Star Trek Spoof - Funny Pest Control Commercial

[PestControlEssex]

What a bazaar pest control video.

[Bluestarlightgate]

But there isn't any wood.

[Kuramalove24]

SHAME LOL

[terminegger]

Wooah!

"Spinning out of control"!

Far out, man!

Let the Beatles know that you want to write some song lyrics for them.

You psychidelic hippie, you.

[beetsification]

*whew*

[wetlazer]

That was really awful.

[thesmallJC]

midgets are funny

[yodagreennutsack]

This actually made me ill. Nothing against little people.

[romefox]

Midgets and Star Trek endlessly entertaining!!

[toxickremedy]

way to fail

[MizzBelieber]

I kno the guy with the blonde hair. his brother died I went 2 the funeral. so I'm friends with him now he culdnt find a job at many places bcuz if his size so dnt make fun of him he's like the rest of us who cares if he's 3 feet tall...he's just special

[nimrodicus420]

I think this was the one where there is a transporter mishap, and it turns the crew into little people right?

I don't care what anybody says, I like it!

[fjccommish]

Why do all the actors look the same?

[Brejan]

Fear the midgets of Mestema!

[terminegger]

And... why did they need to be played by Dwarfs?

Because they thought that it would make it funnier, because dwarfs and midgets are inherently comical?

People are bastards, aren't they?

[vangion]

@terminegger Actually it is because the Rice twins (the dwarfs) ere spokesmen for the company for about 15 years ad sat on the board of directors the surviving twin still does. They made all the commercials for the company and are credited as one of the reasons for the great success of Hullett

People can be so assumptive, can't they?

[terminegger]

@vangion If you think that's the real reason, then you are a bigger idiot than I thought.

Even if the dwarfs had the idea for the commercial in the first place, then the the only reason it would have been greenlit by the executives is because of the reasons highlighted in my first comment.

People are so naive, aren't they?

[vangion]

@terminegger typical dumbass comment from a typical dumbass. The Rice twins became millionaires because they were marketing geniuses and some little prick that has done nothing worthwhile with his life has to come in make hateful remarks because his life did not turn out as good as their's. The only reason you are picking people to criticize is because it would be politically incorrect to criticize the Rices, that and because most people think you are an insignificant little twit

[terminegger]

@vangion Hahahahahahahaaa!

Why don't you marry the rice twins...

'Cause it sounds like you love 'em so much!

[vangion]

@terminegger yep. always let them talk enough and the children will expose their immaturity. I guess you got that one from the Third Grade Book of Playground Comebacks. Learn to do something in life and you may stop hating those that already have. Until then go back to wetting the sheets and jacking off to Anime'. I'm gonna go now, I Have intelligent adults to talk to

[terminegger]

@vangion

Know what's a lot more immature? You making up generalizations about someone you don't know anything about.

First of all, I am 21. Second of all, I hate anime. Thirdly, what would lead you to assume that I have not "learned to do something in my life? Or that "I have done nothing worthwile in my life" and, "Most people think I am an insignificant little twit?"

What evidence have you got to base these statements on? Simply that I disagreed with you, and that you didn't like it?

[vangion]

@terminegger evidence? how about the fact that you called me an idiot for disagreeing with you and now you are once ,again, assuming that my problem is that you disagree with me. Then there is the ultra immature comment "why don't you marry the Rice Twins", then we have the pseudo intellectual pablum about people bastards. This leads me to believe that you are someone who has been picked on, probably for being the immature jerk that you show yourself to be here. Typical immature punk

[terminegger]

@vangion

To be honest, if one of us sounds like we have issues, I know which one it is. All the times in which you've mentioned things like: "immature twit, life didn't turn out very well, jacking off to anime, bed wetting, etc. "

You seem very preoccupied with these themes, and you mention them a lot. Every post in fact. That leads ME to believe that these things are playing on your conscience very much, and I think whenever you mention them you're actually telling me a lot about your life.

[vangion]

@terminegger All it tells you is that I can put my education to work for me and recognize mental issues when I see them spewed out by immature little know nothings with all the life experience of a sheltered child.

Here's another clue, you start the personal attacks but then whine when they are sent back to you.

You are a child, nothing more. And by the way I didn't mention anything a lot. I made a comment about each of your issues. You're just pissed because I got you pegged so quickly

[terminegger]

@vangion You're still doing it. Making assumptions about a person you know nothing about. How on Earth would you know how much life experience I have had?

Plus, what you said were not personal attacks, just poor insults and guesses.

I wasn't whining, just questioning the logic behind the strangely specific statements.

Furthermore, you did not make a comment "about each of my issues". It just sounded like the rantings of someone trying to pin their own personal hangups onto someone else.

[vangion]

@terminegger Not assumptions at all, just educated deductions based on may years of experience. You are a child that feels he needs to act superior to counter his feelings of abject inadequacies. Your lack of critical thinking and communication abilities coupled with your asinine comments tells me all I need to know about your minimal life experience. Your comment about marrying the Rice twins shows a level of immaturity rivaled only by PeeWee Herman.

[vangion]

Furthermore, the issues that YOU outlined as obsessions for me were issues on which I made single comments. Perhaps a little remedial reading would also serve you well. Your mommy should have taught you this when you were a little kid. If you don

t want an argument don't start one, and calling someone an idiot in your first response to their disagreeing with you could only be construed as starting an argument. Now unless you finally decide to make an intelligent comment, piss off

[terminegger]

@vangion Heh. You are sounding more neurotic and edgy with each word you type. Keep replying. Your posts really are starting to amuse me with how desperate you are to make out that you are not the person you've been accusing me of being.

[vangion]

@terminegger More predictable childish behavior. You prove my point with every new post. That particular insult has been recycled by internet cornered rat since the inception of internet chat.

So tell us why you feel that these guys are so inferior that they could only earn money being laughed at, you are the one that started with that premise. Why do you look down of them? Probably because they were able to overcome bigotry from idiots like you and become successful and you are still a nobody

[terminegger]

@vangion Heehee. This is getting hilarious now for two reasons: One, you are starting to sound like a proper nut, and Two, you are STILL putting words into my mouth that I never said.

If the only way you can win an argument is by making things up, then you're only really arguing against yourself.

[vangion]

@terminegger I've put no words into your mouth. And I have to assume that that is nervous laughter because I have obviously hit a nerve

[terminegger]

@vangion No, sadly.

Just genuine chuckles at a sad individual with delusions of grandeur.

[vangion]

@terminegger where exactly are these "delusions of grandeur"?. Are you just throwing out any old cliche' you can think of?

You entered the discussion by insulting any and everyone that enjoyed watching this commercial, because in your mind the Rice twins are nothing more than objects of ridicule. When I defend them and outline some of their accomplishments you tell me to marry them. The only thing hilarious is the level of immaturity shown by someone old enough to turn a computer on

[terminegger]

@vangion These delusions of Grandeur:

"I'm Vangion, and everybody else except me is a nobody, and I can prove that they are a nobody just by having a conversation with them on the internet, using my mighty powers of deduction, (and I quote) put my education to work to recognize mental issues."

So, it sounds like you think you're some kind of psychic superhero, and anybody who dares disagree with the mighty Vangion must therefore be a "nobody" who doesn't know what they are talking about.

[vangion]

@terminegger I believe it was you actually that started the interaction by telling us what bastards people were because in your mind "midgets" are funny.

It tales no kind of psychic powers at all to figure you out. I especially like how you predictably assign my contempt for you as an individual to "everybody else"

And yes I do put my education to work here, it's a hobby.

But that education is not in psychic studies, but you are just a few letters off

[terminegger]

@vangion If you didn't even get the sarcasm of my original comment, then that might be why you're having trouble understanding other things.

I NEVER said that I found dwarves and midgets funny.

If you're not too blinded by the red mist of your own hissy fit, then you will notice, if you read it SLOWLY and CAREFULLY, that I meant the media in general finds dwarves and midgets more inherently comical than "normal" people. I could give you a long list of examples.

[vangion]

@terminegger I got the remark, just as I got you calling me an idiot for outlining the Rice twins achievements. I'm pretty sure I got the "sarcasm" of the "why don't you marry them" comment. I remembered it from third grade.

As far as the commercial being "greenlit" genius, they are the executives that "greenlit" everything they did, as hard as that may be for you to understand .

[HoraculaNelspire]

@vangion people,people. such long discussion about nothing. your argument is filling most of page! i have read all of comments so far-and yes termnigger may be big jerk but vangon what makes you think you have right to talk down to people in such way???? you keep talking about how he is a nothing and nobody but what have you acompliched yourself vanion??? tell me what you have done in your life wich is so deserving of respect. tell me.

[vangion]

@HoraculaNelspire sure, as soon as you tell me what exactly makes you so special that I have to justify my life or outline my accomplishments to you. But i can tell you this, at least I don't attack people who correct my erroneous comments or make juvenile suggestions about them marrying a pair of male twins because I don't look down on them and consider them laughable, but instead choose to outline their successes.

[HoraculaNelspire]

@vangion such hostilety! now i am starting to see why other man so pissed at you. did i say i am special??? i think not- but you talk very much like man who does think himself very great indeed. i think what makes you have to justify youself to others is the way you speak to people and the insulting you use, yes???? you accuse him of being ensignifcant, but then not willing to tell anyone what makes you better than him. i think maybe becuas there is nothing to tell,yes?

[vangion]

@HoraculaNelspire If you think that then you are a bigger idiot than I thought. If you like this guy so much why don't you marry him?

Now I'll just sit back and see how hostile you feel

[HoraculaNelspire]

@vangion so you are saying that because this guy said something that you did not like,you are taking it out on me??? i have lived too long and hard a life to be bothering by a person like you so no worrying about hostility. i do not believe i am being unresonable when asking what make you think you are more impotant than him. last of all, you seem to be one who likes him, as you are one copying what he says. how does expresion go??? imitation sincerest form of flattery... hohoho!!!

[vangion]

@HoraculaNelspire You are really not that bright are you. The only thing I am "taking out on you" is the stupid comment you made towards me. And if you are not "bothering by a person like me" then why did you bothering to comment to me? Te unreasonableness has to do with you even bothering to comment in the first place, if you are not able to back up comments, don't make them. As far as me "imitating" him, yep you really just aren't that bright.

[terminegger]

@vangion

Right, vangion, I need you to listen to me very carefully, because I need to make sure you get this through that thick skull of your's and UNDERSTAND:

I DO NOT look down on the Rice Twins, OR find them laughable.

Got that?

Because if you claim that I do, then you are STILL putting words into my mouth.

And in doing so, you appear PATHETIC, as it makes it look like you can't think of anything else to say, and have to resort to LYING to obtain the moral high ground.

[vangion]

@terminegger And now YOU listen carefully.

It's called projecting. The fact that you assume that the only reason they are in the commercial is because the "bastards" like laughing at "midgets" and dwarfs shows more about yourself than it does the "bastards". Your further comments support my assessment of your character, or lack there of.

I see two very competent successful businessmen, you see two laughable dwarfs you could not make a move without the consent of others.

[terminegger]

@vangion

"you see two laughable dwarfs"

Hmm. You seem to have lost the ability to read.

I refer you again to my previous comment.

[vangion]

@terminegger And you seem to have never mastered the art of reading comprehension. I refer back to all my comments, especially the ones referencing projection

[terminegger]

@vangion You don't need to refer me to anything. I have read them all already, and don't I need to be reminded of how neurotic, uptight and silly you are.

To quote "The Simpsons"; (although you probably won't appreciate it, as it's probably too "asisine" or "immature") the following quote sums you up pretty well:

"My God! The rod up his ass must have a rod up it's ass!"

[vangion]

@terminegger I'm uptight??

You are the one that started spinning out of control that someone disagreed with you and reverted to third grade insults to prove your point. I am simply playing with an immature asshole with displayed insecurity issues

[FutileFreak]

It's funny because they are midgets... midgets are funny, right...?

at 0:13 when kirk's chair thingy falls off, it looks like a dildo!

[iamyouifyouareme]

Why are they all midgets? It's not even relevant.

[mrkevpest818]

FUCK MIGGETS

[StoneKnivesBearskins]

Umm...why was the shortest fattest midget being Spock? I don' tquite get this...Oh well.

*deletes memory*

[lilpwnige]

they can kill termites but how about midgets

[fjccommish]

Not only let's have termites eating metal and do a bad ST spoof. But let's cast all little people. No wait! Let's cast all the same little person (or is it two) in every role. Yeah. That will make a great commercial.

[xHenri]

...

Poor guys

[namewiz]

Terrific use of comedy in commercial video. They have a number of other cool videos posted at Bugs.com

[rah01kah]

and i thought that those two guys were lawyers????

[smiley24ag]

Ive met those guys in the commercial. They work for my dad.

[NodDisciple1]

@smiley24ag How many were there? :?

[smiley24ag]

@NodDisciple1 Two. There names were Greg and John Rice. John died about four years ago while having surgery. Greg is still alive though. I saw him recently about two months ago. My father see's him every day though.

[LordBifford]

It looks like the same dwarf actor playing each role.

[bigkahunaburger55555]

Best Pest Control commercial by far. I like the "chomping" sound FX.

[OneBigFriggingDude]

I used to get regular head from this dwarf chick... it was great... she just walked up to me, unzipped my fly and sucked me dry. She didn't have to get on her knees as her mouth was cock-high!!

[oklahomatim]

I've read the comments on this video, and I don't see anything demeaning about it. Sure, it's stupid, but I think that's the point.

As for the "Sell out" comment, how do you think these guys got so rich?

[WOOHP1993]

SELL OUT!!!

[TheGhostbuster2008]

OMG No OMG No OMG No!!! What the FUCK!?!?!?!??

[lancerun]

What...the...fuck...?!!!!

[kewelime]

Where did they get all those dwarfs?

[theparodies]

midget dude, dwarfs aren't real

[Grykus7]

Nuh uh. Gimli is a Dwarf. Not a Midget. Explain that.

[theparodies]

which brings me back to my first point: "Dwarfs aren't real"

[Grykus7]

They are too. :(

[savybones]

this little person is a midge as dwarfs have normal bodies but short arms and legs ...how do you think they swing those axes?!

[Treemeadow]

noooooo, you're thinking of "achondroplasia" its just a different variation on dwarvism.

Its all the same.

[Nash1a]

What I want to know is who ate all their legs?

[routhoula]

oh wheres snowblack(uhura) omg rofl

[garyeberly916]

God...that's embarassing..

[DinoNewsNow]

IM A DOCTER NOT AN ANTHROPOLOGIST

[number154]

He said not an entomologist - a bug expert.

[kinyune]

lol.

[kaiban42]

so is he the owner or just an actor?

[lax988]

Genius!!

[RedPortiaOne]

LOL cool is it the same little actor doing all roles, the faces look the same

[Chakotay1234]

there klingons temits!!!

[thewrathofconnor]

Little Star Trek people... CLASSIC!

[KawaiiKunoichi33]

How did they not get sued or something for that?

[kardentyrell]

they were less 'politically correct' and sue happy back then :)

[craigzwicker]

ouch. way for those 70s people to hate on little people. not cool.

[jovantheun1337]

How were they hating on them?

[Lawso45]

it was very strange and gay WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT STUPID VID

[PabloManUK]

nice :o)

[walrusonion]

MIDGETS! actulally these guys are in guiness for being the smallest twins

[fred30680]

HOLY Shattner, Those guys use to teach people how to buy realestate.

Why they making commericals for pest control ? With all the money they say they made they should be able to make a block buster movie.

[partymanDaniel]

I would't say it was "funny" but it was interesting and would have made a cool episode.

[Trader5822]

Everybody say "Midget"

[hillarymary]

i love the art direction

[amart2105]

this video proves that all midgets look alike

[alejandrox3]

nah its just the same guy ...dunno how to do that but they did prolly camera tricks

[mirkwoodlodge]

Hahaha, camera tricks! It was done with necromancy, fool!

[YoshiPooper]

It was ok...

[gloverbj1979]

I'm a doctor Jim not an entomologist

[mychemromance4]

why are they so short?

[Elliott13371]

they are on their knees, you would be too if you had a serious termite problem in outer space.

[Lawso45]

lol

[trekkiegoat]

O_o....

[jimmyThePiep]

I swear the voice-guy is Space Ghost/George Lowe.

[jamalicious1]

they're all the same midget! lol

[gnrdude]

WT%F@#!!

[Mack488]

stardate 3868

and they already got the 1701-A

wtf?

[corruptedanddoomed]

what the fuck, very funny

[p0h4i2l4l9i1p]

what the fuck

[hyperboy94]

WARNING watching this more then 3 times in a row will result in your brain oozing out your ears...

[narutoleagend]

dumb but funny im calling today because my spaceship is being eaten by termits

[astroxeno]

That was awesome.

[jailarson]

I think part of my brain just melted.

[Neverfallforfun]

Aren't they on that "Bugs Company" commercial? They are always dressed up as bugs, and they have really bad green screen...

[helrod]

well I see those midget realastate twin have cloned themselves

[startrekredneck]

how insulting to both star trek and achondroplasia!

[WileyCoyote69]

Wow. Demeaning.  And yet still oddly funny.

[Valonaren]

WTF? haha I like the sound effects!

[MopProductions]

Thats got to be the funniest thing I've seen compared to the larry craig I'm not gay song.

[RapBert]

haha lol xD minimes in space

[ttlytyphlosion]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

WAT THE FUCKING HELL

[sbilfer]

Know how they got rich?  They sold there dignity!

[jtambourine]

their dignity

[Darkphoenix588]

thats thoses rich midget twins

[pamukhome]

ha ha... cool

[Megyoxxx]

MIDGETS

[sirjohnrambo]

STRANGE

[itsbojangles]

Oh man, who wrote this? Who gave it the okay? Who was the producer who let this on air? Ah well, this thing is like a little bit of hilarious bad TV history

[tobias21774]

lp's dont like to be called midgets... that being said, this was hilarious!

[aaron0883]

That was horrible, and you should feel horrible.

[jayjayjay]

God bless you, Hulett.

[WarshipAngelus]

It's the two twin miget brothers from Houston, Texas. LOL funny.

[DRTYFN]

OMG!!!! That rips!!!

[SusurrusIgnoramus]

hahaha! wow... i'm almost offended...

[gar2244]

to cool....

[WarshipAngelus]

Those two twin miget brothers in real life are well known lawyers in Houston, I've use to live about 30 mintues from those guys years ago when I live in Houston.