Steve Ballmer about iPhone app store

[1augh0utL0UD]

His shiny head reminds me of a bowling ball

[xfraudbuster]

I wonder how this guy keeps his position

If it's because there's nobody better at MS, that's sad

[bloodbathy]

how come this man can be wrong all the time ?

[jaymeeface]

haha ha ha money *let me think* ummmm *still thinking* oh blah blah blah blah blah..... Yea we are gonna copy apple in windows 8 with apps but call it something else... were still working on it an trying not to make it look like we just copied apple.... AGAIN!!!!

[rquader]

he is so entertaining

[Oneness100]

Ballmer's ideas come from watching Apple and when they make a lot of money Ballmer pays attention.

[pattyestrada6]

there is a striking resemblance between Steve Ballmer and Peter Boyle as the monster in the movie "Young Frankenstein"

[SJ4EV3R]

This young kids is how you will sound and think like if you take cocaine!

[genestarwindjf80]

Steve Ballmer is nothing but an asshole.

[Qfictionable]

OMG I never realized he was such an idiot!

[chrlsnos]

Judging by the slur in his speech and his inability to sit up straight there's more then water in that bottle

[wittenberg5]

developers! developers! developers! (hops up and down like an idiot, sprains ankle)

[JoshKlint]

Why does anyone listen to him? He sounds like the homeless guy outside the coffee shop. "MAKING MONEY IS A VERY GOOD THING, DAR, DAR, DAR!!!"

[MalarkyD]

I would have loved to have seen Chris Farley imitate this guy.

[drazzking22]

Is this guy retarded? He talks like he has a dick stuck in his throat! Go open another store and give away some concert ticket for free so a lot of people could line up for ticket.

[scabberdoug]

Somebody find me one video where a reporter is asking an Apple executive to respond to the release or success of a Microsoft product.

[SALESPRODUCTIONS]

Isn't life / the world / strange ?

How is it that this irritating bizarre/psychotic bald ugly idiot has like 15 billion dollars - and runs MicroSoft ?

I wouldn't hire this guy - let him date my daughter - or even want to be around him for more than 30 seconds - because then I would want to punch him in the face for being so irritatingly bizarre.

[MrDemilord]

He is dumber then anyone i seen

[oaklandtobangkok]

Steve is a lucky man.

[patricketurner]

derp dup derpy dum. MONEY!

[belal03]

how the fuck is this guy CEO

[lalzup94]

@belal03 thats a question im also trying to understand...no wonder Windows is slowly going downhill now

[TheBigdan210]

that chick is hot.

[kfki]

the chick is smokin' hot!

[apacheman15]

Isn't that a kick in the balls seeing a complete idiot like this being a CEO of a major company making millions? Where oh where did I go wrong? LOL!

[Afzalive]

@apacheman15 You weren't in the same college at the same time with Bill Gates.

[rockapartie]

@apacheman15 yeah what an idiot! magna cum laude, anyone?

[itsonlymeuk]

How many times can this guy get it soooo wrong. He said the iPhone wouldn't work, he said the iPad wouldn't work no wonder Microsoft are going to shit!

[ryanswp]

What an arsehole!!!!!!!!

[OlavLjosland]

240p, we meet again >:U

[Ms1973Boxer]

Интервью с подводной лодки.!

[Euadam]

I used to work at Microsoft in Redmond. I met Ballmer a few times. He's a clown and clueless. very time he spoke he sounded like Barney Gumble.

[StarwasterPrime]

Was there a coherent answer in there somewhere? My eyes were glazing over towards the end...

[BrianPx1]

His words speak for themself.

[bmccarville]

Oh look, somebody made that nice man with downs syndrome ceo of Microsoft.

[RockerAtHeart2008]

This guy has been clueless for so bloody long it's gobsmacking he continues to be CEO of Microsoft.

[zjumps33]

this is why apple is visionary not reactionary...

[rockindoodcm]

People are forgetting this is back from 2008.

[SuperSimonuk]

@rockindoodcm but apple were thinking ahead, and planning for the future.

[rockindoodcm]

@SuperSimonuk I'm not saying they weren't. But What Steve said in the video was true at the time.

The iphone 1 was a failure in many respecs. It wasn't untill the next model that it really took off.

[SuperHyphyOne]

Ballmer sounds like he's the retarded cousin of Bobcat Goldthwait.

[mmkid444]

theres not much money being made in the appstore?... what?

[rockindoodcm]

@mmkid444 back in 2008 there wasn't

[thaburger]

this is that crazy guy , jim cramer , not balmer

[tellthetruthyoumoron]

let me guess that guy is drunked. Or at least retarded. And fuck you Duda

[SebaZerega]

I hate Ballmer!!!

[04Stefan07]

i had to crank up the sound to hear the lady then I shat my pants when ballmer spoke! lol

[illusionsOfgrandeur1]

@04Stefan07 lol :)

[LovingPoontang69]

i bet he hit that after the show.

[quest8899]

damn he talks loud, need earmuffs

[Incognito1986]

@quest8899

He talks in ALL CAPS!

[ranthegirl]

I guess he knows better now.

[volaju2071]

That mouse freaked me out for a second.

[lumberj23]

@zfjquery

hey steve ....no, that would be inappropriate.

[thisstuffisbig]

0:53 that funny apple has just payed its developer 3 billion dollars in revenue

[aaroninclub]

not much money being made? your a load of crap ! u know nuthin

[xion247777]

How the hell did he become the CEO of Microsoft????? Get some Sense dude... U are a CEO of Microsoft!!!!!!!!

[brickman73]

arrogant asshole

[MrSuperman787Films]

WHOS THAT USED CAR SALESMAN

[SIeepyWonder]

@MrSuperman787Films LOL!

[MundoMad]

Who hired this guy for MS? Bad decision!

[malbane2006]

@MundoMad well from what I remember back in the day he was a college friend of Bill Gates.

[CarMoves]

Microsoft has been a turd since Steve took over

[blakeb1555]

Ballmer has missed and will continue to miss every single market trend.

[eyzonm3]

@blakeb1555 I agree .. and I am a PC guy

[appleguy1804]

MSMobilesDotCom, the dislikes is not towards your video, it's toward what Ballmer is talking about (which is stupid). Don't worry about the dislikes :P btw R.I.P. Mr. Jobs

[lucidwebpress]

I'm glad I've lived long enough the see their failure mode begin. MS turned into an evil money-suction org years ago, about the same time that they were getting sued for being monopolistic. If they had charged less for their os product, people wouldn't have minded paying, instead they act like ogres about copy protection and wringing every dollar. Then they bribe congress to allow more visas for foreign hires. It was one thing after another with them, I'm glad to see them fail.

[Meskyan]

ROFL close your eyes and start listening at 0:35. Shit "literally" sounds retarded.

[adamslacks]

Uncle Fester is still: 1) fat. 2) bald. 3) clueless. 4) Talentless. or 5) All of the above? WHEN will the stock holders demand his resignation?? Hopefully before the company fails completely

[AtomicAutopsy]

@zfjquery you are ignorant ! the game just started its more of bye bye apple !

[glowcode]

fucking idiot.

[CAREDU1976]

Imbecile!!!!!

[IsJeBoyGeert]

In every video with ballmer he estimates the future completely wrong. like in one video he says the iPhone will never be a success. Like anyone wants a zune.

[mrjkdeyoung]

I like to make money, so i can afford Apple products. :D

[nxchannel]

@iPwnedUnigga MS is exactly looking for people like you! You freaky shitty fan of MS.

[nxchannel]

Thumbs up with her! Is there anybody there?

[christiankinney]

How's WP7 doing...?

[electroman6913]

Steve Balmer is starting to look a lot like Frank Barone

[schnurr31]

@electroman6913 lmao

[Mnikita7cool]

And this retard is the CEO of microsoft...... there you go, thats y the company is going down the tubes.

[robertduckyworth]

what is her accent? ameringlish?

[spitmanmac]

@robertduckyworth it's called an Australian accent . If you've ever heard one before you most certainly wouldn't have posted such a stupid comment. thank's MATE!!?

[imran1985iqbal]

fuck that fat idiot....shes HOT !!!

[MsPwain]

She is hot enough to be in a linux commercial.

[midwaynights]

What i believe is that steve ballmer is not into computers or tablets or smartphones or softwares or hardware, i honestly believe he doesnt know the present and future of computers. he is just a salesman.

[proudy97]

I had the volume turned up all the way because the video was so quiet, and then Ballmer start's talking and blows out my speakers. On my Mac.

[KivaEmperor]

I think this video deserves a thumbs up for the hot chick.

[joseph971]

@KivaEmperor i agree

[FirebrandNIRE]

MS Ballmer = FAIL 

[hectorae86]

@zfjquery WEll, you must be one of those people, who DOESN'T KNOW that Microsoft actually owns 49% of Apple and that at least outside America, Apple stuff is basically hype....... and we know that a hype will never sustain itself.

[mexopefo]

@hectorae86 it is just a lie... they have 0,0046% in control but through Private Capital Management.

[hectorae86]

@mexopefo In 1997, the Apple and Microsoft entered into patent cross license and technology agreements. Microsoft purchased 150,000 shares of Series A nonvoting convertible preferred stock. These shares were convertible by Microsoft after August 5, 2000, into shares of common stock at a price of $8.25 per share. In 2000, 74,250 shares of preferred stock were converted to 9 million shares of common stock. In 2001, the remaining shares were converted into 9.2 million shares of common stock.

[mexopefo]

@hectorae86 During 2000, 74,250 shares of preferred stock were converted to 9 million shares and in 2001 the remaining 75,750 preferred shares were converted into 9.2 million of Apple common stock. All 18.2 million shares were sold by Microsoft in 2003.

Currently, Microsoft owns about 0.0046% of Apple through a Private Capital Management fund and Apple owns about 0.39% of itself the same way so whether Microsoft ever held any power in the company is questionable at best.

[FoobyZeeky]

Why are all of these clips out of sync with the audio? Is it really that hard to sync them -_-

[rquader]

you gotta love Balmer.. he was almost becoming monkey boy...

[14fbmj]

Apple is becoming Nike. Nike just develops the design of the shoes and make the publicity, the other things are off company. Apple now just make the design of the hardware and software and the publicity, software functions are made from developers and hardware from Foxcom.

[Bazuna]

Ballmer should have raped her.

[savemyplaylist]

@Bazuna Then he should have forced her to eat the cum spewing out of asshole.

[llVllahi]

This guy sounds retarded lol.

[GuitarPunk95]

Who is that woman?

[vulgarox]

How did this clueless person become CEO of Microsoft?

[juliankossmann]

FIREEEE HIMMMMMM :'(

[supercooldude2121]

@juliankossmann You cant. Hes the CEO

[juliankossmann]

@supercooldude2121 Can't a board of directors or board of investors or something do it?

[pellizon2]

What is that Fucktard talking about?



[VanMedia]

damn she's sexy7

[Millahtime]

"there's not much money being made" LOL. This guy is always so far off base it's amazing. I know it's two years old, but even back then when the app store launched that would be such a foolish thing to say. Here we are, less than three years later since the app store launched, and Apple has already paid out over TWO BILLION dollars to devs. Once again, Ballmer just being SO out of touch.

[rubenandpimslapping]

@Millahtime I believe Apple granted a check this year of 9 billion dollars to all developer

so yeah Ballmer was fuckin off base xD he must have been like OOH...... Shit shouldn't have said that

typically Microsoft and now they're suing apple for patenting app store because they want to use a name for their store the Microsoft app store

hypocrite don't you think:P

[rubenandpimslapping]

@rubenandpimslapping whoops ment cheque sorry :P

[AnderdroidApps]

@MrRomMaster I'm so depressed. Bill Gates was so cool. Ballmer is the only reason I haven't switched to WP7. WP7 is SEXY. Ballmer is NOT.

[AnderdroidApps]

Beauty and the beast.

[theshinywolf]

this man is driving microsoft bankrupt! his business skills are terrible!

[andimaterie]

crappy offsync video. how can someone fail like that?

[murdoch201]

The video and voice isn't correct. He is his mouth moving but there is no sound. Fake!

[ankitpasi1]

@murdoch201 There is just a delay in the video. The audio and video aren't synchronized.

[Stube437]

Good Question! What's happening now with the app developers is what would have been happening for P.c's if it wasn't for Microsoft stifling the industry.

[tlsviddies]

"I don't think anybody's making any money"

Yesterday, Steve Jobs:

"Apple paid 2 billion to app developers"

LOL

[murdoch201]

@tlsviddies Oh, and you directly believe Steve Jobs? He is asking 30 percent of the buyed apps in the app store! And if you don't pay to Apple and put it into the App store, your phone will run the application extremely slow. PC users are making more money. 93% of computer users are running Windows. Mac's included in the percentage.

[murdoch201]

@tlsviddies Mac only 6% and Linux 0,75%. 1% is running something totally else

[OhadAlmagorOhad]

Video and sound were synchronized using Windows Movie Maker.

[murdoch201]

@OhadAlmagorOhad No no, using iMovie

[Muad420]

The interviewer is not hot. She's rather plain looking and lacks personality.

[angrymoth2]

@Muad420 Man. U got some high standards.

[halflifeproductionz]

holy shitsticks she's lovely!!

[PurushaDesa]

Looking at them both on those stools, I feel sorry for her. It's like the worst episode of Blind Date ever.

[JesusSatanAllah]

The interviewer is pretty hot

[wolf2161]

Move over Homer..

and let Stevie take over !!

[HDv1de0]

not making money or are you too sorry  to admit Microsoft is no at the top any more

[hesellsmystuff]

My God - does he even realize he is INCREDIBLY annoying and bizarre ?

[Donkens]

bad synced video

[ZeeIris98]

im surprised Microsoft still exists...

[MajinSaha]

He seems drunk.

[ejnar95]

he's not funny and not smart. he's a fuckin douche

[hanrinch]

what's her name?

[hanrinch]

i dont see ballmer here....only hottie :D

[marco114]

He reminds me of Kevin from the Office

[zirzoop]

is he 4 rea l?

[MartiW]

Family Guy

[thatPUNKdude]

wow...she just gave me a boner :P

[gnossticc]

@thatPUNKdude Beautiful lady! yujuu!

[MsPwain]

@thatPUNKdude Good it didn't give you a balmer :)

[OneHitKill91]

The company needs a better CEO. I don't care what he does but he sounds like a total slob in his interviews

[ScarsAndBrusis]

lol long and herd

[AlexMit7]

Damn! I should lower the volume in 0:40 - Why Steve do you talk... SO LOUD?!

[samgraves2]

Fix the audio, ffs.

[stableshadow]

He's like the big dumb baby doll in Toy Story 3 -- except the doll didn't speak.

[kash2be]

the luckiest dick head of the planet Steve Ballmer! LOL

[helianimal]

He IS a goofy freak show isn't he!!!

[whoohoo576]

microsoft - Bill Gates = Vista. I want Bill back. Ballmer's just an idiot who doesn't want to admit that Microsoft is worse than Apple by focusing on Apple's weak spots. He says iPhone is a dumb idea, and that Windows Mobile will always be on top. Now iPhone is very popular, and now even Google's making a mockery out of Microsoft with Android.

[ArjunJethwa]

steve should of just pulled out his tiny little cock and started fucking her...that'll shut steve jobs up.

[a17r17]

he is the jack ass of microsoft.... bill was the steve of microsoft

[screennameless]

Heh heh... he said "long and hard"

[twasyourdad]

Ballmer sounds like a sidewalk pacing retard

[RobinZwama]

She's cute (A)

[alextimashkov]

what's the name of the journalist?

[f937r]

Balmer is tunnel vision'd and near sighted. Horrible CEO needs to leave Microsoft.

[wesscoast]

My god she's amazing.

[juanroberjr1]

im in love

[highway788]

@juanroberjr1 please tell me you're talking about her. :P

jk, she's hot

[yajiu]

he's really weakening. He's ready to take my iphone enabled d)KK. Trying not to be so hard-line in his approach is making him look like a d(KK s+!T, v)OOg^a taking limp node rather than... well... Apple. {not employed by Apple} [but use apple products everyday + cheer]. So, in summary, Ball baggs will always laugh at something as innovative as iphone, when he really feels like crying

[flappospammo]

fat useless piece of shit

[ImaginaryLegion]

@flappospammo

I know. You better lose some weight.

[smartin807]

Balmer is obviously not used to being number 2 (or less) in so many markets.

[MistahhB]

Not much money being made? I read a newsstory about a guy who made a 99c app and sold it 2.5 million times.

The guy became a dollar millionaire from making an app.

Companies love to make apps because there's so much money being made.

If nobody made any money why is the app store flooded with over 200k apps?

This guy is trying to cover his ass.

[WvB22]

@MistahhB This was recorded over two years ago. At that point there weren't many developers making money. He hugely underestimated the importance of an AppStore for sure.