Re: Birthday Greetings from Joe Cocker

[PeachMcD]

bwahahhaahahaaa!!! this guy is a parody of himself! Doogie Howser, famous homosexual?? Joe Cocker, smoker of MARIJUANA??? Stop, yr KILLIN' me!

[MrJoounit89]

Shallow and pedantic...

[momcat1953]

sad...you weren't around to really appreciate joe cocker, one of the best blues singers and a great rocker.

[awkwardcomfort]

Hahaha NPH "is now a homosexual" hahaha and can still act and sing his ass off, it's... It's almost like... Being gay doesn't matter... Amazing haha

[jamonkey42]

You're a tool.

[dbryant990]

marijuana?? let's not forget about all the acid, mushrooms, and mescaline going around at woodstock. perhaps some of the above would arouse your sense of humor and make you realize it was FUNNY!!!

[MissPandora1967]

@dbryant990  lol.:) v good !

[PeterCRissKISSgod]

it'd probally do you some good to smoke a few joints.

[boggywoggy1]

Joe CROCKER. Not Cocker. I want to punch you.

[tidalwave1978]

I'm going to split this comment into two parts, so its maker can choose which one to read:

1) You are an amateur comedian, and have created an online persona who is a humourless, braindead pedant, taking spoof videos seriously. Your performance is flawless, and brilliantly observed. Well done.

2) You are a humourless braindead pedant, and you are taking a spoof video seriously. Get a f**king life.

[michelleluvsjamie]

this guy makes me soooo fucking pissed !

[MeangitarMingoMango]

People if you think this guy is serious, you need tweaking. Or lower the dose of whatever it is you are on!!

The Woodstock video is hilarious.

[MeangitarMingoMango]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha!!!!!

Ya think?

[carlfia]

get a life. you NEED to smoke a frw joints

[luvsdobes]

Get a life you loser. This was meant as a JOKE and not a serious attempt at describing what the lyrics actually were. If you are not familiar with the word JOKE then look it up in the dictionary - you know what that is don't you? F***in loser.

Find something else to do. You were not old enough to be there, I WAS.

[willyruffhands]

hahahahahahaha loser!!!!!

[micmore007a]

It was said before but ... WOW. I wonder what ever hat pit to reign man

[notcodyshafer]

wow

[nibs208]

Wow dude you are a fucking tool. its a joke. everyone should smoke weed

[giovanni1093]

Get A Life U Freak

[barryw74]

Get a life you idiot! "The reason I'm familiar ith this song..."...What, are you KIDDING ME??? You truly need SOMETHING to do, so apparently this is how you spend your free time.

As for the video satire, it was a classic. It truly was a shame that it had to be stripped of the music, but at least the video itself is back up for those of us who actually ENJOYED it - you retard!

[TCXHC]

why does everyone get so pissed at this guy? that's what hes trying to do. And its funny. Hippies suck.

[skellingtongirl14]

OMG, you are so pathetic. BTW, maybe you should open your eyes a bit. You seem quite high yourself.

[pyratpryncess]

climb out from under your rock

[Hrus99]

Joe Cocker's Woodstock performance was legendary, and utterly brilliant. Being made the subject of satire in no way diminishes the performance, but simply gave millions of fans tears of laughter. How sad it all has to end because of a few poor humorless souls.

The Birthday Greetings video was brilliant, and will be missed! Youtube really got it wrong this time.

[wendyluvselliott]

Looks like the Joe Cocker / Birthday vid has been taken down or, at least, censored.

MANY of us who LOVED the creativity behind that vid are true Cocker / Beatles or even 'Wonder Years' fans.

We GET the humor and at the same time realize that Cocker's Woodstock performance is among the most remarkable performances at Woodstock.

I can't imagine ANYONE not 'getting' the brilliant and well-thought-out humor of the Birthday vid.

HOW utterly ridiculous.

[jode72]

Two things, Mister Genius:

1. It was a joke. Lighten up.

2. Joe Cocker doesn't sing, move, and perform like that because he's on drugs. It's because he has cerebral palsy.

Either this video is a very dry attempt at humor, which makes it marginally funny at best, or you are a titanic dumbass who believes everything you just said. If so, then it is you, sir, who owes Joe Cocker an apology. Give yourself no stars.

[OneDay2Live]

Funny stuff...look how many people thought you were for real...good job man!

[spirit1308]

That is just Joe Cocker's style....always has been...nothing new.....he always looks like he is spazzing out when he sings...he just gets into his songs with all of his body....and at woodstock everyone practically was drinking or smoking anyway...thats what they did back then at Woodstock....people did pretty much what they wanted and when they wanted and had a ball....

[phantasybm]

You said Gobbly gook. Wtf is Gobbly gook?

[drdotislovinlife]

No shit sherlock! Lighten up, it's a JOKE

[Faggotbitchfuck]

As was this video

lololololololol

[drbotanus]

Its a friggin joke you idiot!! They know those arent the real lyrics.

ITS A JOKE.

And he wasnt high or drunk. Ive seen him perform the song completely sober and lucid and he sounded the same. Its just his style.

[ruthelator]

This poor soul has no sense of humor. So sad.

[JMVampire]

are you retarded, hes obviously drunk, not high, and i think we kno who the beatles are.

[agentadvocate]

LMAO. This made me laugh pretty hard. The Dougie Howser thing obviously revealed it. Dead pan perfection. No one's that serious XD

[sheenaclairejos]

marijuana doesn't do that to people

[shoobedoorocketship]

this guy CANT be serious, he looks like he swallowed some downers or something, his eyes are dead even though its true he is looking down.

[nickmorgan19457]

What you have just said is the most insanely idiot thing I've ever heard in my life. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response did you ever come close to what could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having listened to it. I give you a rating of one star, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[lisalisamattmatt]

omg, thanks! I thought the lyrics were just totally f-ed up. Like "I got a letter for my Fred?" I had no idea drugs were around back then! You should totally do a VLOG about all the stuff u know!

[walaszek110]

lol ur a nerd

[eatthefriggenpie]

Get a life plzzz?? kkthanxbai!

[jca488]

what a waste of my time. Ofcourse the wordds were not correct.

[wardlemike]

"... and that's why I'm giving them a rating of one-"

That line made my day.

[VitaminTStudios]

so wait....you actually wasted time to record yourself saying you know the lyrics to a song....man, people have fun goofing off with videos all the time, so why ruin the mood and get serious? We're on the fucking internet, no one is serious. This video was dumb as shit and pointless man.

[wardlemike]

This video is far from serious. Look closely... and then look closlier.

[itstolaugh]

If I was your mother, I'd apologize to you for drinking so much while I was pregnant with you.

[wesmatron]

1) His manager had spiked him (something he did on several occasions)

2) You need to relax your sphincter

[garkingdc]

WOW...Joe Cocker and all The Beatles think you are a fuckin' moron and they want me to tell you to stop mentioning them on the internet.

[zeroskater992]

Shut up you tool noone cares about what you have to say.

[jasper46211]

trufax

[DjXjay]

shut the fuck up you captian obvious motherfucker!

make a video response to this, cocksucker.

go get laid, stop playin world of warcraft, fuckin geek.

haha, yea.

[kaizer5000]

GG n00b

[eight6sevenfive3oh9]

Epic fail at dry wit.

[toddunt]

i'm glad i gave you - a really cool 20 something - an excuse to use the juvenile term 'epic fail'

[danterfan]

wow, you are retarded

joe cocker wasnt high on weed man, he was tripping balls on acid, and even though it was a beatles cover, he still changed up the lyrics a bit and "The Grease Band" changed up the tune a bit, i love joe cocker as well, but jeezus dude, its a joke...

[thealankaye]

DUDE YOU R A DOLT!

[trytomakeitreal]

Yes. It's a joke. It's just not funny.

[ganjaking187]

wow you are a fucking nerd. i think you should smoke a joint so you can lighten the fuck up and laugh at something that is obvoiusly funny.

[bartlebybartleby]

i watched this video on an iphone

[orolo]

They know that those aren't the real lyrics. It's supposed to be a joke.

[colonelmatterson]

I don't remember that it was called Wonder Years. I think it was actually called Wonder Bread.

[trytomakeitreal]

Kind of amusing, but not really funny. Too obvious.

Strength: "he was high on marijuana." (ha ha i'd like to see the weed that could produce that performance. More like purple microdot.

Weakness: Too obvious.

I appreciate the effort, but if you're going to bounce of material that is this good, you have to do much, much better.

[Rgondella]

Dude. You need to get a life. Supreme Court justices have admitted to smoking pot. George W. Bush had a taste for cocaine.

You may not have noticed, but sometimes YouTube posts videos that are meant to be comedy. I supposed your response is comedy, too -- irony for the 21st century.

Now, John Belushi may need to apologize to lyrical transcriptionists. Still, being of a certain age, I laughed til I soiled my Depends!

rg

[lokima]

are you serious?

you must be joking buddeh.

[birkettjunk]

is this a joke?

[aimeerenee2]

MAN yOU DIDN'T BLINK THE WHOLE TIME.yOU COULD WIN AT A STARE DOWN. IM NOT EVEN JOKING,BUT IM AM SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID TO YOU ABOUT THE GHOST COMMENT I WAS RUDE,AND IM SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A BITCH. I REALLY LIKE WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS,.

[dapickla]

OMG! GOBBLY GOOK lol yeah its woodstock of course he was high lol

[scarshapedstar]

Whoa, man, I never would have guessed that he was high or that those aren't the real lyrics. I feel so deceived. Raped, even. Death to whoever made this filth, in the name of Allah!

[bartlebybartleby]

marijuana is a scourge on the modern live lyrical transcriptionist. who dares speak for them?