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  • DONT RAPE BITCHES

  • The guy who made this video, as well as myself, was in the 1/509th ABN OPFOR stationed at Ft. Polk Louisiana. Everything he is saying is true, so fucking funny! Along with the ACU uniform, we also had to wear OG 107 uniform, a solid olive green uniform with "Russian" rank. When he said "show up in OG's for the Yarlborough Mile, i almost died laughing. I hated running thru that fucking nasty swamp lol.

  • FUCK ALL OF YOU MY DAD IS AN NCO/COLLEGE GRAD MOTHER FUCKER

    HOO-AH!!

    Dont take it so seriously it`s fucking spoof and is abso-fucking-lutely hilarious

  • ncos are the people too fucking stupid to get into college with the G.I. bill and too lazy to get a real job.

  • im in the canadian army this is so accurate i love it

  • They forgot to mention PT belts lmao

  • It's so true...you couldn't get a normal human being to understand the bullshit a private has to go through or has gone through. But prison pretty much narrows it down.

  • lmfao i'm in the israeli army and this made me crack up

  • This shit is HILARIOUS! I actually had some pretty cool NCO's in my company. Got lucky I guess. But there's always that one asshole....

  • fuck yes!!!! so true the day in the life of a motherfuckin private such as myself... thats the fucking life of me

  • Haha, love the NCOs that try making it look like it's the soldiers' fault they (the NCOs) act this stupid

  • tell me this one doesn't sound farmilliar...lol

  • yep this sounds right nco fags back bone of the army haha bull fucking shit more like the whip eat shit and die everyone of u, and if u r a nco and think this is funny u r whats wrong with the army today, we are all people and just coz we are not to your standard dont mean shit we can still save your ass when u get shot down range, coz if i was your joe and u did me like this i would let u bleed, burn, or scream to death u assholes

  • I am also a SSG , to make matters worse I am also a RED LEG.... This is how many of my RED LIONS feel like.... This is a truly awesome video... GO GARRISON LIFE AT FORT LEWIS..... "ON THE MINUTE"

  • sounds whiny

  • Lol, love the comedy. Most soldiers that seriously bitch like this joined right out of high school and never tried to hold a career n the civilian world. I didn't join til after college when I was 25 and I'll take the Army any day over slaving away in the civ world

  • Push ups, GO!!!

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  • This brings one issue to mind... In a few months (after yr 12 is over) I want to work my way to SF in the Oz military. Wasn't gonna bother with an officers degree because I wanted to go SF so I get demoted to pvt anyway and I was hoping to get in through the direct recruiting scheme.

    Either way I don't want a high school drop out whom's position I over qualify for to be my NCO just because he's been in the army for a few years. :/

  • sounds like your stationed on kelley hill fort benning, lol

  • haha holy shit so true

    

  • No one made you join the Army, if you don't like it then get out and stop complaining......... All the Soldiers that are always complainng are the ones that are always f@%&ing up....... Get a life.....

  • @nancy1652 LOL you must be a sarge who manages rather then leads.

  • @RFMongoose and you must be one of those dirt bag Soldiers that like to complain about verything

  • @nancy1652 i feed you, but i don't feed the trolls.

  • @nancy1652 Are you seriously defending retarded NCOs? You're either fresh out of boot, or a retarded NCO. Which is it?

  • theres a method to the madness.

    police call improves what?

    attention to detail.

    DA conducted a study in the 80s over a month time.

    they took one platoon and had them conduct police calls day in and day out on top of training. and on the other end of the spectrum a platoon that only conducted training. then the platoons were ran thru FTX and guess who came out on top. the "police call" platoon spotted most of the hazzards before they were a threat. the other platoon failed tremendiously

  • @bornhard11b We train like we fight, right?

  • the only thing about this that i would change is "how about you do some pushups" should be "how about you and your entire platoon do pushups"

  • Kinda have to agree with whats in this video. Ive met some awsome nco's but some others just make me wanna go nuts.

    Props to whoever made this video for havin the guts to say what alot of us were thinkin.

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  • Wow basically everything this guy is saying is dead on in my unit!

  • gee, this NCO sounds like Jeff Higgins

  • Ha! good thing they aren't all like that!

  • this video basically has it spot on

  • I'm an NCO.

  • @Wallaceboys cool.

  • wow this video has it perfect

  • Wow people on here that are against this video are brainwashed army faggots!!

  • For the people who say this is complaining, its not. He's showing people who don't know about the Army what its really like. This shit cracks me up every time I see it. 1st Infantry Division in this bitch!!

  • Obviously people that say he's whining are ncos that forgot what its like, civilians, or officers

  • youve got some complaining in your video

  • The other video was funny, but this is just some little b***h ,whining

  • U no some real ppl like this in the army!

  • Well.... Some people get touchy feely on the comments lol

    Here's my summary

    "do your job"

    "screw you"

    •debate outcome with trolls of all ranks and services•

    *insult said person that claimed rank or accuse a person of not knowing till they confess prior exp*

    ^young kid who's about to go in adds 2 cents^

    -make judgment based on service-

    -evetually somebody will say hippie or pussy-

    start new topic thread and repeat :)

  • TAKE A FUCKING KNEE AND DRINK WATER!

  • amazing

  • this is so true!!

  • This is exactly why I got out. Unfortunately If you join the Army, go in as in Officer. You make more money, get more respect, and deal with less b.s. Also the Army will help you pay back your student loans.

  • I showed my buddies I work with in the training room today this and they laughed their asses off, funny thing is one is an E-5 and the other is a corporal but they are cool as hell they don't fk with people like this. one is a supply guy that has been with us for years and the E-5 is a 13 bravo like me been around these guys for 3 years now before they got their rank and both of them are opting to ETS instead of reupping cus they know this shit is fkn stupid I'm a MEB with 200 days left :)

  • funny as hell when he says "don't call me either because it ruins my day when i see your name come across caller I.D." whenever my chief calls I look at my phone and I am just like FUCK !!!!!!! leave me alone.

  • I laughed my ass off so hard at this because it is exactly how the army is. I see this every day.

  • 0:45 Sand Hill?

  • @AroundSun FUCK SAND HILL, I JUST GOT OUT OF THAT SHIT HOLE

  • @zimfan91 Haha, training or did you work there??

  • 28 ncos hate this vid

  • I finally realized why people laugh at me when I speak in a monotone voice!

  • These dogs are right on except theirs some good nco's. Its the asshole power hungry spc. that only seem to kiss ass and treat lower ranked soldiers like shit to make their day better that piss me off.

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  • ahh what pussy complain about this shit like that, man thats why the army is just full of pussies

  • NCO's are assholes because you shitbags cant do anything right. When you finally grow up and become a NCO you will become an asshole too, because you will be accountably for 12 lazy dumbasses that can't do what you told them.

  • @maddogmaz1576  *nods*....

  • @maddogmaz1576 as a SSG in the FA i completely understand this the only reason u have "12 lazy dumbasses that cant do what u told them" is because u do not lead from the front you my friend are one of the many people i wish i could kick out of the army however being a complete fucking idiot is not punishable under the ucmj.

  • @gapsapnhap Your in the fucking FA what do you know about leading from the front. I got a bronze star with a "V" by leading from the front jackass. How many of our guys did you kill by dropping short rounds or by reading the wrong grid, if in fact you can read a map. You want to kick me out because I am that asshole NCO that has to keep scumbags like you in line. So fuck off.

  • Lol

  • 27 NCO's watched this video

  • HOLY SHIT ! this shit is sooo real!

  • lol most NCOs are asshole who stayed too long in the Army that they think they're entitled to being a dick toward someone whose rank is lower than them.

  • hahahahahaha! this is fucking awesome! that is how it is. the motha fucking 509th army bitches!!!!

  • hahahahahaha! this is fucking awesome! that is how it is.

  • this pretty much EXACTLY how the army is. lol

  • thats a good thing if they think like that

    logic thinking

  • Ugh I hate the new army. Little bitches shouldn't stayed in boy scouts. I wish they would've sent me straight to ranger school for basic. Old army in the movies was better. Tigerland, I wish you were real.

  • @showmevideos2010 ew dude!

  • joes always complaining. Shut up, you are volunteers just like everyone else. suck it up and grow stronger as a person or get out.

  • I love NCOs who work with their junior enlisted instead of always barking orders. I had great NCOs who didn't mind getting their hands dirty with and lazy one who sit on facebook all day. smh

  • It's the same in the air force.

  • @seandillon5150 you fukking phaggot, chair force? being in the air force is like being on a luxury cruise compared to the infantry.

  • @ilikestowatchvideos sorry the infantry brainwashed you into that "we are holier than thou" mentality so that you weren't able to see that both the the army and air force have vast similarities when it comes to leadership traits and intelligence of certain lifers.

  • it's the same in the air force.

  • haha i am an E-6 in the army field artillery. and this video makes me laugh every time. i have always been that NCO that will be in the motor pool fixing stuff with my soldiers and cleaning up everything with them. i remember what its like to be a private so i would be right there with them working. i got alot of respect for the way i treated my soldiers. the NCO's would give m shit but i told them if your soldiers dont respect you then why be a leader.

  • @manny101320 dam right

  • A pvt's point of view is what matters most.. They do all the shit that needs to be done. But we are al human beings. So they should be treated with respect, not rank wise.. Rank can go to hell..

  • Pretty soon, I'll have to tie down my balls, in case I sweat them off. HAHAHAHA

  • it starts with the new basic training. these privates come to their new units and look at you like you have a cock growing out of your forehead when you ask them why theyre late to PT formation. grown ass men acting like children. that's why i treat them like children. especially these 18-20 year olds. you can 't give these privates any freedom because they fuck you when you trust them to do what you tell them without supervising. the army needs asshole NCO's to make soldiers out of children.

  • LMFAO i dont think this can get any closer to real army life

  • @jacobbrooks87 Yeah, tell me about it. Two fucking robots just made my fucking day. Just about replicated the last 5 hours of my day to the T. This is awesome.

  • conSEEquences?:)

  • most ncos grew up as generation X.

    now we get joes who are a product of "generation why?"

    best quote ive heard;

    "WEAK MINDED FUCKS!"  -an INF 1sg

  • If PVT's did what they were supposed to do then NCO's wouldn't have to get all up in their shit. I used to think NCO's were stupid assholes. Then I became a Team Leader and realized they're assholes because joe's are stupid. I got my stripes and got out because of the stupid policies the top makes. There is a lot of routine stupidity though. I hated the pointless busy work I had to supervise too. NCO's hate the same shit, we just get it done because we have to. You can't beat the system.

  • Nailed it

    

  • Nailed it

    

  • Sounds just like my husband.

    love it.

  • i HOPE im prepared for THIS BULL SHIT. everyone that talks to me said the best advice. "be ready for the bull shit" i laughed my ass off watching this but seeing that it's partially true. omg..

  • I guess it depends on the unit you're in. When I was in 1st Cav, it was JUST like this. Stupid shit all day every day.

  • this video is so epicly true.

  • This video is fucking retarded, every single "stupid" thing you do in BMQ/infantry school is done for a reason, it's to teach discipline and order. Whoever made this is a pussy BMQ drop out

  • i never felt this way as a PTE, this is gay

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  • it's funny cause it's true

  • Any NCO whining about this is a fucking tool. You didn't come in an NCO and if you didn't feel the same way while you were a private then you had just as little common sense back then as you do now.

  • Oh and I'm an E-5 too but I'm ETS's because I can't stand to be a part of this nonsense anymore. There's no excuse for treating people like dirt just because of their rank. It's fucking stupid. You're there to teach, to help others progress, and to serve with honor - not to fuck with people just to make yourself mo

  • No, I think this was made by someone who was in the infantry and had some common sense. There's no denying the majority of what we do is MONSTEROUSLY stupid. No denying there are alot of bad leaders in the army. That alot of leaders are high school dropouts. That alot of nco's have no leadership qualifications other than having stayed in for a certain period of time.

  • RESPECT THE SHAM SHIELD!!!

  • EXCELLENT THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBET ARMY LIFE ,THIS WAS FUCKING WELL DONE

  • I was an E-5, actually. I'm just an old 11B from the 502nd. Who said anything about having more sense? Dumb shit DOES get played out up and down the CoC but that was not what I was commenting on. Here, I see this as blatant disrespect and insubordination to an NCO (Article 91). A "Roger, sarn't" and moving the fuck out woulda sufficed. Instead of taking the time to bitch and whine, the private could have had that NCO out of his hair and been done with whatever task was given.

  • @dakoteyah26 apparently you are/were the kind of NCO this is dedicated to.

  • @dakoteyah26 I think these videos are a way of expressing the bullshit in the army without having to be insubordinate to a real NCO. In reality this guy probably just says "Roger, sarn't" and just thinks this shit, like the rest of us.

  • omg this is the best video ever and speaks 100% truth....that little bear says everything E-4 and below wish they could say

  • Bet you this was made by a shitbag that got chaptered out. Clearly this PVT didn't know how to play the damn game.

  • @dakoteyah26

    and who the FUCK are you? i know plenty of slick sleeve privates with more sense than a gang of "NCOs." are you an NCO? probably not. we like to call people like you "e-5's" or "sergeants," because you have the grade, but you're a piece of shit leader.

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  • CLASSIC BUT WHY THE BEARS???? its funny as hell but i just don't get that part

  • @TJWIKI22 think "geico  commercial"

  • Civilian life is epic. So glad I don't have to put up with this shit anymore.

  • So true. The best part of becoming an officer was that I no longer had to listen to NCOs.

  • Freaken hilarious, it is so true.

  • This video implies that Joe has the mental capacity to come up with shit like that.

  • I feel this way about some of my NCOs. I seriously want to ask them who pissed in their cheerios most days. But some NCOs walk through fire for their soldiers, and I've been lucky enough to be directly under them for most of my time in service.

    The detail shit never ends though. I'm in the biggest platoon in the biggest company in my battalion, and so if there's no aircraft work to do we get stuck on motorpool or police call or something equally fun...

  • Every Fucking Day of my life for the past 3 and a half years word for word

  • LMAO

  • This video is so epic and true. I almost died watching it!!

  • It's funny because it's true.

  • omg i love this

  • sad but true lol

  • Get some!!!!

  • Scary accurate.

  • It's no wonder so many people kill themselves in the army

  • @kollintrevallion go fuck yourself pussy, what do u know

  • @gicurt81 pretty sure I'm just making a light-hearted comment, some of us need to calm down

  • Alot of the old dog NCOs confuse respect with mindless obedience and submission. Whats bad is the infection sometimes spreads to the junior enlisted that stay in and get promoted.

  • @sungguk2460 Exactly. The people who see the fucked up shit going and could actually one day change the Army get out. Instead, the mindless dumbasses who can't think for more than two minutes stay in and continue down the road to mindless oblivion. Most NCO's I know are fucking worthless, especially my 1SG.

  • HOLY FUCK.. this is fucking hilarious! I just got out after 5 years in the Infantry... and I swear to god this shit happens!

  • sounds like a bitch ass private made this video

  • I'm glad I don't have to deal with this shit in the guard.

  • 2/325 is just like this. GG CSM FORRO.

  • This is great shit... HAHAHAHAHA! Somebody has spent too much time in Benning for sure....lol

  • This was pretty humorous, but my only beef with this video was the respect comments. You have it backwards. You don't have to respect a person at all, but you should respect their time in service and rank that comes along with it. They have however, put up with more bullsh!t than you have, guaranteed!

  • He says everything that i wish i could say lol

  • I am a soldier at bragg and this is EXTREMLY acurate its scary.

  • ha i live here in bragg with my step dad an im friends with some of the other soldiers. the shit about the NCO having no friends in highschool so hes makin thier lives miserable sounds just like this one lil bitch nco my friend has to deal with

  • this is actually what the military has become as a whole

  • I was listening to the description of the barracks rooms and I was like "Wow, that sounds like Fort Polk!". Then he mentioned the Yarborough Mile, and I was like, oh shit. Totally accurate!

  • @kenjirapzilla LoL I am at fort polk (Currently Afghanistan) and it is pretty awful.

  • @marcuskirby13 Yeah I was supposed to go with you guys, but I'm getting out in a few months.

  • @kenjirapzilla what battalion?

  • @marcuskirby13 2-30.

  • ah this pretty much life in the 82nd... lol it really is!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHH 3RD ACR REAR D. THIS IS THE SHIT THAT GOES ON DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY... LOLOLOLOL

  • Haha- hilarious. This is typical army life for real, but definitely biased. Probably wouldn't have to do two police calls if you put your cig butts where they're supposed to go. Pushups are good training for being a retard. Inspectable items equal being in uniform. I have no life outside of work because baby joeseph wants to get high or get a DUI and I have to stand there and answer for why you can't be a grown man and be responsible. Typical private excuses- it's only raining on you JOE.

  • @Billdozer77 your an idiot

  • I Think whoever made this is here at my base,For a minute there I thought i accidentally typed in shit i deal with every week.

  • And this is why i joined the Coast Guard.

  • dude i love this....its so true

  • Former joe now an Army Officer...and this shit is hilarious!!!

  • This was so accurate I thought someone from my old platoon must have made it. Probably not though.

  • @corbob10 No dude, all units are exactly like this.

  • Hilariously  accurate.

  • i wonder which one of us is an nco

  • This video relates completely with a 19D's daily life in garrison.

  • @Razorbob I think it relates to the whole fucking army.

  • if a joe was missing somethingthey got their ass chewed out but if a fucking nco was missing something what happened to them nothing its all bullshit you give an nco some power and they think they are untouchable and they always say do as i say not as i do

  • Repave the one ways!!!! I mean shit!!

  • This is pretty damn authentic.

  • Privates loose shit all the time, and don't know how to clean their rooms without their damn mothers to do it for them.

  • @timh1319 yea theirs some real shit bags in the army

  • @timh1319 yea theirs some real shit bags in the army, not all of us just a significant bunch of shit bags to make a leader go crazy.

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