any girl I see.

[epicenur]

you know dumbshits who drink this before exercising can make their heart explode. All it does is make your heart beat faster.

[DrinkGPEnergy]

The funny thing about these comercials, is that these athletes dont really take these drink, they just get paid alot of money to say what sponcers want them to say. check out GP energy

[GWhiz99]

I couldn't help but notice: bRAYlon edWARDs was born FEBRUARY 21, 1983. While I don't believe he's currently dead (or should that be un-dead?), edWARDS was born on the fourth birthday of actress JENNifer Love Hewitt. Of course, she stars in the CBS drama, "The Ghost Whisperer". bRAYlon has probably never been a guest star on a sitcom, but Philadelphia Eagles QB Donovan McNabb was on the Sandra BULLOCK produced "George Lopez" on ABC (watch?v=r8BmK8I8dCE) episode titled "George Negoti-ate It"

[GWhiz99]

Donovan McNabb guest starred along with fellow QB Daunte CulPEPPER on the "George Lopez" episode, titled "George Negoti-ate It"--the 24th and final episode of season 4, originally airing on May 17, 2005. That Sandra BULLOCK executive produced sitcom "George Lopez" is unrelated to 242-58-5091, despite an expiration occurring on NFL running back Shonn Greene's (now bRAYlon edWARDs' NY Jets teammate) 22nd birthday. BULLOCK in the 2009 film, "The BLIND Side", is unrelated to "other side" themes

[GWhiz99]

I couldn’t help but notice: Mike Gravel was preceded in U.S. Senate by ERNEST HENRY gRUEning (578-50-9408), who died on the day New York Yankees star Derek SANDERson Jeter was born: JUNE 26, 1974. Former staunch segregationist, U.S. Sen. JAMES Strom THURmonD (R-SC; 250-64-5145) died exactly 29 (2+9=11) years later on 6/24/03. Unrelated: Simpson / Jeter / HAgood in SC. Simpson being born 10/27/1823 is unrelated to 19212-057. NFL WR BRAYlon edWARDS born On WWHB Hagood’s 155th birthday: 02/21/1983

[kvntye]

This is honestly the worst commercial I have ever seen, hands down.

[mtndewman052]

5 hour energy sucks!

[lantonelli13]

If I were a competitor to 5 hour energy I would get another WR from the NFL, any WR in the NFL that catches @ least 10% of his passes. Then I would show clips of "Braylon" which are all dropped passes and state how "5 hour energy" sucks!!! it would put them to shame. notice they already didn't want Braylon Edwards to endorse their product, cause he's a bad WR

[Neji1984]

this commercial is only for the lulz

[zzzbrianxxx]

Honest looking commercials like this are seriously lacking in the market.

[christprp]

he is sooooo hot

[casiepie333]

I love how all the comments are relivant to the guy, but not to the actual product being sold. LOL

[TheCrissy19]

Is he gay ?I READ WHERE HIM, HIS TEAMMATE KERRY RHODES ARE GAY LOVERS? OMG !!!!!!!!

[GWhiz99]

When BRAYlon edWARDS joined the New York Jets in the 2009 season, one of his new teammates was LARRY IZZO (b. Lawrence Alexander Izzo on 9/26/75 in Fort Belvoir, VA). edWARDS playing college football with the MICHIGAN Wolverines, PLUS LARRY IZZO could evoke the Wolverines rivalry with the MICHIGAN STATE Spartans in EAST LanSING--especially considering the Spartans men's basketball coach Tom IZZO (b. JAN. 30, 1955 in IRON Mountain, Michigan; presumably he's no relation to the JETS LARRY IZZO).

[GWhiz99]

Tom IZZO being born in IRON Mountain, the seat of DICKinSON County, Michigan, could evoke the "black male cherry hole" theme. Wikipedia says the county has a total of 777 square miles, which could evoke the HUMANist font on Windows computers. Other towns in the county include KingsFORD, Norway, ALfred, Channing, FOSTER City, LORETTo, MerriMAN, HARDwood, QUINnesec, RALPH, RANdVILLE, SAGola, SKIDmore, Theodore, ESCaNaba & Lake Superior Railway, VULCAN (think Star Trek), Waucedah, WEST Branch Twnsp

[GWhiz99]

DICKinSON County, MI towns continued: FLOODwood, FELCH, FELCH Mountain, FELCH Township. Town name FLOODwood fits nicely with the wikipedia definition of FELCHing: a human sexual behavior involving the licking or sucking of another person's anus. In particular, it refers to the act of sucking semen out of the anus of one's partner. The semen has been ejaculated into the rectum via anal sex. But the interpretation relies on the town of FLOODwood since HARD wood FLOODS with semen at climax

[GWhiz99]

I couldnt help but notice: Religious broadcaster, Dr. GENE SCOTT (549-34-0159 ) died on NFL WR bRAYlon EDWARDs 22nd birthday—FEB. 21, 2005. Born William EUGENE SCOTT on AUG. 14, 1929, meaning basketball star EARvin Magic Johnson was born on Scotts 30th birthday. Also born AUG. 14, 1929: NANNIE E. CARR (231-38-4797). Unrelated: MICHIGAN SPORTS roots despite Magic Johnson playing MICHIGAN STATE Spartans college basketball & edWARDS football for the Univ. of MICHIGAN under head coach LLoyd CARR

[GWhiz99]

NANNIE E. CARR (231-38-4797; last residence in Greenville, seat of PITT County, NC) links to the babysitter theme and perhaps the U.S. auto industry originating in MICHIGAN. When Magic Johnson starred for the Michigan State Spartans, future NBA player RICKy Alan Berry (569-61-4710) was a ball boy for the program; his dad was assistant coach Bill Berry. RICKy Berry fatally shot himself on Magic Johnson*s 30th birthday, having just completed a solid rookie season with the Sacramento Kings

[GWhiz99]

HAROLD Pressley: not a brother to Dr. William EUGENE SCOTT, but a NBA Sacramento Kings teammate of RICKy Berry. Pressley was born in 1963 on BASTILLE Day & attended Saint BERNARD School, a Roman Catholic institution at 1593 Norwich-New London Turnpike, Uncasville, Connecticut. Saint BERNARD School is unrelated to MICHIGAN BIAS or 242-58-6499 or 243-18-5399—despite the 901 Jr. High Rd. address and 44 common in 4413 & Bill Berry*s 142-144 lifetime head coaching record 1979-89 at San Jose State

[GWhiz99]

LLoyd H. Carr: Univ. of Michigan Wolverines head coach when bRAYlon edWARDS played. CARR was born on JULY 30, 1945--the 36th birthday of CARolyn BIAS (243-18-5399), who may have MICHIGAN ties. edWARDs 1st NFL team was the Cleveland Browns. Unrelated: cluster-coven education & RAY beam attack—despite the 901 Jr. High Rd. school having a bRAYboy principal; TE Kellen Winslow II & edWARDs as Cleveland Browns teammates; the Home Economics teacher/egg producer; Cleveland*s HOPKINS Intl Airport

[GWhiz99]

bRAYlon edWARDs became a NEW YORK JET on 10/07/09, so WNBC*s Chopper 4 may not yet have hovered over him in an official newsgathering capacity. His teammate, safety JAMES uGOchu iHEdigBO [ee-HEAD-ee-BO], turned 15 years old on the day WNBC*s Chopper 4 crashed into New Jersey*s PASSaIC River--DEC. 3, 1998. MARJORIE BIAS (241-66-4380) was also born DEC 3rd, but died 66 days before her 69th birthday—the day of WNBC*s Chopper 4 river crash. Unrelated: AcHEbe*s *Things Fall Apart* / PALINdrome 1991

[GWhiz99]

bRAYlon edWARDs New York Jets teammate, safety JAMES uGOchu iHEdigBO [ee-HEAD-ee-BO], signed as an undrafted free agent with the Jets in 2007. iHEdigBO turned 15 the day WNBC*s Chopper 4 crashed into the PASSaIC River--DEC. 3, 1998. MARJORIE BIAS (b. 1929; 241-66-4380) was also bron DEC 3rd. Unrelated: MARJORIE edWARDs--who is presumably no relation to bRAYlon—served on the NORTHAMPTON County, NC Board of Education, while iHEdigBO was born in nortHAMpTON, Mass. nortHAMpTOn County seat: JACKson

[GWhiz99]

Comments about WNBC’s Chopper 4 hovering over bRAYlon edWARDs in a newsgathering capacity, covering the New York Jets came the week of APRIL 26, 2010. Use of the word HOVER fits nicely with a bit of dialogue on the 4th episode of the BBC comedy, “The Old Guys”, titled "Sally's Old Flame" and directed by dEWi HUMPhreys, which originally aired on the BBC on edWARDs’ 26th birthday: FEB. 21, 2009. The episode repeated on UNC-TV (local PBS for North Carolina) on Sat., May 1, 2010 at 9:30 PM

[GWhiz99]

The specific dialogue from “The Old Guys” episode had Tom (Roger Lloyd Pack; b. 2/08/44 in London) interacting with housemate Roy (cLIVE WALTER Swift; b. 2/09/36 in LiverPOOL): “Welcome home Roy, my big mate Roy. Look, I’m HOVERing” (uses prop vacuum cleaner--Colloquially ‘HOVERing’). And…I’ve tidied up (claps hands). Ta-da! There’s a taste of Shepard’s Pie in the oven and I’ve got us some DVDs. ‘An Inconvenient Truth’, ‘Herbie Goes Bananas’, and a porno--something for everyone.”

[TheKrumpGod]

he don't need no energy drink, he needs to get hands on the feild more than energy.

[LaurelCowgal]

So, I'm a lesbian and I don't agree. But it does remind me of the pics I love to take

[beautiful21790]

Actually this stuff really works, co-workers at my old job use to take it and my cousin takes it before she goes to work. Ya'll need to quit hating on Braylon!

[DSMowner22]

You need to get some hand energy to stop dropping the ball and painkillers for your chest that might hurt from derek Anderson hitting you when your wide open I'm soo glad your a jet

[burkinatorous]

Glad he is a jet

[bearmatrix]

lol dropenergy

[NYCRyderman]

This guy needs more than this drink. He needs to paste mouse traps to his buttery fingers.

[crimecitydb]

he doesn't need to take 5 hr energy drink. he needs 5 hr stick em for his hands.

[lsb321]

somebody sent me a message about this video. is there anyone else who got the message from a stranger?

[hollister2559]

wow what a horrible commercial...

um 5 hours or so...

i use it, i love it.

i didn't feel bad afterwards.

haha wow

[ruffzspree]

maybe 5 hour energy can help him catch the football

[brainsbeauty87]

THIS MAN LOOKS SOOOOOOO GOOD

[brainsbeauty87]

omg yes he isssssssss lol

[pink1222]

mmmmmmmmmm....he's yummy

[asmodeus628]

This commercial is a joke.

It was meant to be a joke.

There's no way they would put that on TV and expect normal people to trust this man's judgment.

There was a laugh at 0:27 for a reason. The producers could have edited that out, easily. They wanted you to hear it, and know this isn't serious.

Braylon makes it obvious he's lying. He looks away from the camera 4 times when he's saying his comedic speech.

I personally enjoy this commercial. It has made many of my days, for several weeks.

[SpadeAndArcherBand]

oh c'mon, this isn't a joke. i mean its a joke because its an awful commercial but really? i mean what would be the purpose of this commercial? stop trying to be intellectual and just laugh at the awfulness.

[MalcolmPleX]

yea it lasts 5 hours or so..i honestly think they should graduate college before going pro, otherwise you get retards doing commercials

[quaquing]

0:11 5 hours or so

[3800Z]

lol

[classclown100]

stop talkin shit

[thefigster]

LISTEN TO HIM SAY THUR INSTEAD OF SURE! what a retard..

[AaronRouse37]

Braylon Edwards is a BEAST!!!!

Fuck you haters.

Get a Quarterback in Cleveland and he can do you some wonders.

We'll take him in Green Bay.

[butthurtinc]

fuck this clown

[saywhatmachine]

FUCK YOU BRAYLON

[Rucks90]

Does that stuff really work? Braylon Edwards didn't even come close to 1000 yards and Osi was injured even before the season started. So I guess it's a NO! I guess I'm wise not to spend money on it. lol

[dontneedorwantaname]

Wow. That's a fine peice of ass! I just saw this commercial on tv and had to youtube it. Just had to see he's sweet face again. In Love <3

[penal420]

god that is some low budget acting. this products commercials always seem to target incredibly dim witted people. the other one "its not a drink, its more like a sip"

[hatche13]

who cares ...he's sexy!!!!

[3800Z]

listen to his voice he sounds like a 12 year old

[Rucks90]

lol.

[3800Z]

he does he sounds innocent as hell. poor acting, 5 hour designated driver? lmao. he's a good player tho

[Rucks90]

I guess he drinks and drive. lol

[3800Z]

half pint of 5 hour energy

[3800Z]

lmao at the background laughers

[TomMichaels101]

"lmao at the background laughers"

Um... why? Why are the "background laughers" making you "laugh your ass off," exactly?

[3800Z]

i wasnt exactly lmao....let me rephrase myself..[chuckle] at the people in the background laughing at 0:27

[tennispirate999]

edward hochman drinks 5 hour energy!

[WillyBubbaProduction]

He needs to stop drinkin that shit so he can quit spazzin and actually catch the damn ball.

[landinmycourt]

AMEN!!!

[OlReagan]

Their commercials are awful, not just production, their just not convincing at all. I get the feeling that this dude is lying to me and just saying this for money right from the beginning. LRN2MARKET, 5 HOUR ENERGY

[Laurenloves2write]

That's funny they show him actually catching the ball......

[iamzeroedin]

lol

[landinmycourt]

GREAT LINE!!!

[pleasebotherme]

This guy is a bumbling dumbass.

"THE FIRST TIME I took five hour energy I didn't feel bad afterwards"

So he did everytime after?

"It was a natural energy that stuck with me for a while ABOUT FIVE HOURS OR SO"

No shit! I would have never guessed.

"I'm kind of like the 5-hour designated driver"

Who the fuck wants to take something that makes you need a designated driver?! Way to endorse the product.

[DanityKaneRox111]

Damn hes fine!

[memoraca]

So true...his body is perfect!

[RES1ST0R]

hes lying his ass of he doesnt drink that shit

[montrealish]

Ahh it's the curse. 5 Hour Energy you screwed many players this year!