Ho, ho, ho, you fucking fuck.

[IamRyanLPs]

So.... Not funny.

[devilzzzzzzzzzz]

Hahahaha! I know i reconised him! xD

[TheSilentOne50]

"Give me presents you fat fuck" was what i said to my dad on Christmas last year.

[murutattack]

what the fuck are you fucking with?

[wakojakoo]

Santa give me my presents u fat fuck and get ur homo sexual reindeer of my roof

[sumporkhunt]

santa, you better get your fucking homosexual raindeer of my roof

[deus1118]

GIVE ME MY PRESENTS YOU FAT FUCK!!!! LOLOLOL

[coolmountains25]

what the ?... heck?!? this is alright to all a.... FUCKING GOOD NIGHT!. thks for trying but it was too late i alrdeady made a fool aof myself with this film

[TotalDramaMolly]

hei can you get lyrics

[daleson84]

go go st Kilda :D

[stepup2ba]

So Fucking Funny

[dizzynhigh1]

give me my presents you fat fuck XD

[patricksk1123]

I'm wearing a funny red fucking hat

[kimiwersen]

I have a beard just like him

[zedrein18]

@kimiwersen Well that's ALL you have in common with him, you fucking zero.

[jazzythegreatest]

"Give me my presents you fat fuck!"

[jordaniansparkes]

Hang on just one minute. You just ordered some one to 'learn how to spell' with a comment that contains seven spelling and puncuation mistakes. I suggest you should consider going back to school yourself...

[Bgp72benjamin]

OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING CHRISTMAS VIDEON IN THE FUCKING WORLD! fuck!

[noobzone90]

oomg fucking god this fucking fcukingfunyy fcuk fcuk

[xxxdominaterzxxx]

hahahahah lol funny 5 stars!

[Supertanookiful]

what the heck he`s wrong with it?

[RankGangsta]

lmao

[bobbyjobob123456789]

why dont you just say give me my presents you fat fuck. lol

[LimeGuy101]

lol he should have said after the prancing reindeer bit "santa, get your fucking homnosexual reindeer of my fucking roof, and dont you fucking dare sneak into my fucking house, and empty your fucking sack, you big red fat fuck!" that would have been awesome!!

[LimeGuy101]

hehe, yeah, hey why did someone make your comment spam?

[ALI150296]

They did? I dont see it as spam lol. Why should it be spam, your comment was hilarious Haha.

[LimeGuy101]

hehe, yeah i dunno some people are just stupid, anyway thanks

[GurlzRuleSkool]

Wow. Is it me or does he say fuck a lot?

[woodstock44]

hah well im either getting a nice fragrence kit with some body wash and a loofah... OR NOTHING COS IM A FUCKING MOUSE!

[NOOBSPRITER]

LOL santa has a capsicum head

[ZomgItsBrittee]

Yeah,

some Of My American Friends Get It, But I Had to explain Some things xD

[Mattybro5]

what the fuck are you doing in my living room

you sootie red bastard

[Mattybro5]

give me my presents you fat fuck

thats gold

[jugga1235]

give me my presents u fat fuck! so funny!

[jugga1235]

u guys r so right, americans arent this funny,

only aussies can do this!!!

[ZomgItsBrittee]

Give Me My Presents You Sootie Red Bastard.

Ahh, Fuckin Aussie Pride Mate.

Americans Dont Get This Humour. x]

[emjaiz]

so true, because they're ignorant.

[thespartan771]

what in crikey fuck r u on about ??????!!!?!?!?

[JstTera99]

HAHHAHAHAHA

[Stylish787]

LMFAO!

[BrOiimTC]

fukn hello how the fuk r yhuu

congrufuknlations..

[ipodcheese]

you dont have to be skinny t fuckin stab or shoot somone u bunh of dum fucks

[masterchiefspizza]

2:23 ha ha ha ha ha ha a ha ha ha ha fuuunnnyyyy

[daddyslittlegirl330]

that is NOT funny it's bad and stupid

[dragonpup1]

LOL. Neville tamatos. old macdonald had a shot gun fucking bang

[samwisethree]

Happy christmas, this fucker is going on my channel.

[masterchiefspizza]

2:20 give me my presents you fat fuck

[Stylish787]

lmaoo thats the funniest bit

[wogboy79]

this guy is funny as hell! lol even the real chopper reid agrees ho ho ho you fucking fuck!!!

[mulletsruleYEW]

lol fuckin funny as lol

[andysandypandy]

Fuckin hellooo

[TinWashingMachine]

Give me my presents, you fat fuck

[rtds9fan]

"Prancing? Fucking Hell!!" "Santa you better get your homosexual reindeer off my roof!!"

LMFAO

[jazzythegreatest]

@rtds9fan or else i'm gonna start fucking shooting

[CaitlinH12345]

omg i love this its such a crack up!

[juzzen]

hhahahahahhahah!

[B3ndayh0]

'ho ho ho you fucking fuck!' LOVE IT haha

[hihowareyou22]

ROOOFL!!!! AHAHAH!!! homosexual reindeer!!! aaaaaaaaaahhhh!!! ahahahahahah

[danjack17]

nz is a nice place, wtf, australia is a nice place.. chill teh fuck out everyone

[Ndshite1]

Hehe, peace brother.

xD.

[charliebrownface]

you guys are alright i live in fakin england where it fakin rains all day!

[Sonpar1s]

FUCK U NZ OWNS U BITCH

[hihowareyou22]

lol ok

[mf2230]

em beeched es brew

[I3l0k3M4N]

shut up and go fuck some sheet, you goddamn kiwi

[Keegzey12]

Aussiland is the place to be been here all my life we got plenty of fuckin views

[11Frankthetank11]

Arghh NZ and Australia are both great places, No need to argue about it

[toddy1994]

Australia is definitely better :P

[ilonanaderi]

I live in australia and i fucking love it.. and newzeland is nothing like Autralia !! :D

go Aussie

[needkan9]

yeah new zealend can go give itself anal cauz australia is ten times fucking better

[lickybicky12]

newzealand is way better than aussie newzealand would kick aussies bloody ass!!!

[confusedandbloody]

yeah but that doesn't make up for the growing prices of uh.. everything

fuckin milk

[stereotypical213]

yeah true, new zealand has some pretty cool mountains and stuff like that

australias just got some big ass rock in the middle lol

[kbaum222]

i wanna go to Australia

[cmeshuffle187]

i live in australia its fukin good

[kieblo1]

it's not good liveing in aussie.... IT'S FUCKING KICKASS!!!!

[needkan9]

ur damn FUCKING RIGHT

[BubbleRawking]

ha lol its mad as

[stereotypical213]

australia is the place to be mate. alot of these stereotypes makes australia look like a place with a bunch of bogans drinking beer, but its a good place.

fuckin funny shit lol

[kieblo1]

coz this country kicks ass??

[TurnAGundam]

How would that get him out?

[TurnAGundam]

Why'd he cut his ears off, or was it an accident?

[KeepOnBlazin420]

He cut his ears off to get outa H division in jail.

[TurnAGundam]

What's "H division"?

[KeepOnBlazin420]

From my understanding it is the high security division of Pentridge Prison which is in Victoria

[TurnAGundam]

He must have been super desperate to get out of there.

[KeepOnBlazin420]

wouldnt you be ? lol

[TurnAGundam]

Indeed. XD X3

[smiddy515]

the prison block he was in

[smiddy515]

to get moved out of the prison he was in and put into max security so he didnt get killed

[cogamoto]

harden the fuckup

[herbalicious74]

how many times does he say fuck?

[dunzer1990]

Fuck you fuckin' fuck counter excellent

[diddydiddydum]

fuck you faggot, it's called freedom of speach

[travdogger]

seriously you silly fucks, theres no fuckin need for you all to quote fuckin lines from the fuckin clip when we've all just fuckin watched it for fucks sake you fuckin idiots

[kieblo1]

watch ya fucking lenguage lil fucken kids might be fucken readin this ya fucken moron... fuck stop with the fucken chopper wannabe, let the fucken idiots have there fucken fun, fuck!

[Hodgy]

HAHAHA U CHOPPER WANAB HAHAHA

[MaksutovCG]

harden the fuk up!

[travdogger]

bang fucking bang

[Westsider4454]

How the fuck are you thats fucking right bro

[mrstupid95]

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!

[Ariellemelissa14]

love chopper, LEGEND AUSSIE!

[alex1joey]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"You better get ur homosexual raindeer of my fucking roof" HAHAHHAH!

Chopper OWNS!

[datfuriouswon]

LOL . this guy is hilarious

[ArtificialGhost]

AHAHAHAHA Ronnie John's Half Hour is awesome!

Gotta love chopper!!!!

[branchedout63]

give me mi presents u fat fuck lol

[rapidistucfl]

this sucks

watch watch?v=b7F787AnlHU =)) much funny

[0dour]

sooty red bastard!!!

[steelgear]

Absolute classic. This guy swears like a fucking Scottsman.

[knucklescapricorn31]

"Fuck! Who write this?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Fucken good question.

Call me when you get the answer =D

[Arthurb06]

Dude im in australia, and ronny johns rules lol, but my bro said it was eric banner, and i beleived him lol

[fretsonfire75]

It's not eric bana.

[gingy717]

'Get your fuking homosexual raindeer off my fuking roof or im gonna start fuking shooting.

LOL thats the best bit

[WhiteyEre]

yer thts fuCkin great!

[alex1joey]

the real chopper reed isnt in jail he was but he aint now!!

I heard he cuts his ears and they sent him out

[demazphantom]

LOL!

[sadjosj]

31 fucks lol

[knucklescapricorn31]

Get OUT OF MY LIVING ROOM, YOU SOOTY RED BASTARD!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL This dude is a fricken legend ^0^

[ccore1]

chopper reed is a murderer, that isnt chopper reed, thats ronny johns imitating chopper reed. the real chopper reed is in jail.

[butch19811]

mate chopper reed has been out of jail for years!

[Arthurb06]

No thats actually eric banner there, pretty wierd

[mf2230]

yeah its ronnie johns you fukn yank knowitall

[Arthurb06]

First of all im Australian, Dickface

And second of all I got it mixed up Eric Bana is on the Movie, Not Rohnny Johns.

[TerryMFNCourageous]

Best fuckin stache ever.

[antcunnn]

i thought he couldn't read? lol

[antcunnn]

why can no one spell Reid right?

[knucklescapricorn31]

I think it's 'Chopper Reed'

[munchkin221]

ahah this is hilarious!

[demondragon45]

this dudes funny as fuckin' hell.

[xXShadowRider9Xx]

Fucking Awesome Dude

[rockchickdee4eva]

shhhhhh dont give that away lol.. that ruins it

[HeavenlyAnarchy]

that isnt the real chopper just to let ya know.

[purelegend1]

y is everyone giving heavenlyanarchy thumbs down, this isnt chopper, its ronnie johns

[HeavenlyAnarchy]

thanks man. it's a fucking conspiracy around here :P

[purelegend1]

now worries. all these guys are cockheads. they need to harden the fuck up :p

[HeavenlyAnarchy]

good call lol

[knucklescapricorn31]

But it's fricken hilrious =D

[Tri88]

No fucking shit.

[JimmyChiffels]

Oh I am sorry I just don't like these Kind of jokes and i didn't really have time to think about if hes australian or British so lemme rephrase that. Aussie fuck.

[JarekKeenan]

Maybe don't even rephrase at all.

[JimmyChiffels]

gud idea. im tired of arguments..

[HeavenlyAnarchy]

then dont start stupid shit fool.

its called comedy, dick.

[hittiekid]

hahaha funny basterd he his

[dilligafwave]

homo deer lol

[shredder091267]

Merry fucking christmas

[JimmyChiffels]

British fuck..

[yogeshun]

dus dat betekent LMAO! lach je kont eraf!

[yogeshun]

hohoho jij neukende neuk? wat is dat voor kutonzin?

[xxOtoshiixx]

omg sooo funny, i was in hysterics and was my friend on webcam LOL

[RETSBAR]

Santa, can I have a box of tissue Please......I have *TEARS* from LMAO!!

[yogeshun]

ga janken

[kelsey7852]

wtf this fuckin guy is fuckin weird and he doesnt fuckin stop using fuck or fucking...

[cruddiestcrudever]

Yeah this is pretty funny the first time, but after you've watched 5 in a row it gets quite boring

[patmac251188]

I tell you who won't be getting any fucking presents, Neville Fucking Bartos

[bad2thebob]

Who the fuck is this prick...-.-

[patmac251188]

It's Chopper Reed you prick!

[croc09]

Give me my presents you fat fuck!

LMAO

[rnaismith]

when did Chopper learn to read?

[mustangowns]

fuck yea fucking good vid ive fucking whatched this fucking vd fkucking 100 fucking times fuck

[Jas007n]

What are the fuck are you doing in my living room? You fucken sooty red bastard?.

Fuck who writes this?

[knucklescapricorn31]

HAHAHAHAHA!

Congratu-fucken-lations! What a stunning piece of dectective work, fucken constable christmas.

Prancing? Look Santa. You better get your homosexual reindeer off my roof or I'll start shooting!

[Pigeonhead07]

happy fucking christmas and fucking good night prillent!

[hondacr60r]

lmao!

[Ratraccoon]

Reminds me of Larry the Cable Guy reading the politically correct version of T'was a Night Before Chirstmass to some kids. LADY OF THE NIGHT! LADY OF THE NOGHT! LADY OF THE NIGHT! The really scarry part was that all the kids got that joke.

[DaddyBoyLeo]

fuck you b00bb00b906

this is one of many funny clips ill agree with you that skithouse is gay cuz yeah skithouse and comedy inc are pretty shithouse and rhonny jones does have alot of unfunny skits but he has a load of funny ones

harden the fuck up princess

[b00b00bs]

This is the only funny clip I've ever seen on RJ's.

Nice. :)

[newmaster321]

i recon all the rj clips are shit funny

[Smokin528]

you fucking suck,, harden the fuck up

waas do fuzk mefn