The Actual Instant Message Conversation Of Congressman Foley

[SavannaXan]

hahahhahaa. 2:25 was so awkward.

[djkylenn]

I'M NEVER TOO BUSY. HA. HA. HA.

You're the man, Gene.

[megan5002]

that's just sickness

[BrickSalad]

lol, casts? This was hilarious!

[alexeiwrd]

hahahahahhah

[GregGallows]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

by the time you got to "cute butt bouncing in the air" I almost had a heart attack from laughing so hard.

[VictoriasPSYCHOmodel]

ugh...creeepy...

[jamaq]

OMG OMG OMG I use my bed to, and I dont use my hands. I tought I was the fucking only one. I felt like a wierdo.

[goldenboy94560]

what do u mean you use your bed to and dont use ur hand?

[jamaq]

yep, I've only used my hands like 8 times in my life, maybe my dick is super sensitive I don't know. If I use my hand it takes forever and I get frustrated. my mom thinks i have some sort of germ phobia because I only sleep in white sheets and bleach them so often

[goldenboy94560]

so how do u use your bed to jack off? i cant picture how u do it lol

[atticbasementattic]

u wrap it in the sheet and jerk off. i use tissues instead.

[trackstar789]

its funnier the 2nd time!

[VictoriasPSYCHOmodel]

wow..this is CREEPY...

[trackstar789]

LMAO... i acually laffed outloud wacthing thisw one... lol

[bassethound1]

Bo, dude!

[televisble]

I like the guy who plays Foley

[susanss]

wow, thanks for reading it out - i'd never heard the full transcript and when its read out like that (even though it was supposed to be a comic read) .. its still really shocking to hear how he really is a paedophile bating the boy ... errrrrkh

[ninjamitis]

that's pretty damn funny right there... kinda sounds like sling blade... mmmhhmmm... I like the way you talk too bwahahaha

[ether667]

Thanks for the visual...ewwwww....

[kitbor]

Mac users are prevert!

[simplyb1980]

Sick, but great job.

[Icia30]

F#cking sick!