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  • that was scary O.o

  • bipolar?!! 0:54

  • Urbandictionary must really believe this guy is a douche...

  • at first i thought you were just pretending to be a douchbag,,, oops

  • Yip.... I lost 2 subscribers...RRRRR.... MYWEH.. I don't care :)

  • <3 <3 <3 <3 :D

  • u scare me a little but ur sunglasses are cool and i like the cursing so subscribe i did

  • Greg, I'm so sorry or your haters. I really am. But, in my personal opinion, things like these, I don't think help very much.

  • Onision, I'm love your comedy videos, but you have to acknowledge that a lot of people really don't want to hear and see every little thing going on in your personal life. Especially because it's, to be quite honest, a but fucked up. And I know I'll get the comments, "It's HIS channel! Let him post what he wants." I know it's his channel, but when I subbed to him, it was because he made me laugh, not the majority of his videos depress me. Just being honest.

  • @GemmaKilledTheBatman

    Did you even listen to what he said?

    Unsubscribe. He doesn't give a fuck.

  • nope

  • Fans you have a life, forget this asshole. 

  • All you fans are dumbasses, when I was fan I already had a brain and questioned all the videos he made since after the divorce. Eventually I realized his haters he keeps reffering to are his own fans and yet you dumb assholes have the nerve to say "Oh I love you Onision" like a fucking tool that most of you are. Sooner or later he will end up telling you all to fuck off. He doesnt give a shit about you, all he cares about his shitty relationships that no one cares about and suppose "haters"

  • i like your glasses

  • @supashexxy no periods? No spelling? No capital letters? I guess you've proven what intellect level actually enjoys the immature buffoon that is Onision.

  • @dudleydoom u 4got 2 put a capital N

    on "No periods?"

  • i see here where u r coming from greg. all the haters can just f*** off and leave this guy alone 

    a**holes

  • I love ur videos never shut down ur channel and dont worry about the people who are assholes 90% probably dont make videos so they cant talk or judge

  • Awwww poor little Onision is crying about the fact that people don't like his viddy-poos! That's probably because he is a talentless hack. Everyone knows that. He only gets watched because people need somebody to point and laugh at.

  • @dudleydoom well u say people need somebody to point and laugh at thats the whole point of comedy duh! and im pretty sure that he wasn't crying ur observation is a distorted piece of shit and guess what i dont see u making videos u dont get it u may not like his videos so dont watch and no matter how much u think there videos shit u forget that is somebody's work and the thing is he didnt do all the work on his videos for u he is doing it for the subcribers that love him so get over ur self

  • Just subbed and unsubbed 10 times to piss him off.

  • man, this guy really gets upset when people unsubscribe! Got some major self esteem issues holy shoosh

  • Unsubscri- Oh wait.

    I don't subscribe to whoring pieces of shit like you.

  • You are lovely, thank you for being subscribed to me, thank you for being AWESOME, and for bonding with me, trying to be productive with me. F**k everyone else.

    I love Onision.

  • unsubscribe

    APPLAUD MEH :D

  • U sir, are a genius, i just LOVE how blunt u are!!!! Man, some things can be offending but thats ur opinion. U have that right 2 express ur opinion, dude u seriously rule! :)

  • -claps- I click on this video because I thought you where shutting down this channel! I was about to cry! I <3 you Greg!

  • I like your attitude!

  • unsub

  • and @onisionspeaks keep up the good work and ignore this famous youtuber wannabe's cause your videos are awsome

  • stfu, guys seriously i agree with onison. you guys sub a person for there vids . then you guys unsubscribe because of 1 single video . so stfu and stop living in your moms basement.

  • LOVE YOU ONISION! STAY STRONG!!! <3

  • yeah...i do agree :/ hahhah lol this gotta be the first time ive heard so many bleeps from ya ;P

  • you're an idiot. you sucl. get off youtube.

  • douche! here you go: subsribed

  • unsubscribed

  • So o_o

    You go from not caring if someone unsubs you

    to ranting about people who unsub you

    to blocking them because they unsubbed you.

    and ranting yet again o-o

    but you don't care. o_o"

  • @sweetkittyka87 he is a schmuck, typical Goy behavior.

  • @MrJewishWarrior ._ . indeed.

    Funny how this video probably got him a lot of unsubs, as well.

  • Please add me as a contact x

  • Dipshit comments like this don't fuck up your videos, being a pretentious douche fucks up your videos. Wanna be productive? Get a fucking hair cut and stop wearing sunglasses when your indoors.

  • cool story, bro

  • I am in love with this video. :D

  • 4EVER SUBSCRIBED!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I love you. xD

  • Damn right Greg!! I always see those shitty comments on every video and i think, why the fuck are you subscribed and or even watching if you don't like him?

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  • This guy seems like a cool person, yet in three to five years this person will become the stereotypical douche bag that is 30 years old crybaby about his life. Maybe even a cool 35 year old creepy bartender at best.

  • I am compelled to hate this guy.

    

  •  urban dictionary brought me here, under the definition od douche lol

  • To be honest, I seriously don't know how people can hate on him? What's he ever done wrong? He just does what he likes doing, just as some people like listening to music or shopping or whatever... Just let him do his thing. Stop fucking hating, it's pathetic. Personally, I love your videos, Greg. :) You're awsome! -3

  • @RicniLotra

    Who's Talkin now?

    Looks like you're upset.

    Oops! my bad.. Did i do something?

    Nope. Cause I just made you pissed

  • This seriously makes him look like such a cunt but all his other videos aren't actually bad...

  • How does this help???

  • I'm lovely and awesome <3

  • Unsubscribed.

  • @TheFullNEWS

    Hahaha!you make me laguh!

    Go fuck yourself cause you're full of bullshit.

  • is this a joke

  • im not gone because im never subbed. and why dont you follow your own advice by getting your fucking life in order and find something better to do than making videos that censor the word fuck because your fans cry when they hear that word. go get some professional mental help. youtube deserves better than your lame ass

  • @RicniLotra you are an asshole get a life you spent over 20 minutes here saying the same bull crap. This is what Greg is talking about, people like you always saying bad things I bet you have no friends and is lonely who has nothing better to do.

  • @HKA43 20 minutes out of 24 hours isnt alot of time.also, multi-tasking dipshit. maybe me and my friends are here together and are laughing at your dumb ass, ever think of that? also, i say shit about him because he fucking starts shit by posting way too much info about his life on here. he makes himself look like an asshole and you are just an onidrone that will do anything for him, even attack people because you cant stand the fact that people dont like him.

  • @RicniLotra Maybe he posts everything he does because he wants people to know who he REALLY is...ever thought of that? And all because you don't read a book doesn't mean you're not a genius. And you sound a little pissed because i like watching his videos. And let me tell you something, so what if i listen to what he says? Doesn't mean i'm gonna follow in his footsteps. So i think you should just fuck off and let us enjoy his videos. Most people like him, the people that don't FUCK THEM!

  • @BlackfirefromLV if im pissed then you must be furious since you use caps like you do. and if he wants us to know who he really is, then he is a horrible person from what he has shown us. he is also severely mentally unstable. and the part about him not reading books isnt to point out that he isnt a genius, which he isnt. its too point out that he doesnt want to explore new ideas because he thinks that he is so perfect. he isnt. he says horrid things that only make people troll him more.

  • @BlackfirefromLV O MY GAWSH I READ YUR COMMENT AND LAUGHED SOO BAD I LOVE ONISION AND YOU FUCK HAYERZZ!

  • If you don't give a shit, why did you make a video about it?

  • /watch?v=SLk4Ia0otko

  • Your welcome Onision ill tell all my friends to watch your videos because your awesome

  • YOU TELL THEM ONISION YOU ROCK WOOHOOO HATERS ARE BITCHES ONISION ROCKS ONISION ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GET YOUR LIFES STRAIGHT BITCHES STOP MESSING WITH ONISION WE LOVE YOU ONISION

    GIVE ONISION RESPECT

  • @jake2290ify you spend all day worshiping some asshole on youtube that gives the worst advice and is just a generaly horrible human being. and we are the ones who need lives? grow the fuck up

  • he hurted my felllings :( but the ending made me happy again =D lol

  • ^5 Greg <3

  • unsubscribed. lol I keed.

  • i love yur vids :D i will NEVER unsubscribe to you!! :D

  • UNSUBSCRIBE; UNSUBSCRIBE OI OI

  • Well said Greg. Fuck The Haters! Onision FOREVER!

  • I'm wondering why their are so many douche bags that say crap about your videos and post crap that no one really cares about. You're an awesome guy, and i agree with you, f**k the douches.

  • @BlackfirefromLV there are so many people that are saying shit about him because i said before, he starts shit. he makes himself look like an asshole by posting all this shit. some things need to be private. he also made this into his life so he isnt awsome. he spends all day on the internet, i at least go to school while the man you think is a genius hasnt read a book since highschool.

  • @RicniLotra So what if he starts shit? Doesn't mean you (and other people) have to say shit about him. Let him live his life the way he fucking wants to. So what if he spends all day on the internet? Why does everyone even care the way he lives in life? Do you think i even give a shit wither he has read a book since high school? You don't have to read a book to be a genius! Why do you even care so much as to what I have to say about him?

  • @BlackfirefromLV i would let him live his life if he let others live theres instead of constantly slandering others. we care about how he lives because he is constantly broadcasting everything he does. and the fact that he hasnt read a book since highschool should tell you that he hasnt done anything 2 further his education which meens he isnt a genius. what makes him smart? the fact he says people should die 4 disagreeing with him? he needs to shut up because kids like you listen to him.

  • Douche: this fucking moron.

  • @smisirlis greg: owned by this person

  • Unsubscribed!!!! Oh wait I never was in the first place block me block me!

  • Subscribed xD epic

  • Preach it man, bitch em out!!!

  • subbed liked and Favorited.

  • subscribed bc your amazing

  • I just subscribed to unsubscribe.

  • 0:37 its because you cant take criticism

  • @tomtrigo149 yet another asshole

  • @Laughwithmantangakay not an asshole, no,i actually really liked some of his videos,but i mean,he thinks he is the one that knows everything, and his opinnion is the truth,when is actually only his oppinion

  • @tomtrigo149

    My apoligies. Forgiven?

  • @Laughwithmantangakay forgiven (:

  • @tomtrigo149

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY :D x)

  • unsubscribe

  • @rezrezrez asshole

  • I'm a little baby who can't take criticism.

    - Onision

  • @Dyscivist asshole

  • @Dyscivist Well getting criticism of maybe a few 100 people everytime you make a video isn't really something someone looks forward to. And don't you say that you've never been pissed of and got mad when someone criticized you. Stop being an asshole to someone you don't even know.

  • @YouMangArt true, i get angry sometimes but i dont make tons of videos about my "haters" and why i dont care about them. nor do i say horrible things like "anyone who dissagree's with me is a fucking moron" (paraphrase) or that meat eaters should die or that sluts cant be raped. he gets hate for being a dumbass and posting way too much of his life online. he needs to just stick to his comedy. its not funny anymore because all the people that made it good were driven out but at its better for him

  • @Dyscivist im a little dick face who criticises people i dont know for believing what they believe

    - Dyscivist

  • @usednotloved Yeah, you're right, I do criticize Hitler for believing what he did despite not knowing him personally.

  • @usednotloved

    Faggot.

  • you rock!!!!!! so stop ahaha. YOU ROCK

    

  • i love onision xD

  • paused at the last second so you woudn't get another view and more money.

    umadbro?

  • DickSucker,Nuff said. You suck hairy balls.

  • this video made me subscribe. :D

  • Wow, you're so tough and badass you self-censored your video... FUCKING CHODE SMOKER

  • I AM A NEW SUBSCRIBER.!!!!!!!!!!

  • i search for the word douche in the urban dictionary and this video appeared LOL

  • respect you just earned yourself a sub

  • Unsubscribed.

    His acting is getting worse.

  • The fucking definition doesn't even describe this. It says brainless and this, if anything, is the complete opposite, due to the obvious fact that he is speaking his fucking mind. In fact, how is this brainless at all? He's doing it his way, the way he wants, how he wants it. You all are the brainless dipshits for reposting the same shit over and over again. So way to go, you're all fucking moronic douches.Congratulations.

  • I never subscribed but still UNSUBSCRIBE Just to piss you off lol

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  • A copy-paste from urban dictionary

    douche n.

    "a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

    you're such a douche... i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started hanging out with u."

  • I love how this video is used as an example of the word "douche" on urban dictionary.

  • I don't want to be rude, I love your videos, I mean I really do, But Youtube isnt exactly the BEST possible place to take out your anger..

  • unsubscribed

  • Now I see why this video is under the term "douche" in Urban Dictionary...

  • @RustyRazor2010 hahaaha right? oh i bet he wisheshe could untag that. enjoy your view spike.

  • @RustyRazor2010 thumbs up if after reading this you went to urban dictionary to find douche to see if it really was their, and then finding that it was, you lol'd.

  • @RustyRazor2010 Trolls gonna Troll. Haters gonna hate.

  • @RaquelsCloud - No trollin' or hatin' here, just sayin'...

  • Onision, If you didn't give a shit, You wouldn't of made this video you little twinkle douche. Just saying. I lost a lot of respect for you after I saw this.

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  •  I hate you.

  • Wow, you're such a bad man.

    Came here from Urban Dictionary's definition of "Douche"

    I tell ya, it aint wrong!

  • Subscribe :D

  • 13 minute add? Thank god I can skip it.

  • I'm NOT subscribed, YouTube keeps recommending your videos for some reason and I keep HOPING you'll get funny again...

  • I'm lovely :3

  • i wish you were happier

  • hmm i still thinking about subscribing hahahha what should i do?

  • Wow, I am so glad I don't know you in real life. I would not be able to put up with that much stupid.

  • I love your videos, Onision, but god damn....get off the rag about haters...The world is full of hate, so what? You don't need to point out every time a person doesn't like you. Not everyone is going to like you, or me. You don't need to go all crazy about it. I understand you may need to rant but you can put it without all the drama. :)

  • Wow... This guy is the definition of Douch on urban dictionary! How awesome!

  • well who pissed in your corn flakes

  • unsubscribed... lol

  • I have no problem with this guy, but he's going to snap one of these days.

  • Thank fucking god I'm not the only one who is sick and tired of all the bullshit comments. Seriously people, he's fucking human too. Don't be so goddamn judgmental.

  • :) you look like kevin bacon is this video<3

  • LRL!

  • Maximun butthurt.

  • SUBscribed

  • Never Subscribed. Applauding?

  • Why is the likes so good,but the comments so bad

  • If I had a subscription to you, I would have unsubscribed. Luckely, you are such a douche that I didn't in the first place.

  • unsubscribe.

  • Lol.

  • *me watching the video* :D *hears all the beeping* :x oh some one pissed you off...

  • Go to urban dictionary and search up "douche" and this video will come up lol =)

  • @codgod44537 haha didn't really belive you at first, but then i saw it my self XD

  • "I don't go off in tangents about my unsubscribers often... but when I do, I make sure to look as unstable and psychotic as possible. Stay crazy, my friends."

  • I feel as if im in school and the teacher is yelling at the whole class for something two people did wrong and then calms down for a few seconds, switches gears and then praises the others who were doing wat they were supposed to .. hah lol

  • @AileyHay and then going back to ranting about the other two XD my math teacher did that too!

  • i r blockd?

  • amen brother amen

  • i love you!!!!

    

  • LOL EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD SAY AGAINST MY UNSUBBERS!! YES!! F**K OFF! X)

  • i think what he's saying is if you dont like his videos, dont watch them/unsubscribe.

  • You

    are

    AWESOME! :)

  • I love you. 

  • I love him... I just Love him <3 He tells it like it is <3 Fuck the haters (:

  • @AHJessica461 He is mentally unstable.

  • @3BDRR7MAN Who isn't.

  • What a tool, if you're going to curse at least have the balls to unbleep it, although I suppose that would limit your placement on the front page. What a tool

  • @irishthunda66 Cursing doesn't mean you have balls.

    "Get your life in order"

  • Just saying, you're really cute when mad...is that horrible of me? O.o ...

  • yeah! im lovley. ur awsome onision. dont even listen to the haters