the italian man who went to malta

[cbeadle12]

you better vote for this video you son of a bitch!

[YaliBabeX3]

Italian Man: Call the manger nd tell em i wanna shit

Manger: Go to the toliet

Italian Man: U dnt understand i wanna shit on my bed

Manger: U better not shit on mi bed , U son of a bitch

Lmfaooooo .!!!

[MsManders80]

good funny

[gvidass11f]

lol

[funnyprankstere5]

i can watch this 10000000000000000000 times and still laugh

[Sammie6066]

hahahahha

htis iss soo funnyy..<333

[Kamiloote]

Everybody wanna fuck :D Lol ,the best line :D

[dasew71]

I like it that the fat waitress says everybody wanna fuck.... No they dont fat beech

[bogdi55]

noob

u copyed this video and paste it

[ILoveGiraffe23]

Haha XD My Italian boyfriend talks like this sometimes XD

[jonesardon]

i wanna fock on the table

[mrpuncis]

i loove this video this is crazy :D

[LIRON228]

lol this is so funnyy

[FireRafa90]

i like the vid is sooooo funny!



[EzranTheMaimer]

U BETTER NOT FOCK ON THE TABLE U SON OF A BEACH!

its the best

[frandzen1]

@EzranTheMaimer no, U BETTER NOT FOCK ON THE TABLE U SON OF A BITCH, is much better :D

[IngliThebest]

io parlo bene inglese

[TheNewCockroach76]

What's with the manager? Hes some mech thing.

[imperialparkcr7]

lol im italian and i understood it's so funny...son of beach ahahahahah

[PINKBONEZ2010]

i love this video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jacentyuki]

lol

[IfritDarkAngel]

I'm Italian, and that's funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaa­haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mininover]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH the funnyest vid i have seen in my life !! hahahahahah !!!

[tacolover1928]

That was hilarious lol!!!!

[oiggas1]

Funny, but he looks like an indian rather than an italian

[Smilelifelife]

son of a beach, i wanna fock, i wanna sheet, peace on you...

haha!!lol!!XD

[XmasBuddy]

son of a beach omg so funny

[BenturaLafaille1]

lmao, omg this is mad funny.

[mintmoon111]

ahahahhahaha THIS is SO dang FUNNY!!!!!!!!

[pwpers]

Check my chanell

[CURSEMARK99]

i like this video....

[DraculaMaria]

Hahahaha

[MrCock13]

i never get tired of it! lol xD

[Josemarquez13]

the voice is utterly retarded and gay, plus the vid was awesome, but the voice was damn gay!

[MrThatguy1312]

part two??? the same as part one..

[1rich14]

he should have said I wanna fock on de table and YOU will give it to me!

[BigBillBob1]

hahahahaha roflmfaool

[joebarcena]

Two Piece - To P*ss

I wanna fork - I wanna f*ck

I wanna sheet - I wanna sh*t

Peace on you - P*ss on you

[m1ndaugaz]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD The funniest vid ever

[pendejadafcc]

FUCK that was good

[Ash117578]

oh crap this is so funny

[JemiLovato]

u son of a bitch!

[990marine]

i want a sheet on my bed the manager said got to the toilet you no understand i want to sheet on my bed then he said youb better not shit on the bed you son of a bitch LOL ROLF!!

[emily0browning]

This was....the 1st one?

[fkthlf]

i dont even know the lady and she calla me a son of a beach lol

[vastedda99]

This was going around in NYC in a somewhat differnt form back in the 70's when I was a kid. It was mostly Italian-Americans who spread it around. LOL.

[tecktonikboy13]

Peace on you!

PISS ON YOU TOO, YOU SON OF A BEACH! I'M GOING BACK TO ITALIA!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAAAA CREEP HAHAHAHA CRAZY HAHAHAHA SON OF A BEACH HAHAHAHHHA

[SilverJoe2003]

FUCKING BRILIANT!:D:D:D i can't have enought of it..

[aliloled]

omg this is so lol

[TheGTAIVMAN]

nicht das orginal aber trozdem gail 4/5

[LazyHobo4eva]

Great vid love it so funny good job whoever created it keep it up

[killerdepletosi]

I want to piss on Berlusconi, son of the bitch! I want to fock him on the table, hahaha!

[hdegen122]

ha ha ha Piss on u too u son of a beach im going back to italia!

[DaBurningLegion]

exactly the same as the first

[WLaFigaRasata]

sti stronzi... ma veniteci voi in italia invece di stare in quel buco del culo del mondo!

[xRUSSIANMEx]

Flag flag flag Flag flag flag

[bonnexxnuit]

Flag this video.

Why don't you be useful and actually make your own 'funny; video..if that is even possible. Which I highly doubt because you had to steal someone's video.

[collopapera]

cari maltesi il posto più schifoso d' italia non fa più schifo della vostra arida e mai fertile terra,il più ignorante e zingaro degli italiani è un professore universitario nei vostri confronti.SOTTOMESSI SIETE E SOTTOMESSI RIMARRETE

[tinaluvya]

OMG wow.....lol i love this video...i said i want a fok on the table she said evryone want a fok on tha table ..... you better not fok on the table you son of a beach haaaaa my fav.

[mjrmoneonta]

that is a funny video

[eazzit]

hahahaha i love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mjrmoneonta]

that is so funny make another comment us back and tell us what its called

[hotsock1997]

copied....

[M4LTEZExWOGx]

fk i hate this bloody thing

[idiots10and10]

guys why dont you do this to other immitators this person isnt the only immitator i piss on you all you children of bitches

[MrBob2985]

hey ur son of a b*tch u suck get ur own video! dont make it 2 i will banned this video ur son of a b*tch!(hahaha ur son of a b*tch)

[jylom11]

you thief kiss my hairy siclian ass bitch

[ninjadude9805]

nice one dude

[mroscarking12]

Video HACKER!

[VandonBan]

There's a lesson to this.....

what was it....

[Mr6guyz]

UUUU SICK PERSON!!!

[Liuzz1337]

Make your own stuff...dont steal idiot.

[Rasenganxgrl]

@Liuzz1337 they can copy.u cant just go to someone and say: HEY MAKE UR OWN STUFF! DONT STEAL MY IDEA

[SevaDribbling]

@Liuzz1337 are u a fucking idiot?

he just upload it

[mroscarking]

You only stole it cause you wanted views and your vids aren't good enough and u only called it 2 so you get even more views DUMB ASS!

[sora112295]

You Suck...

[clubpenguin20001]

ROFL

[glitch15002]

she coyped this

[jandg1000]

wat da fuk this is the exact same thing as the first one

[sexiigrlie1990]

this isnt the second one its the same one as the first

[hdiegues]

i said mum i want a fork and she said the toilet is around the corner then i said on the table and she said THE TOIELT IS AROUND THE CORNER and i said NO ON THE TABLE and she says WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT TO FUCK ON THE TABLE and i said NO I WANT A F-O-R-K ON THE TABLE and then she said ok then she pissed on the table lol

[KingofRapSentino]

@hdiegues

HAHAHAHAHAAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLL not funny -.-

[12pilipino]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

my stomach hurts

[Deanocraft]

How is this number 2?

[thegamerpro12]

Everybody wants to fuck lol

[Lazercatsable]

ROFLMAO

[dannygurl02]

lmaoo

[nightycrocssbuns]

pisani borg' ; l'italien venuzs a dans l'archiperl pour espionner ,,il sera diploma^^dickally axed^^execut por los britains en nov 1942 'lui vo la croix du roi george

por sa résistnce éroïk pil fàs obloc'us é o bombrdements inceçants .ojourdui sur flag national.

de tuti tiempo ct idem pour CsepTtE isles enfin neuf, tésa, nueve por etr dent Ltempo''" îls' tt le monde l'a vouleaids poarraihénne^ou aînée yala bye.u wan'a fo'k O may i HELP? in deathcease 30th amber

[thegamerpro12]

I want to piss on mi plate

you BEtter NOT PISS ON your plate u son ov a bitch.

I want to Fuck on the table

You better not FUCK on tha table u son of a bitch

I want 2 SHIT on the bed

You better not SHIt on the bed you son of a bitch

Peace on you!

Piss on you too you son of a BITCH

Im goingback 2 italy

[kimpoys211]

I do love to fock on the table

[casinoer]

super funny

[Enricoooooooo]

fork you..this is not number2 son of a beach

[HIGHflyer1199]

dis not number 2!!!!!!!!!

[loverihanna238xo]

peace on u

[6524bs]

u better not fock on the table u son of a bitch

[FeelMetalMan]

somehow exagerate about the pronunciation but pretty much as they would speak

[Shadowjustin9]

nice copy faggot

[MrGarret21]

OMG i love this vid its awsome even though it is a copy lol

[rmac2204]

this is the funniest vid ever...... wow i almost "peiced" myself from laughing so hard lmao

[MrGarret21]

OMG that is so funny lol

[orkofatto]

LOL i'm ITA and this is totally true!!

hahahahahahahha!!!

[SlashTheVideoMaker]

u just copied the fckn vid stupid btch!!!

use ure brain 4 the first time!!!!

.... rate 1

[idontlikethat87]

u copyer BITCH

[suhbiscoituda]

FUCKING COPY... BULLSHIT --'

[xxvaleriebbyxx]

make your oun video

[xxvaleriebbyxx]

this is a copyy coppyerr wow

[pixoa]

rate 1*

this is a copy

[y0uy0u94]

I'm french and I think this video is awesome because many French speak english that way ! We are at our worst in pronunciation !

[Camdude7]

why did u copy it!!!

[twilightluver4always]

ahahahahahaha ...omg this is genius :]

[DiamondKitty1985]

PEACE ON YOU

PISS ON U TOO U SON OF A BEACH xD

[TheAbandonedStudios]

wow, y did u just copy dis?

[Outermarker01]

The speaker is definitely not Italian and cannot imitate italian accent at all

[sghicia86]

@Outermarker01 in fact... i see

[manuz306]

This is not an italian accent...

[cheezit6789]

this is number 1 retard

[tommyhale89]

Tell me If it is the real version

[Superbad1400]

Yes it is

[IamThreedaysgrace20]

The end is so awesome! The "I wanna SHEET!" XD

[VIVAKARMNU]

i live in malta lol

[harispipi]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hilarious;p

[gagglius]

im part italian and that sounds more like french

[oxhorn3]

u know...

copying vids isnt a good thing. maybe go draw something better without using other peoples vids?

[jnoop]

rofl rofl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[nameloc1000]

LMFAO HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY

[kjbmcl]

haha hilarious i'm half italian

[Filphful]

i'm italian and I think this video is so cool,

and yes, it's true, the italian speak like this man.

(and malta's people don't understand anything)

[coolxxusernamexxhere]

Not only italians speak like that, portuguese people sound even worse

[klaxteel]

son ama beach

lol can't stop laughing

[TheDiejus]

its just like the first you beach lol

[JAckasstylenicos]

9 999 999 / 5

[krsforever]

Why FORK is spelled "FOCK"??? He wants FORK... what the hell is FOCK?

[klaxteel]

he can't spell the "r"

so it sounds Fo`k instead of fork

[krsforever]

Everything else is typed the way it is, not the way it sound, why should the Fork be the only thing that's typed the way it sound?

[klaxteel]

hmm... good point... then I think the one who made the audio for this video HAS to do it that way cuz' he hadn't another idea like that one...

[hellokitty1228]

@krsforever, cause the video made the italian accent so strong that it sounds like when they try to say fork, they end up saying something that sounds like fuck.

[krsforever]

Yes I Know the idea ... but all the other words (Sheet, Peace... and so on...) they were typed the way they ARE, not the way they sound on italian accent... only the FORK is typed the way it sound... that's why I've asked why the Fork is different than the other words? Why its not "Fork" in the subtitles?

[JustAnotherDayAGR]

nobody but you care about that so just laugh and don't complain...

[WWFfanremix]

i speak just like him

[WWFfanremix]

lol

[JAckasstylenicos]

I wanna di fock =D inna hotel xD Son of a beatch (R) =D

[HaoPing96]

This is funny. And the Italian's voice is LOL.

[dalesutubeshow]

wow this video has no credits so you cant tell who is originally made it. ugh so many videos like this

[MissConverse808]

LMAO!

[SophiatheFox49]

LMAO!!!!!

[Jopiiz]

that's not nr. 2!!!

[sealalula]

LMAO SUCKER !!

[isy999999]

you son of a beach

[WorldsFinest20]

I'm Going To Say That Now, See If I Get A Spam.

Because People Are Ediots, They Don't Know What LMFAO Means.

So Here It Goes.

LMFAO

[Paulwall9494]

i know what it means. it means laughing my fucking ass off

[Smokesick12]

I know it as "Laughing My Fucking Ass 'Out' " =)

[jhettwilder]

sooo focking funny

[33jags]

that is hilarios!!!! hahaha italian men never change

[roscokiller]

i want 2 peace of toast but she only gives me 1 and i say i want 2 peace on my plate and she said go to the toilet lol 5 stars man

[junkee4]

the funny thing is, if an italian went to Malta he could just speak italian and they would probably understand most of it.

[makienxhemmiktar]

exactly.

[dawideee15]

hahahahahahahahaha!!! that+s so funny!!!! hilarios!!!!!!!

[VegasBikerChick211]

there should be a part two or something lol

[sergykid]

hey noob, is not the 2nd version, is like the first >:P 2*

[Wiejeben]

XD I think you're the only one that find that out :D

[cloet547]

dis is soooooooooooooooooooo funny can u get a download for dis video i want to put it on my ipod *lol* dis is hilarious

[ChocolateStarfishhh]

Haha troppo forteee..xd

[GiuseppeIII]

lol, video stupendo...anche se nn pensavo che noi italiani avessimo una pronuncia tanto brutta...

XD

[MissJeEupa]

omfg video stealer

[omai1211]

lol, really really funny it is

[CommenGuy]

dude this is just the first one this is not the second one but still funny!

[Stitch1219]

pause and stare at the lady when she says go to the toilet

[adamsmaye]

freakin hilarios XD

[monkeemadnezz]

hahaha, this is really funny

[christlightning]

lol

[mirandapanda454]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!

[wwefan593]

o my god so funny!!!!!!! peace on u piss on u lol. u better not piss on the plate XD

[TheVanhalenaddict]

italians rock

[dramacool]

This is not the second vid. it's freakin' first one u LIAR LIAR!!!!!!!

[FullMetalPrower]

A! thatsa insaltin to tha peepole from italia you son ofa beach! :P jk this is hilarious

[CulL3NzRULE]

aaaaaah...this never gets old....~^.^~

[xxSophieNxx]

OMG this is the funniest thing i've eva seen!!!