Jesse Eisenberg on Conan (2010)

[juhutrallala]

This is what I watch whenever I'm down. Never fails to lift my spirits :)

[oOangelinheavenOo]

"What had changed dor you since `the social network´ came out?" "Ive got more cats"

Hahahahahahahaha, oh Jesse, I love that!

[sebeed]

baby got back

[ValenciaFan1]

He seems like a really, really nice person. I can see why Andrew Garfield is so glad to be friends with him!

[yosoyelMiguel]

.i. for jesse

[MartinSawyer]

Jesse you are complete morond. USA didn´t help Spain in the II WW at that time it was ruled by the facist General Franco and he didnt participate on th WWII, it was in the Spanish Civil War when some americans tried to help the republican side. Go and take a History book before showing you are "smarter" than spanish people.

[PlannedObsolescence]

@MartinSawyer I think he meant Europe in general. Calm down.

[Silverice92]

@MartinSawyer You want him to read a history book for what? Making a joke in Conan Show? Dude, you are way too serious.

[MartinSawyer]

@Silverice92 You understand sarcasm as well as Jesse thinks he is funny.

[Silverice92]

@MartinSawyer Based on most American's reaction to this interview, I guess I'm the expert of sarcasm. :-P

[528491Inception]

that woman has some ass

[pixargal007]

The sides of my face are now aching from smiling too much! :-)

JESSE, NEVER CHANGE, DUDE! NEVER CHANGE! :-D

[quemedices1980]

i saw the Spanish program. they were just having fun, seriously . they do it but with no intention to hurt or insult you. its fun. if you can't see that , you have no sense of humor.

if u understand Spanish and want to see it , type in this guy's name and El Hormiguero

[PlannedObsolescence]

@quemedices1980 I think he knows they weren't trying to insult him - he's just joking.

[Venzilla]

@PlannedObsolescence Course they do! and i their "retaliation" you can clearly see they are just being funny but at the same time making sure they didnt offend him or anything like that.

[Silverice92]

@Venzilla I saw the video and you can clearly see the guys are uncomfortable. To me, they are making fun of them. Telling someone to speak in another language and then laugh at them is an insult.

[SirV3nt]

@Silverice92 Though I can understand where you are coming from - please don't think that I haven't attempted to see it from that perspective - but 2 things there are to consider here: firstly, he does have a translator (and with all on the spot of translations, there is a degree of error, though this is not the point I am trying to make) and secondly The culture gap is an easy thing to get confused over, but If you don't keep an open mind, you can easily misinterpret one thing for another.

[Silverice92]

@SirV3nt I don't think the translator is on when they were "trying" to speak in Spanish. Andrew was asking the meaning behind the phrase while both Justin and Jesse look confused. It looks like the translator is on right after they repeat the phrase in Spanish. To ask a foreigner to speak in jargon that only natives know... I don't consider that very nice... plus the laughter right after is not helping the matter.

[TheLindzz17]

Jesse Eisenburg is fucking amazing.

[YourLoveButton]

And then i get to be the sexiest geek alive...way to bring it home jesse!!!

[SheepCreAtions]

Aww, he's so nervous! >.<

[TheMaven19]

Two words: Woody Allen!

[joserolo]

Eisenberg should read more...Spain DID NOT participe in IIWW......

[setsailprairie]

@joserolo WWII*

[pequepaula44]

I don't think it's polite of him critize the spanish show he was, because I saw it and they weren't making fun of him.

[sunnysummerheaven]

he really thinks all the love for him is sympathy? hes crazy

[sunnysummerheaven]

he sits in exactly the same position in both interviews with conan

[karimaasonya]

be right back im gonna marry him k. bye.

[Cuomosexual96]

he's sooo funny<3

[aramish182]

Ohmygod can I just marry this guy?

[musicfinatic]

I love both of Jesse's interviews with Conan; they are probably two of the funniest things I've ever seen EVER. And Jesse is just the cutest thing of all time.

[bananabob1980]

My heart hurts from wanting him so badly lol I may move to new york and say a little prayer. Rofl = )

[misssilivren]

my cheeks hurt from smiling.

[DearPrudence5678]

"and then they drive me to a hospital"

lmfao, he is so great

[eliloverx33]

ugh how i love you jesse <3

[purebliss7]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE HIM <3

[ayoemcee]

he's so awkwardly adorable, i love him <3

[GreenDayFan79]

Gosh he's adorable :)

[uyentran1234]

JESSE'S SMILE, is something to die for <333

[AMVGirl]

lmao Jesse and Conan interacting together is always funny

[XTaniaSpainX]

Listen to me Jesse Eisenberg u are an asshole .... do not treat you in spain bad and without education...in the tv program(el hormiguero") has been more than 100 international celebrities and everyone was so happy with the people and with the tvprogram and they come many times here... you are sooooo retarded ...the only problem apart from u...is that u are insipid and with little sense of humor u are an idiot and u can learn other languages and history moron

[ArtBit64]

@XTaniaSpainX And what the fuck have you accomplished in your life other then being a stupid spanish person.

That's right, jesse is better then you. get over it.

[XTaniaSpainX]

@ArtBit64 when you know locate spain on the map tell me....moron fanboy

[lollipopxogirl]

he isn't really awkward, it's just he talks so fast and he pokes fun at himself and he just seems so good natured about everything you can't help but love the shit out of this man. he's also gorgeous, which is a definite plus ;)

[rachelchow1995]

At first, i was wondering that why they were shaking their left hands

[MrOnairos]

He's hilarious!

[nabdsajdax3]

he is so funny and adorable and awkwardly amazing in every way possible and i love him to death!

[BlackMetalNinja]

Geek is a compliment :)

[geminicherrydance]

He is fucking incredible!

[MikeJfan15]

he is so sexy and cute he is the exiest man alive after leo dicaprio, j depp and ryan rey

[ladyvader401]

Sexiest Geek Alive?...I'll say! :-D

Also, this might be a stupid question, but: Why are all the logos and stuff flipped?

[NadineBeex]

@ladyvader401 so youtube dont take the vid down for copywrite

[bhoj03]

who is that fat guy? and how come when i watch an episode of conan hes always the first guest?

[sarahrawrs4eva]

@bhoj03 Thats Andy he's Conan's Sidekick not his first guest

[birdscameflyingabove]

Jesse's hand at 2:34 (:

[DubieJubie]

@birdscameflyingabove bahahahahahahaha

[aallaannaa]

Jesse Eisenberg: the shows here in Spain are not designed to humiliate american actors or anything like that. Besides, didnt you say you didn't speak that much Spanish? how could you possibly know? There have been a total of 100 international guests and most of them were American; Will Smith took his family with him the second time he went to the show!. America didn't help Spain because Spain was non-belligerent. He's just probably too afraid of what goes on outside his precious America....

[PrettyLittleMoustach]

@aallaannaa Antes de dar tú gran discurso defendiendo al Hormiguero, ponte a ver otras entrevistas de Jesse Eisenberg, así es su forma de ser. Y otra cosa, siempre que defienden al Hormiguero salen con que Will Smith si se divirtió, ya esta gastado ese nombre.

[DubieJubie]

@PrettyLittleMoustach what

[DiscClub6]

@aallaannaa chill he is making a joke!

[elvisniperx]

i'm so scared for you hahahaha

[idrinkskyyvodka]

;;you're a really successful GEEK. :)

my favorite part of this whole thing,

get's me everytime. :)

[17lilfaye]

wow this is serious hes got some serious issues it might seem like hes making jokes but hes not hes just nervous as hell

[SarahRougex]

2:32 i want to be that couch.

[vuongnhivo213]

Thumbs up if u watch this in 2011!

[plumstrudel]

god Jesse Eisenberg is so adorable and neurotic and hilarious

[Kassaremidybelllynn]

Did not stop laughing the entire time this interview was going on. I love Jesse so much.

[spanishedition]

Me parece despreciable.. que el Jesse Eisenberg diga esas cosas del Hormiguero cuando es un programa para hacer pasar un buen rato a la gente. Este ha visto alguna vez a Will Smith o a Cameron Díaz en el hormiguero¿? se lo pasaron genial. Este tío no tiene ni idea. Solo por las tonterías que dice en este video ya le tengo en mi lista negra

[TheOuyeah]

@spanishedition bueno la verdad es que el programa del hormiguero es un poco estúpido y no todo el mundo se va a sentir bien teniendo que bailar y reirse de bromas estúpidas

[spanishedition]

@TheOuyeah que tiene que ver las bromas que gasten el hormiguero con lo que se queja este de nosotros?.. dice q no fueron ni respestuosos ni amables con el.. y eso es totalmente falso en . El hormiguero si no hiciese bromas no sería lo mismo y es una de las cosas que tiene de bueno.. pero en este caso no tiene nada que ver, el se queja de otras cosas

[TheOuyeah]

@spanishedition Pues cuando vayas a USA y en vez de preguntarte cosas sobre la pelicula que has hecho empiezen a hacerte bromitas estupidas sin gracia niinguna y mucho menos gracia para una persona de america, pues dime tu como te sentirás.

[spanishedition]

@TheOuyeah pero que me estas contando¿? si encima de que el Hormiguero esta hecho para pasar un rato divertido encima los pagan y todavía se quejan los cabrones!.Te repito que es peor según vosotras la broma esta que nos hacen ellos a los Españoles que la que le hicieron los del hormiguero.. (que no tenían nada de bromas estúpidas)solo querían hacerles pasar un buen rato..

[TheOuyeah]

@spanishedition pues es tu opinión, para mi eran bien estúpidas, sin gracia y groseras, en lo único que llevas razón es en que les han pagado y que antes de ir al programa ya deberian haber sabido a lo que se enfrentaban.

[TheArrowRodrigues]

@spanishedition macho es una broma. Si tomas muy serio el show de Conan, hombre te vas a sentir muy insultado por mucha cosa.

[spanishedition]

@TheArrowRodrigues vamos a ver, es una broma pesada.. casi es peor la broma que nos hacen ellos a nosotros que la broma que les gastan en el hormiguero al Jesse este. Eres español acaso? por q no lo parece.. hace un comentario generalizado y eso no está bien hacerlo ni en bromas.

[Rayluaza]

@spanishedition youre hopeless

[spanishedition]

@Rayluaza tu también..

[Rayluaza]

@spanishedition and imature apperently

[spanishedition]

@Rayluaza que pasa que no te atreves a decirlo en español o que¿? aunq entiendo perfectamente lo que dices.. eres tu el/la que has empezado ..

[Rayluaza]

@spanishedition i dont speak spanish... and how old are you? "you started it"? WTF? are we back to 1st grade?

[spanishedition]

@Rayluaza if you don't speak spanish how do u know the meaning of the words¿? sorry if i am inmature but I think i'm not the only one. How is doing your pokemon?

[Rayluaza]

@spanishedition lol i never said i didnt understand spanish and F*CK WHAT A CREEPER!!! Im glad to say I dont enjoy pokemon anymore because I.... hum... whats that called? ...oh yeah, I grew up, dumbfuck. But you dont have to! You can keep on watching el hormiguero and filling up your "listas negra" you hopeless piece of crap...

[spanishedition]

@Rayluaza Who is the inmature now? I didn't insulted you in any way .. Definitely you haven't grown up. How old are u ?...ten..?

[Rayluaza]

@spanishedition insults arent only expressed through words... you ought to now that... if you were mature...

[spanishedition]

@Rayluaza whatever... you look a huge fan of Jesse.''con gente como tu no se como iría el mundo, menos mal que las personas tenemos más cabeza y 2 dedos de frente''.I'm not going to answer u any more.. so put whatever u want honey..

[alejandroperezdeniz]

Jesse Eisenberg are a moron "that programs are designed to humiliate Spanish to American stars"? you who you are is a fucking idiot, you're paid up for coming, I'll tell you conan humble, as if we were not going to find out, do not ever come back from Spain asshole! a greeting from Spain fag sick

[blanchirico]

listen jesse, I'm a fan, but...you seem pretty uptight and you should try to be a little bit more modest and understand that not every country is the same...i've seen your interview on the spanish show, and you were pretty rude too. I can speak english, spanish and french fluently and i can tell you without a doubt that the interviewer wasn't being rude...I guess Jesse isn't really a friend of humour, but well, we can all see that watching his overall awkardness in several interviews...

[barbaraaaaaful]

If I ever get a pet bird, I am naming him Jesse EisenBIRD. That's how much I love this guy. lol (plus I'm watching Holy Rollers at the same time as this :D) Ha.

[innocentramblings]

AWW JESSE. x3

[DaBomBGreenDay]

I have never seen Conan laugh like this ever is he like in love with Jesse?? Hmmmmmmm....

[Kabybel]

@DaBomBGreenDay Who isn't!? :P

[DaBomBGreenDay]

I love it how on his walk over to his chair he doesnt dance or go crazy he merely awkward walks over <3

[BeadyEyedFreak]

I can't concentrate. Jesse keeps... massaging the armrest.

[WierdWarriorGirl]

if you guys don't stop fighting, im giong to have to tear my eyes away from jesse. don't make me do that, please.

[Nameless164]

Venus is a freakin giant.

[lovelyspringweather]

jesse's awkwardness makes me want to be his bestest friend.

[Khaagon]

Ohh, by the way: Olivia Wilde, Kesha, Will Smith (twice), Mel Gibson, Dwayne Jonson (THE ROCK), Borat, Miley Cirus (twice), Selena Gomez, Vin Diesel, Adam Sandler, Jennifer Anniston, Will Ferrell, Eva Mendes, Chris Hemsworth, Dwight Howard.. all of them were in "El hormiguero" before you and none of them was humilliated. Trust me, NOBODY HUMILIATED YOU, IT'S A HUMOR PROGRAM,you just don't understand spanish humour or dont have sense of humor at all and you felt uncomfortable. THAT'S ALL.

[sydneyXalanna]

@Khaagon I feel like just because of your two comments I already know, and hate you -.- get off your thrown and quit critizing others, why dont you take a look at yourself?

[Khaagon]

Spain didn't take part in WW2. SPAIN WAS NEUTRAL. We had our own civil war before world war 2 which ruined Spain for so long, and you never helped us, you supported the dictator Franco for 40 YEARS until 1975. "Franco is still dead" remember?? xD

tHANKS FOR RUINING us! WE OWE YOU NOTHING. WE DISCOVERED YOUR LAND IN 1492.

You don't even have your own "american" history, YOU ARE PSEUDO-EUROPEANS...

Jesse Eisenberg, you are an I G N O R A N T. Learn your history.

[Thehives413]

@Khaagon i believe he was being sarcastic. he has a a dry sense of humor.

[Rebearaniva]

@Khaagon Spain didn't discover america, they stumbled upon it thinking it was india! It wasn't until Americo Vespucio that america was identified as a continent. Also, America didn't need to be discovered as people were already living there, remember? All you did was kill and slave native people, take america's natural resources and promote the colonization of the entire continent by other european countries. Good Job! There is plenty of american history...

[Khaagon]

@Rebearaniva Yes, but Columbus DISCOVERED IT, regardless what he was thinking, HE DISCOVERED IT, and Americo Vespuccio NAMED IT.

Columbus was the first european, Yes I am aware of the native americans, which the british almost exterminated in NORTH America.

All we (europeans) did is build the modern american nations. USA has been founded and built by europan inmigrants mainly.

USA would not be the country it is without europeans. (without people like columbus and Americo, and many others)

[Khaagon]

@Rebearaniva Also Spain helped the USA in their independence war against the brits. Do you know Blas de Lezo, Bernardo de Galvez,etc?

You owe us more than we owe you...

Learn your history, which is EUROPE HISTORY.

bye bye, pseudo-europeans

[Rebearaniva]

@Khaagon What makes you think North, Central, or South americans want to be like Europeans? We are inevitably genetically related but we have our own rich culture and history. I am from el salvador, though born and lived 18 years in France before moving to Canada, I think I know my European and American History pretty well! Espana y Europa tiene que superar su complejo de superioridad, espana encontro un continente sin querer pero America no le debe nada mas que miseria e injusticias a Europa

[sydneyXalanna]

@Khaagon boo hoo, get over yourself! He's an actor that dropped out of school, not a History Fanatic like you!

[Khaagon]

@sydneyXalanna i PREFER to be a History Fanatic than a completely I G N O R A N T.

[sydneyXalanna]

@Khaagon than a competely Ignorant? Wow You're not that smart anyways. Jesse is not ignorant, he was probably joking, obviously you didnt hear him and Conan laughing after he said that, you have no sense of humor, and you are obviously not as smart as your comment makes you sound.

[thegarginator]

oh yeah thats what conan looked like with his beard...

[errosmusic]

he was on a show called El Hormiguero... he seriously doesn't get the point of the show - it's supposed to be tongue n cheek and self-depricating. And the show is a kid's show for the love of god... with ant puppets. What a loser this Jesse is!

[leppardizeit909]

The video's reversed... Did anybody else notice that?

[Khaagon]

@leppardizeit909 yes I did notice. "tbs HD" logo is reversed xd

[leppardizeit909]

He looks 12 years old...

[TheCarrotYT]

Is it bad that I kept staring at his hand rubbing the couch? Repeatedly?

[qwedsa0901]

hahaa when I hear his voice now I cant stop thinking Of Blue in the Rio Movie

[Janellio16]

a;sdkhfgd;agh THIS IS QUALITY

[rclarke18]

LMAO at His reaction after kissing Venus Williams!

[ThePetey3000]

Hopefully people understand this guy is being sarcastic and he doesn't really mean any harm to any european or spaniard to be specific

[HyperSugarKid]

He is so hilarious..

[jgalrito]

Well, Europe pretty much took care of itself in WWII, as the German were defeated by the Soviets; USA defeated the Japanese armed forces, probably because they were angry for Pearl Harbor. So his comment about WWII was really ignorant because USA took part of the victory of the Allies, yes, but didn't do it alone and didn't rescue anything. I'm sorry for my bad english.

[septemberkid1]

By cats he means pussy.

[32888999a]

IGNORANTTTTTT!!!!

WE SPANISH WERE NOT IN THE II WORLD WAR!!

NOW WE CAN REALLY LAUGHT AT YOU MAN!!

[Superia1oo]

jesse is the same when hes acting

[Salanygsan]

HAHAHA at the random: "There are a lot of award shows..." xD

[Ajnaton]

What an asshole! the show he went to is one of the top comedy shows in Spain, mostly A list guests and they all love it. Maybe this idiot should have a bit of sense of humour and learn more languages, that will be a plus for a proper actor....well, I guess he is not.

[nickhawkman]

@Ajnaton lol what a dick comment

[Ajnaton]

@nickhawkman I agree, what a dick comment! but hey......he is american, saviour of the europeans and the whole world (specially Irak, Afghanistan, Palestina etc.....)......what a dick comment it is!

[DanishKitten]

Stroking that chair like it was Andrew ^^

[Flopsy1997]

He's not the sexiest geek alive, he's just sexy PERIOD.

[kellymj84]

i would kill to be the arm of that chair <3

[xgrapeloverx2114]

he is so funny :)

[Gheiela17]

"My life is just basically, you know, feeding and cleaning cats, and then I get to be the sexiest geek alive."

LOL.

[iloveband08]

"I'm working with a small team now" hahahaha too cute

[TheBasketo24]

why he is speaking so fast ? I cant understand ! :( can somebody write here what he is talking about ? I am sorry because of my bad english :(

[pamplemousse221]

I like him... but he was mocked on El Hormiguero like all the other spaniards, europeans and south americans. He was NOT discriminated against for being American.

[heythereitslogan]

All I can focus on is how he was rubbing the chair the whole time. O_O

[usernamemaybe]

haha "you too congratulations"

[OfficialKOABMedia]

when andy walks past the camera its sooo funny LMAO

[OfficialKOABMedia]

i wana be that couch lmao

[OfficialKOABMedia]

when he says "sorry" its so cute lol

[TheOptimalmale]

haha hes hillarious

[missstripedsocks]

I just love how Conan genuinely seems to like him and finds him hilarious.

[tunecci]

hilarious interview! so nervous the poor guy lol

[inrwizards]

lol if u ony interact with the media of a foreign country ull probabbly get a bad impression of that culture. just imagine if the first american a foreigner meets is leno...:P

[lostichan]

Does Jesse HAVE to molest that chair so much? It's adorable (...like basically anything he does, damn him), but very distracting XD

[GhostMasque]

I have watched this. So. Many. Times.

[TightMoneyGripp813]

This was super funny...and wowzers to Venus Williams, in that beautiful dress.

[pal0oz]

oh my god I just want to hug him

[girllara2003]

his tongue when he laughs/smiles omg

[Dreamsofhome1]

Isn't it strange that in the social network, Jesse plays another person who is actually younger than him ?

[xXRubella666Xx]

What an adorable little darling. :3

[80Josephine08]

geek's a compliment nowadays! 

[rachel1161979]

Imagine Jesse rubbing you the way he rubs a sofa. Pure heaven <3

[nsilvar]

press 1

[velouriesa]

LMFAO he is hilarious. Conan knows how to interview guests like Jesse too. he keeps it interesting and light and funny. Leno would have been dull. Letterman too. I like this one though. I havent seen zombieland or that fb movie but I like Jesse Eisenberg he's very clever and funny but in an understated sorta neurotic anxious way. Seems intelligent too.

[ibeniikkii]

I love how Conan cant seem to stop laughing!!

[GleekEchelon]

Omg he's so funny and weird, I JUST LOVE HIM!!

[realbeereels]

I LOVE HIM

[CampsColine7373]

He's funny!! *surprised!* Very different then the Mark he played...

[notrllyamoviejunkie]

HOW IS HE REAL.

[pokingthepenguin]

JESSE STOP STROKING THE CHAIR

[PeaceLovePink223]

He is sooo cute! Adorable and nervous!!!

[PeaceLovePink223]

He is cute!!! XD