Well, obviously we're not supposed to buttfuck these kids.
I'm not here to service you, I'm here to service these young boys.
Diana has put away her bosom. Apollo has lifted his skirt. The day has been launched.
No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
one of the best lines that you forgot was when the aisian guy was sitting in the burger place and he said "I had cast a powerful shield spell and when you pushed me it wore off, but i would love to see you penetrate me again!!!" ahaha =)
im sort of into politics. hmm, im sort of engaged. i sort of have a bonnor.
what did u have for dinner? was it cocaine?
did wheeler ever expose himself to u? HELL NO!!!
I DONT WANNA TAKE MY PANTS OFF!!! This bitch tried to grab my joint! LANGUAGE RHONNY! my language is english. and this motha fucka tried to grab my hing dang!
orrr the "i bet if i suggested a game of quidditch he'd cum in his pants"
evveenn
the whole coffee shop bit at the start "large is large..infact, big is also large, grande is spanish for large. Venty is the only one that doesnt mean large..its also the only ones that Italian..congratulations your stupid in three languages" hahaha!
@rikrodgers It's right at the start when they're promoting the energy drinks and (I think) Paul Rudd goes "Dude, this is Shrek piss" That was funny :) xx
my fav is when ronnie slaps him when there in the car and when he says my language eglish bi@%& and this motther f tried to grab my joint and also when he kicks the tent down. i will hit a child
One of my favorite scenes is when their all fighting in the Jeep and Wheeler tell Ronnie to take over the wheel; also when Ronnie dance on the Chair in the Chpmunk Restaurant.
"why'd you put 'presence' in quotes? are you implying that we're not here?"
"i like ur theory on boobies. and i like boobies."
"y are u telling me this?" "y would i not?" *walks away*
"do u have a thing for sweeney?" "what? of course not! that's a knee-slapper!" "ur erection is showing."
LMAO! love this movie xD
Livnosity 11 months ago
missed soo many great parts!
XStarSamaX 11 months ago
you forgot the part where she says "the judge is an old friend of mine, i used to suck his dick for drugs."
DjNic11 1 year ago
What did the 5 finger say to your face?
Wait, Wait, Wait...
*SLAP*
coldchance 1 year ago
You forgot the chipmunk ass part
MitchellASimpson 1 year ago
wispering eye is the best
bowin9196 1 year ago
You forgot "fuck you ms.daisy!" lmfaoooo
partypanda98 1 year ago
you need to include Jo lo Truglio. He's hilarious in every movie he's in.
Come, let us gingerly touch our tips. MEN! Get ready to dance....WITH SWORDS!
Ahhh... jingle jangle, apollo mans the reigns to begin his daily trek. RUB A DUB DUB!
therichardchannel 1 year ago
LOL 00:42 seconds... ''Never gets old.''
''Wait, wait wait..''
SLAPPPPP!
ahahahahaha lmao
ShufflerShaax 1 year ago
Beyonce pouring sugar on my dick
i died at that scene
infinity09x 1 year ago
Well, obviously we're not supposed to buttfuck these kids.
I'm not here to service you, I'm here to service these young boys.
Diana has put away her bosom. Apollo has lifted his skirt. The day has been launched.
No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
K3N7CR1P3 1 year ago
wat did u have for dinner was it cocaine
roadburn514 1 year ago
whats the song at 0:37 ?
nickkehh 1 year ago 2
@nickkehh it's: "Mr Blue Sky" by Electric Light Orchestra (ELO)
rikrodgers 1 year ago
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Fuck You Miss Daisy!
bderrera1 1 year ago
"I like the idea of it more than I actually like it"
"I'm gonna run a train on these chicken fingers, I'm gonna be like numnumnumnumm"
Damn I love this movie
HunterLikesSoda 1 year ago
wait wait wait *slap*
aysia109 1 year ago
hese are not the best bits, they are funny but theres better
james5980 1 year ago
@james5980 Dude, I'm working on a sequel! Be patient my friend, more will come...
rikrodgers 1 year ago
i do give a shit! give lots of shits!
z0umin0wa 1 year ago
i give lots of shits
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ewsaanikmaw 1 year ago
"obviously we are not going to butt fuck these kids"
Andydag904 1 year ago
one of the best lines that you forgot was when the aisian guy was sitting in the burger place and he said "I had cast a powerful shield spell and when you pushed me it wore off, but i would love to see you penetrate me again!!!" ahaha =)
eaglesbestman 1 year ago
my funniest part, "Well if you ask my kid for a game of quidditch he'd probably cum his pants" LOL XD
xOwntAlex 1 year ago
FUCK YOU! Ainsaid! HeH HeH HeH
MillitaRyGangsteR 1 year ago
fuck you anson! never gets olllld... ohhh wait wait wait *SLAP*
BigMetal174 1 year ago
Your white than your Ben Affleck
bugdukhaha 1 year ago
that kid is a little cunt :L
oMisFiTx 1 year ago
do you now what i ate for breakfast cockane do you noww what i ate for lunch cockane
what did you have for dinner
was it cockane
hilarious
policeman05 1 year ago 3
@policeman05 Thanks for recapping. I didn't watch the video so I'm glad you let me know what was going on.
dudehead456 1 year ago 2
wait wait wait................slap
Slayer10Man 1 year ago
Glad to see Jane Lynch still has that fierce personality in this movie and Glee.
She's awesome.
MYVJ357 1 year ago
Fuck you anson.. never get old waitwaitwait -Slap- Lmfao
footballyungin 1 year ago 2
cocaine
SuperWienerboy 1 year ago
'fuck you miss daisy' should be there :)
Mattyr333 1 year ago
does anyone know what type of car that is because i want one
ckbreakdancer 1 year ago
wait wait wait *slap* lol best part lol
310thegame228 1 year ago
YOUR WHITE THEN YOUR BEN AFLECK
030terror 1 year ago
you white, then you ben affleck
jbergs22 1 year ago
HAHA i like it how "Affkeck" hits him for no reason lol
Trudragon88 1 year ago
"Fuck you Miss Daisy!"
IamAlly90 1 year ago
Suck it reindeer games
Torin93falcon 1 year ago 14
@Torin93falcon I'm not Ben Affleck! Lol
rikrodgers 1 year ago 7
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@rikrodgers You white.. you Ben Afleck
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@rikrodgers You white.. you Ben Afleck
zeroxlulu 1 year ago
@rikrodgers You white, you Ben Affleck
timbo35353 1 year ago
@rikrodgers You white, then you Ben Afleck.
MmmmmGravyyy 1 year ago
@rikrodgers You white, then you Ben Affleck!
YoungBuckNY 1 year ago
@Torin93falcon i'm not ben aflack
you white you ben aflack right will
hes right you are white
ya i am white
policeman05 1 year ago
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This movie wuz too funny. . . btw, take a gander @ my "Role Model" video. Ppl will like it. I swear it should b viral or sumthin!
GeorgeRaphaelHarriss 1 year ago
This movie wuz too funny. . . btw, take a gander @ my "Role Model" video. Ppl will like it. I swear it should b viral or sumthin!
GeorgeRaphaelHarriss 1 year ago
Wait,wait,wait,SLAP
JohnnyRamosCoronado 1 year ago
if your gonna put this movies best bits then you might as well put the whole movie on youtube cuz i dont think theres one part that isnt funny
Mikel3ambi 1 year ago 7
@Mikel3ambi Very good point! Lol
rikrodgers 1 year ago
Well well well if it isnt Mr. bullshit and Dr. Im full of shit
In what way are we full of shit?
Which one of us has the PhD?
xxunrealdudexx 1 year ago
that movie was fuckin funny
rosco1290 1 year ago
lol (slap) ohhh. bitch!
CandyAppleBooks96 1 year ago
LMFAO when ronnie slaps him
13L4CKsumi 1 year ago
If you were a kid would you wanna hang out with me.?
HEY DO YOU WANNA GET RAPED.!
LMFAO.!
GiaOmega 1 year ago
lol, what'd u have for dinner? was it cocaine? HAHA! if u white, u ben aflack right wheeler? its true, you are white
yeah i am white :p
Harulover528 1 year ago
do you wanna get raped? o, you probably heard that out of context. when i asked my friend if he wanted to get raped
gonameaspoon 1 year ago
isnt that teacher from Talladega Nights?
PivotExclusive 1 year ago
he man, do you WANT to get raped?!?
u white, then u ben afleck.
Whispering eye? IT MEANS VAGINA!!!
y do kids take drugs.... cause they r awesome?
im sort of into politics. hmm, im sort of engaged. i sort of have a bonnor.
what did u have for dinner? was it cocaine?
did wheeler ever expose himself to u? HELL NO!!!
I DONT WANNA TAKE MY PANTS OFF!!! This bitch tried to grab my joint! LANGUAGE RHONNY! my language is english. and this motha fucka tried to grab my hing dang!
john117dude 1 year ago
ahh you forgot the part with rodny "no i dont to take my pants off|"
squeakyhammer 1 year ago
no fk you ms daisy?
atroposBE 1 year ago
LOL! the girl is the coach in glee! and she does cocaine XD
cuswco97 1 year ago
this movie was the fucking shit!!!
lollapaloozaFan 1 year ago
wat did u eat for dinner was it cocaine
robochip 1 year ago
BIT short...
MaxVenusMusic 1 year ago
FUck you Mizz daisy!
howdyimme 1 year ago
no fuck you miss daisy? :D
chinavase611 1 year ago
fuck you miss daisy
zachburnsred 1 year ago
That is the worst "best bits" that I have ever seen.
baron3928 1 year ago
0:43 hahahahaha!!!! love ronnie :)
FallenAngel1508 1 year ago
FUCK U ansen! Wait wait wait slapped right across the face best one and favorite part of movie
TheItaly296 1 year ago 2
the bit where he slaps him in the face is my favourite in the whole film..definitely!
georgecc90 1 year ago
THE WISPERING EYE PART MAN lmao
buckson 1 year ago 3
what'd you have for dinner?
was it cocaine?
puntolover21 1 year ago
What'd you have for dinner? Was it cocaine?
danecook321 1 year ago
Fuck you ansen! Wait wait, BITCH SLAP! lol
BboyZero100 1 year ago
" Lets gingerly touch the tip of our swords"
bostonsbrash 1 year ago
you white! then you ben afleck, right wheeler?
Adam0rockafella 2 years ago 3
"I bet if i asked him to play quittich he'd come in his pants"
XD
512thc 2 years ago 2
I love the part:
"Hey, pick us up in two hours."
"Fuck you miss daisy!"
LOL
trebor69rockin 2 years ago
"You white.. you Ben Afleck"
bpthrowheat31 2 years ago 32
@bpthrowheat31 I wish I was Ben Affleck. I'd be the best smug underachiver the world has ever seen.
AngstFisch 1 year ago
I love it when the black guy at camp says, "we're gonna make smores using WHITE chocolate"
icyhell1 2 years ago
the movie is so funny Bobbe j.Thompson (ronnie) plays an amazing part
19mackay92 2 years ago
orrr the "i bet if i suggested a game of quidditch he'd cum in his pants"
evveenn
the whole coffee shop bit at the start "large is large..infact, big is also large, grande is spanish for large. Venty is the only one that doesnt mean large..its also the only ones that Italian..congratulations your stupid in three languages" hahaha!
2bigdad2 2 years ago 6
the coffee part was freakin halarioss!!
pimp4lyf134 2 years ago 2
its hang down stupid
losersplayingsports 2 years ago 4
this is a funny part
MY LANGUAGE IS ENGLISH AND THIS MOTHER FUCKER GRABBED HOLD OF MY HANG DANGS
blake2698 2 years ago 2
"Let us gingerly touch our tips!"
JWilliamson1987 2 years ago 3
ronnie makes this movie
andrew4950 2 years ago 31
hey also maybe you should throw in the bit with ronnie saying 'fuck you miss daisy' xD that bit cracks me up :)
or maybe the bit at that chipmunk shithole when ronnie starts doing that crazy dance lol
fartsam08 2 years ago 4
what about the boner part? lol
SethRocks27 2 years ago
lol and to think the kid that plays ronnie apparently has a show on cartoon network now lol
ibanezplayer8080 2 years ago
"Fuck you Anson!" xD
mingebag851 2 years ago 2
I'm looking for the part where he pees green, you got that? :)
SteveRacerNet 2 years ago
I'll have a look mate - I can't remember that bit myself, but I'll have a bash... any ideas where in the film it is?
rikrodgers 2 years ago
It's near the beginning... when he is drinking tons of energy drinks and they are talking in the bathroom, he has so many he pees green. :)
animeolympics 2 years ago
The part when he says it looks like shrek's piss.
tonykoz 2 years ago
its at the start, where are selling the "Radio active horse piss".
chickenfinger7829 2 years ago
@rikrodgers Its when he goes to one of the schools and says i had too many of these im serious, wheres the bathroom. Then goes woah dude,
looks likes shreks piss. :D
lilluke153 1 year ago
@rikrodgers at the beginning
blakedudemanguy 1 year ago
@rikrodgers Beginning where theyre at the school and He says "It looks like Hulks piss" or something like that
RandomHero486 1 year ago
@rikrodgers It's right at the start when they're promoting the energy drinks and (I think) Paul Rudd goes "Dude, this is Shrek piss" That was funny :) xx
DimzzyA 1 year ago
my fave part is when paul rudd tells the dorky dude that "no, nobody sings that song"
OCIRELCNU 2 years ago
you white then you ben aflak LMAO
dibblezookk 2 years ago 5
my favorite bit is when wheeler is telling mcloven abou5 eagles HAHAHAHA
themightyjoseph 2 years ago
my fav is when ronnie slaps him when there in the car and when he says my language eglish bi@%& and this motther f tried to grab my joint and also when he kicks the tent down. i will hit a child
shutup4once 2 years ago
My fave parts from this movie are:
Fuck you miss daisy.
Suck it Reindeer Games.
this bitch is tryin to grab my joint / my language is english and this mitha fucka is tryin to touch my hangy dang.
You forgot to say (Ronnie sticks up middle finger) PLEASE!
No black man plays soccer.
And, what cause you think I'm black you think I did it
Notice something? All of them are Ronnie's lines! Ronnie is one funny MoFo!
SabinRules7569 2 years ago 4
what did you eat for dinner?
was it cocaine?
paul rudd straight in there!
dthompson90 2 years ago 2
YOU NO WAT I ATE FOR BREAKFAST: cocane
mckelvinfan 2 years ago 2
fav part is the drawing with beyonce
Kruelvillethewest 2 years ago 2
i cant find the part where the geek's mom was like "go kid!" and the king turns around and is like "you shut up whore!"
DenverBroncoz 2 years ago 2
my fav is f@*% you miss daisy and chipmunk as butt and whispering eye
waffleriddle 2 years ago
suck it raindeer games lol
jclar18 2 years ago
Oh god, paul rudd is so effin funny.
VictoriaaJadee 2 years ago
man fuck you ms. daisy!!! hahahaha
samuraiallen 2 years ago
hahahahahahaha that black kid owns
q2cme92 2 years ago
lol I LOVE THIS FILM =]
TM7MEHT 2 years ago
One of my favorite scenes is when their all fighting in the Jeep and Wheeler tell Ronnie to take over the wheel; also when Ronnie dance on the Chair in the Chpmunk Restaurant.
curlyfry44 2 years ago
why didnt u have the chipmunk charilies park we are hte ass butt wahever somehtign
omidbayat 2 years ago
cocaine loool!!
DYLONKIINGTHOMAS09 2 years ago
HAHAHA! It was hilarious when the vehicle pulled off fast, and Paul's head jerks back, at the end of the clip!!!
scorpiorequiem 2 years ago 2
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that was not funny..
beefsoup555 2 years ago
Neither is a "nut kick machine". I see it on your favs. It was so not funny.....
scorpiorequiem 2 years ago