Team Fortress 2 - Jarate - New Weapon and Achievements

[bewarethepatientman]

love the song <3

[BigAndScaryyy]

like and dislik dule lightsaber O.o

[Ninja3657]

what kind of person would chuck their piss on a friend to extinguish a fire?

[Djinnfest]

SHAFTED

[Djinnfest]

PISS

Also, I'm lovin' your username. Unless you're one of those blue scum.

[StuntmanRafalPL]

i got jarring transition with mad milk

[Meerkat218]

Best song ever but very unfitting...

[BSmasterXD]

the cake is a lie

[halofan2525]

gaaah piss

[Gamerrr1996]

Jarate + Bushwacka = PWNAGE!!11oneone

[Yanga617]

LOL what a coincidence, I just finished listening tothis song

[pieapplebomb]

wait, that means 2 different valve games have an achievment with the same name!

[olinar90]

167 likes 167 dislikes lolwut <_<

[970665]

What is the song. It makes me feel like :D

[Glaciondude]

@970665 The somg is 'I'm Still Alive' Portal credits song. The second song I got no idea.

[MrViele83]

like and dislike are even

[thegameboygamer1]

I never run out of cake and i all ready own a gun

[alpha19602]

i've noticed that valve has an achivement on tf2 and l4d2 that have the same name, one where you have to bring a survivor into an acid pool as a jockey in l4d2, and an achivement involving throwing jars of PISS at people :D

[NintendoPowerFTW]

jarate = bile jar

[iani103]

People could go to the Site and just see the update for themselvs or watch a Windows Movie Maker clip made from waht seems to be a 8 year old child...

Hmm...

[Zetro200]

rofl. music changes and Bose advertisement for "Premium Sound, Small Size" pops up. i laughed my hysterically

[CrowbarO2]

1:14 cute :3

[SamHyuuga]

the jarate is the snipers pee

[thepoket65]

a achievement called rode hard put away wet? is that on l4d2 also?

[lorry3535]

that 1 called rode hard put away wet is also on left 4 dead 2 if you put som1 in acid

[MrSupersporelover]

PORTAL FTW

[dragonfable1090]

that pie is a spyro!

[TheOriginalRockHog]

Uh dude... Rode Hard put Away wet is a Left 4 Dead 2 achievement...

[sebetchristelle]

I love the first song!

[reallink2000]

aka piss grenade

[Warioman2040]

Engi ~ "Spah sappin' mah Sentry! Little help, padnuh?"

Sniper ~ "Jarate!! <Throws at Spy's face>"

Spy ~ "What madness is...OH MERDEEEE!!!"

[tankbuster101]

SECRET* jarate is horse pee

[MegaMiniluigi]

A JAR OF PEE!!!!!!!!!!!

[ivo123ize]

WHY THE FUCK YOU PUT THE STUPID PORTAL MUSIC IN TF2 VIDEO? PORTAL SUCKS MORE THAN RICKROLL

[TheCrystalDuck]

That second song is an offense do Prog Rock.

Sorry, but it just is.

It sounds like a chav got a copy of cubase, sped up the lead, then stuck a load of crappy synth over the top..

[ivo123ize]

2nd song is epic

[SengokuNoMaou]

What song is this?

[nobody4437]

he names his piss?

[prs2100]

THE CAKE IS A PIE!

[MeAndMyselfOwn]

It's pee!

[rememberpopcorn]

jarate is pee

[wolffe23]

1ST BITCHES

[aceofspades3000]

@wolffe23

lol what?

[ivo123ize]

@wolffe23 your face is bitch

[200xw]

@wolffe23 you mean last you idiot

[Deathwolf559]

@wolffe23 who cares about a comment? get a life

[JellyCroissant]

What? Why are you using Portal music for a TF2 video?

[aceofspades3000]

@JellyCroissant

Because they are both video games by valve.

[JellyCroissant]

@aceofspades3000 It still seems weird...

[toshko3331]

@aceofspades3000 and valve rocks!!!

[deathtamer666]

@aceofspades3000 yes but the tf2 song is more fitting

[aTF2player]

@JellyCroissant its jonathon coultan music.

[raven00312]

.the cake is a lie.!

[magnusm4]

jarate is his piss everyone know it

[TheTwisted98]

jarate is snipers piss lmao

[number1Gmodfan]

rode hard, put away wet sounds so dirty :P

[GimmeGimme24]

whats the 2nd song

[aceofspades3000]

@GimmeGimme24

Scooter - The Logical Song

[johnnyAFIRE]

@aceofspades3000 rode hard put away wet is also in left 4 dead 2

[Fai27]

I actually just got consolation prize tonight. After 130 hours of total playtime. I don't get stabbed much as a sniper. Ironically, it's one of the least.

[SuperCrazySkinHead]

I dont like Australia. They censored the blood in L4D2 >:/

[MegaSnakeEater]

jarate is the snipers piss

[reddag3337]

jarate is snipers piss guys

[TheLobsterOfFate]

Fucking song :l

Doesnt compliment fuckk

[ninjaman00]

lol doesnt know what the song is from

[brawldude23]

lol its valve so there is a connection

[LolZorz44]

Is That Pee? He Pees In Those Bottles o_0

[0oRouseticalo0]

if you watch meet the sniper you see he fills them up when waiting for his target

[Yotunen]

@LolZorz44 yeah theres another cool thing about it

check out the fan made 'update' for tf2 called meet the dog.

[Kakuzukun0047]

@LolZorz44 No, mate, he pees in JARS.

[alpha19602]

@LolZorz44 watch the meet the sniper video

you will see if he does

[kevynspeed]

Valve is so good with naming achivements

[Firebeast32]

Also, You can use your Jarate on yourself to wash of your fire....How? throw on the ground under you =O

[Obiwan198]

Shame there aren't updates for consoles.

[Freebird197]

what kind of sniper puts his piss in a jar and then throws it on people?... (guy in background says) "could be a fettish : | "

[NoSpoonForYou]

What kind of Sniper uses a bow and arrow?

A damn good one.

[Tom3744]

@Freebird197 I guess one that like to cover his track. I know this is a game, but in real life a sniper has to be sneaky not expose his location. If he were to piss on the ground, it leave a mark and enemies with sharp eyes and instinct passing by can assume another person is around just like scat in the woods mean animal lives by.

[Ichimaru60]

Man I wish we could get some damn updates

[yoyosrcool55]

i heard that pee is flammable but it actually takes out the fire on teamates lol\

[PalkiaPwns23]

you said australian rules its australia ya know

[HiPaZeRo]

fuuuuuccckkkk scooooooter !!!! Silllly biatch

[taigokai]

i i just made up is spy says: you got piss on my suit!

sniper says: ahahahahahaha take ur medicine like a man

[lowlane56]

i though jarate is snipers piss?

[aceofspades3000]

@lowlane56

It is!

[TheTwisted98]

@lowlane56 it is

[Taisma24]

dude no joke the song at the end is kick ass

[FalzarGregar]

"arhgg I'm covered in piss AND water!"

[tate9000]

So, it is okay to throw jars of piss at your friends when they are on fire?

[r33dm0nk3y]

yeah sure is

[SkU1Z]

@tate9000 and you wouldnt?

[PinoyPogiman]

@tate9000 yeah it may piss off ur friends but its what we outta do if they r on fire

[r33dm0nk3y]

dude jarate is piss

[Dragoon1020]

second song is better than the first '-'

[AkcatPwn]

Name of the song?

[aceofspades3000]

It said at the end. Still Alive, and The Logical song

[AkcatPwn]

Who is the artist to still alive?

[aceofspades3000]

the original writer is Jonathan Couton, but this version is just by Portal

[dsgaa]

how do i make that achievement when im supposed to doff my hat, how do i do that?

[aceofspades3000]

what do you mean "Doff my hat" ?

[DaManiac878]

"doffing your hat" in tf2 it means doing the taunt with the kukri

[dsgaa]

okay thx

[cessnaoneeightytwo]

You got piss on my suit.

[triFeral]

What the hell is KontorTV

[aceofspades3000]

idk

[aceofspades3000]

If anyone would like to recomend a good song to replace this audio for please do tell. Preferably a song form the AudioSwap section.

[Zyurat]

TERRIBLY UNFITTING MUSIC

[aceofspades3000]

i know, lol im sorry

[axelalex228]

jarate: piss on them, piss them off

[kartoffel13]

wasnt this 2,50$ only for employes?

[aceofspades3000]

no it was for anyone with a steam account.

[aceofspades3000]

I know because my friend bought like 4 copys of it lol

[ScaryJewKids]

no australia sucks they banned L4D2 and they killed some one for haveing a gun now thats fucked up

[ozzyguy67]

wrong and wrong.

[GameFreaks24]

unltil last song i rated five stars,....then wanted to rate 2... no offense...

[aceofspades3000]

i know, i needed to fill the time and at the time it was the only other song i had on my computer.

[WatchedProductions]

wads the 2nd song btw?

[aceofspades3000]

Scooter - Logical song

[masterhyrule]

How much does it cost to download TF2 for the computer?

[aceofspades3000]

Im pretty sure its $19.99, but about a week ago on hallooeeeennn, there was a massive sale. It olny costed $2.50.

[silverboi2006]

$2.49, then $2.50, then $2.49 again.... I love Valve :D

[ShallaMalla031]

You guys are fucking idiots! Of course they are real achievments you morons! I am reffering to idiotic people who think that this is fake.

[NeoMatrixClt]

scooter ftw

[tobiashawk8]

hmmmmmmmmmm piss :D

[cheat12code]

"Introducing the jarate while i play unfitting music"

[tf2pl]

fuck u

[Danswan24]

you sir a fucking dumbass

[ThatNotSoAznKid]

not fake

[happykatana]

real dumbass.

[amicianthony]

Wooh! Scooter! i like the second song

[TheJeremy9902]

so the achefiments are real??

[aceofspades3000]

yes these are all real achevments!

[TheJeremy9902]

and how did you make them

[aceofspades3000]

they are real not fake.

[TheJeremy9902]

those are fake achefiments

[Kress9000]

no actualy a lot of these are real and im not sure about all of them though i bet they are all real but i cant remember every single achievement!

[aceofspades3000]

allll of thse achevemnts are real! :D

[gecox352]

i used to jam hard to the cake song at red lights, confused many drivers. lmao.

[rsttmqaq]

everybody likes this song

[mkzhero]

well the second song is better than the first..

[metropyro]

spy has a new taunght :D spycrab :D :D :D

[ZackNeville]

y does it say logical song by scooter?

[aceofspades3000]

youtube is a retard

[jgv115]

lol

[TheOnlyRealTapir]

nice nostalgy 'bout this song it was a great hit, when Portal came out:P

[DashB2]

0:38 I'd rather burn to death than be splashed with pee.

[poornation]

Youtube failed and got the song wrong

[aceofspades3000]

yea lol

[TheLaxinator]

Piece o' Piss!

[Stevoman1995]

and tore me two pisses

and threw every piss into a fire

[MortalPenguin0X]

jarete: pee on a jar

[SYTHE5]

I don't think that'd be as effective as peeing INTO the jar.

[xCooler777x]

its jarapee, not a jarate))))))

[ornakola]

no... ur wrong

[marsvin11]

i got a problem....

...sorry

[jastermereel22]

I love still avill

[1001Torro1001]

It sees i'm not the only jarate... <__<

[dkv132]

I think not.

[1001Torro1001]

That pyro is jarate!! >:O

[potatoWTFnope]

That would be your mother.

[Nathan1el]

Pointless video

[aceofspades3000]

it wasnt at the time.

[violotberry]

i thought even without the urine in the jar,jars do damage when thrown so why arent there direct damage for jarate?its just not fair

[Zmaczimum]

"logical song" by scooter?

Seriously they got it ALL wrong. stupid apple.

[hellzbomber]

Lol its like Holy Water!

[bonlu123]

watchout, pee inside!

[TheNathanWebb]

this song is awesome rock on man

[xDEADLOCKEDx2468]

That's why everybody hates you! :D

[Alienspider1]

Hehe, piss in a jar from "Meet the Sniper".

[J0n4th4nJu]

That is so COOL.....

Yet gross.....

[DEATHPWNZALL]

i think the jar should be like the boomer in l4d like how it blinds them and cant see for a period of time

[xXSilverlitXx]

well, it does distort their vision a bit.

[Albanis2]

thats a flashbang grenade idiot this is a jar of piss... how would it blind you god this game is made for pure stupidity and fun not tactics lol

[duo317]

Play some 6v6s on a cp map and it'll change your idea of the way its played, it'll ruin 32 player pubs and it will make it fun again.

[Alexrocs2much]

U ever Heard of aiming for the eyes idiot

[Albanis2]

this is TF2 buddy, you dont have to use flashbang or whatever, its a jar of pisssssssss PEEEPEEEE okay, this game is made for fun, not tactics like Swat 4 or Anything... jeez

[tfScout]

if u are a beginner at tf2 this will be usefull

[aceofspades3000]

it depends on how good you get with the sniper rilfe, because if you have this weapon you dont have the SMG, so the only gun you have is the sniper rifle. Also if you are close to someone and jarate them you can use ur kukuri to kill then fast!

[urdrthenornir]

Jarate seems to work pretty well when using the bow.

[AnimeGod75]

yay for portal songs they rock :D

[kissa1512]

^^ agree