I Want Your Vulva Around My Neck

[jabbabird]

I wanted to show someone the video of you opening your vagina, but I can't find it.

[BaileyAndBryansZoo]

I am making clay penis pendants for everyone did you want yurs cut or uncut.never mind yur getting the circumsised ones thick and juicy girth

[cttnjrry]

I just hold my breath for a while because of your clip! I It is really weird, but funny. You must be laughing all the way to the bank !!

And by the way... this ship is coming to your way (from here to there) very shortly!

Good luck with all your vaginas ;-) ALL THE BOARD!!

[mjbbbwhb3]

The real question I want to ask is do they give a senior citizen discount or perhaps air brushing. My man would love it that is after he has his cataract surgery next week.

Love, your Mother

[mjbbbwhb3]

I am speechless. Where did you come from or better yet where did I go wrong? LOL!

Your Mother

[mickmusing]

My own mother watches this filth? Oh, dear...

And yet- considering the topic, the question "where did you come from" is, well, an interesting question to ask.

[JeriLynnKarr]

The link you supplied is now SOLD OUT :D

You could start your own holiday:

HAPPY ST. VULVATEEN DAY . . . .

[travisno]

what an interesting website. hahaha, If I had a vagina I would gladly describe it to whoever ran that business.

[TamHickey67]

I am seriously laughing my head off at this video. Can you imagine the businessman who started this going to his bank manager for a loan then telling him what his business does?? What next, penis rings? lol

[point5past]

i've never before heard a gay man plead with such heartwrenching conviction for vulva. be careful what you wish for, sir.

[snarkdetriomphe]

I watched... and then I read all 100 comments and their replies... and I am still staring ahead, expressionless. I pondered the product, I marveled at the cleverness of all the comments and their replies, and still, I sit here, not even able to shake my head. looks like me and p00p are in the same boat.

[vjm1234]

did you just call my vulva a hobbit? wth? lol. SmileyD

[vjm1234]

How could i NOT watch a video with the word Vulva in it from Michael? Love it! SMileyD

[lalamazu]

I have never seen a gay man beg for any vulva! LOL!

What's next? A penis pendant? Seriously?

[debbiez112]

omg I wonder if this person is selling very many of these.

[genmama1955]

I live pretty close to you. I could just bring my vuvla pendant over. ONLY if I cast it myself, though. Michael, this pretty creepy, but funny as hell. lol

[PaintedRavensong]

I see a naked trend here going on Michael!...hehe Oh my goodness...this is so funny! wow...never have really seen anything quite like that!...heheh Yes, we all know who she is....hehehe

[popparoc46]

my vulva? What are you on about? Come on. Get to it - tell me. Are we close, Michael? Am I one of your YT women? What is it? What is it that you want??? What may I give you? Get to it. I knew you would be hard to shop for. OMG - Trish showed you this?? Lord. I guess I am a bit more old fashioned than Trish is. Michael, think about it. If you were wearing a vulva around your neck, you would be chased down the street. Yikes. - roc

PS. I cannot believe that I actually typed "vulva" three times.

[mickmusing]

Hells yeah you're one of my ladies. Now get snapping and send in your photos, Christmas is coming. I can wear you on Tuesday and Beth on Wednesday and on and on and on...

[javgirl]

hehehe you typed vulva three times.

my work on the net is done..

*giggle*

i'm definitely not old fashioned, or appropriate socially in any way, shape or form  C=

[WordsAtWill]

Those pendents are the creepiest thing i have ever seen ... EVER.

[mickmusing]

Here in America we have a person called Sarah Palin, and she is far creepier than hers or anyone's vagina could ever be.

[andymooseman]

What an intriquing idea.

I wonder how many responses you'll get?

[mickmusing]

You will see. All of you will see. I might have to buy a tight white suit and some disco lights to go with all the pendants I'll be wearing two months from now.

[andymooseman]

I was going to ask whether you'd be brave enough to show the pendants. I guess that answers my question.

That's going to be quite a video, even without the tight white suit & disco lights! :)

[479Lucy]

Vagina Favorites!!

[mickmusing]

It's like Baskin Robbins and their 31 flavors. yeah. just like that.

[Lyzbian]

lol i dont think you will be getting one of those from me but possibly of the boobies :) - lizador could make you one of a penis..she is very handy with polymer clay...

[SimplyMelissa101]

omg lmao!

[Goobian]

I think that as a lesbian that idea in ring form would be great for wedding rings lol!  You are great Mick we have a similar curiosity for life.

[dafttool]

Yes, you do have a lot of lady friends on the youtube

Oh my, they aren't generic vulvas, but instead custom ordered anatomically correct vulvas.

[PrincessDiana161]

As much as I love you... the thought of sending my poon pic to some stranger so they can craft a clay pendant just disturbs me on so many levels LOL

[javgirl]

are you crafty? do you have clay?

haha

[Lyzbian]

dorene is!

[Lyzbian]

i know right? how do we know its not a clever ploy to get our poon pics for a private porn collection?

[mickmusing]

you could make yours out of some filo dough and goat cheese and we could all eat it. Doesn't that sound delicious?

[PrincessDiana161]

You know Michael... I could just imagine the grin on your face as you typed that LOL

[Beachmama57]

YIKES! Could you wear this to the office?

[mickmusing]

The question isn't COULD I wear it, but what I would I wear WITH it? An entire new wardrobe would be required.

[ItalianStallionette]

I plan on doing this. I do.

You WILL get a holiday present from me...

This is the best video EVER!

[Lyzbian]

erm,,,can i have one too? :)

[mickmusing]

You know what they say- don't chew gum unless you have enough for everyone.

I think you should place a bulk order; we could sell them (at triple the cost) and donate the proceeds to charity. Women's health- We can call it the vaGINA Project.

[ItalianStallionette]

You can be like the gay pimp daddy!

[kismet0717]

Oh ...Are we going to exchange gifts?

I prefer a gunmetal chain...for future reference...HAHAHAHAHA

HugZ sugar!

[mickmusing]

Can they really turn green? Wow. What a truly miraculous apparatus. Much more impressive than mood rings.

[aajunior]

When I thought I had seen it all. OMFG!

[mickmusing]

I'm hoping Gina sends all of us one- and I hope she mails it in a giant muffin basket.

[ItaliaBella4666]

o. m. g.!

[mickmusing]

Yes.

But you're still a teen-ager, so I can't accept those kinds of gifts from you. I suggest putting it on layaway. I'm not going anyplace.

[ItaliaBella4666]

LMAO!!!! not a teen for long. turn 20 next year

haha get it done while its still in good condition XD

[justwant2bhappy]

OH MY GAWD!! LOL X 100.

[raullara]

yes, if Gina did it we'd ALL wear it. *reapplying cold compress*

[mickmusing]

The person I'd really like to see wearing Gina's vulva around her neck is Van. I can picture exactly the look of pained resignation on her face. Trish has suggested that it might make a better belt buckle.

[raullara]

I need a cold compress on my forehead.

[1DRock37167]

EWW!!!! That has to be the nastiest group of snatches this side of the stroll, you better get a shot before you hang that shit round your neck!

[mickmusing]

Nasty? Really? They looked rather pretty to me. But I'm something less than a connoisseur.

[1DRock37167]

Im such a sissy that just the thought of them makes me queasy.

[popparoc46]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (suck in breath) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[1DRock37167]

Its not funny, its GROSS! 

OK, its funny too:-)

[soundlyawake]

Never play vagina favorites.

[mickmusing]

They'll cut a bitch for playing vagina favorites. It's happened to me too many times to count.

[tonjesml]

You had me at vulva.

[mickmusing]

I would be honored to wear yours on my finger.

I'm talking about a ring, dear. If they make pendants, then they've got to make rings, too. What do you say?

[Tobie2]

"Vagina Favorites" Hahahahaha!

Yes, we all know who, would do this....

I found this hilarious!!!

Perhaps you should get one for your son Mayonaise....

[mickmusing]

Ok. What's it gonna TAKE to get YOUR vulva around my neck? Because it's at the top of my list.

[Ultimatecruegirl]

OHH MA GOD I knew you couldn't hold on to that shirt waiting for PET. Can I just say WOOOT for a shirtless Mickmusing. Off to check out what is required of vulva photos. Although DH will be plenty pissed since I never let him take any. Hmmm

[mickmusing]

I am to please. You've got some pictures to take and questions to answer: Now, get cracking.

Cracking.

oh, dear.

[mickmusing]

AIM. Aim. I AIM to please.

[Perroquet51]

That is gross beyond words and not because of what it represents but because it looks like chewed up bubble gum on a pendant.

[mickmusing]

Why else do you think they called it Bubble Yum?

[silverscreamgrl]

Oh, and I have another question, which type of chain would you prefer? Antique copper or gunmetal?

[mickmusing]

ooooh- gunmetal sounds thrilling. But ultimately it would have to depend on your coloring.

[silverscreamgrl]

LOL LOL LOL

[mickmusing]

apparently no two are exactly alike- reminds me of the whole Cabbage Patch Doll craze in the 80s.

[silverscreamgrl]

l.o.l. If you get it sent anonymously, then you know it's from me. Pass the word.

[mickmusing]

Yours is the only vag I "know" in Hawaii. Sorry, hon.

[silverscreamgrl]

I'm tricky like that though. It could be sent to you from the vagina lady. I've also been known to send things to a friend who remails things because Hawaii is a very dead giveaway.

[mickmusing]

Huh. So that might explain the box of feces I received the other day, sent from Arkansas.

[silverscreamgrl]

Oh my. No, that was all Bryan's doing. He's a little out of control lately.

[urbangeek007]

Well it is better than a fruitcake :/

[mickmusing]

and the truth is finally spoken.

[MaryJaneSlingBacks]

I don't think I would want one unless it was "Warholled" Even then No I don't think so.

[mickmusing]

A Warholled Vagina sounds like something of an oxymoron to me.

[wutzernutzer]

In shock from the picture in your video.

In complete shock over the instructions for buyers to send a picture of the vulva for reference. But I guess if you're bold enough to have it immortalized in pendant form sending a pic must be no big deal

[mickmusing]

Well. As my dear friend, Raul, sang in a video several months back: "Vagina. Vagina. We all came out of the vagina".

[timido66]

Gina! I know Gina would do it. Look for a vulva coming near you.

[mickmusing]

A coming vulva- hee. Hee. Hee hee hee.

Uh- now, what were you saying?

You're so artistic, Van- I think you could make your own. I can't WAIT for Xmas!!!

[javgirl]

a charm bracelet of vulvas

would you pierce your ears and wear my vulva on your ears?

or maybe just a labia for each?

[mickmusing]

A charm bracelet would require a larger variety of genitalia.

[bohogirl1]

sure, just tell us your address and we'll do the rest.

[mickmusing]

I'm delighted to know that I can count on you! I'm going to have to let my chest hair grow out to better accentuate all these lovely pendants.

[OhCurt]

Diana sent me the link today.

Just when I think I've seen it all...

Gotta say, the throw pillows they're selling are disturbing and cute. Maybe more disturbing, actually, but still cute.

[mickmusing]

Ah, DIANA- I wonder if I can get her. Now, that would be a coup.

[javgirl]

let's skip the middle crafstman

i'll just send you a few shots of my vulva

you can laminate and use for a bookmark

[mickmusing]

I have a feeling that your vulva would reject lamination.

Thank you, dear, for the inspiration. I'm going to have to get a Xmas bush this year- what with all the lady jewelry I fully expect to have collected underneath it.

[javgirl]

yeah.. my vulva might explode if it was touched...

[mickmusing]

talk about self destructive- er, I mean self destructING. Self destructing vaginas, which is something the military toyed with back in the 50s, but the project has long been abandoned.

[hallbe]

Ummm....wow.....I want the names to all those vulva's and I want them now! With sis by side fave pics!

Dang...this could get interesting ;-)

[mickmusing]

I would have to affix little head shots on the back of each pendant.

[sunsetlover]

Michael... umm I think the first time in 41 years, You ... Yes you got me speachless..... ummmmmm Yeah!

[mickmusing]

I wrote a witty response to this comment and now it's gone missing and I forgot what I said. It probably wasn't that witty anyway. Maybe it will come back- like something you love and set free. Oy.

[bugsinrug]

So my vulva looks like Gollam? "the Precious" hee hee! So..how's it done? If there is squatting in hot wax involved..count me out !! No no nooo!

luv you, Chris

[mickmusing]

I responded to this comment, too, Chris- and YouTube appears to have eaten it. It was something about the photos you keep in your panty drawer... Christmas can't get here soon enough.

[bugsinrug]

Those photos? Michael dahling...silly boy...those photos are of my dog Meeka's summer Brazilian wax. I was keeping them to show her when she is older.

[peterpauliepan]

The pillows are even better, also on etsy. And there's soap as well. Etsy has quite the dirty side.

You are a very Vagina Enlightened Gay man.

[mickmusing]

We really were made for each other. I'm not sure how or why.

[DebUSA]

Michael...

I really needed a good laugh. This was the funniest video I've watched all day. Can you imagine putting all your lady friends' jewelry pieces on a table to compare the differences? I don't want to be caught staring, but I *am* going over to that site to check it out. If my husband catches me looking, he will probably think I'm going to the other side like a few other women he just found out about recently.

[DebUSA]

OMG... There's one in the picture that looks like a date--the kind you eat--um, you know what I mean. The kind you put in a quick bread.

[mickmusing]

I'm glad you got what you needed, but I'm being dead serious. Don't disappoint me.

[P00P0STER0US]

I'm really at a loss for words on this one.

[mickmusing]

But the ones you provided will more than suffice.