Left 4 Dead 2 Soundtrack - 'Witch Encroacher Bride'

[arceusex]

Here comes the bride

You'd better hide

[Superfan109]

I used to bug her b4 I always startle her ass :p

[Tbonewithspots]

nobody wunts to shoot the witch

and nobody nobody! make her angry

[Xtheflyingdoucheman]

you can walk right past the witch and not startle her, just have ur torch turned off

[RandomZace]

lol i was playing no mercy earlier and there was a witch lying in an alley way we didnt have to go anywhere near it louis me and zoey snuck past it

francis shot her and it killed him and almost killed the rest of us AND FRANCIS WASNT EVEN A PLAYER HE WAS A BOT!

[Tbonewithspots]

i piste the witch off!

[Tbonewithspots]

i dont no to stay away from her

[Tbonewithspots]

the witch is geten angryer

[Lucario003]

A crying woman in a bride dress... Witch Or Not... it's dangerous

[BeatleBoy247]

I would like to marry her! Its compolcated

[darknessdealer115]

Bill: FRANSIS GET AWAY FROM HER!!!

Fransis:but shes so COOL

[TheRealBriannaLPS]

She cries because the hunter didn't show up..

[OrangemmGaming]

Tank: See? I told you the hunter was a bad guy

Witch: :C

[molly1002]

Who wants this played at their wedding!? just me? Okay.

[brycethedudeable]

dude: witch do you take this man to be your husband

witch:growl

dude:brycethedude will you take this woman to be your wife

me:yes.

and thats how the tank was born

[UltimateAssasin4488]

Me: I love you do you love me :)

Witch: ( Groans )

Me: WELL FUCK YOU TO BITCH

( Shoots her in the Head with a Spas )

Me: Your Ugly Anyway!! >:(

[MrEpicFerret]

That witch is a spaz!

[BoyBoyCandy]

Don't disturb that witch

Don't disturb that witch

She's gonna pwn you

So leg it like a bitch.

[MusikerJoker]

=-)



[Luxai]

Witch=Bride

Hunter=Groom

Boomer=Priest

Spitter=Maid of honor

Tank=Best Man

Jockey=Morale Support

Smoker=Organ Player

Charger=Wedding Crasher =(

[mrtherad]

@Luxai you should switch the hunter and the tank its better that way

[slamshotstudios]

Here comes the witch

Here comes the witch

A pissed off anorexic

Did I mention she's a bitch?

[smiley20112]

I can hear the choir in the background :P

[Dimentio63]

At the witch's wedding..

Tank: HAI GUISE! I'M HERE FOR TEH WEDDING!

Vagineer: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Robotnik: PINGAS

Gordan Freeman:

Harry Mason: Have you seen a little girl around here?

Luigi: DAT'S MAMA LUIGI TO YOU MARIO

Niko: I thought everyone in this country was stupid, and FAT

Roman: Hey cousin, LET'S GO BOWLINGZ

Skorge: *sees everyone at wedding* Shit....

[EggSandvich]

@Dimentio63

Epic.

[chevazify]

im gonna play this at my sisters wedding.

[Brian78456]

why is everyone copying the top comments and their both the same

[clanhannan]

here comes the bride

turn off your lights

don't get too close or you'll lose your life

here comes the bride

turn off your lights

don't pull that trigger or you'll surely die

[TheRandomfanboy]

@clanhannan

unless you have explosive ammo

but that doesn't fit the rhyme or meter

i fucked this up

[EldarMania]

Here come the bride

So run and hide

Cause she's a witch and uh, I got nothing

[Akosa117]

first time i came there i didnt see so i turned on the music and started walkin then BAM!!!!! i was down

[ReviewerKid90]

'Here comes the Bride!'

'Honeymoon's Over, Bitch.'

[Ginerrva72]

the ftwo top comments could be put together for a song...

[egdqv13234]

And Frank the tank would be in his tuxedo?

[Oremir]

Here comes the bride

Turn of your light

Dont get to close,

or you will sureley die.

Here comes the bride.

Try not to collide.

Because if you do,

Its the end of your life.

[Superfan109]

@Oremir Lmao nice rhyme :)

[Tyannalyn]

@Oremir LOLOL

[Tbonewithspots]

@Tyannalyn

[Tyannalyn]

@Tbonewithspots 

[JennifersBodyH2]

omg i want a zombie themed wedding after listening to this XD

[TheBlahBlahNews]

Here comes the bride

Oh shit, we lied.

Looks like she's infected

We're all gonna die.

[SgtVellu2]

*Tank in a Tuxedo walks up*

Tank: Oh, hi again, honey. Are these people friends of yours?

** Survivors stand off to the side, jaws dropped.*

[Inkspeckle]

I want this song for my wedding

[Ultrapyre]

@Inkspeckle

So who are you marrying?

*insert background laughter here*

[Drone911]

I would laugh so hard if this happened:

Nick: I think I hear my ex-wife. Lights out.

Witch:(Surprised) *Runs After Nick*

[uno6610]

@Drone911 ... you can start laughing -_-

[Drone911]

@uno6610 Why? It didn't happen. So STFU.

[uno6610]

@Drone911 well it happened to me I was playing as nick my character said "I think I hear my ex wife" and I accidentally startled the witch by getting too close (damn smoker).

[njstretton3328]

@uno6610 In versus, this really, happened, on no mercy i was a hunter and i pounced a survivor near the witch just enough to startle here LOOOOOOOOOOL

[uno6610]

@njstretton3328 wow srsly lawl

[njstretton3328]

@uno6610 Ya seriously I laughed my ass off xD

[uno6610]

@njstretton3328 wait I remember after being smoked I was pounced ... lawl you did that to me XD

[Spenchjerta]

Why Do I want this to be Played at My Wedding So fucking Much?

[HeavyWeaponsGuy1231]

Dont shoot that witch

Dont shoot that witch

Shes getting angry

So run like a bitch

[Tyannalyn]

@HeavyWeaponsGuy1231 LOL

[bioniclemac300]

nick:i think i hear my ex wife

bride witch:nick is that you I WILL KILL YOU

nick:GODDAMMIT

[andymitico97]

COACH: where is the cake?

FRANCIS: i hate weddings....

NICK: YEAH!

[BizzarreProductions]

Good thing it wasn't a bride female boomer, or everyone would be posting:

Here comes the bride

Big fat and wide

She is a boomer

So you'd better hide

[Soroxas232]

here comes the bride

turn off your lights

don't pull that trigger

or you'll surely die.

[Left4hunters90]

here comes the witch

here comes the witch

shes gonna kill you so dont touch the bitch

here comes the witch

here comes the witch

if you wana die go ahead and touch the bitch

[TopSecretName95]

I love crashing that wedding, here's my formula. Chang radio station + Silenced SM + Chainsaw = 1 Dead Witch + 50 Mangled wedding guest bodies. I know I'm brutal, but you gotta cut your losses, better to end her suffering with a chainsaw to the face then let her sob there forever.

[XxIRONxPOTATOxX]

@GreatCalmness Or maybe I purposly ommited him.

[sirfragalot92]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX Well, he's the creepy dude watching the wedding from afar with binoculars. :P

[XxIRONxPOTATOxX]

@omgitskarmacharger I will just add 100000000000 to the number of thumbs up it has so you don't have to :D

[9876Godzilla]

i see a hunter in a tux and the witch in a wedding dress

[ninjamez13]

You may now, crown the bride ;)

[XxIRONxPOTATOxX]

In addition to what lexben01 said, the Jockey would be laughing the entire ceremony like

heheheheheheeheheheheheheheheh­ehehehehehehehehe

untill the witch removed his head

[Pokemariofan107]

i both like and find it incredibly disturbing how the witch music combines with the song.

[Darkro677]

1 person catched her flower bouquet...

[Iiid2]

Here comes the Witch

Shes not your bitch

throw a molotov and your friends will surely Ditch (I had to think of something else besides run away from you)

Please avoid the Bride

She (Truely/Really) wants to die

Time to run away or you can say goodbye

What do you think?

[sethward82]

Can

Every

Die

Already

[Warhawk0602]

Here comes the witch.

the light goes to the off switch

Here comes the witch

So dont shoot the bitch.

[ball730178]

it's creepy, depressive, but somehow particularly awesome...

Fits the witch perfectly

[HeavyWeaponsGuy1231]

Thumbs up if you think the witch would be hot if she wasnt infected

[GannondorkVBA]

lol



[zimandgirshow]

Here comes the witch

Here comes the witch

She's gonna claw you,

So don't touch the bitch...

[quicksilver52870]

@zimandgirshow hunter:WHY YIOU!

Hunter has pinned zimandgirshow for talking about his girl no teammates will help you

[zimandgirshow]

@quicksilver52870 ellis shoots huntar caues zimandgirshow is Zoey. You fail

[quicksilver52870]

@zimandgirshow wat da hell dude hmm i know!8gets out hack box*

z_Spawn_Tank *does that for 50 times and 50 tanks run after you incapping all temamates in game*

[zimandgirshow]

@quicksilver52870 i play on xbox. :) you FAIL

[quicksilver52870]

@zimandgirshow XBOX what!??!!?360 OR live onl cool people play xbox live :)

[zimandgirshow]

@quicksilver52870 fuck you. die in a hole. leave me alone. FOREVER

[quicksilver52870]

@zimandgirshow uhhh emo freak much?o.o emos arent cool dude

[zimandgirshow]

@quicksilver52870 fuck off. emo's are cool. and i'm goth and scene, bitch.

[coolmikespenny]

@zimandgirshow you could have also had

Here comes the witch

Here comes the witch

She's gonna claw you

So run like a bitch...

[ratatatandbooger]

@zimandgirshow

Here comes the witch

Here comes the witch

She's gonna claw you

So run like a snitch

[RileyPivot]

The tank left her :(

[kavalrocks1]

O.e that is so creepy I have it on my alarm clock and brotha that is one thing that gets me out of my room for the whole day!!!

[RoshaniRichardson]

@MegaDave911 That Is Sick! I even sung it to check...

[Ultrapyre]

Achievement Unlocked: Bride and Groom.

Have so much bad karma a Tank appears after you killed the bride witch. XD

[DsiPlayer23]

Here comes the witch.....

Here comes the witch.....

She's gonna kill you,

so dont touch the bitch!

[Snazzyj1977]

Smoker:(zombie laungudge)YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE WITCH!

Ellis:O.O

Hunter:*gets close to witch

Charger:(RUINING WEDDING)

an hour later

Coach:ELLIS you may kiss the bride ZOEY!

(cycle keeps going with couples who see their love and an hour later!)

[Spenchjerta]

@Snazzyj1977 I would Pay Millions to see that on my HD TV

[donalisawesome]

Coach: A bride witch!...hope we dont see a tank in a.....*rock flies through the air*

Nick: Jesus Christ coach...

Ellis: KIDDIE LAND

Rochelle: ughhhhhh....

Coach: excuse me...EXCUSE ME!!!

[Shadowfan523]

No dislikes?

Good. 

[thehumor]

@Shadowfan523

1 dislike

[XnagarekidaX]

@thehumor that witch is going after that dude for sure. hope it's not you.

[thehumor]

@XnagarekidaX

it aint my ass



[XnagarekidaX]

@thehumor Good for you! Cuz I'm out! *switches on radio near witch and shoots a couple of rounds, before running away to nearest safehouse*

[thehumor]

@XnagarekidaX

"AEEHHHHHh!"

Karma charger!

You're fucked LD

[GenSoapGuga]

@thehumor ah shit here we go again

[meerkater]

I normally like weddin's, but this is just wierd.

[warhawk4431]

*sigh* she turned into the witch on wedding day...how sad... :(

[Phantom3660]

You may kill the bride

[diablo2items]

i know present you....corpse and witch.

[XxIRONxPOTATOxX]

@NGburrito

I wouldn't trust the Jockey to carry anything over the value of $0.00 :D

[meerkater]

Honeymoon's over bitch!

[SuperGeneralD]

who's the lucky men?

The Hunter?

Why not?

[XxIRONxPOTATOxX]

@kerrowe Would you want the jockey at your wedding?

[TaurenWarchief]

No Wedding is complete without cocktails, so make sure the bride gets one 

[Whoismyexgirlfriend]

I'd hit that Witch Bride...

With an Axe.

[skellington15]

Man, I would have died laughing if the Tank was wearing a tuxedo.

[theguywhoannoysme]

@skellington15 No, I'm pretty sure you would have died a DIFFERENT way...

[skellington15]

@theguywhoannoysme O_O...point taken.

[Snakeguevara]

@skellington15 this needs a mod SO BAD

[Left4hunters90]

@skellington15 more like a hunter weraring a tuxedo

[Slagdar]

@skellington15

EVERYBODY SHOOT THE GROOM!

[thehumor]

Here comes the witch,

get ready to toss that bitch

light out y'all

nicks wife is here

This.

[Spenchjerta]

Here Comes The Witch

Holy Shit

Go Fucking Hide

If Ya dont your surely dead

I warned Now go frickin hide

[Anusdhka]

Incomming Bride

[FoolFosten]

The wedding is like the sadest scene in l4d2 :'(

(that's my opinion)

[diehardpatriotfan]

HERE COMES THE BRIIIDE!!!

[BansheeMaster96]

Here come the witch

Here comes the witch

Turn off your lights and

dont touch the bitch

[MariaBernkastel]

Here comes the bride

Sits there and cry

You startle her

And you will surely die.

[TheRoscape]

This is the only thing that scares me in L4D2....

[Chase1002clubpenguin]

that witchy got stood up at the alter. XD

[hateiron1]

This is the bride,this is the bride,the bride is a witch,so cr0wn that b**** this is the bride,this is the bride,cr0wn that b**** or she'll rip you to bits

[CoolFilmsByCooldude]

'I think I hear my ex-wife'

[picaticatara]

I do… not!

[XxIRONxPOTATOxX]

@rabidcowcat65 in that case

Swampy Mudman:Ring Bearer

Infected CEDA Employee: Ring Washer

[XxIRONxPOTATOxX]

O and the jockey wasn't invited.

[rabidcowcat65]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX Jockey could be ring bearer. Weddings are pointless without a ring (or some form of marriage certification), and there needs to be someone to carry it up. Then again, as giddy as he is he'd probably drop the ring.

[XxIRONxPOTATOxX]

Witch: Bride

Hunter: Groom

Tank: Best Man

Boomer(Male): Priest

Smoker: Organ Player

Spitter and Boomer(female): Flower Girls

Charger: WEDDING CRASHER

[nightslayer5]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX

ACHIEVMENT UNLOCKED

:D

[kerrowe]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX I guess the jockey wasn't invited.

[NGburrito15]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX So the Jockey would be like the ring carrier or something? :P

[Deathbladezero]

@NGburrito15 That's already the Tank. :/

[NGburrito15]

@Deathbladezero Isn't there someone at weddings that carry the ring on a pillow or something?

[Deathbladezero]

@NGburrito15 The Ringbearer,sure.

[Deathbladezero]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX What about T3H JOCK3H?

[itztehendd]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX lol

[GirLover2009]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX Jockey: Ring Carrier

[HaggKid]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX What about Jockey? D:

[mrbob091]

@HaggKid Jockey will live.

[boomerncheeze]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX Ellis: That guy that tries to take that dress for his new wife

[piepotatosandturtle2]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX ACHIVEMENT CALL BACK!

[MrHellGnome]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX LOL!

[YukiUzumaki78]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX Hahahaha!!! Very nice!!

[MrBen62]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX what about the jockey?

[george77772moons]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX No, BILL would be the wedding crasher. Charger can be his Karma Charger...

[AwesomeMinority]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX

Jockey: Ring Bearer

[lexben01]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX what about jockey??

[bloodystone2]

@lexben01 Wourld you want a jockey at your zombie wedding,

1. You making history, your big day

2. Your defying logic about l4d zombies

3. He jockey, he will propabaly go without pants or something :3

[9876Godzilla]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX umm i approve of this commentbut i would like to make a few adjustments tank ist witches dad and the smoker is the best man>

[omgitskarmacharger]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX i would make 100000000000 accounts and thumbs that up

[GreatCalmness]

@XxIRONxPOTATOxX u forgot the jockey!

[juggernaut898]

SHE DON'T LIKE THE STEREO I LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY!

[rabidcowcat65]

@juggernaut898 How does she even know who sets off the stereo? Hit it with noclip and fly away as far as you can without being seen, and she still knows it was you. XD

[Firemarok]

if you guys go to halolz and scroll back a page you'll see that a pic HAS been made of the witches weeding..guess what ITS A TANK

[Sparkz1607]

@Name1045 EXCELLENT IDEA

EXCELLENT.

Valve, we need a Tank in a Tuxedo to go with the Witch in the Wedding Gown. Now. Step on it.

[DeadSlayer741]

@Sparkz1607 idiot the l4d2 infected couples stat that the witch and hunter are a couple so we need a hunter in a tuxedo

[Name1045]

@DeadSlayer741 yes

[SaitoRaiKuruwuzaki]

Now That's a Shotgun Weddin'

[MegaDave911]

Here comes the bride...

Shut off Your lights...

Don't get too close,

Or it'll cost your life...

Here comes the bride...

Shut off your lights...

Don''t pull that trigger...

Or you'll surely die.

[thehumor]

@MegaDave911

yeah