Selling Raw Almonds = 20 years in prison

[Modacolorist]

So would that make her a nuthead? lol hahahah

[Mongodelight]

hail hitler, hail brainwash

[illuminationhighrock]

If she's gonna bake the almonds in the cake why the hell does she want raw almonds?!

[WIGNSWORD]

Raw Almonds were banned because the commercial almonds were stored adjacent to salmonella affected sources (like meat). If the legal distinction is made and codified in law between raw ORGANIC almonds and the passe raw COMMERCIAL almonds then *abracadabra* we will have real raw almonds once again!!!

[WIGNSWORD]

Could someone please get practical and politcally active and expose the raw organic almond ban for what it is: SCAM. Of couse most Americans don't care because they can't even taste the difference and they wan't more chicken fried steak and pork ribs...Ignorence is best service to the Powers That Be!!!

[jenp27]

hmm raw almonds the new crack? yay!

[ukent07]

LOL... weird but funny!

[eastender92]

google 'nutricide' for some extra funny stuff.

[DARTAGNANS170]

hahah, yha, i was pretty pissed today, i went to buy some raw almonds and the bag said "RAW ALMONDS" and put them infront of my kirlian camera and they were dead and had no light, they lied to me...

[johndela1]

That is not because they are dead buy because they are dry. When they lose moisture they becomes less electrically conductive, causing a gradual weakening of the electric field at the drier edges.

Try sprouting them. If they sprout they are alive.

[bicycledays]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Thank you. Funny.

[thrivesurvive]

this was really funny. it's funny because it's sad and true.

[UniversalBrother108]

the fda might as well stand for fucking dipshit association

[onblock7]

AHHAAHHAAHH true stuff there.

[bullw]

wtf? LOL

[mikedrazen]

bahahahahhaah i luv the finish

this is my almond tree? hahahhahahaa