hey mister magician, welcome to the real world, where the only thing women want is a chocolat dick that ejaculates money, and get that nailpolish removed, be a man ffs...
If you really want to impress us ladies, try getting a decent bloody hair cut!! And no, tricks and chat up lines and pu artists do NOT impress us!!!!!
Just makes you look like a clown really. Yeah, it's entertaining, but doing that stuff isn't going to make the girl attracted to you.
I went to Cancun for spring break and this dork was doing magic trick games. He got some laughs but he didn't get any girls. The girls were all with us alpha males at night!
Be up front with the girls and come at them like MEN, not magicians.
OMG You think you can pull a lame ass trick on a woman to pick her up and give you a piece of ass. You're crazy. I knew right off that you are a faggot by your voice, wanting sumpin in yo mouth, flashing a little cash. If you wanna pick up a man, git off yo ass, paint the rest of yo nails. Put on a wig and lotza makeup cause ura very ugly bitch.
I didn't think it was that bad. Especially if you were going to do this trick at a party where people are a little tipsy. I thought It was a pretty good illusion, keep it up!
I feel sorry for this guy. Not in a mean way..just, I don't know...all you have to do is talk to women and be confident. No need for silly tricks like this.
failed. magic tricks/or any tricks of any kind does not impress any girls, it actually makes them get away from your awkwardness and weirdness (in a 100% bad way)
Get on with current times, but this may impress hookers/or whores but they just want your money :)
ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
I will explain u, he paused video when he took 1000, and then he took 500 and he started recording again, I did similar thing 3 years ago, but I was 14 then :)
It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.
Here's what you need to do:
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.
If you are doing that trick for women, asking "how much do you wan't", it will be some very expensive pick-ups in the long run. Consider a prostitute instead.
@DeejaySandKilla Well mate, this is stupid trick but I will explain it to you because he didn`t..He has 500 bended on the other side and when he bend this one he open one of 500.. just turn on the other side so u can`t see 100 which is now bended...
Trick-paper. It has like 3 layers to it and it flips inside-out of itself. Kinda like a reversible jacket.
xSinisterSixx 1 day ago
so he blows to get chicks........
nick193595gman 2 days ago
I don't get the hair, the braclets, and the painted fingernails?
tannerh1000 2 days ago
why does he have 2 of his fingernails painted? 0_o
TheChas820 4 days ago
all I can see happening is the girls walking away with his money and a him ending up 400 bucks short
10618597 4 days ago
real or fake?
Alldayplaya58 4 days ago
i thought that was anthony from smosh
FaTaLOvErKiLLz 5 days ago 3
Why would you make less money? Dickhead.
sregi22 5 days ago
He has nail polish of different colours on his hand hes wierd
krishnairiventi 1 week ago
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arccotangent 1 week ago
@arccotangent u mad?
Shogunv2 6 days ago
Impressing a woman takes no trick. All you have to do is give them that money you had asked for in the beginning.
somebody8481 1 week ago
Very well performed!
MagicTricksVideos1 1 week ago
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lovemenow58 1 week ago
I can tell I wouldn't like you. Nothing to do with how shitty you look but more to do with that fucking ugly smirk.
HBOMB99 1 week ago
why does he only have 2 fingernails painted black?!?!?!? wtf
adudenamedkitty 2 weeks ago
@adudenamedkitty peacocking attempt probably
Skatolotodo 1 week ago
hey mister magician, welcome to the real world, where the only thing women want is a chocolat dick that ejaculates money, and get that nailpolish removed, be a man ffs...
whiteraider 2 weeks ago
HOW THE HELL.
11warhammerman 2 weeks ago
Wasn't this guy on Disney?
Soljaz0111 2 weeks ago
youre hot!
xgirlyjockx94x 2 weeks ago
You know what's powerful? Nailpolish removal.
ForForm 2 weeks ago 3
actually he have 2 what they call money
FuadRox 2 weeks ago
If you really want to impress us ladies, try getting a decent bloody hair cut!! And no, tricks and chat up lines and pu artists do NOT impress us!!!!!
MsBPunk 2 weeks ago
@MsBPunk I'm sure you're buttfuck ugly, quiet.
FTTByron 2 weeks ago
@FTTByron UMAD?
mitcheeel 2 weeks ago
@FTTByron Wow, you sure won me over big boy:-)
MsBPunk 2 weeks ago
hes a faggot how can he learn us?
alabala327 2 weeks ago 2
buy a new micrphone.
SushiATZE 2 weeks ago 2
THUMB TIP!!!
ehrinn2009 2 weeks ago
FAG
jmillsf18 2 weeks ago
No one never tells me how to do that :(
IMeaaz 3 weeks ago
just dont paint ur nails...
Ludichetnik 3 weeks ago
I tried this trick in a bar. I didnt get laid but I made $100. Silver lining.
richieblackhearted 3 weeks ago
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I'm not into magic tricks to get attention.
Just makes you look like a clown really. Yeah, it's entertaining, but doing that stuff isn't going to make the girl attracted to you.
I went to Cancun for spring break and this dork was doing magic trick games. He got some laughs but he didn't get any girls. The girls were all with us alpha males at night!
Be up front with the girls and come at them like MEN, not magicians.
A guide I WOULD recommend tho is MackMethods. com
It actually works.
ewasmaksto 3 weeks ago
lol the way he can make a hundred to five hundred
he's going to be pretty rich
4100kas 3 weeks ago
I'm going to dislike this video because everyone is disliking video
mbut115 3 weeks ago
OMG You think you can pull a lame ass trick on a woman to pick her up and give you a piece of ass. You're crazy. I knew right off that you are a faggot by your voice, wanting sumpin in yo mouth, flashing a little cash. If you wanna pick up a man, git off yo ass, paint the rest of yo nails. Put on a wig and lotza makeup cause ura very ugly bitch.
Good Luck
TexasDude713 3 weeks ago
@TexasDude713 Wow, your username alone explains your comment.
chillsoft 3 weeks ago
tell me why he has black nail polish at 0:15
FunnyKidsWithVids 3 weeks ago
Puma means Penis up my ass dat what it means man
2551Liam 3 weeks ago
dude i dont even care that that was the lamest trick i ever saw, hes hot
socallove94 4 weeks ago
@Thealmostguy Magicians do sometimes gets laid bro! If you know how to do the Floating Rose trick then you might get laid!
GamerXian 4 weeks ago
To impress women put your fat wallet on the bar ...good one though
clambetae 1 month ago 5
I didn't think it was that bad. Especially if you were going to do this trick at a party where people are a little tipsy. I thought It was a pretty good illusion, keep it up!
marcelinho93 1 month ago
00:34 de "trick" of the false "polegar".
tuly0 1 month ago
I feel sorry for this guy. Not in a mean way..just, I don't know...all you have to do is talk to women and be confident. No need for silly tricks like this.
revpeyton79 1 month ago
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clambetae 1 month ago
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@revpeyton79 Women are always attracted by "different guys" so this is good ...
clambetae 1 month ago
@revpeyton79 Easier said than done
happyhappy85 1 month ago
did not fool me.. its obvious its in your mouth,. saw the exchange at the 0.25.. and u think your cool at the end)))
niko55664 1 month ago
Do magicians get pussy? Or do they jack it until their dicks disappear?
Thealmostguy 1 month ago 62
@Thealmostguy
this should be in 9gag!
MauroVM1 3 weeks ago
YUP! this will DEFINATELY impress the gold diggers.
UpcomingJedi 1 month ago
The fuck is wrong with your audio quality.
samnoper123 1 month ago
It's Frodo's brother
citizenlizard 1 month ago
failed. magic tricks/or any tricks of any kind does not impress any girls, it actually makes them get away from your awkwardness and weirdness (in a 100% bad way)
Get on with current times, but this may impress hookers/or whores but they just want your money :)
fredfrep1 1 month ago
yeh your right shiny and slightly discoloured thumb has nothing to do with it! 0:33
nINjALiMe78 1 month ago
doesnt he mean impress gays?
proverbs129 1 month ago
ain't cool!
baktoexe 1 month ago
Sure it will impress them.. just make sure its a big figure on it ;)
Biiaattcchh100 1 month ago
Gay magicians never impress me.
ramraker 1 month ago
HOW ABOUT TELLING HOW YOU DID IT gayman
sankela 1 month ago
You're only impressing gay men!
noface24 1 month ago
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Neonfunfair 1 month ago
Insert a cocktail stick under your big toe nail, now kick the wall. Jerk
Neonfunfair 1 month ago
Dudes never picked a female up before!!!!
PHATTSTER 1 month ago
why does he have two black nails? he has 500 can't he afford a bottle of nail polish?...stupid nail polished gay......
lenesu1 1 month ago
wat kind od money is that
LeondaReedBaby 1 month ago
@LeondaReedBaby Taiwanese money.
dylanwhitsell 1 month ago
lol people still use thumbtips?
helianimal 1 month ago
to impress the chick do the helicopter dick ;)
15godfather1 1 month ago 174
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ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
ENTERRAPTURE20 1 month ago
i pull out my dick to impress her
it always works
equap 1 month ago 4
did he used autotune? ;)
myViNBox 1 month ago
watch 0:33 his left thumb... Bad trick, not good
Novotnajz 1 month ago
?oups.... thank you ? is there anybody below your chair ?
TheFullmat 1 month ago
how is that happened?
mrbarokie1 1 month ago
@mrbarokie1 good english bro
zinguchiha 1 month ago
Idiot
TheRey4you 1 month ago
what the fk is with your nails? and this trick is old
PinGsamY 1 month ago
I will explain u, he paused video when he took 1000, and then he took 500 and he started recording again, I did similar thing 3 years ago, but I was 14 then :)
IanthWoW 1 month ago
22 People hit the wrong button
D3V1L275 1 month ago
MAN.. JUSTING BIEBER IS NOT A LADY!!! HES GAY.. SO CHANGE THE TITLE OF THE GODDAMN VIDEO. DAMN!
666EvilMachine 1 month ago
should rly see a doctor about them 2 black nails and that shiney thumb on your left hand
damarh 2 months ago
I don't think this guy is interested in picking up women. Men maybe.
Molino52 2 months ago
I've got two things to say:
It's not good way to impress women - magic.
And if you do impress them with it, you'd best hope they don't bloody believe it!
Otherwise you'll be seriously low on cash by the end of the week.
CurlyCrew12 2 months ago
i hate this video!! Id rather watch a talking cat!
Rayden30 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you thought the person on the link was smosh
Cutencool2 2 months ago
when he showed his right thumb u could see the light reflecting on its plastic. FOR REAL MAKE AN EFFORT ALREDY!
stefen736 2 months ago
0:34 fake thumb ;D
brettdart 2 months ago
Im pretty sure theres plenty of people at a bar willing to blow to multiply their money.
ILikeSteeze 2 months ago
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Guys,
It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.
Here's what you need to do:
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.
BillTheTrainer 2 months ago
lol... nice thumb your right hand is wearing
cardfreax 2 months ago 3
man your'e so impressive, how much is your bootcamp??
ej2dj 2 months ago
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1) Hold your breath.
2) Copy all of these steps.
3) Go to two other video.
4) Paste it in the comments.
If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker
chrisogmartine 2 months ago
It's taped on the back my dad does it al the time
Futbolcaleb 2 months ago
why would you like to impress girls?? youre gay anyway
alkapone147 2 months ago 3
Nice thumb you got there. Wish mine was thick and darker than my skin color.
Riadi4 2 months ago
so gay
jordan5182 2 months ago
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BillTheTrainer 2 months ago
dude.. not every girl can be impress by magics... just saying~~
19perox05 2 months ago
Using a magic trick to impress a girl? yeah, you will impress her, as a magician. not as PUA... (:
aldyy666 2 months ago
thumbs if ya saw the bill in his hands the whole time :D
jesselong1000 2 months ago
.............O.o
stoops...
MrDarkgriever 2 months ago
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p.u.m.a. means Penis - up - my - ass
2551Liam 2 months ago
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BillTheTrainer 3 months ago
I feel sick
amputefedex 3 months ago
dang the picture of the video looks like Anthony from Smosh
9kimson 3 months ago
u tard i would gave u a 100 $ bill and would say go on make me 500$ and that every min so i would marry u as a women
BustaDeluxe 3 months ago
you ego is bigger than your dislike bar.... thats big
limeyman100 3 months ago
pause at 33 and check out his right thumb!
TheTycarroll 3 months ago 2
EMO ALERT!!!!!!
TheOrcboyguy 3 months ago
cool light saber dude oh its a dislike bar
MrDie2live 3 months ago
@MrDie2live lol!
backspace9766 3 months ago
thumb tip invisible switch! thats all
hafizmagician 3 months ago
Dat's a freakin Taiwanese currency... I'm taiwanese :D idk y i'm posting this, but LOL
hurhurhurderp 3 months ago
can you make that american?
gamestomaX 3 months ago
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U r correct DrunkinFerretFace
SuperSwimmerFish 3 months ago
DrunkinFerretFace
SuperSwimmerFish 3 months ago
Do you think the girls at the bar are impressed by your magic? I think they just want to raid your makeup purse...
DrunkinFerretFace 3 months ago 61
just see his false thumb on the right hand
axegangXDXD 3 months ago
The dislike bar is a lightsaber, This dudes a gay jedi
ownerwolfie 3 months ago
wow
the dislike bar on this video is impressive ._.
ezekyew 3 months ago
gay
benj0611 4 months ago
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Fake thumb, right hand.
Holds the 500 inside at the beginning then switches it with the 100 to hide it.
Tries to keep it covered the whole time, fails at 0:33
1) Takes it off at 0:20
2) Switches the money as he blows it.
3) Now holding thumb in left hand.
4) Pushes it onto right hand at 0:29
ohcjr 4 months ago
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ohcjr 4 months ago
If you are doing that trick for women, asking "how much do you wan't", it will be some very expensive pick-ups in the long run. Consider a prostitute instead.
iMe6000 4 months ago 2
That's not real money... haha
ChasersMobileBar 4 months ago
I'm impress with these nails
Chavomaniaco 4 months ago
ahh i get it, i just need to paint some of my nails to look like a FUCKING gay.... Then i can spawn money :O
Samsamvaginaman 4 months ago 3
that thumb doesnt even match your skin colour !
gnr87 4 months ago
Nice fake thumb trick
MrJimmyRivers 5 months ago
he has a mod.
Hirothee1 5 months ago
wtf?
ERD5dungey 5 months ago
0:34 watch his right thumb, it's a fake.
ThrophyDudePS3 6 months ago
heh-lame
mouthyweasel 6 months ago
Good job, you just lost 400!
tommetje012 6 months ago
5 woman were not impressed :D
lp2k11 7 months ago
@lp2k11 7
david323ish 6 months ago
@lp2k11 now twentyFIVE wimen are not impressed
anthony3leaves 4 months ago
@anthony3leaves only 2 gays liked this video ;D
lp2k11 4 months ago 47
@lp2k11 heres a third one i smell threesome :D
lp2k11 4 months ago
@lp2k11 9 now!
Ianc1989 3 months ago
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lp2k11 4 months ago
Thx for explaining real quick by showing the thumbtip
HollaCopter417 8 months ago
'Impress girls"? Beta
lyricaltesting 8 months ago
Fake thumb.
johanparnian 9 months ago
Thx for explaining the trick jerk
DeejaySandKilla 11 months ago 165
@DeejaySandKilla Well mate, this is stupid trick but I will explain it to you because he didn`t..He has 500 bended on the other side and when he bend this one he open one of 500.. just turn on the other side so u can`t see 100 which is now bended...
SRGameTube 1 month ago
Ok, an how does he do that!!?!?! I presume it's a video editing
CaioPUA 1 year ago
@CaioPUA its a thumb tip. the most underused product in magic
iraqysmacky 1 year ago
best way to impress women it's not impress! Stupid peoples.
bapi231987 1 year ago
taiwandollar xD?
JointSkate 1 year ago
nice thumb tip douche
briansaville123 1 year ago