It's funny. I've been watching this video for definitely 2+ years now.. It's unbelievably true.. I originally Favorited this video from somebody else long ago but I thank you for re posting.
Pretty good writing (not fully as good as Yahtzee, though), but the speech was perhaps a little slow. Good stuff, though, I laughed a fair few times which is more then I can say for most impressions.
This video rocks. Totally agree. To all the story defenders... anyone of you play Final Fight? That was a damn fun game. Know the story? The story is this: A pissed-off, muscle-bound Mayor's daughter is kidnapped by a gang. Does he call the cops? F*ck no. He storms out of his f*ckin' office in a roid-rage wearing only suspenders and a 1970s porn stache. He then proceeds to beat the living F*CK out of anyone he sees. THIS, my friends, is all you need in a game story.
Okay Pure Pwnage is a fake documentary of the life of a pro gamer named Jeremy "teh_Ownerer" and his friends (who are also pro gamers). As you may have already guessed this show pokes fun at games. They also have a side series called Pro At Cooking. Go ahead and watch it if you want.
newb means new player. noob is more of a derogatory term. the two words have different pronunciations, and noob is the more extreme, calling into account that the person is not a new player, but is still suck.
a noob is someone who hates people better than them just for being better, boasts about being far better than they actually are, and treats people who they are better than as if they are not real people
Why are'nt you posting this bullshit on anyone else's copy? Especially INT3RN00B, who gives PP no credit at all in the description, fuck off you noobs, go get a life, if you were so serious about the issue you would have posted on all the copies, but as you are only doing this to me it is obvious you really dont care and are desperately looking for attention
It's funny. I've been watching this video for definitely 2+ years now.. It's unbelievably true.. I originally Favorited this video from somebody else long ago but I thank you for re posting.
wakasak1 7 months ago
Well played sir.
Wanderingduellist 2 years ago
hey can someone tell me how can I chat with this guy...I wanna congratulate him and talk to him about some stuff :)
bojo0noja 2 years ago
Thank you
darkoni12398 2 years ago
I agree
davenewcreator 2 years ago
Pretty good writing (not fully as good as Yahtzee, though), but the speech was perhaps a little slow. Good stuff, though, I laughed a fair few times which is more then I can say for most impressions.
ThisMortalCoil64 3 years ago
It doesn't mean he hates story, because his favorite games are Command and Conquer, and they have lots of story.
12v45g 3 years ago
awesome, its better than zero punctuation
joadic 3 years ago
i roflmaoed... but i agree dude
BluTrollPro 3 years ago
This video rocks. Totally agree. To all the story defenders... anyone of you play Final Fight? That was a damn fun game. Know the story? The story is this: A pissed-off, muscle-bound Mayor's daughter is kidnapped by a gang. Does he call the cops? F*ck no. He storms out of his f*ckin' office in a roid-rage wearing only suspenders and a 1970s porn stache. He then proceeds to beat the living F*CK out of anyone he sees. THIS, my friends, is all you need in a game story.
Stinger911 3 years ago
Good Gameplay + shity story = Ok
Good story + Bad gameplaay = SHit
Good gameplay + Good story = GOOD
If you have good gameplay...make it simeple...if you have a good story MAKE THE GAMEPLAY GOOD!!!!!!!
Beefdipings 3 years ago 2
A lot of this is straight out of Yahtzee's stuff, word for word. Not that that's a bad thing...
PieSniper 3 years ago
Where's this from? This is a VERY good imitation, though not quite as funny.
PieSniper 3 years ago
This is from Pure Pwnage
Nik565 3 years ago
What do they do, exactly? The site looks a bit disjointed.
PieSniper 3 years ago
Okay Pure Pwnage is a fake documentary of the life of a pro gamer named Jeremy "teh_Ownerer" and his friends (who are also pro gamers). As you may have already guessed this show pokes fun at games. They also have a side series called Pro At Cooking. Go ahead and watch it if you want.
Nik565 3 years ago 2
Yeah, sounds interesting. I might check that out later.
PieSniper 3 years ago
god i love pure pwnage so fucking much. im glad somone else does too.
345345asdasd 3 years ago
newb: a n00b way of saying n00b.
n00b: everyone but me.
me: pwn
Militia1993 3 years ago
newb: an actually new player
n00b: a retarded way of saying noob
noob: see my comment from 4 weeks ago
you: Fail
Me: awesome
ottergold 3 years ago
n00b is actully the correct spelling :P
rheegs 3 years ago
"I'm the ultimate expert on gaming yet for some reason I'm not out there making all the money on it cause the man holds me back"
Yeah, never heard this one before. *yawn*
lordthawkeye 3 years ago
Who are you quoting?
ottergold 3 years ago
Yeah...
Calumskidava 3 years ago
He's not quoting, more like mocking.
Nik565 3 years ago
noob(1) = a person who calls another person a noob bcause of their style of play
noob(2) = a person who sucks ass really badly even though they have experience
noob(3) = someone who calls a person who defeats them a noob
ottergold 3 years ago
*cough* newb meens new player, noob means someone that SUCKS
Bomb0555 3 years ago
stfu
thisismylogon 3 years ago
actually the word noob means new player..
wakasak1 3 years ago
you know the way 'gay' means 'happy'...well thats not he context its used in these days.
In fact 'newb' means genuinly new player, 'noob' is all about the attitude
ottergold 3 years ago
newb means new player. noob is more of a derogatory term. the two words have different pronunciations, and noob is the more extreme, calling into account that the person is not a new player, but is still suck.
goldenkirby 3 years ago
Who really cares?
IEnjoyBurningThings 3 years ago
a noob is someone who hates people better than them just for being better, boasts about being far better than they actually are, and treats people who they are better than as if they are not real people
ottergold 3 years ago
Why are'nt you posting this bullshit on anyone else's copy? Especially INT3RN00B, who gives PP no credit at all in the description, fuck off you noobs, go get a life, if you were so serious about the issue you would have posted on all the copies, but as you are only doing this to me it is obvious you really dont care and are desperately looking for attention
ottergold 3 years ago
imma start doing so... yours was the first one i saw... i don't get why ppl do that... upload an already uploaded videos it's just beyond me :/
PitorKaz 3 years ago