The Top Ten Quotes Of Al Bundy (Updated)

[cesar556613]

It's the Fat that makes you look fat!

[therealplease]

How i handle women today is because of Al Bundy... God save em

[scottieman2]

I should get royalties for this show. I am so Al Bundy.

[DisneyVillain]

Terry Rakolta must have 18 accounts.

[AciddReign]

NO MA'AM

[gregaman]

i still remember one quote of the itty bitty titty committee



[afa78djd]

@gregboyds Yes sir she is! Gotta love big women like that.

[Filconmop]

woman .... can't live with em ... the end ! EPIC

[ASDF123428262]

I WISH AL BUNDY WAS MY FATHER

IS MY DREAMY DAD

[BlueSmoke87]

I've been watching Season 1-11 repeated for weeks now, All Hail Al Bundy! No Ma'am! Love this video too.

[jerzyfam]

al bundy is the greatest white man ever

[sudanesgal]

i love when he makes fun of dorseee

[penner1964]

I guess, the best scene ever is, the face of Al, as Kelly in the Touchdown Trivia Show don't remember the answer of the question: "Who makes 4 touchdown in one single game for Polk High" :D

[jeydo]

I didn't get the last quote about the 1/2 tank of gas.. anyone care to clarify please?

[loveboyfeet1996]

@jeydo Al says that the woman is so fat that if he wants to reach her back that he has to drive the car.

[bxn4l]

@jeydo he's saying she's so fat that he needs to drive his car to get around her and even then he doesn't have enough gas

[coryp0808]

@Itachi55463, it's from Season 5, Episode #1 "We'll Follow The Sun."

[Itachi55463]

@coryp0808  thanks

[Itachi55463]

wich episode is #2 from?



[coryp0808]

@KaRoU323 Do you mean the #10 quote or the one that's playing at the beginning?

[KaRoU323]

What does he wanna mean with the 1st quote? (English is not my native language unfortunately)

[DIZAZZO]

"This is your brain..."

[ronaldinhoakka3000]

Kelly: daddy can i have a thousand dollars?

Al: sure ask bud, i just gave him a million XD

This was the funniest line i've ever heard him say.

Dunno which episode it was? so if anybody knows? please?

[yajirobesama]

Women. Can't live with 'em.... the end....

[mikepler]

Should have put in something about his four touchdowns in a single game.

[ElementOfHate]

i consider myself better than everybody else in life cuss i saw every episode and have absorbed all of Al's wisdom of life ! :P

[caviper1]

@ElementOfHate - me too, and not only that, my life resembles Al´s in every f. aspect

[Kotazo85]

@ElementOfHate good....may his wise words keep you safe from the claws of a woman with a ring and a priest....

[0ilikeboobies0]

@ElementOfHate You're better than most, but i have every season ready to roll on the harddrive. And i'm a card carrying member of NO MAAM : )

[trishtoro]

This was a great video! Nice mashups of quotes!

[cupiiid]

2:20 "EAT SHOE AND DIE!" HAhHAA!

[coryp0808]

@sockerman1078 It's from Season #5, episode #82 Al...With Kelly.

[sockerman1078]

What Episode is #8 from?

[bulldogsfan]

@sockerman1078 - Season 5, Episode 2