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  • yeah, since that's the same thing. 

  • Il hump you on any table any time pls give me the chance

  • man, i liked it when i thought she was gay. :(

  • "So, may I, be mounted, in a natural way ...on your table"

    *Cough*

    I guess I have to say no don't I?

    :(

  • public breastfeeding = decent exposure

  • Hey guys, I'm going to whip out my tit and have my child all over it while others are trying eat their dinner which I have probably already spoiled their appetite due to my lack of maybe going to the bathroom to do.

  • There's no problem with breastfeeding. Here's where the problem is. Do you absolutely need to expose yourself?

    I should gather a gang of perverted old men and we should look for women who nurse in public to stare, drool, and whistle at you exposing your breast.

    Certainly changes the perspective, doesn't it?

    A cover. That is all. Respectful to you. Respectful to others.

    How a nursing mother would even have time to eat out is beyond me.

  • Breastfeeding is COMPLETELY NORMAL and that is ANYWHERE and ANYPLACE, damn prudish yankies!

  • Education is so important. I will enjoy every dime spent on investing in my kids' education.

  • the comparison of breastfeeding a baby and screwing on a table in public is far fetched. and it's not a mother's fault that other people get offended. What is so strange or disgusting about a baby sucking on a boob- even in a restaurant? You are eating and they are eating. big effing deal.

  • @bionicwaffleiron the similarities between the two are in the context (caring about the next generation).

  • @insatiableTy is breastfeeding in public somehow not caring about the next generation?

  • @bionicwaffleiron no infact the exact opposite, they both benifit the future generation.

  • I can't believe that woman would have a husband lol.

  • period blood is natural too, you don't see me changing my pad in the middle of pizza hut! so breastfed your babies at home or in a nursing room Don't do it in public where grown men are walkingaround your breast - what are you some sort of slut? Really, its natural to shit & pee too, so don't do it in front of others have respect - if your not going to share don't bring it out!

  • what's disrespectful about feeding a baby with a boob? Honestly. it's a boob. Are we in junior high where we can't see a boob and be ok and go on with our conversation with who ever we are having dinner with? It's so childish.

  • Don't you think you should control some of the hateful comments you are getting? Please understand that the law protects breastfeeding women, and there is no place that you can ask a women to stop breastfeeding and leave. I can understand recreating posts that seem interesting to you, but when the comments start rolling in that are hateful and disgusting, to protect yourselves and your viewers, you should get rid of them. I won't be watching your channel because of this. 

  • @AmyisVitosMom Oh yes you can.a restaurant owner can ask you, if you are causing a disturbance or making customers uncomfortable! Breastfeeding is natural, just like sex and having to change your blood pad. Sometimes there are no rooms for me to use to change when i'm soaked - i don't just pull down my pants and change in the middle of McDonalds? having sex is naural too, horney-ess people don't do it outside like animals do! All these breastfeeding videos r men that watch it saying their horny

  • @AmyisVitosMom I was breastfed- so don't think i'm saying your wrong. Most of us were breastfed, its not a new thing, its white "american" woman that don't know how to handle it. u don't see other woman from different backgrounds posting their boobs feeding and showing the world, its only the "american white women" for the most part! I'm white too. U should see the comments made on the breast by thousands of people - saying they pause and jerk off, breast have always been sexual-u have a man!

  • @Lemon020202 Are you from America? You don't sound like it. If so, please consult the state-by-state laws that protect breastfeeding women from the department of labor. Please remember that we are talking about babies eating. We don't ask that someone go eat their meal in a bathroom, on a toilet, or in a private room away from everyone--we certainly can't tell a baby to go do this. It's just breastfeeding. Breast, in nature, have many purposes. Not a big deal.

  • @AmyisVitosMom Yes, i'm from canada! and we don't have these kinds of problems like you do in america! No says go into the bathroom, pump it! and feed your baby in public, yes, breast feeding is natrual, but i don't think its nice to sit next to 3 men with your baby making suckling noises at your breast - its still sucking. I have see men stare down a woman and try to look at her tit - would you like that? men will try anything to look at your breast- what happens if a guy touches you, assults u

  • @Lemon020202 Um, I'm from Canada, and we're protected here. At least in Ontario and Quebec, it's written right into the Human Rights Code, and yes, the Human Rights Commission has gotten involved in cases of discrimination where women were asked to either cover up or leave. I nurse in public all the time, you can't hear ANY "suckling noises"....if you can, it means the baby is probably latched incorrectly! And I don't use a cover, but none of my breast is showing.

  • @AmyisVitosMom All people are saying is cover up, pump and feed, if not use a cover up to feed ur baby, and please don't breastfeed grown children like 2-10 years old. they can use a fork and spoon fucks sakes! I was breastfed, i breastfed for 6 months, so don't think i'm against it, guess have some class your not in a 3rd world country where woman don't have a choice and feed the child until 12 because there is no food around. We have so much food here!

  • @Lemon020202 I'm choosing to nurse my child until he weans (probably around age 3) because breast milk is absolutely, 100% the BEST food around for him! There is NO solid food I can give him that will give him as much as breast milk does. Nor will any solid food do ANYTHING for my health, which nursing DOES. Why is acceptable to give a toddler "toddler formula", but not give them breast milk, which has SO many more benefits for them? And pumping it just isn't the same..never will be.

  • She reminds me of Emma Stone.

  • @kuddlezworth2 Except way hotter.

  • Which other one is she in?

  • Funny rant, it makes a pretty good point too. You know what they say, there's a time and place for everything even if its something you ABSOLUTELY NEED TO DO.

  • If I ever find out at any point my mother had breastfed me, I think i'd hurl right there on the floor. Pretty sick to imagine you might have been lapping at your moms chest, I don't care the age or reason, the thought is gross.

  • 0:45

    she's hot :D

  • I really am nuetral on the whole breast feeding issue. Most of the mothers I know put a little feeding blanket over the babies head and that was fine. It's really not quite the crisis situation that it's made out to be.

    You all take this shit too seriously. It's a youtube channel and one that you can easily avoid if it sends you into a tissy that much. Calm down.

  • lol why are there comments on here acting like this is an attack on breastfeeding mothers?? so.... where was it implied that simply going to a more discreet place to nurse your child, or pumping some breastmilk into a bottle beforehand was unacceptable?

  • Personally i agree. I dont wanna see your titties out in public, at least go to the bathroom LOL

  • Ladies when & if you lop a titty out around me...you've just given me carte blanche to stare.

    1love

    X

  • well fuck this stupid debate over breastfeeding

    a hot chick just asked me if it was ok if she was mounted in front of me

    needless to say

    i got a fucking boner

    carry on :)

  • @noaboa75 hahahahahah! best reply

  • Yes, the world revolves around you, breast feeding co-dependent fruitcake

    congratulations on having a fetus poop out of your baby hole

    now get back in line

    I AM EATING HERE!!!

    Hey, masturbating is natural too

    Can I spill all over your salad?

  • @homicidalmasturbator lol at how now masturbating is natural

    i mean im completely neutral on this subject but i can tell you right now that masturbating is by no means natural

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  • @noaboa75 Really?

    You do know that men need to keep the juices flowing through masturbation, and if surpressed, then it NATURALLY comes out in wet dreams. If our bodies didn't demand this, then you wouldn't be having babies in the 1st place. Maybe you should brush up on male physiology. Must be a Christian guilt thing you've got going on there :P

  • @homicidalmasturbator k lol, if it NATURALLY comes out in wet dreams, there is no need to masturbate, therefore, masturbation≠natural.

    not saying masturbation is bad by any means, (i do it all the time) just saying that you are contradicting yourself.

  • i don't mind seeing women breastfeed in public as long as they have it covered . I know its natural but they have smocks for that

  • Wow, this is just aweful. I didn't leave my house for three months after my son was born, and this is why. I was so embarrassed to have to breastfeed in public. Fuck this channel.

  • @fuzztanks Thanks for taking the time to comment. Please understand that we find anonymous posts online and recreate them for many reasons. We made this one because we knew there would be a healthy debate around breastfeeding and, honestly, it was so over the top that we found it hilarious. Personally, I have a one year old daughter and I didn't care where/when she was breastfed.

  • @fuzztanks It's hard to see this in the context of one episode of our show, but a lot of the anonymous posts we produce are chosen because they're dumb. The conversations about the rants happen in the comments and if you read through our responses, I think you'll see where we land on this issue. Your point has merit though, and we expected backlash about it. In the end, there were some hilarious lines that caught our ear and we thought it woud make a good episode. Thanks for responding!

  • @ProjectRANT because it's difficult to see that this isn't a serious rant, I think you're adding to the problem. While reading through the comments, I saw a lot of people talking about how women should't be breastfeeding in public, but in bathrooms instead. I see nothing but hate instead of support. It's not really a suprise, given the video. As a "breastfeeding mother", don't you think you should be fighting for a mothers rights rather then adding to the problem?

  • @fuzztanks fuck this channel? no, fuck you, nobody in public wants to see you breastfeeding your kid go do it in your own home, that's fucking disgusting and public nudity is illegal, you breastfeeding your kid in public=indecent exposure. Your kid isn't going to die by having to wait until you get home to breastfeed it, your the one who chose to get knocked up and have a kid, now deal with the consequences.

  • @garyxyz851 You're obviously an idiot. Breastfeeding is protected by the law. Get your head out of your ass.

  • @garyxyz851 Actually, breastfeeding is excluded from indecent exposure laws, so you're wrong there.

  • @fuzztanks you shouldn't take a baby to a restaurant because they scream constantly and interrupt everyone's meal

  • I thought she was gay

  • @thatgirlfromaptd8 That's acting for ya!

  • poor acting, otherwise good.

    really ive seen quite a few of your episodes and the acting is just bad, and yea this is going to be in the

    "This comment has recieved too many negative votes"

    section since no one can take a bit of constructive criticism, even the people who make these videos. wow..

  • @thebrowniesaur22 We love feedback. Thanks for watching and letting us know what you think! One note back. This actress is awesome. If you think the performance was poor, it was our fault not hers.

  • Totally okay to breastfeed in public - discreet or not. If more people did it, less people would be so uptight about it. Not okay - dressing your four year old like a skank and then taking her out to dinner. That makes me uncomfortable.

    That said - this video is completely hilarious. Have a sense of humor people.

  • @Bamabee oh my god breastfeeding in public is GROSS. its fine if you do it a pubic RESTROOM but if im in a nice restaraunt with my family eating some nice steak, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANYONE'S BREAST. am i the only one whos like that? hm.

  • Hmph I have no problem with this...I get to see tits.

  • Damn. I love this woman.

  • "Why no ma'am I wouldn't mind that at all. Let me just take my plate and set it on my lap....... ok, proceed."

  • She is so deliciously hot!!! *swoons*

  • liked it, shes funny........., and hot

  • Is this the same girl from the Gay Bar video?

  • @Elmerssglue Indeed it is. She's in several episodes and more with her are coming soon! Thanks for watching!

  • Taking a dump is natural but I'm not popping a squat on your table.

  • Get a breast pump, fill a bottle.. kid still gets the nutrition and we don't have to see your saggy boobs. Thank you.

  • God I would so mount her o3o;

  • I feel bad for people who are this stupid... getting offended by breasts being used for what they were actually made for, but some ho walkin around with her fake tits spilling out is more than okay.

  • Best. Rant. Ever.

  • I volunteer to fill you with the seeds of life.

  • I get a boner every time I watch this.

  • @dragonicmonkey7 So do I, bro, so do I.

  • i want to rant about people not relizing they are ACTORS... they get paid to do shit . yeaaa

  • What does breast feeding have to do with sex, sick ass!

  • @orf32 Giving and bringing life into the world.

  • 0:47

  • Wow...most people commenting take these videos way too seriously. Do you not know it's comedy?...Wow, just wow.

  • shes hot

  • i get that you have to breast feed but like said here its not that hard to toss a shawl or blanket or something over your shoulder so its not hanging out.

  • well i dont think women should breastfeed with it all showing but if they are wearing those shaw looking things to cover it up then its fine . but i did fine this video kind of funny lol

  • I really like the title pic. ;D ahaha.

  • i think whoever wrote this letter needs to ...well...be mounted over a table by her husband.

    and then again....sheeesh!!...

  • I thought it was funny lol

  • this is a ridiculous double standard. No one makes a big deal when a guy shows his nipples in public but when a girl does it BLOODY MURDER! what's really the differance? other than maybe the guy's usually being more flat chested?

  • I love you Project: Rant!

  • ummm... well.. it's nothing but normal to breast feed a child even in public.. that's why there's innovations now that creates products that can be use to conceal/hide breastfeeding even in public..

    but it sure isn't normal to do fucking in public. LOL

  • That's a dumb rant. There's nothing sexual about breast feeding. :-/

  • You guys make great videos, and whether I agree or disagree with the rant, I enjoy all of them. Also: :45 is hawt.

  • Why should a woman go to e.g. the toilet to breastfeed her baby? Do you wanna eat your food on the toilet? I think not.

  • I agree. I mean sure, there are obvious differences between breast feeding and fucking, but the point of the author's rant was that she doesn't want to see anyone's tits over dinner, which I think is fully as legitimate a complaint as not wanting to see someone getting done over dinner.

    That said I will be putting on 'Asian bukkake sluts 9' when I sit down to my TV dinner alone this evening.

    (yes, that was a joke and no, you aren't being witty if you call me a wanker)

  • You had me at "...takes me sexually."

    Call me.

  • Well I agreed with the points made here - it's NOT that hard to go to the bathroom or bring a blanket or SOMETHING

  • @Soulja4Alethia REally do you eat in the bathroom?

  • can't you just buy a breast pump? If you can afford to have a baby, you can afford to pick up a breast pump and stock up for when you have to leave the house.

  • @MomoGasumi >> using a breast pump can cause a woman's milk supply to drop and be out of balance or dry up completely. Not advisable. For babies, demand feeding from the breast is the best choice, which means, wherever you are, public or private, you feed the child. Hopefully more women do this so the "uncomfortable" will become desensitized to the overly-sexualized breast!

  • @gxkj Not to mention the fact a baby may develop a preference to the easy, but not as healthy, bottle.

  • This is a great video rant and all you boob nazies can STFU

    and srsly keep that shit at home, no one wants to see your nasty boobs feeding your crotch spawn. while you're at it why don't you stay the fuck at home because no one wants to put up with your loud annoying crotch spawn either.

  • @AnnieNM06 >> I pray that you can heal from your damanged childhood - I can't imagine having such a hate for precious, innocent young babies or their mothers....

  • May I be mounted?

  • Al women should wear 1 piece swim suits, and low cut tops should not be sold. We should just have all women wear Burkas, liek they do in the middle east

  • Why should women feed their children in the bathroom? Bottle fed babies aren't fed in the bathroom, you don't eat in the bathroom? When you eat dinner in the bathroom in public then you can say women should nurse in the bathroom. Also, the majority of the time when I breast feed in public you can not even tell that os what's going on, most people think I am just holding my sleeping baby.

    If everything in 360 degree public view should be PG then victoria's secret should change their advertising

  • The fact that there are over 400 "likes" on this vid, and only about 70 "dislikes" makes me fear for humanity...just saying.

  • @emyc1287 Please note this was an online post we recreated with an actor. We take posts that we find funny, off-beat, silly, and/or angry. This one fit almost all of these. Personally speaking, my child is 6 months old and still breast feeding.

  • @emyc1287 coungradulations on making yourself look like a douchebag. This was funny and if you can't see that, you probably suck...not to mention you clicked on a RANT video to see a RANT. For the sake of humanity, I hope you don't succeed in procreating so that your faulty sense of humor and proprensity for masochistic internet clicking won't be passed on to the future of our species.

  • @misforMarisa Thanks, we are! Please note this is an actor recreating someone's anonymous online post. Thanks for watching and for the comment!

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  • @ProjectRANT @ProjectRANT I get that, but until you post a "rant" about the opposing view, you are perpetuating ignorance.

    This isn't like ranting about cats shitting in flower beds, or guys who fart in public. Breastfeeding mothers face this kind of prejudice everyday.

    Luckily, the law doesn't agree with the asshole who made the original comment as I can breastfeed wherever I want whenever my child is hungry,

  • @misforMarisa ur probably the person that breast feeds ur child in restaurants

  • Anyone that equates feeding a baby to sex is a sick twisted individual that needs counseling please don't breed. I'll be sure to use my fake vibrating penis at dinner as you feed your baby with fake boobs aka bottles by your twisted sense of reality. Thanks.

  • this chick is super annoying. shut the fuck up already

  • wtf is wrong with you people? So uptight! Breastfeeding does not require nudity! Most women use cover-ups. Thankfully even if they didn't they are protected by law. Also you don't shit out a baby for the moron that said idk if you are too immature or trying to be funny but you sound like an idiot. Grow the hell up, seriously...if i have to see short shorts and nasty rolls in too tight clothes you can handle seeing a woman feeding her child. You all should be ashamed

  • @LuckyLeo1234 Wow that was the most immature thing I have ever heard, I sure hope you never have kids.

  • 1. Good point.

    2. I'm a little turned on right now.

  • Suddenly I'm very thirsty for some milk ...

  • Never bring out anything at the Dinner table your not willing to share, thats just good manners.

  • @HigherLove70 You just rewrote the description of the video, great line!

  • @ProjectRANT Wow, thats never happened before, Thanks. I am an Operations Manager in the Hotel Industry. Breast Feeding and Pumping in public is a huge and sensitive issue for us. Thank you for this posting. The next time I have to deal with the issue, I'll just think of your video and smile.

  • @ProjectRANT still one of the best rants out there

  • Best Rant ever.

  • This is idiotic. There's a bit of a difference between discreet breastfeeding and f*ing in public, you douchette...

  • @rjoas1 of course there is.

    But I still don't want to see some womans boobs when I'm trying to have dinner with my kids.

    You ignorant pompous prick.

    whoops I mean prickette.

  • @Azlsz You want to talk about being pompous--you're a 18 yo (according to your bio) female who: 1. obviously misread my statement--I said 'discreet' did I not? Which means you wouldn't have to look at anything. 2. Doesn't have to look anyway--try minding your own table; 3. will have a hard time growing up, given your lack of tolerance for other people.

    I mean really--it's not as if breastfeeding mothers wave them around in your face...

  • @rjoas1 first off I'm not the only one who uses this account and my advice would be: don't post things on the internet if you can't handle a difference of opinion. If you want to have a discussion with Arkina, the one who posted that, you can leave a message. I'm not interested in your guys' petty spats.

  • rofl! my point exactly!! i have said the same about pooping in public. just because something is natural doesn't mean it isn't appropriate in certain places! i mean i don't really wanna see someone go potty or pick their nose in public and those are totally natural things.

  • pretty sure you're gay, so...I guess you're just bitching for the sake of bitching...or just an actor?

  • Why is it NOT okay to see a breast at the super bowl? Why is anyone so freakishly sensitive that they get actively outraged at the sight of *any* part of the human body? We all have the same stuff going on under our clothes, we can't be surprised. And babies are meant to nurse, so why is it that suddenly a few years later, those filthy breasts are something that must be hidden from innocent children? What is with the shock and disgust?

  • I don't agree with the message, but it still made me laugh. So, awesome? XD

  • I don't care if your kid needs to suckle on the tits of nourishment in the middle of a fucking crowded restaurant. I'm fucking partaking in the activity of consuming my own nourishment in a polite and respectful manner. Whipping your tatas like a ten day old chicken quesadilla just does not sit right with me. Go to your fucking house and feed your kid there. Just, leave me out of it. It shouldn't be out anyway. Babies cry and shit and we do all notice. That's what I want with my fucking lunch.

  • people hating on blatant scripted sarcasm cynically ridiculing whatever, shut it

    awesome rant :D

  • SHE IS HOT

  • Funny thing, I saw a correspondence in the hospital I work at that told doctors and nurses to identify themselves as a medical professional PRAISE and ENCOURAGE women breastfeeding in public, as it counteracts some of the negative they get from women like the one in this video.

    Feeding a baby in public and adults having sex in public aren't even in the same ballpark!

  • This Rant was awesome! I love the sarcasm she used throughout the rant to show how we don't wanna see you whip out a boob and have your kid suck on it, while we're eating our dinner!

  • Breastfeeding isn't a sexual thing. Comparing it to your husband "mounting" you is ridiculous. Most women who nurse their children are VERY discreet about it. Stop staring at other women's chests (to see if they are holding a baby or not just holding a baby but possibly nursing one, because the position is very much similar and you know it) when you are dining out, pay more attention to the people sitting at your own table.

  • @CheekyThrill I agree with what you say about the discretion side of breastfeeding in public but I'd like to point out a key sentance in your statement: 'most' women are discreet with public nursing.

    However, not all parents (men and women alike) make effort to conceal things they do in public when it would be more acceptable in private.

    If being discreet is still getting noticed then it's failed -- less public areas are ideal; toilet cubacles in restaurants aren't restricted for only one use.

  • @SyrezProductions AMEN :)

  • @CheekyThrill hey guess what.... its a joke, relax

  • @CheekyThrill u can put it how u want it stays kinda weird if u eat and someone pulls out her breast at the table next to u . I'm a mother myself so don't get me wrong. breastfeeding might be nonsexual but a naked female breast is to 99% of the male population. so why the fuck pull them out in public if u don't want the attention ? i loved the vid btw very funny

  • @tigertje1 Um...Do you feed your child with a spoon in a restaurant?? Gasp, even next to men!??! Ya its the same freaking thing! You act like we need to sit on a bathroom floor to feed our child while you eat on a table in the restaurant gees you bug me!

  • @wendic22 what about taking a freakin babybottle and fill it up before u go to a restaurant ??? or give the breast before u go ain't that hard isn't it . If u have to do it in public at least put a babyblanket over ur shoulder and be discreet. not everybody is the same ( thank god) to most mothers its a private thing . I figure ur one of those mentioned in the vid otherwise u wouldn't have a problem with the comment. :)

  • I would destroy that womans pelvis.

  • @DomIstKrieg Most definitely....even in public.

  • @DomIstKrieg We'll make sure to warn her.

  • It seems as though I'm the only one who finds this video funny. People need to lighten up, I say. :D

  • will someone tell this bitch to shut the fuck up. please

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  • I like it when she says : "Get over it" :D

  • As far as public breast feeding is concerned, wouldn't do it, wouldn't endorse it, but I think it's sad that this issue is so tabboo and icky while sex is free game.

  • Lol I know this is random but you (the actress) have gorgeous eyes. =]

  • fuck this bitch (i mean the original poster, not the actress), if women have to cover up the breast area then men should too. this is why i like the french.

  • I'd mount her in public in that position. :o

  • this is absolutely fucking incredible. :-) sooooooooo funnnnnnyyyy!!!!

  • Best anti-public breastfeeding argument EVER!

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!! "Can my husband knock your green tea and hummus to the floor as he takes me sexually from behind?". Halarious line. This girl can act and she's HOOOOT.

  • That's insane....why is it ok to see a breast at the Super Bowl, in magazines, on tv being cut open and enlarged but NOT feeding a baby??? What kinda crap is that, that says a lot about this society. I'd love to be in a restarunt with her when my baby gets hungry.....

  • @rylensmom It wasn't okay to see a breast at the Super Bowl. That wasn't done on purpose. In magazines and on tv you have a choice of whether you watch it or not. Feeding a baby is fine...but in a fucking restaurant in front of everyone where they have no option to 'flip the page' or 'change the channel'? Not so much. And when your baby gets hungry it won't die within the 2 minutes it might take you to return to your vehicle/home/whatever to whip out your tit in private.

  • @rylensmom agreed

  • That's insane....why is it ok to see a breast at the Super Bowl, in magazines, on tv being cut open and enlarged but NOT feeding a baby??? What kinda crap is that, that says a lot about this society. I'd love to be in a restarunt with her when my baby gets hungry.....

  • haha!

  • this is my favorite one and I wouldn't mind seeing either one in public lol

  • God I'd so do that to her ;DDD Very natural indeed

  • You're my favorite :)

  • Moms breastfed in public all the time when I was growing up. It is such a non-issue. Get over it.

  • If it wasn't for the fact you are feeding your kid with it it would be considered indecent exposure. A.K.A. unless I paid for the "viewing privledge" or lust after you carnally I don't want to see it. God forbid you feed your kids in privacy or "milk yourself" save a bottle for when you are in public. By your own logic I should be entitled to "relieve" myself at the table, cause hey, it's natural.... yep.... not disgusting or unnerving at all.

  • So if I need to urinate it's ok to go at the table? I mean only a pervert looks at my waste-passing organ and thinks of sex, right? Surely you can all just look away until I am finished can't you?

  • Who in their right mind doesn't wanna see you fuckin' in public?

    You're adorable.