Frankie Boyle - The Queen's Christmas Message - Funny

[finnersz]

he got fired from mtw afte this legendary joke.

[lfcliam93]

best joke ever

[Walkerman404]

the crowd make this even better

[7heAre7s]

This country doesn't have balls anymore. Just wimps and cries at a few jokes crying "offensive". Balls to political correctness and what not.

[shujat999999]

Dear Albimar 17

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!1

[Oscy]

How is that offensive. :s

Saying the Queen supports Nazi Germany - not offensive.

Making the joke about the Queen, who is very old, being very old - OFFENSIVE OMG NEWS ARTICLES.

Bunch of idiot sheep in this world. The Queen isn't God either, btw.

[Albimar17]

Dear Frankie,

On August 16th, 2012 you will lose your comedic edge and your focus on anger will completely disappear. So please have fun and enjoy yourself while you still can.

Greetings,

Albimar17

[unstable360]

@HLecterPHD He's not heartless he's a shock comedian, What he says & how he acts on stage is nothing like Frankie off stage , take Roy " Chubby " Brown for example, on stage you won't find an act as rude, crude, disgusting & foul mouthed but off stage he hates bad language & he's a total family man. Basically it's just an act, a very funny act lol

[unstable360]

I can't stop watching this !!!!! Lol

[barnsleybornnbred]

if you get offended easily you really shouldn't be watching frankie boyle

[Roseability90]

I'm by no means an expert on the supernatural, but my understanding of hauntings is that the age of the structure is immaterial and that they're most likely to occur at the scene of a terrible tragedy...

[DuTriDu]

@Roseability90 ...somewhere like the X-factor studios.

[ips101]

keep coming back to this joke for a laugh

[Tedaus5]

He's a young man...

[HLecterPHD]

Guilty pleasure - he's an heartless bastard but hilarious.

[jackthelad031295]

and thats what got him thrown off of mock the week....

[PurityGaming]

@jackthelad031295 he left he was thrown off the show

[AidanLunn]

@PurityGaming He wasn't chucked off, he wanted to go and do other stuff for a bit. Basically he got bored of being on MTW. The result of his leaving MTW was Tramadol Nights for C4

[PurityGaming]

@AidanLunn I know i ment to say he was not thrown off the show but forgot to say it

[OliTayler]

@jackthelad031295 he wasnt thrown off mock the week he decided to leave

[Dim4323]

If the queen saw that she would declared war on Scotland

[danielcaulfield1]

fucking hilarious 

[krone900]

LEGEND!

[alderk89]

What a legend

[haz464]

LOL

[chestersdad07]

Come on, even the Queen would have to be laughing at this.

[gavin3191]

if he felt restricted imagine what he would of said :o

[WTF2808]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[konvict63]

Imagine what a hauted pussy actually looks like

[BatHunterofDevon]

When I first saw this, I didn't think the queen would mind!

[marcohorowitz8]

Only Frankie can have other professional comedians bending over and wetting themselves with laughter! he's unique!!

[cymrutroll]

EMILY MAITLIS SAID HER PUSSY IS HAUNTED. ILL CHECK IT.

[PHATSTR]

Frankie Boyle you sure do put me in a good mood

[leedsm18]

I love how fb can make the others totaly lose their cool laughing

[gazza4543]

i put this as my bio on xbox and it got me banned 4 a day and i got a msg off microsoft saying id got it off mock of the week and they and all the people in there office were laughing so much

[julielaidlee]

14 PEOPLES PUSSY'S ARE HAUNTED!!!

[MsSummerFruits]

hahaha! Frankie Boyle is an actual legend. Say no more.

[MuffinBracelet]

is this why frankie got kicked off mock the week?

[jackotheripper]

@MuffinBracelet he left ages after this was aired because he felt restricted

[YoBludclart]

hahahahaha

fuck the queen hope she saw this!

[johnmoring]

@YoBludclart

Fuck you, you piece of shit, England till I die!

[UFCandWWEAddict]

Dara's reaction afterwards pretty much says 'Oh god that was fcuking hilarious, then it turns to, oh s**t we are so screwed after this'

[minxmoo2611]

Lol so funny!

[YoBludclart]

LOL

[smilingstar1007]

I loved how after this was broadcast, it was featured on the news. The female newsreader was taking it deadly serious about how bad it was but the guy was trying so hard not to laugh he looked like he may burst :D

[AngusInDaHouse1979]

god when i saw this i laughed for like half an hour!

[VincentDPK]

What series and episode is this from?

[jolemez]

This won't play for me?

[derrenlegendbrown]

@jolemez Me too! Wtf?

[NewSuperAvenger]

The only joke that made the whole Britain laugh out lod.

[boldertits]

I bet even the queen laughed.

[paulcollumbine]

he made the ressesion alot better

[sslohier]

i saw a rerun of this on tv, and i actually managed to fall off the couch somehow, even though i was sitting securely in my seat!

[Xhalphon]

Fucking hilarious!

[AidanLunn]

I still remember the moment I saw this on TV as if it was an important news even like when you remember the World Trade Centre attacks :D

[shesbaldbutiwould]

lol,it's always hugh who has to follow frankie

[lankinator24]

i may support the Royals, but that is funny.

[KDLFC100]

@lankinator24 you support the royals? i didnt even no they had a football team

[watadam20]

@KDLFC100 - They do, Reading ;). Sorry, couldn't resist.

[KDLFC100]

@watadam20 haha i forgot about them

[frankielegendboyle]

uuuuhh i just cringed at the thought of a ghost flying out of the queens pussy, urrrrhhh Still a Legend tho

[TheAfyk]

FRANKIE BOYLE IS SOOO FUKIN FUNNY

I NEARLY PISSED MY PANTS

[MessyDikki]

I saw it the first time it was broadcasted, It was soo fucking funny!

[skeletorphd]

@MessyDikki Same here! I was in tears!

Shame about the program now.

[jamesgd7]

Hahahahahaha I'm british and i dont care neither does anyone i know lol

[Ferdish3]

Does anybody have whole part of this "Scenes we'd like to see" round?

[MegaMrDamo]

mwahahahahahahah

[gordythelad]

lol frankies the man.

[HARDCOREADDICT100]

franky boyle is the funnest man to walk this earth

[cyanman123]

I nearly died

[omegglet]

im so turned on by the queen ... i dnt blame frankie for making a reference to her vagina

[bangaw79]

this catch phrase was very controversial. people these days are oversensitive. It's an adult comedy show, what did they expect? Shows like this are always gonna offend someone, somehow. It's not for the faint of heart. It truly saddens me to know that frankie's leaving comedy. But hey, who are we kidding? He's leaving before things get really worse. Frankie, you're still the best. We will miss your dark humour.

[jameckiff]

im not bein funny but y the fuck do people find this offensive!!!!!! its funny as! if u cant even crack a smile, ur either as old as the queen n have a haunted clunge! or ur personality is sooo dry i wudnt wana talk to u neway!!

[ubersaldat]

I think this was where he started to think about leaving MTW. He got into a lot of trouble for that joke. He's a very extreme comedian (obviously) and think he got pissed off with a lot of his jokes being censored.

[totalblondgoth]

Is that why he left MTW?

[benjaminjb]

kills me everytime I hear it!

[mikeyshimz]

The guy doesn't give a fuck lmao!!

[xAnimuzZ]

CANNNT

STOPPP

LAUGHING

[gjhsdjhd]

fucking legend :D

[karloluffy]

Still gets me everytime LMFAOOOOOOO

[JOD671]

frankie boyle is a legend

[marcohorowitz8]

only Frankie can make other 'professional' comedians bend over in histerical laughter like this. Legend!!

[mrboyface]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER!

[IFknHateUTube]

Typical britfags, they get all upset whenever government controlled entities tell them to. How horrifyingly subservient you all have become. I think you were all better off under feudalism.

[Alex7457]

@IFknHateUTube, your american? if you are your a fag and your comedy sucks shit.

[tago61]

@Alex7457 no dane cooks all right

[gruntguy007]

@IFknHateUTube WTF you on about, I, as well as many many other brits found this hilarious and didn't get angry

[chelseaboy82]

@IFknHateUTube going through the thesaurus and changing your words doesnt make you look more intelligent. And what do you mean better off under feudalism? That doesnt make any sense. Me telling you that America was better off when it was run by American indians does though,

Brits gave you civilisation and language, try not to bastardise it.

[tago61]

@IFknHateUTube no im a brit i found this to be the best joke ever why should we care about the queen i mean she does not even work

[StarletDancer01]

Oh frankie what a legend just watched this on tv and I laughed so much

[ska2808]

I don't get the Rebecca Adlington thing - why was that so controversial? All he said was that she looked like someone looking at their reflection in a spoon - why's that so controversial? This is the same guy who has likened Gordon Brown to a sad face drawn on a scrotum, and Susan Boyle to Gordon Brown dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire! So why is it suddenly such a big deal?!

[RadioFAF]

Does anybody know in which episode was it said?

[Kerriangel]

Frankie Boyle, i stand and salute you!

[pinkpowerranger21]

LMAO I laughed so hard at this XD Frankie is brilliant!

[chrissyhuge]

No offence, but did anyone stop and think the queen would have pissed herself laughing at this joke. Pure class!!!

[MelonHeadFilmz]

was this the joke that got him in all that trouble that made him leave?

[59211bart]

@MelonHeadFilmz yes it was

[iMattyHough]

@MelonHeadFilmz - This one about the Queen and another about Rebecca Adilington, He said she looks like a persons reflection in the back of a spoon XD

[XxsiananxX]

WHAT A LEGEND WOOOO FRANKIE GUD ONE LOL

[dalektaliban]

fuck the queen, shes an outdated relic of our countries society that serves no purpose

[MrRossdawson182]

It says what the queen DIDN'T say in her Christmas message so laura243849 thats how he got away with it

[laura243849]

Deserves to be shotttttttttttttt. Don't know how he got away with that tbh.

[Daft7Punk]

@laura243849

cuz it was funny as fuck

[fsROCKNROLL]

@laura243849 shut the fuck up

[WilVincent88]

Just Pure Funny.............

[YorkieLad16]

OMG! hes a genius!

[kushagra2009]

That was funny as a fuck!!!

[tristessa56079]

When I first saw this on T.V I think I laughed for about 5 minutes straight.

[sueaffie]

Muskadash and homaiya, I bet you don't get the joke, it's not childish and it makes a lot of sense.

[anthmc]

When the other comedians on the show are in bits you know its a classic from a man at the top of his game.

[choicesman2000]

lmao

[frede12345isation]

thats brilliant bloody funnny

[CottonCandyism]

I had to watch this three times in a row...I should make this my text alert tone.

[divcrfc]

muskadash and homiya get a life u stuck up cunts !!!!!

[Muskadash]

Not funny. I'm not offended or a royalist or anything. It's just not funny.

[homaiya]

totally agree. it is such childish humour.

[MarkN233]

that comment got so many complaints but it's so funny, the queen is up her own arse on the speeches anyway haha

[maksik1337]

frankie boyle is soo funny lol

[Carmencuchita]

ahahahahahaaha my tummy hurts!!!

[niall249]

haha i cant believe the bbc went crazy about that

its funny

its humour

and its a good kind of offensive

haha i can just imagine the queens face at that

:L:L

[NuWave12]

I think the queen would probably laugh.:L

[jamends1220]

@agnosticcc That's like asking "why is your face so funny?" It just is!

[Lightshock16]

Man I feel so sorry for Hugh Having to try and make something up to compete with THAT Quality Material! you can just see in the way he smiles, he's thinking "Dear god what do I do now?" XD

[ly12ical]

L M F A O !!!!

what a legend, i cant believe he got sacked. Rebecca Adlington eat poo

[daviesisRight]

he wasn't sacked he just left

[mcewan1916]

fuckin brilliant frankie bhoy!

[lotzsplotz]

ahahahahahhahahaah legend cant believe he has left mock the week :(

and i love russells's reaction

[Smiffyalltheway]

What a genius, the funniest and most offensive comedian.

[x0Mactavish0x]

I think what makes the joke even funnier is the fact that he not only keeps the audience in stitches, he manages to floor Dara and Russell. Genius!

[derprinzgustavo]

this is soooo disrespectful.

[ohronaldo34]

get a sense of humour prince charles

[lt1eg6]

What's your point? If you're asking whether people give s shit, the answer is no!

Brilliant comedy!

[CelticBhoy345353]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha fuckin brilliant!

[NathC93]

Hahahahahahahaha!!

What a legend!!!

[KiaraAlyssaxxxx]

does anyone know where i can find that whole segment?? I can only find his joke. Thanks x

[SpikeL4]

i fukin h8 the queen n i'm english shes a slag

[insideoutbarbie]

love how russel reacts

[pyrrhonian2]

frankie boyle is legend if he leaves i aint gonna watch it

[AncientJoystick]

That only caused anger in Britain 6 months after it was broadcast when it was repeated. The papers were looking for anything after the Russel Brand/Jonathan Ross episode. It was funny seeing that newsreader on Newsnight repeat it though.

[torrie123x]

@AncientJoystick I agree...what a load of bullshit, and watching the newsreader repeat it made my day though :)

[JediSlayer22]

@AncientJoystick 21 months actually.

[AncientJoystick]

@JediSlayer22 6 months / 21 months what's the difference :P

Still, my point is nobody gave a fuck untill the papers told them to. Like all things "Britain" gets upset about it's always because the "news"papers told them they should be upset.

[wolf99000]

@AncientJoystick the new rules that the bbc have now is killing comedy like mock the week it was part of the reason frankie left

[AidanLunn]

@AncientJoystick It wasn't 6 months, it was about *2 years*.

Which shows how pathetic the press are at reporting stories.

[mrman890]

cant believe hes stopped mock the week

[jacquesregan]

he didn't stop

[comedybuff4000]

Yes, he's quit Mock the Week

[eggman091]

no actually he got sacked

[mrbillymorris12]

lmfao

i absolutely love that joke

dont know what the fuss was about it though

it was only a joke

why are people so touchy about the queen?

[blondechickxxxx]

LOL :D

cant belive there was so much fuss over that

[rockie0708]

omg the best comedian by far at the moment

[DisturbedHavok]

No matter how many times I watch it, I laugh so damn hard. The first time, I couldn't breathe hardly for about 5 minutes at least and was in tears. The casualness with which Boyle delivers some of his stuff is what makes it that much better.

This could definitely be one of the greatest lines for a joke ever.

[una2020]

erm not really, its not THAT funny

[englishgirl7]

Fuckin Hilarious! lol

[HSTHoward]

that caused so much anger in britain! i thinks its lol

[torrie123x]

@HSTHoward

[Babypuncher90210]

haha fuckin funny

[GRANTISNO1VIDEO]

no i know wherwe casper comes from

[sbudd2]

i watched the full version yesterday on youtube but i can't find it now where is it?

[uraasshole1]

fuking funny as hell

[killlllerboy]

no limits lol

[FactualTruthProvider]

This is one of the funniest lines ever spoken by man.

[Elzibubb]

How can people find this offensive! Its HILARIOUS.

[xxoxxemmaxoxx]

thats f***in hilarious!

[shotbyagun]

I'd say her cunt has cobwebs

[ryanmcgovern1993]

ano haha its probly ma favourite one of his

[edwafc]

Everyone its a joke!

[MrBubbles2K9]

lmao russell howard just MAKES it

[gangstamillion]

i think the queen's awesome but God forgive me that was hilarious.

[paulfxbox360]

For Taking All Our Money?

[gangstamillion]

that was the MPs the Queen has nothing to do with that but i do think she should dissolve parliament and show the world why our Monarchy still exsists.

[PuffMac]

The fool does take our money. We pay her to do fuck all.

[gangstamillion]

research the way the system works and you'll see otherwise my friend. I would like to see a president attempt her job i.e being head of state of 16 countries i think it is for example

[PuffMac]

She does fuck all for those countries. She isn't involved in governing of a country anymore. She's there for show.

[gangstamillion]

she represents the country for important duties both domestic and abroad while the government can do their job and like it or not she is head of the armed forces, courts and parliament and ultimately every UK citizen's boss.