@Philsaccountable Well it is hard to tell what sarcasm is over the internet, you should know that, and also, alot of people are serious about shit like that
Maybe the Department of Transportation should look into this as a way to stop drivers from running those red lights or at least use this as a way to weed out the dumbasses from the roads.
click 4 then 2
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Get fucked dont do it
GtxRtyhemmzz 6 days ago
I live in Hennepin County (!!!) and our state Supreme Court found those red light camera thingies to be unconstitutional. America. Fuck yeah.
AntoninusFTW 6 days ago
I love the top comments.
JohnnyBuckrot 1 week ago
Ride The Lightning ;P
RedRad1990 1 week ago
but isn't it green for that car :o
killerdude93 1 month ago
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killerdude93 1 month ago
thumbs up if you would have been the guy who backed the fuck up
fettsheir 1 month ago
I just fuckin love you guys<3
domiluli28 1 month ago
Anyone notice how there was no yellow light? (middle was red)
Fennecfox10 2 months ago
@Fennecfox10 Uhh no, it looks yellow to me. Maybe you're just a moron?
hotshot87 1 month ago
@hotshot87 Still looks red ; )
Fennecfox10 1 month ago
@Fennecfox10 No it wasn't. It's just a darker yellow.
ginnoveffect 1 week ago
They should show this in Drivers Ed clases
CaptainX24 2 months ago
Christ, Hennepin P.D. shoots people in the face with bazookas for farting in the skyway.
fhqwgads2 3 months ago
this was 9 seconds i want my money back
Philsaccountable 4 months ago
@Philsaccountable Dumbass the video was only 5, the titles gave it an extra 4
Metaldudehere 4 months ago
@Metaldudehere
if you're going to keep on using the internet you should probably get a sense of humour and learn what a joke is.
Philsaccountable 4 months ago
@Philsaccountable Well it is hard to tell what sarcasm is over the internet, you should know that, and also, alot of people are serious about shit like that
Metaldudehere 4 months ago
I'm pretty sure that was 9 seconds
deeruner 4 months ago
I'm sorry driver. I can't let you do that.
PaulieDeMafia210 4 months ago 3
...and you did not even notice there is no 8 sec
DeFeCtAtOr 4 months ago
Big Brother just got worse. Now he has LAZORS?
rifleman1002 5 months ago
0:05-0:07 ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
ExOKeine 5 months ago 3
9 sec...
beanic00 6 months ago
@beanic00 3 second intro, 5 second film, 1 second credits. GET OVER IT.
Rollthebuddah 6 months ago
As long as you're completely over the line before the light turns red, the cops don't care.
MessyPaint 6 months ago
That's the newest police traffic device, the HALightpost 9000
TheZombieOutOfHell 7 months ago
@flamingchicken4 he said "I totally got this, I can make it!"
EggtasticTaco 8 months ago
"oh my god, fuck a baby!" exactly what i say when running a red
flamingchicken4 8 months ago
The best part is how the other car starts backing up.
KillerCheesepuffx 8 months ago
If this happened, there would be 2/3rds of the population Gone...
IllusionOfHatred 8 months ago
Is that the Warthog SFX from Halo?
Jasinto1972 9 months ago
GLaDOS?
AzeJam 9 months ago 6
LOL
Scidadle 9 months ago
Did anyone else notice that he was flooring it straight into a house?
saxano327 10 months ago
The car backing up out of fright. :D
chibineji7 10 months ago
hahahah,just like the annoying turrets in the berlin wall map
flamingpheonix5000 11 months ago
@flamingpheonix5000 good job nerd
MrPsykokiller13 11 months ago
LMAO! The white car backs up after that happened....
RapSensationDream 1 year ago
Nuuuu! the "pretty eyes" babe was in ThAT car!! wwwwwhhhhhyyyy!!!!!!!
yauzza87 1 year ago
Green means go, red means stop and yellow means very very fast.
theyootubepoopfan 1 year ago
Meanwhile in Chico...
coolkeyblade 1 year ago
I blame Kubrick
ultamatebeatlefan 1 year ago
cmon it was dark green light !
hrabia99332 1 year ago
...and parts of the world are still in poverty!
ajdaman64 1 year ago
I can't let you do that, 5SF team.
Bulzeeb15 1 year ago
@Bulzeeb15 2001: a space odyssey??
41admello 1 year ago
did you see the car back up at the end
tobianator1 1 year ago 9
@tobianator1 "Fuck that shit" lol
vgfreak4life 1 year ago
i hate it when that happens
vryafoat777 1 year ago
OMG THIS IS 9 seconds not 8!! WE ARE GONNA DIEE
cupcakexlindsay 1 year ago
i can see this in the near future :P
ffinfinity1 1 year ago
just think if it ever malfunctioned! XD
noface181 1 year ago
Kelsey's FUCK is very satisfying.
frankptrmeyer 1 year ago
Looks like the red light *puts on sunglasses * ran them YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
silverc93 1 year ago
Looks like these two...
*puts on sunglasses*
... came to a dead stop.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
l0rdjimmy 1 year ago 63
never running a red light ever again
dajokerwild 1 year ago
*slowly puts car in reverse and backs up*
onwardparasites 1 year ago 4
LOL.... I love how the red light looks to the right at the other car next, and then they back up...
pinkpixy 2 years ago 6
it kills
15firekid 2 years ago
dont jump a red light
15firekid 2 years ago
Haha!
I wish it would be real... too many stupid people try to race the light... DON'T DO IT, IDIOTS!
Tranceplant82 2 years ago
*car backs away*
Stoplight: "Yeah that's what I fucking thought."
brod753 2 years ago 231
this is the future
Shalapkestudio 2 years ago 6
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Shalapkestudio 2 years ago
@xXSimioneXx
That's not funny, my brother died that way.
Vitaminous 2 years ago
LMAO
Joeknowsjello 2 years ago
Maybe the Department of Transportation should look into this as a way to stop drivers from running those red lights or at least use this as a way to weed out the dumbasses from the roads.
werdman24 2 years ago 4
hahahahahah so cool!! XD
SupaMame 2 years ago
These days that's probably better than receiving a red light-camera ticket in the mail.
ozonatedman 2 years ago
In Soviet Russia, you don't stop at lights. Lights stop you.
IMaximusDMI 2 years ago 386
@IMaximusDMI No. That joke doesn't work here.
maksie88 8 months ago 2
@IMaximusDMI Then why were they speaking english?
ElectroAde 6 months ago
that huge eye from the ring aint got shit on this
jasonslave123 2 years ago
LE GASP, 9 SECONDS!?!
Jksjks nice vid =)
rukirockie 2 years ago
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but the vid says 8 when u click it. strange....
TheIndiana23 2 years ago
they use 3 seconds for the title and the ending...
smartepantz15 2 years ago 3
i was replying to someone who noted that the time said 9 seconds when showing up on the subscription home page.
TheIndiana23 2 years ago
@TheIndiana23 ohh...
JulianCheese 2 years ago
@TheIndiana23 0:08.... - 0:03 seconds for the title and ending = 0:05 seconds.
JulianCheese 2 years ago
That would be awesome if it were true looool
Ido013 2 years ago 2
lol the other car slowly backed up
DrCowboyFace 2 years ago 2
only in jersey
JosephLalleyTV 2 years ago 2
The same thing happens if you try to pump your own gas.
CaramelAnt 2 years ago 4
definition > makes this video 8000 times better
thegreekmatt 2 years ago 5
Heh, I really like how clever you guys can be.
stickmeister0 2 years ago 2
lmao.
GModPlaya 2 years ago
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no she died crossing a red light u fag
noelsoong777 2 years ago
Lol looks like the white car at the end learned to back off
lordsolidusx 2 years ago
"I'm sorry Dave, I cannot let you speed. *ZAP*"
MikuMech 2 years ago 11
hahaha thats fucking awesome
bedstuy464 2 years ago
would you like to play a game?
TheIronHayden 2 years ago
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OMGItsJousis 2 years ago
how original
Ecksphyre 2 years ago
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Hitler.
Allyosaugh 2 years ago
thats awesome
Pickle312 2 years ago
This is supposed to be funny, but its meant to make people aware of speeding through traffic lights...
JulianCheese 2 years ago 2
That's how I feel ever since they installed cameras at every light.
CrazyBrick30 2 years ago
FEAR RED TRAFFIC LIGHT AND HIS LOL LASER hehe, awesome
bainaka 2 years ago
That's not funny, that's how I died.
Explodroid 2 years ago
That's not funny, I said it first.
shadowxpirate 2 years ago
No, you said "that's how my mom died".
Explodroid 2 years ago
Thats not funny, thats how those two guys died
flairmonkey 2 years ago
That's not funny, that's how this joke died.
Explodroid 2 years ago 9
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Thats not funny thats how my sister died.
noelsoong777 2 years ago
Hence traffic lights defend their title as the road's most dangerous killers. Don't drink and drive my ass...
Maddolis 2 years ago
@Maddolis yeah, i reckon it's better to not drive at all.
neencomplex 2 years ago
haha now that's funny-Trollin. jkjkjkjkjkjk
avvsumal34 2 years ago
all fear the red light of doom
stokes91 2 years ago
Amazing
maxisku2 2 years ago
And thus the dark light Sauron's reign of terror began...
ThinkWithYourMind223 2 years ago 6
hahaha
Draqshorul 2 years ago
That's not funny, that's how my mom died. :(
shadowxpirate 2 years ago 302
@shadowxpirate The government really does need to do something about those rogue traffic lasers.
ghstrcnadvncdwrfiter 1 year ago 2
@shadowxpirate i was unaware traffic enforcement was so technologically advance.
Richinity 1 year ago
@shadowxpirate too bad
Evenisto 1 year ago
@shadowxpirate she shouldn't of ran a red light
PATTH3RAT 1 year ago
@shadowxpirate its funny because your mom died XD
saiyaman7 1 year ago
@shadowxpirate your mom got zapped by a laser red light too
humpa 11 months ago 8
@shadowxpirate killed by a lazer?
gogito1234567890 8 months ago
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Not your best.
QWERTYCommander 2 years ago
Wow so thats what it has come down to...
Knowwon249 2 years ago
lolwut
thebananaking123 2 years ago 4