Webisode 16: You Take The Bus To School

[TombLara]

Scott is hilarious! :D

[MooseOfReason]

My submarine would be powered by coal, which is shoveled into the furnace by Oompa Loompas.

[christinedeal]

"& doctors would amputate your head..."

What a morbid child.

[TurrianAgent]

The parts with Pat singing was AMAZING.

[TRISTANRAMEZ]

pat is like the krist novoselic of weezer.

[GalaxyDuster]

OMG... this is the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

[razorwings]

Lol, I didn't think weezer aged either until i saw river's bald spot at a cd signing. I lol'd and aw'd and loved weezer more for all the time they've shared with us.

[TheBlueResistance]

Is this bad that it's about a bus ;(

Rivers getter better man!

[goodnightingale]

The kids saw this video for the first time this week and they are PSYCHED! We're planning a Weezer party and a viewing on the big screen. I came up with this project because I wanted the kids to write for someone other than me or their teachers. Now they've written for thousands. My sincere thanks.

[KingM0571]

That's my son's invention the EX-17 at 3:30 and my daughter's story at 5:50 - the Hoverbike 2009.

[onlyfrantzgirl]

Very cool, this is my husbands niece's class up in VT.....Sally if you're reading this awesome job!!

[HLGGanoth]

NO ONE IN WEEZER AGES!

The only thing Rivers has to show for him being almost 40 is the wrinkles when he smiles, and even then, some people are just born like that!

I have to say that Patrick is the only one who you can tell is aging but even then, he looks like mid-thirties.

Oh, did I forget to mention that Scott is FORTY-FIVE?! LOOK AT HIM! He could lie to me and say he's 30 and I would SO believe him!

We must extort the fountain of youth from Weezer...they know the secret!!!

[dusmo]

love it!!! I wish I wrote that book ):

[ArtRockRules]

These kids are so picky. It'd be nice if i just had a boat. I don't care if its solar powered, i just want a boat.

[drhoobad]

Too bad all these kids have been indoctrinated by global warming cultists in the classroom; they sound quite imaginative.

[attributionerr]

I wish I could go to Harvard like Rivers and major in how to become a legendary badass

[Coreyvan38]

I can't believe how smart these kids are =P

When i was that age all i wrote about at school was pokemon O_O

[ArsenicDrone]

I held it together until busting up at 6:34... a submarine that runs on corn! Just picture people throwing ears of corn into a furnace, and this submarine slowly chugging along, pumping out massive clouds of black burned-corn smoke.

Or maybe it is run by KoRn, funny either way.

[jacobjdog]

ex-17 lol

[ariman55]

7:24-7:39 (if your wondering if i want you to) i want you to

[dylantwists]

wtf

[ThrowntoReality]

Please release the version at 0:45 on the album, at least as a bonus track!!

[janettetsmith]

Don't you wish you could still see things this way when you're all grown up. It's all downhill after the stroller.

[ericiscool133]

Scott has very large muscles

[YouXKneekXIT]

;:) haha these are like my bad videos haha ;)

[JeffysPlayhouse]

you take the bus to school, i'll take my board

[idontknough]

and when i'm out fuel you'll probably stay afloat.

[Kakashi3280]

I thought we were just going to school???Walk,ride,ect???But a boat?lol

[Emptypiro]

i think it was probably a school project. for creative ways to travel besides taking the bus.

[weetsie]

worst band ever, what are you people? 5?

[Kingmac246]

Who said that they made this?

[ZyxthePest]

"DUDE! You got one trampoline and then a WATER trampoline! That is happening"

lmao Scott is so into this.

[7ruegamer]

If you're wondering if I wnt you to.. is ur best song ever

[lishakara]

Man, I love kids' stories. I still have some from my elementary days, total nonsense lol.

Love the songs XD

[bajeebas847UK]

i love that song haha

[sakebutor1]

Those kids will be so proud when they are grown up and see this video.

[vasilyprovatakis]

hahahahaha you could eat shaqs

[TVGirl96]

lol i wanna read that :D

[oxidethrust]

Pat's way is bestes.

[weezergiantsz]

can someone PLEASE tell me where i can get the shirt scott shriner is wearing?

[alexwillow]

kids come up with some cool shit haha , ace xx

[moderndukes]

I think i might take a sumo wrestler to school just to see the looks on peoples faces. this was cool vid, kids are hilarious

[lukehantzis93]

Rivers reminds me of Sylar from 'Heroes'. LOL at 1:35.

[judet2006]

Man this is epic. Kids are perfect.

[yourawesomenesss]

Enjoy 5th grade. lol.

[Umprella]

an iPod and a gun

that's all anyone needs in life

[PlanetofMars]

man, these kids love solar panels

[loldecepticonlol]

LOL That was funny as hell.

[ngaiox]

Haha, I love you Pat. As boring as you are on stage, I love you!

[ilyazvyagin]

Yay!Rivers shaved the stache.

[robomaniac7]

hahahahaha

[someman94]

Lol eat shacks.

[weezerpotter]

u guys are the best band in the world!!!I cannot wait 4 Raditude! ☺

[metallicameron]

Raditude? Whats that? Sorry hehe

[CarlosEXtreme93]

the upcoming album

[metallicameron]

Holy Crap thats awesome!

[pen1232]

You Take The Bus To School and ill take my board

[GuardianOfHate]

oh lol

[LittleMexiGwen]

LOL too cute. I have to agree with one of the comments above- Karl, that made me dizzy. And if it wasn't Karl- then whoever was holding the camera, it was a little too much zoomin In & out. But the content was great! :)

[coollead]

You know who I wish was as talented as the kids who wrote the stories?

The guy holding the camera. Way to not stand still. Watching this made me incredibly dizzy.

[happyhysterical]

"I pressed the red button and my feet strap-- then there was an iPod holder."

[happyhysterical]

This was so adorably funny.

[McAnellyisme]

Scott Shriner is so hardcore.....

[TriangularDuck]

haha. a microwave that can cook anything. like french toast! and it runs on corn.

[sm00thie311]

hehehe... i want a hamster-powered car!!!

[maru14able]

i love the mini cooper in this at the beggining!!

[maru14able]

lol

[Warmveggiesandwich]

rivers is so dramatic hahaha

[reCupcake]

Brian is having difficulty reading these xD!

[LilFrizz3191]

lol he probably got the kids with the really crappy handwriting.

[jorn89]

The people who made the book are so happy right know :)

[pitelada]

best band ever

[maru14able]

pat is soooo funny in this!!!

[yourmexicanfriend]

holy shit! Those kids are great! =w=!!!!!

[TheAmazingBojack]

A hamster powered car sounds AWESOME.

[LilFrizz3191]

"human pot pie." lmao

[janettetsmith]

This kid's sounds very advanced compared to the other writings. He'll be a famous screenwriter.

[reesespuff27]

Yeah that was my favorite one.

[ar14m30nly]

aha, thats adorable

[WoWAdmanGuitaring]

WEEZER come to the UK and play "The Brighton Center" because it would be awsome!

[redrosebud06]

HAHA! i love it! Only kids can come up with this stuff. God, u guys are amazing.

[tomataso]

jaja fuck is so crazy hahaha

[beatlesbabeeex1]

LMAO

you take the bus to school

and ill take my hamster powered car

[gdrfte]

finally a new weezer cd!! this ones gonna be great!

[wastingoxygen]

hahahaha kids are insane

[DawnVita]

WEEZER!!!!!!

[idekao]

funny

[bennyandjoon121691]

"You can eat shacks. You can eat snacks." Rivers is so funny.

[ZeppelinFan122]

The sumo wrestler jump sounds like a solid plan. I'd try it. :P

[peezednerderotic]

haha this is funny!

[nasilver24]

Is that a song of theirs playing at the beginning of the video? If so, which one?

[alducharme16]

I think it's their new song ( I you're wondering if I want you) I want you

[alducharme16]

if you're wondering*

[Justinman1992]

Weezer you suck

[popomczowzow]

I disagree.

Weezer you rule

[madasrabbits06]

yes!

[shawnbeaulieu]

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Cheers!

[maverickhockey48]

You can eat shacks? NO WAY!

[kingchyzer]

Sumo Wrestler?

[TheAmazingBojack]

It would be sweet if they wrote a song around these XD

[killermel23]

cool

[conmister45]

lol so funny

all those kids are like brainwashed by apple though lol.. and surfboards..

:)

=w=

[tackmcmoney5567]

WTf haha amazing i love you =w=

[GabbsiiGoox3]

I'm seeing you guys in concert soon! Im so excited! :D<3

[blinknirvanaweezer]

same! in toronto with blink!

[reCupcake]

i am

laughing

my

fucking

ass

off

[euryswesson]

haha you guys rock! =w=

[PsychoticSmith]

=w= for life!! You guys are the best.

[TombLara]

Fueled by corn, eh?

Sounds like a good idea actually.

[zeedee892]

xD Awesome.

[C0leman]

Pat is hilarious...

[ItalianMafia36]

rivers pat brian and scott you guys are the best band ever inspired me to play music and without you guys i would never be where i am right now in my life. you guys are amazing

=w= 4 life!!!!

[mark1800]

all along the undertow is strengthening its hold....

[emuellerx]

With this new insight, I'm thinking Rivers should rewrite the song.

[tnteesha]

=w= I love you guys!!! =w=

[greenKarusell]

solar power, sumo wrestlers, i-pods... umm))

i always think that Surf Wax America is a magic song ^^

[Slipknot666fire]

Weezer come back !!!

I'm in a hurry to listen their new album !

...Soon...

=W=

[MastersofDumbassery]

wow thats alot of solar panels, guns, and water powered crap. How does everyone in this 4th grade class have an iPod?

[lisam805]

Cutest. Anything. EVER.

[T4T3RT0T5]

Hampster powered car? Brilliant! You gotta love little kids and their child-like imagination.

[bestao3]

hilarious

[therealyanksup]

eat shacks LMAO

This is great.

[krane33]

Riv needs a haircut

[MistaRowland]

I love Rivers' hair.

[Skater10497]

rofl

[celstick4]

weezer rocks

[BrianJensen]

these are pretty cool inventions, a lot of solar power and water :P

[unboundgrunge]

well thts nice of them

[TheRaindrops]

THANKS KARL

[ZuseBassist1]

You guys should play a show in Vermont sometime

[slowmatt321]

yes i agree i would go xD

i live in vermont lol

[adrianennis]

me too!!

[slowmatt321]

lol awesome!!!!!!

[qweewqaz]

I love how serious rivers reads them.

[hamster12a]

Awesome!

[yarlyx111]

RADITUDE

[TrailBlazers4everCK]

ytiyght

[BenFraser]

These kids love solar power.

[paulsmartialarts]

RADITUDE!

[ericksuckballs]

come to my school :D

george washington high school in philadelphia, pennsylvania

[Fartkins65]

this is so much fun lol

[Dangeresque300]

:-)

[dartfaerie]

You guys rock :) Maybe you can stop by my son's school next time you are in Seattle ;)

[peacennlovex]

I'm So Glad Rivers got rid of his mustache.

<33

[hcortens]

me too

[bonhamsapprentice]

yah lol

[WTFvictor]

HINNAGE!!!

[horkytork178]

haha how cool! :]

[tuckandmich]

thats so rad! i wish i could have done something like that in third grade...except i had never heard of the solar powered technology.

[Happyking43]

Weezer needs to go to Crocodile Rock Cafe in Pennsylvania, lol they'd be mad sold out.

[garka]

lol weezer has so much free time XD

[siabproductions]

Haha. This is so funny.

I love you guys!

[KaioMC]

haha cute...solar power ftw XD

[THEAARGUY]

close to first

[gbollo91]

this song gonna be on the new album:P

[nFnBjR]

cool

[Rickynator120]

lol :O

[Rickynator120]

biggest fail evar lol