Hale and Pace - Stupid Nazi Guard

[anakmudajaman]

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[AntoMelta]

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[imegatrone]

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[iilija64]

Ahahahahahahah

[bf3EPIC]

how can i be able so search the truck when you have all these people on the truck! SIMON SAYS GET ON THE TRUCK!

[banoffee2001]

Duvet , duvet

"what?"

Duck down

lmao

[ligepith]

@banoffee2001 I dont get it?

[banoffee2001]

@ligepith Duvet = a quilt..normally filled with duck down (i,e, feathers)

[scoobyslayer]

I think we should stop poking fun at the Germans. But after 2 world wars and one world cup old habits don't die. used to be the best thing on a sunday night

[profitaj]

please i want czech subtitles

[neohip]

There is a documented case of a British commando who was captured by the SS.

He was fully expecting to be shot on the spot,but instead he was blindfolded andlooselyy bound.

The Nazi's took his gun away and buggered off.

An hour later,when the Commando freed himself,he noticed they had left him a full canteen of water!.

[alun101]

@neohip sounds like they were showing mercy?

[dantesthreshold]

i came back to this vid and saw the old replies left from my original comment i made about 6 months ago... i would like to apologize for that extremely rude and arrogant post and say that i am sorry for offending anyone

[u2mixer]

@dantesthreshold It's good that you realise that. Well done for admitting you over-stepped the mark. There are too many idiots, losers and trolls who just use yt to spew out their perverted comments with one hand whilst holding their small dicks in the other. Well done for not being a part of that.

[geopyt]

ye canny fukin beat hale n pace man

[BOT101st]

"I should bally well say not old bean..." BOOM

hahahah :D

[178thbattlegroup]

L O L!!!! i need something bigger then caps.

[yummychicken100]

we zare lookin fore ze british prisoners that have escaped have you sen any?

no mosuir

BLOODY SQUARE HEAD

[USERNAMEfieldempty]

How the hell did these two morons get on TV for so long?

[ColdMackerel]

Ahhh, the good old you tube comments section: a place for illiterate racists, internet warriors and social degenerates. Ps Great sketch! ;)

[JDLwarriorpride]

Nazis are stupid

[KaiserFrederickII]

@JDLwarriorpride Well... if you honestly think they were that dumb, you are a bigger idiot. If you believe they are idiots for their racial ideologies, sure I can overlook that.

[faktpecka]

@ dantesthreshold: dont be afraid to walk into traffic any stage in the future. I think its for the best ;-)

[DaCevkoch]

haha well that really is funny

these krauts^^

(btw. im german :D)

[highrisetim]

Is that alistair Mcgowan ?

[dfarmbrough]

@highrisetim Yes, I think it is.

[dantesthreshold]

ok seriously who gives a sweet lifeless turd about the Holocaust? Wow Hitler killed 6 million Jews! Wow Poland was invaded when the Germans walked in backwards and said they were leaving. Who gives a shit? It was over 65 years ago. Antisemitism is dead and if you mention the Arian Knights or the KKK i'll hit you with a stick. seriously 65 years after the fact and you're still whining and complaining, then you need to seek therapy for major PTSD. Move on you weak-minded symPATHETIC people!

[ThePlatypusPown]

@dantesthreshold WTF is wrong with you dude? grow a brain and a dick

[MrJconnolly1916]

@dantesthreshold Antisemitism is dead?, have you got a hearing problem or are you blind cos antisemitism is rife in the world today you stupid fool, seriously it's you that needs the therapy and very quickly to, your the one with the very weak mind lad

[dantesthreshold]

@MrJconnolly1916 and i am not a "lad" thank you. check your perception of my gender... LAD

[MrJconnolly1916]

@dantesthreshold so that explains why you typed very stupid comments, your a retarded americunt that explains it all

[dantesthreshold]

@MrJconnolly1916 hey i would much rather be an American than a Nazi sadist like yourself. don't judge me just because i stated an opinion

[TheRedMarines]

@MrJconnolly1916 I'm sick of this stereotypical nonsence! most Europeans place that stereotype apon Americans simply out of spite because of they dont care about European culture and tradition and would rather focus on their own. And your no shinnging example of superioraty i have lived in america all my life and I have never met one person immature enough to us the word "cunt" to get a point acrossed saying cunt is disrespectful to ladies and saying retard is insulting to yourself.

[MrJconnolly1916]

@TheRedMarines it would help even better if you can spell so that i can understand what you mean

[TheRedMarines]

@MrJconnolly1916 Pardon me, but you are having an argument against my friend, who shares this account with me, and while I will agree with you about his spelling, at least his heart is in the right place. Stereotypical nonsense, as you will probably agree, is less funny when it happens to your own people; for example, I could probably reach the conclusion that all Irish people are leprechauns, but that does not make it true. But I digress, you probably haven't even read all this anyway. Troll...

[MrJconnolly1916]

@TheRedMarines TROLL AWAY MR MARINE TEE HEE

[TheRedMarines]

@MrJconnolly1916 Whoa. To think I expected a sensible response. And you think Americans are retards... :)

[deltaenergyefficient]

@TheRedMarines dont listen to him, he prob thinks his country is awesome and that Americans are dumb. He also thinks he is cool (quite a misconception)

[DrunkNinja19]

@dantesthreshold Fucking hell, literally the most ignorant comment I've ever seen.

You have more issues than can be counted.

[DornDaniel]

Dont mention the war!

[JiS01]

greaaat

[lemsipGY]

that´s funny ,"sais a german :D"

[MrZmaster27]

was that nazi that shot the other nazi adrien brody ?

[mrcreative13]

@MrZmaster27

He was the son of Adrien Brody and Stephen Fry

[DrHasslein]

Bloody square head!

[Allentria31]

lol



[Blody1337]

Dumkofs 

[neilttrider]

Great stuff! Does anyone have the hilarious Hale and Pace song of Dolly Parton dressed as a Nazi please?

[emolicious117]

lol stupid krauts.

-im german(=

[mannequin0909]

I dunno what's funnier: this video, or the retarded people talking in the comments.

[zederish]

@mannequin0909 u r the funniest cuz u don't know what to laugh at

[olamichica]

some ppl shouldnt comment anything that has to do with WW2. holocaust, retarded nations.. u dont even know what u are talking about.. if u really think there is a HOLE nation with an average IQ of 70, then u should look out for those in your family.. and dont discuss stuff u dont even know about..

[Shuto123]

The Holocaust never happened !! what are you talking about? are you trying to convince the intelligent rational people of this world to ignore all of the physical evidence and the personal testimonies of the victims and the people who carried out the murders. Let me tell you the only reason you can express such extreme views is because you live in a democracy unlike Nazi Germany. As Bob marley said 'Only a fool leans on his own misunderstanding'

[dantesthreshold]

@Shuto123 uuuummmm Bob Marley quoted that but he never originated it. that phrase is in the Book of Proverbs

[Truemouse]

Herr Biggles! Mwah ha ha ha!

[alexghineaa]

lol....go easy with then

they wass just high :))

[ganjagoodness]

"i'm not frightened of those "Goose stepping sausage eaters", I'll kill them, with my garotte"

[AndYourMomIsBoDerek]

the 1948 Smith-Mundt Act was supposed to protect Americans from the psychological operations (PSYOP) waged by the USA State Department against enemy nations but in truth the abusive holocaust PSYOP has victimized Americans the same as Germans. Each year untold billions of USA taxpayer dollars are wasted on the occupations of Germany and Palestine. Absent any conscience the jew-funded Allies used the "Nazi death camps" hoax to steal Palestine and destroy the ambiance of central europe.

[AndYourMomIsBoDerek]

the Germans were attacked first in both WW1 and WW2. England bombed Germany for months before Hitler finally responded. The soviets killed tens of thousands of Germans at places such as Danzig and Bromberg before Hitler finally responded. The Fuhrer did everything possible to avoid global conflict but he also needed to protect the Germans from being massacred. The absurd holocaust narrative is abusive propaganda by the jew-controlled nations. Germany was a small nation that defended itself.

[usernameofnobody]

@AndYourMomIsBoDerek Utter bollocks!

[wwbuff14183945]

@AndYourMomIsBoDerek What do you mean "small nation" you pig? Germany was the greatest most civilized nation in the world! Stalin and the French were Jealus of this! They told Poland to deny Hitlers meager claims, just to put the blame on Germany!

Do some research you Communist Pig.

[OneBigRetard]

@AndYourMomIsBoDerek

Read Mein Kampf you fucking apologist.

[AndYourMomIsBoDerek]

the 1975 book "Hoax of the Twentieth Century" by Northwestern University professor Arthur Butz unmasked how the "Holocaust" was fabricated to bury National Socialism and promote the joint military occupation of Germany. The bogus "Holocaust" was then used to steal Palestine and deflect scrutiny from the many extermination operations conducted by the jew-funded nations such as Holodomor, Katyn forest, Bromberg, Danzig, Dresden, Hamburg, Cologne, Royan, Tokyo, Hiroshima, Nagasaki and the Gulags.

[OneBigRetard]

@AndYourMomIsBoDerek

Oh Jesus. Are you fucking serious? I love how you think the idea that the Holocaust might not be real would be news. Like Arthur Butz came up with the idea.

Dude, fuck off and do some decent reading and make a proper case. I would recommend a trip to Auschwitz.

Pretty soon you will explain how 9-11 was an inside job.

god help you.

[jellybellyratz]

@AndYourMomIsBoDerek Time for your medication.

[Engletroll]

@AndYourMomIsBoDerek so the annex of poland came after the german was bombed? are you mental? Sorry i have talked with people who lived in that time period and if your so stupid you belive that then please go back to first grade and stay away from the internet. grow a danm brain.

[TheSmozification]

"How can I search the hay when you have all these people in it!"

[AICHIVAL2]

@Sturmmann they were a Nazis you fool only Wermacht is calling of Nazi army 

[Sturmmann]

@AICHIVAL2

im sorry but the lack of punctuation in your comment doesnt help me understand what you're trying to say

the wehrmacht was the citizen army

[AlchemicalDavid]

Piss funny, cheers.

To the lot of you going on about the bloody war...try to make your comments as funny as this sketch.

Otherwise it sounds a bit dodgy.

[reinforcedpenisstem]

@Sturmmann Who do you think you are? A.J.P. Taylor?

Besides, the charcterisation is that of a Nazi. You should go to the History Channel and answer the questions no one asked there.

[Sturmmann]

@reinforcedpenisstem

history channel isnt a credible source of information, theyre nothing more than a propaganda channel

[reinforcedpenisstem]

@Sturmmann Well think of all the corrections you could make there!

[reinforcedpenisstem]

That was good stuff - making fun of Nazis is pretty easy but still funny.

[Ginger0spark]

How am I supposed to search the truck when you have so many people hiding inside?

[SuperMadmarco]

Duvet, Duvet, Duvet - Duck Down - Classic!!!!

[GrzesiekDFB]

Only La manche canal stoped germany in 1940. Germany kill  england in 2 weeks.

[lloydpenfold]

Then who would have paid to rebuild Munich, Dresden, Berlin etc?

[NickLendow]

Loved the ending when he shot that guy! Kill the nazis!

[frogjezz]

lol people should get over the wartime theme and stop arguing. its a funny video.

[AyeOkNowFuckOff]

Good sketch...

[xxlurkingkittyxx]

"How can I search ze truck when you have all zis people in it?" *hits with a clothing*

*the other's lips quiver*

Oh. I laughed so hard.

[lilcrazed4]

hale and pace are amazing my uncle had hale as a gym teacher before he was famous

[TulipFarella]

The comment posted about reconising one of them from the young ones episode nasty...thats most likey due to the fact that it was hale and pace were in that episode, because they started thier careers the same time as rick ade nigel and mike

[thelastmagician]

"I shall very well say not, old bean!"

Best.

Ending.

EVER.

:D

[warlockuk]

"I should bally well say not, old bean" I think. :D

[xxlurkingkittyxx]

Is bally supposed to be a take on German accent?

[warlockuk]

Nope. English word. It is what is known as a "Minced Oath", apparently - it gets used instead of Bloody.

Like using "Feck" instead of "Fuck" :D

[xxlurkingkittyxx]

And what is a minced oath? :P

[warlockuk]

Like I said, it's a word used in place of a swear word to avoid censorship or profanity...

This thing won't let me post a link, but search on the wiki for it...

[xxlurkingkittyxx]

Got it!

[lavenderblossom]

Nazi's and Neo-Nazi's can suck cock in hell.

[Thrillseeker666]

Yeah, you belive nazi's are the most evil creatures to walk this earth. Dumbfuck

[lavenderblossom]

Actually no I don't, and you shouldn't judge from that comment alone (:

[SgtBastard101]

The German guard I recognise from The Young Ones episode called "Nasty". He was one of the grave diggers. Funny shit!

[luvcomedy123]

loved that ending

[tresckow]

fuck! how lame is that??? sucks cock big time! no comparison to mitchell and webbs clips about nazis.

[punker49]

OMG :O REALY!?!?!?

[brachaUrbiho]

Of course not, I am Czech and I love it

[deichbeat]

naaah.....

[jsam93]

LMFAO at 3:44: "I should bally well say not, old bean"

[callofpownd]

lol i laughed so much from the part were the german said simon sez get back on the truck!!!

[ryosuke989]

AHahAHAah! very funny XD

[michaelkrois]

lol at 3:03

[sharpenbullet3193]

Nazis are not stupid they invented so many thing Assault rifle, Jet plane, Guided Missiles etc, in fact USA recruited Nazi Scientists after the war

it was called project paper clip.

[sharpenbullet3193]

The RAF design it but the luftwaffe was the first manufacturer of jet plane

[OneBigRetard]

You are not wrong, but you said 'invented' below. Methinks that a stretch in this case.

[sharpenbullet3193]

Okay the British invented the Jet plane but the Germans were the first in the air with a Jet plane

[beabertbiker]

A lot of good it did. They were stupid, past tense.

[OneBigRetard]

I said the British invented the jet. Frank Whittle to be exact.

Disagree with me as much as you like. I am no less correct however.

[eisma002]

@OneBigRetard

Nope, the first jet propelled aircraft was built bij the Frenchman Coanda in 1910, 18 years before Whittle started working on his jet.

So you are less correct ;)

[OneBigRetard]

@eisma002

Sorry, so I understand, you are saying the first working jet engine was in flying use by 1910?

[OneBigRetard]

@eisma002

Doesn't really count. By jet most people understand that to mean a turbine jet.

Coanda was a genius and deserves praise, but what he did was not something that beat Whittle. It was different.

Also, it crashed! Also, he wasn't a froggie.

[rberry978]

you're a penis sharpenbullet

[sharpenbullet3193]

and you are pussy!

[JSAV03DJE]

Its a comedy!!

Jesus Lighten up and learn to laugh you big geek!

[OneBigRetard]

And gas chambers followed by human furnaces, pretty inventive bunch.

[jakamneziak]

I think the skinny bloke is alistair mcgowan.

[firevorm]

LOL nice

[MichaelBradley1988]

omg - i thought ya skinny fellow was steven fry till he spoke o_O

[tubtom1]

lol that was good.

[pokedatwithastick070]

LOl this is why Germany lost the war.

[JS500Y]

Haha good stuff!

[teenfoe]

dumbass nazis.

[Scholick]

Innit27

"'we've got the RAF airfields on their knees, hang on lets bomb Coventry Cathedral instead'"

Ehh yeah but how did we get the germans to divert their attention, bombing the shit out of Dresden in 1945 and leave it in ruins, there were no significant military or industrial targets there and ca40.000 civilians were killed.

my point is, the allies, russians and the germans did terrible things during the war,

try to see things objectively xD hell usa nuked 2 major cities in japan, Think!;)

[damiongringe]

And the nazi's slaughtered millions of minorities.

I think the germans come out on top in the asshole contest.

[tupums15]

@damiongringe no russians did :)

[Kraychek3]

@tupums15 no that were only germans on that top, u twat :)

[pokedatwithastick070]

Note to self Scholick - This is a comedy sketch u wanker.

[Scholick]

aye and a good one at that, wasnt commenting the sketch itself, so the debate over whos a wanker would be one im sure you would lose ;) Note to self poked: read what is written if youre going to comment on something.

[pokedatwithastick070]

Are you saying its over between us ;)

[Scholick]

after prolonged considerations and introspected realizations im sad to say, yes :( xD its not me its you, but we can still be friends cant we? :P well okey its not you either, its us xD hahaha

[pokedatwithastick070]

Ok all is forgiven - come home - you can have your old room back.

[isokessu]

sometimes that british humor is pretty strange.. that was kinda funny but everything was so impossible there because no one can be so stupid like they were

[J0nnYsk8]

thats so funny :D old british comedies are the best! things like catherine tate show arent that funny.

[johnymac316]

never be able to beat harry enfield lol

[Rotiart135]

so much for the so called aryan intelligence.

[grisfettot]

Dön't take thiz zo zerious, it iz nothing büt ein zketch. Loozen üp!

[1000Demons]

Grisfettot - I agree totally! :D

This is just a sketch but always the amateur historians come out of the woodwork on these comment sections.

"Duvet duvet" "Duck Down". It's a lame pun but somehow fitting.

And Isokkesu, that's kind of the point. Comedy that you can just sit back and laugh with, not taking it too seriously.

I love it.

[widgit007]

Got to admit the German/nazi uniforms were very snappy but.

[joachimhaupt]

German soldiers were WAY WAY WAY smarter than that. Not a true representation in the least. Things like this and Hogan's Heroes make the Germans look so stupid, but they just weren't! Those would have been several unhappy British commandos!

[jacksbacksucker]

yeah elect a homicidal little nutter with a daft moustache and one bollock, who then proceeds to fuck up your country, tar you forever with mass genocide, get your best youth shot and forzen in the snows of russia, berlin and dresden bombed to rubble, then shoots his brains out. Nazis smart dudes indeed.

[19David78]

Duvet! Duvet!

What?

Duck down!

[jizzysock]

i cant help noticing that this one hasnt been dubbed in2 german lmao

[Dotzek0n]

hahahahahahahahaha nazis are such a fuckups hahaha

[PrinceOfDarkness111]

racist in a funny way

[UndertakerLover4Ever]

nazis were actually very intelligent u asshole

[stalinistaussie]

The nazis have never been smart. they are to retarded to be smart, dude.

[WolfieTed]

@stalinistaussie You think? We were lucky to win the war. They had the world by the balls and we only just got out!

[widgit007]

No Germans were intelligent ( in their own German kind of way ). Nazis were homicidal/suicidal idiots.

[innit27]

yep so intelligent they lost

'we've got the RAF airfields on their knees, hang on lets bomb Coventry Cathedral instead'

'we are getting badly f*cked up in Russia, can we withdraw? nah just hang around until surrounded on mass and end up as a human snowmen in Siberia'

'according to the toy soldiers of my map in my deep bunker, we are still winning zee war, even though the russians are outside'

'yes mein fuhrer' i see his bird is still shagging that alsatian.

[OldiexOldie1134]

wahahaha

[oldmanokent]

Is that watsname Mcgowan as the German guard?

[watti1001]

No.

[iceonthemoon]

so true

[4CaHeK]

uhaha thats funny

[radimsirl]

Really funny=) add more Hale and Pace videos=)