Vegetable tragedy

[COR07124063]

funny name, and I can not say; that I have ever heard of it......

[Evangelander]

Great! Too bad okra is so slimy. eeeuuuk.

[sLaVEsMaSTeR]

complete BS wid no facial expressions...her own version of home made okra history. in short its boring BS

[nothadnotbad]

shes sexy as sexy gets. so shut up!

[BlizzCandy]

like the bitch from eagle vs shark

[joker6solitaire]

Oh, that's disgusting about okra's "human origins"! I'll never look at okra the same way again! There's a book of amusing "facts" to tell to small children, such as "Milk feels pain." You should add your okra "fact" to it. I can just imagine the kids' faces...

[preachingsin]

The name of that book?

[evillttlimp]

@preachingsin "great lies to tell small kids"

[evillttlimp]

@joker6solitaire i have that book. lol.

[lalalachachacha0123]

shes pretty funny

[dlbert2000]

holy shit you look exactly like michael jackson

[EasyBakeSmiles]

@dlbert2000 I KNOW!

[KingofClothFair]

Elise I don't half fancy you. I dig the elegant look you have adopted, for the vegetable series especially.

[blackturtleshow]

This vegetable series is awesome!

[WoundedEgo]

Okra is an unopened flower. When they bloom they are beautiful.

[ShaunClarkRobertson]

Okra Winfrey. Ha ha. (Groan). By the way, I suspect that the reason for the King of Vegetables no-show is due to the fact that there isn't mushroom left on Elise's channel. Mushroom, geddit?!

[Eliseharris]

Oh - it is here after all. It's not on the full comment page! Ignore the message!

[williamjames3]

why has the King of the vegetables been neglected in the Vegetable series? As those at the Findhorn garden in Scotland will be only too glad to point out, the rightful ruler of the vegetable kingdom is - the Mushroom

[Eliseharris]

I seem to only just have got notification for this comment - though it says it is 8 months old. Very odd.

[PhillyKid07]

lol

[aranali]

typical british ^^

"this is that, and that is these, and these is those, you got it? i teach you, ok?"

[charlie459]

what u mean typical british?!jealousy dont get u anywer.

[AniMangaKame]

O_O .....Michael Jackson

[aranali]

lol :D

[XFactorThomas]

oh wow how incredibly not amazing

[larayeahthecrazyone]

omg you should be on the discovery channel lol!

[UltraLara]

LMAO, agree

[MessiahComing]

garlic was used to ward of vampires

[thebladeofdeath]

all of your videos are hilarious... and I don't see the resemblance to michael jackson, so ignore those people

[Eliseharris]

Thanks! I am a bit bemused by it myself.

[JerryLehane3]

Elise has forgotten to cover PUMPKINS,unless I missed that one.

[Eliseharris]

Covered under butternut squash!

[AliDemirLive]

Have a nice day...

[jamesfletcher76]

You definitely should be on TV Elise either with your own vegetable cookery show or as the new doctor who as someone else mentioned either way it's a travesty your not on the nations television screens!

Much respect to ya miss Harris

[JerryLehane3]

I would love to see you do the same voice,but talking to a naked KEN DOLL about posting rubbish concerning your videos,as one would talk to a naughty child.Wagging finger,dropping various vegetables on its head and blandly rambling on.

[junkiejbomb]

i seriously love this video thank you xxxx

[itsintheeyes]

you're fabulous. I love this, 'vegetables are not always our friends'. bahaha!!

[SaturnxPrincess]

That was pretty amusing :]

[greg666888]

omg michael jackson uses you tube!!!!!!!!

[king13asdadogs]

Furthermore branding all negatve comments drivel is a sadly misguided thing

[JunkMales]

Very good, I do like your vids... how do you keep a straight face?!! Brill!!! Frankie Rage xxx :-)

[mattznyc]

Funny!! I'd love to hear what your non serious voice is like ;-)

[urgoing21134]

Bloody Boring

[gateway7672]

sigh. thanks for the warning about the addiction. your videos are very educational

[quantumdriven]

Maybe the hypnotic drug in Okra caused the 20th Century Maoist China movement. How else could those fools be made to conform and wear that silly Mao uniform?

[sballuk]

The negative commenters are clearly idiots, that was hilarious :) Deadpan rules.

[Eliseharris]

Thanks. It certainly does. I considered using exclamation marks in this comment but have decided not to - people might start to think I was enthusiastic or something.

[TheSinisterButterfly]

What's wrong with being enthusiastic? (!) < (Exclamation mark to prove my enthusiasticness!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

It's good to be happy! :)

xxxRosa

[king13asdadogs]

Hardly , Thanks to freedom of speech in most countries People are entitled to say what they think and I Think that This video is a waste of precisly 1 min and 11 secs of my time and I wouldn't have watched if it weren't on the bloody login page

[whippedcreamshampoo]

You waste more time than that needlessly capitalizing random words

[spinningstarr]

lmao @ your straight face nice vid 5strs

[patternsandstatic]

How can you excuse the dyslexic but not people who are bad at spelling. I do not insult people who cannot ride unicycles, do magic, or can't do physics/maths, regardless of there condition. I also think that people that are dyslexic can do just as well, and it need not ever be mentioned especially as an excuse.

[Eliseharris]

Nobody is criticising me by riding a unicycle badly, but many people are criticising me with poorly worded badly-spelt comments, therefore it would be a bit pointless if I brought up something that isn't relevant, wouldn't it?

[KingofClothFair]

Okra can be delicious. especially when cooked in hogfat and served on a bed of crushed baby pig! Innit?

[Artistique88]

HAHHAHAHAH wtf was that

[davetheconquerer]

this is funny is you are easily amused. its about as funny as getting your balls eaten right in front of you.

[sxcnic59]

thts jush freakii dude yuu shuldnt be scarin lil children off yu no... yur jush werid!!

[king13asdadogs]

well , you could learn to spell but I do agree with you

[WillDines354]

Im Not Being Funny, But Seriously, Michael Jackson AKA Wacko Jacko, Is In Your Living Room.

Just thought id let you no.

[UndesirableUK]

Tony Robinson makes a better presenter / narrator, and that's saying something.

[Ephialtes42]

I found the video very informative, I had no idea that Okra even existed.

[ledwidge2006]

someone needs to relax and get a life

[Eliseharris]

Is it you?

[ledwidge2006]

no it's all the people making nasty comments

[Eliseharris]

Ah! Sorry. Getting a bit too defensive lately.

[McOwnsYou]

The real tragedy is your parents meeting, I think. You make YT suck. Famous for 15 minutes? 15 nanoseconds more like.

[starlightoops]

Are you sure you think? Are you capable of any thoughts whatsoever? Are you potty trained even?

[IrishSurfinFox]

Im not 1 to diss videos an im not doin it now but im jus sayin...

WTF

[Miszy93]

ermmm bit of a weird vid

[Ryanbabes]

Hey, ignore the idiots that dis and troll here. I get it all the time, being erm...... a bit different to most!! You aint ugly either Elise hun :)

[euro123456789]

over educated bore.

[PointB13]

boring much?

who cares?

[dowandrew]

I do believe that you, Eliseharris, are a "Vegetable Tragedy" I don't normally leave negative comments but for some reason I just couldn't help myself for this vid.

[Eliseharris]

It's because I am an easy target, innit.

[starlightoops]

Couldn't help yourself? You have a disorder that needs treatment - youtubeonegaphilia - well known amongst people of low ability who have access to a PC and internet access

[Battan9000]

I like this girl. Nice video

[StAyCi21]

Are you sure ?

[Eliseharris]

Yes. Or maybe no. Possibly maybe.

[deathstardisko]

Damn! She ugly!

I'm sure this is supposed to be really clever and arty though.

Pretentious shit!

[scottbowden90]

That was the biggest waste of time in my life!

[Eliseharris]

I am happy for you that the rest of your life has been so fulfilling.

[starlightoops]

I suggest you spend even more time trainspotting, that would significantly increase the quality of your life - or watch more soap operas if they aren't too intellectual for you

[rdaved]

I can't believe that video was posted in the Comedy category. It fact it brings new meaning to the term 'Comedy', prinicpally because its not funny.

[kiwidee2k7]

wow, i have NEVER seen anything as bad as that

[Eliseharris]

Well, you have only seen 25 videos since February so that's not all that surprising.

[kiwidee2k7]

its ma new account! it was sooooooo borin mo offence but sorry if it offended u, am just not into dat sort of stuf (vegetables)

[Eliseharris]

Well I don't think you actually have to like vegetables to like this, but I get your point. Maybe you would prefer the video 'Rock' that I made with annascaz.

[kiwidee2k7]

PROBABLY

[Doyvidtheginger]

i am proud to say, WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!

[starlightoops]

You're 'proud' to say this? I suggest polishing your shoes as a starter for building personal pride, not watching and commenting on videos you are obviously not clever enough to understand.

[dlizzar]

jokin bout waht i sadi earlier but to be honest that is the sadest and neekiest videos i have evaaaaaaaaaaaa seen

[patternsandstatic]

bindi!!!!

[dlizzar]

mannnnnnnnnnnnnn shes gonna get shot in the police station

[dlizzar]

somw shit that lady is going to get stabed

[dlizzar]

nice 1 dudes like ur idea with the wishywhoshy and the lalalalalalalala u so stupid u carzy manussss u crazy

[sammyd1988]

Errrm Gayyy!

[Miszy93]

ermmmm ok shes a weirdo  like reali is

[acidreign4470]

I never felt the need to comment before. Before that, is that I've seen the thumbnail for this video listed in the "Director Videos" for the 100th time this week. Who is this "Director" and why does he/she/it choose such rubbish for us to consume. 200,000 views? Why do we waste our time with such crap? Reminds me of the mainstream media tactics that we would be hoping to avoid on the internet. This vid is so crap I didn't even bother to watch it. You want comedy? Search Bill Hicks.

[Eliseharris]

It just means 'people who make their own content'. Anyone can get director status if they post videos they made.

[deccca1]

I think she's a cross between micheal jackson and eddy scissorhands!!!!

[TheFatJoggers123]

Well that was umm........interesting........­.

[warkiesaur]

can anyone rationalize this being in the comedy category? it should be in the "help me please my life is desperately lonely" category. long winded category but accurate.

[EmoJukeBox]

vegtables are funny

[starlightoops]

This video is funny - hence Comedy. It may not amuse you personaly as much as your favorites 'You've Been Framed' or 'The World's Funniest Animals', but these don't require a sense of the ridiculous to appreciate, they are edited for the 'Lowest Common Denominator'. 'Vegetable Tragedies' present pseudo-facts in a comedic manner.

[tubeychick]

You wiedo you have nothing better to do then talk about vegtables

[starlightoops]

Please explain what a 'wiedo' is - are wiedos

[tubeychick]

spaz

[metaloverlord07]

im sure no one wanted to see tht,tht was the biggest load of crap ive ever seen.

[Jonathan130785]

she looks a bit like edward scissorhands

[Eliseharris]

Yay. I do too.

[necropwnsall]

woo i thout i never say this but its easier too fall asleep at this then maths o0

[Amazedkiwiduct18]

I loved it! I didn't even know this "Okra" existed =D

[coolemma123]

WTF!

[gigglebitehitu]

Now i have seen it can it be removed from my main page.

The worst video i have ever seen.Boooooooringgggggggg

[kajusz931]

one of the funniest videos on youtube

i laffed for 5 mins xDDD

[MattAlmeraGTi]

Contender for the worst video on youtube EVER?

[pinkybrownpolkadots]

lol it was funny! Its been on the main page everyday now so i guessed i should watch it :D

[XxmrsxwayxX]

yeh i dont get why its always on the front page it was a tiny bit funny but im bored lol

[CrazySlugDude]

o.....m.....g okra is so exiting wow i never knew (sarcasm) no good vid though it made me laugh

[tastethechemicals]

let me guess, you live alone, dont you? by the way, vegetables dont count.

[rebeldanrebeldan]

lol

[necrophagist7]

WELCOME TO THE INTARWEB

[zuba2]

Damn honestly your not michael jackson?

[shez1976]

oh my god. i hav 2 words, freak and mutant!!

[mannyv]

so much hate! my goodness what pointless poo.

i really love these vegetable videos! they tickle me :D merci beaucoup and keep it up!

[sukiesoya]

Why do I see this video somewhere on the main page each day? Pleasse....what's so special.

[Eliseharris]

Maybe they are doing it just to annoy you.

[Butterflyballet747]

Do you have any good recipes you'd like to share with us????

[skooldrpout]

are you really that bored!!!

[sceelz]

ok then

i jus need 2 say that u have lyk NO LIFE

u need 2 start cing people

it this was a joke then ok

but if it wasnt then hell yh u need 2 go out more

ur gonna b known as a freak

seriously

gt a life

wo

man

[TehGraceh]

You need to get out more, love.

[viper1995]

your a freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeek

[Aphanes]

I think this is a fake. I've seen Okra Winfrey and she looks nothing like this.

[bozenaharvey]

Interesting use of OKRA as a mirror, held up to Youtubers, that they may expose themselves. Oh fiendish tell-tale Okra.

My greatest respect to your grandfather, Buster Keaton. R.I.P

[rabidxllamas]

This is so funny! Well done

[OrderlyMadness]

well you obviously do care outherwise u wouldnt have deleted loads of comments now would you? ahem and you do look like Michael Jackson, live with it.

[Eliseharris]

Deleted because of swearing and threats in the main

[OrderlyMadness]

well to be fair no one deserves threats, however much someone doesnt like a video.

[Eliseharris]

Well, exactly. I am not sure how this has managed to create so much anger, really.

[blindgerbil]

dude she looks like micheal jackson

[androidpatty]

Hey, this is quite funny because its kind of surreal - I like it. You might want to tone down the massive beast of a description, it makes you seem very angry with the world lol.

[Eliseharris]

The 'massive beast of a description' is a response to hundreds of comments saying more or less the same way that I have mostly had to delete. It was not there to begin with.

[DCIEVEDASHH]

no one cares you look like michael jackson and speak like my imac

[laydeelle]

wtf

[BlueBuddy123]

Not funny!

[BigYin47]

Lawl.

[MiceHellHillPips]

hmm. yeees... thanks for that...

[TonyAab]

Haha, lovely; Tone of voice, changes of view, music, facial expressions, all made me laugh, somehow even more than that lovely lil (large) description to the right.

[king13asdadogs]

plz plz plz stop talking about vegetables it makes me wonder which is more intelligent you or the vegetable and due to current ideas about your mentality im going with the vegetable

[Eliseharris]

Yes, best follow the crowd if you yourself are a bit lost. No point bothering to form your own opinions, is there?

[1nn0senseL0st]

omg, don't you realise what you've done???

because of this, George W Bush has declared Okra as a threat to 'freedom' and has declared a war against Okra based societies which threaten the freedom of the world >_>

[1nn0senseL0st]

^_^

p.s French and Saunders from the 80's called.... they want their unfunny material back ;)

well it could be worse, you could have left your hair down ;)

[conorleighton1989]

geeeeeeeeek!!!!

[DavidNewland1978]

Not to be confused with the Orca whale.

[properhorrorshow]

I love you.

[donama]

heh, pretty good job... you look like my fifth grade teacher... thats kinda disturbing... hmm.... anyway, good on ya for taking some of the horrible messages some people have left so well. although i must say, i thought you were vegetarian.. anyway... good job!!

[sonicwingnut]

haha, I laughed a little, not as much as I laughed at people freaking out at it though, it's amazing how strongly people feel about vegetable-based documentary.

[BigEdd34]

listen Love put down the vegetable...

[XkizzmoiX]

Yeah god people leave her alone,i'd like to see your sense of humor,or maybe you just haven't got any by thinking this isn't funny.

[floyd999]

sweet lord.

what is the pont? really? I mean, why?

?

[brrr227]

i agree wot a retarded peice of video filming, u this wasted bout a minute of my life i cud be having a drink by now !! and u hav caused my thirst to be in need of qenching for a hole minute, outragous this is its .its just... ARRGHHH

[Eliseharris]

You are aware it's possible to drink and watch a video at the same time?

[paddyseat45a]

I wonder if some of these negative posters can type and breath at the same time, let alone watch a video and drink. My advice to some is don't take up gum chewing, you'll eventually get carried away while chewing and turn blue - and as for walking, chewing and breathing...

[slacknarf360]

dude its ment to be funny, and its my type of comedy, people say its girls humour, but I like it and i'm a guy

[ElijahDepp]

What are you on, love?!?!?!? WHO CARES ABOUT OKLA!?!?!

PS It's garlic they use to ward off vampires, not whatever the fuck that is!!!

[frankdudeno1]

Vegetable, you are one love...

[merpette]

*ahem* What I meant was: OH MY GOD, you're a fucking genius. Vegetable comedy, who'd have thought it. Fan. Tas. Tic.

[xenabayot]

will for me ,such a rubish

[merpette]

Bwahahahaha.. aha... ahahahaahaaaaa..... WOW!!!

[katy0rose0goodwin]

i thought that video was good. I love it! I did think it was a little wierd but hey so am I!

[stuffedwivfluff]

ok that was a waste of 1:11 minutes...

[clayj9]

your a freak

[Killerneedle12546]

You dont get out much do you?? no i didnt think so

[CNoble87]

i have to say, this video is not really my thing, and dont think it should have deserved this amount of popularity, however..

whether it was your intention or not, I found your replies to all these negative comments (written in the description of the movie) absolutely hilarious, excellent stuff! :)

[FMD2F3]

borrrrrrrrrrrrrinnnnnnnnnnnngg­ggggggggggggggggg...

[KeenieF1]

you are so weird. What's the point in this? It shouldn't be on YouTube.

[AlexaWazo]

i love your accent, although a smile wouldnt go amiss :)

[Hannah1594]

Coolkid67703 I totallii agreeh ! I was thinking that she looked lyk Michael Jackson tuuh!LOL Well done for being brave like but your just scaring me !

[babyfuzz1]

OMG, that's funny!

[setreset]

I made a dance piece in the 1990s in which I attacked vegetables with a cleaver and an electric drill. It was much more tragic for the vegetables than this.

[derekhess47]

Why has this been promoted!??!

[Loutheboarder]

i have to say... i love your answers to FAQs

[BekkzAkky]

God why can't everyone just shut up and leave the poor woman alone. If you can do any better go ahead, shes just showing you her style of comedy and im sure shes SOOO SORRY her sense of humours not the same as yours. She doesnt look like Michael Jackson shes actually looks human. Vegetables are god damn sexy beasts ;)

[LoafOfPint]

Yam.