How To Make Your Coworkers Think You Have a Date on ...

[YouAreAmazin]

So lie and potentionally get fired?

[TheDeLaKore]

Final step...go back to your fudge ice cream

[TheDeLaKore]

WTF is this world coming to?

[ronniexxluvs]

I want her handwriting..

[SparkToast]

At 1:10, she put the phone next to her chin. FAIL.

[rainbowcrakkk]

This is how not to get a date :P

[matmanjr1]

step one get a life 2 be sexy 3 if all fails get plastic surgery

[1rralphh1]

how to sodomize your self esteem by being a pathetic liar and worrying more about how to lie about a date rather than actually getting one

[blackstarmist26]

step 8: get sacked

[zeosson]

forever alone

[maplecookie66]

umm im still in school and they wont belive it cuz im a tomboy annnnnd.....they will think im girly

[CreativePulseMedia]

Step 1. Get a fucking date.

[Johnnyboyinthehouse]

What if a guy cant get a date?

[TurtleHacker]

This is sad...

[juggalettetillidie1]

this seams like middle school shit i should no

[Beaniekid99]

that's a very specific title. 0_o

[astreetmonster0]

holy shit is Robin 

[tomyvimto]

they should change the title HOW TO BE A FREAKY PERSONt

its so much easyer by just getting a date, insted of 2 weeks of a fake date plan,

that's just sad

[Omeegia]

fuck that, give me the rocky road.

[DEUHDCEwh]

If you're starting this extravagant plan a few weeks ahead, why aren't you out getting a date in those weeks instead of already assuming you won't have one and doing all this shit. Stupid.

[DarknessInVivian6]

Right now I'm looking at a lady bug walking in circles on my desk.

[DevaCooper]

That's a good way to get fired.

[emosaur666]

when i saw the first need i thought it said superfudge

[168kevinlu]

Pretty girl~~

[Jovanna1988]

LMFAOOOOOO 

[Hackingall]

why the video is on Comedy category?Just thinking

[knucklez92]

are you at work or in high school

[MsLR721]

Stupid is as stupid does. Can't believe I waisted 30secs checking this out.

[cuachaaa]

That is why i don't have a date for valentine's day....all the girls watched this video!!

[Clariigorawr]

How the fuck does Howcast come up with this shit?

[eisv]

This is so stup....

[AliensexKitten000]

Lame! who cares if you dont have a date on Vday??? More money in my pocket besides waste spending on a overrated money based holiday such as Vday. :/

[RMfan77]

This howcast.com stuff is genious. :D I mean, I started watching these videos about a week ago, they are amusing as hell. :D Seriously, please more :D

[lemurlover71]

This is why you don't have a date.

[IwantYourEverything]

"how to make your coworkers think you're not a complete loser."

[AlexNuchiha]

...WTF?!?

[Asianprodigies]

I would murder someone who acted like that

[OfredrikO]

wow you gotta be psycho for doing this! o_O

[CMOODO]

EVERYONE COME HERE I PRINTED AN BLANK SHEET I GEUSS MY MIND IS ELESEWARE!!!!!

[ButtonsAndPillows]

If she's pretty why does she have to pretend to have a date?

[wilded4]

*no you hang up first.. ~no you hang up first.. *k bye.

[wilded4]

ok...

[pkf1r3pk]

this is obviously a joke.

[Koolkid736]

@pkf1r3pk the sad thing is, this isnt a joke..

[ca1cifer]

This is quite sad.

[thecruelandunusual]

the type of relationship the girl in the video seems to be trying to portray is sickening.

"no, *you* hang up first."

"no, *you*."

ew..

[xxxPurpleSkullxxx]

Wait until the morning of my birthday to buy the chocloates!

[XxTYRASxX]

This should be called: How To Get Fired

[karcus0]

"jazzed?" da fuck?

[siliconsurf]

come to me babe, i got something milky and warm for you...

[sqeezilproducts]

@siliconsurf ...a cup of tea?

[lanceocallaghan1]

@sqeezilproducts he said something *milky* so maybe its eggnog 

[sqeezilproducts]

@lanceocallaghan1 some people like a lot of milk in their tea...

[lanceocallaghan1]

@sqeezilproducts ewwww, really, Ive never had milk in tea together, is it gross?

[sqeezilproducts]

@lanceocallaghan1 nah, it boosts the flavour, and cools it down a bit if it's too hot.

[lanceocallaghan1]

@sqeezilproducts oh, i see, i may try that

[SmokeTreeAllDay]

The bad thing about not having a date isn't your ego around the work place, its the point that you don't have a date...

[jackuy12345]

LOL

[randommagnum]

120 single men (in their 20s) per 100 single women (across all age groups I assume?). From this, are we to assume that:

a). 16.6% of men in their 20 might as well not even try (and it's worse if your older)

b). Men outnumber women in the US by quite a bit

c). Polygamy is much more widespread than you'd think

d). All of the above

[siliconsurf]

@randommagnum are you counting the faggots too?

[randommagnum]

@siliconsurf Well...I don't know — the Census Bureau probably is.

Actually, that makes me think...a fourth possible explanation is that widespread lesbianism might account for the 6:5 discrepancy. Even if not, I'd bet money that dykes outnumber fags by quite a bit.

[ilonaftw]

this is just sad lol

[drangel90]

who the fuck cares.. really? ur worth more than that

[flambenbombay]

lol...it would be hilarious if my friends thought i had a date...

Espically if they couldnt find out if it were for my birthday or valentines day because its also my birthday XD

then again im a REALLY bad liar...

[candygrl36]

why the hell would it matter to your co-workers if you have a date or not?

[MegaAwesomeMe1]

@candygrl36 because you might be a hot girl and lots of guys love you at work or your a hot guy and theres lots of girls who love you

[loveudannybabes]

@candygrl36 Soo....why you watching this then.....?

[MischaBotticelli]

How about dealing with not having a date on Valentines Day and just suck it up?

If I knew she were pretending, I'd think she was crazy.

[KittyKatPT]

They make videos like this because people request it on their website, something like that.

[megadeth762]

lol some of these videos of howcast are so ridiculous. wtf do i care if friends or coworkers think i dont have a date

[Jinxxed0]

this is so sad

[japmusicftw]

i agree.

[wendyspwnsu]

i know right

[MasterRman]

so...eh..does this work for guys?

[Fishstixj4l]

Step 1; fill your bathtub up with water until it is bursting at the seems.

Step 2; Bring your toaster from the kitchen, plug it into an outlet in the bathroom, activate the toasting seequence, and get into the bathtub.

Step 3; Before electrocution, call anybody you want and telling them what you really think of them.

Step 4; Kill yourself!

Step 5; Get raped by Satan. He is the devil, and can do what he wants, so don't complain. It's what you get for not having a valentine's date.

[CandyCrayon91]

Pfffff, pathetic. What's the big deal about Valentine's Day? It's just commercialised bullshit these days, and why choose one specific day to show your love and affection to the one you love?

Also, have some respect for yourself, lady-in-the-vid.

[poswoll]

You fat, whiny feminist bitches with your senses of entitlement have priced yourselves out of the market. American men want and can get Latinas, Asians, and East European women with beautiful bodies who take care of themselves and now how to treat a man. Get used to seeing white men pick these women over white American women. It is already happening and the trend will escalate.

[poswoll]

99.9% of the single women in this country are not even marriageable.

Take away the women beyond the marriageable age (over 30).

Take away the fat women.

Take away the ugly women.

Take away the psycho Zoloft / Prozac women.

Take away the raped women.

Take away the women with STDs / HIV.

Take away the women who can't cook.

Take away the women who already have kids.

And you've eliminated 99.9% of the single women in this country

[andyjammy]

Howcast videos are usually ok to watch but this one is way tooo pathetic!!

Such a shame!

[FWDrake]

And then after building yourself up all week, go home alone on valentines and hang yourself in the bathtub...

^ This video forgot that step.....

We don't need pathetic people reproducing... honestly do us a favor

[SomeoneUMusNo]

I like her handwritting (:

but yeh , this vid is pathetic

[ewtasha510]

How to make people think you aren't a suicidal,lifeless spinster....

[frogoftoob]

This video should be about how to not have a date on v day

[sweetXxcandyXx]

WOW

this is what will really happen if ur stupid enough to follow this video

Making errors at work+Day dreaming in Meetings(not paying attention)+ Lieing+ Having personal phone calls alot= Fired

[CamKayvot]

Word

[crimsonheroX7]

Mike's Declassified High School Survival Guide:

Tip

If you can't get a date, go for a date online, tons of people with nobody, and who knows that somebody might just be the one you marry later on in life, and if you can't get a date online you have 3 options

1) Walk around depressed that you don't have a Valentine or post in forums about you not having one.

2) Lie about it, don't do this method, its too obvious you're trying too hard to lie

3) Give up on life

[RA710]

stupid

[LesIsMore1375]

This is really sad.

People need to be more confident in themselves. It's okay if you don't have a date. It doesn't necessarily mean you're not desirable.

If you're this discontent with being single, try putting all this effort towards getting someone.

[FlameAnime246]

I know, right? Really, all you should think about is:

1) Family

2) Friends

3) Career/Job

4) Edcation

5) Marriage and children

6) God and Jesus

7) Destiny...

AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT'S IMPORTANT!

[ohhelpIamUKobsessed]

Lets try that again....

1) God and Jesus

2) Family (wouldn't this include marriage and kids?)

3) Friends

4) Education

5) Career/Job

[FlameAnime246]

I didn't put mine in order. xD

[Uraharasensei]

This is pathetic

[asdfjkl0lkjfdsa]

shouldn't you try to get a date instead of having an elaborate plan starting a few weeks before?

[ks86]

lol not to mention the embarassment if you somehow get caught out.

[JoeDurobot]

That is sad to do that, but how a girl like her could be alone for Valentine's day?

[GCVos]

What's the use of this?

[otharennaur]

yeah, this kinda reduces the probabilitys of having a real date to 0. I wouldn't date a girl who is so happily dating someone else ._.

[frozensage]

clicked on the vid thinking it was a way to get out of work for the day :P

[laylo777]

i feel bad for people who actually do this.

[briansmobile1]

Stupid games like this keep "game playing chicks" single. Others at work figure she's taken and won't bother asking you out. Be in the moment and enjoy and make the best of reality.

[coltonapo18]

this is the chicks voice from the "how to make a move on a girl" one! shes so hot!

[wessabessa]

Future production suggestion. On par.:

"How to internalize your intense emotions after being forced into intercourse."

[Crayolacreative]

i'm pretty sure you'll just get fired.

and at the end of the day, you still won't have the valentine's date .....

[mikeike200793]

pathetic

[ridwan326]

absolutely...  ludicrous... :D

[megamarsvin]

They're going to give you a break after goofing off for the past 2 weeks? Not where I work :D

[CardCaptorDeadpool]

what the hell i thought this was supposed to be funny this looks series but shit, which brings me too the question what did you do for valentine's

[sasukeistehsuck]

Stupid overall, but the statistic at the end was encouraging. xD

[megamarsvin]

Yeah but they forget to mention how much of each of those groups is worth dating. Like 1%? ;D

[mspookie]

Damn, she's a cutie.

[sculptureattack]

I did all those silly things and then my boss sent me to a psychologist, when I was in his office, I swore this chick was in the waiting room with her fingers in her ears, rocking back and forth.

[OuroborosChoked]

That brunette is REALLY hot... but this advice is just pathetic and childish. I know it's not supposed to be serious, but still... you just know someone out there is shallow enough to try something like this... and that's just sad...

[vitruvian8807]

Or, do all steps at once, and just act like a blonde.

Seriously, doing this will further reduce your chances of getting a real date, since they'll think you're taken and leave you alone.

[TankManer]

like everyone of their epsiodes r a joke

[morningcaptain]

I think there is other shit more important to worry about. Anyone that takes this seriously should be punched in the face. Can anyone get past the high school crap? I see this shit every day, the pretentious crap

[PinkBaboon]

yeah....this is just annoying

[ShingoEX]

Or "How to be a deceptive liar to your co-workers for the sake of saving your face".

You need to cover the explanation when you're found alone at the grocery store on VD.

[leeminator565656]

hahaha.....jokes on me.....i actually took it seriously.....thanks Patrol.

[violettesmile]

This was amusing but reminded me more of the high school years more than anything else!

Rather than invest in clothing, purchasing chocolates, and LYING, why not send yourself some flowers. Still pretty sad but you'd save a few bucks.

How romantic.

[leeminator565656]

would someone please explain to me WHY you would think you NEED to go to such extremes to fabricate a delusion. ?is this how some women really think?what other extremes would you allow yourself to believe manipulated into thinking you should do.? c'mon there's gotta be someone out there with some gray matter.

[AssholePatrol]

You realize this is a joke, right?

[lovepianos]

heh, i would never doodle during a meeting, i mgiht get fired b4 my co-workers even think im dating, lolol.

[MasterTra]

This was funny.

[expotv]

this was entertaining

[Georgia4God]

Welcome to what I was thinking about men.

Now we can both go out in the world and attempt to live as the best representative of our genders as possible, hoping to be one more of the few good ones left.

That's what I'm going to do, anyway. :)

[justme252009]

so men outnumber women?? **confused by the last quote

[donnyk]

that box of chocolate is Hershey's brand. It's the best. No lame ass flavors like coconut that make me want to barf

[memph1ston]

I would date that.

[chick5581]

The killer must run from the killer barker. Not nalts doing the stunts!

[TENCUHTLI]

This bull5h17 is so f$% sad!!!!

[Offcrackplumberbuns]

It's just another day. A Hallmark Holiday. VD

Short for Valintines Day and Venereal Disease. Also see Co dependency.

[MediumKuriboh]

Wow it looks that acting Weird means that someone has a date

[KuruGDI]

next time you may can upload a video in witch you show how others believe that you are a murdere while you haven't murdered anybody.

[odingizmo112]

well dunno o.o i dont know any good reasons to fake this xD if people think she haves a date no wonder no one ask her x.x xD

[iainlovesu]

how about when asked, you just say, 'Keep out of my fucking business'

[Mintfriction]

Why the F|_|CK you need to fake this?

F|_|CK society, lie is at F|_|CKING peak.

"I guess my mind was F|_|CKED up lately"

[afivey]

Why the fuck don't you just swear? :)

[aiyily]

I think ,if you have the time to do this,you can find the boyfriend who can company you.

[edieebaby]

haha hilarious!!

[chizel14]

I would go on a date with you

[chinio11]

why do they feature this lame shit!

[04ray25number2]

They must have paid YT.

[gamebozco]

u mean, KY

[Snackypak]

epic fail

[Loxard]

so a lot of women have several boyfriends at a time?

[Darren1NBA]

lol this is funny.

but if you're trying to be serious about this being an instructional video, this is stupid.

I mean... WHO would be looking for this? who's looking for a "how-to" video on how to fake a valentine's day date?

[vodka1983]

horrible

[wildwoodflower16]

ummmmm... that's pretty lame.

[gibabybay407]

hmm. very interestinq.lol i shud try it

watch my videos

[NarutoFanXXV]

Why do this, when you can actually get a date...

[kofqns]

"Jazzed about trying the new italian place...wtf is this

[cheeringflamango]

why would you want to even do this? this is so stupid.

[finzfan84]

o, thats a BULLSHIT STAT!

[finzfan84]

This is stupid.

[mkh12152006]

right.........

120 men for 100 women my ass

do they count disable people?

do they count murders?

do they count jobless?

do they count homeless?

yea, i think they count all that.

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[rudeboi0005]

im a guy and i tired it....i just got called a fag by all the guys at work. only one of them commented on my hot outfit

[b0mayo1984]

I tried these exactly. I got fired. Looks like I am getting a valentine from the unemployment office.

[raiden233]

give me a P and a A and a TH and friggen E aaaand a TIC

would make a great joke vid

[Argonaut22j]

That was a depressing statistic to end on for guys.

[LinksAwak88]

you gotta figure though... those men in their 20s are single because they chose to be, the 100 unattached women are prolly desperate

[Tronna88]

the vid is obviously made for chicks, and so the end statistic info is prolly there to cheer unattached girls up... a girl without a valentine is in a little more emotional state then guys without a valentine date.. dont you think?

[Argonaut22j]

Yeah, well the whole video is stupid, because she's hot enough to get a date with whoever she wants. So I don't feel sorry for her.

[BrrHereE]

she's pretty =)

[sharkguy95]

By the time i was done doin this.... i would have one by then! Two weeks before!? Jeez.....

[l0l0ser]

this sucks

[ASilentMelody]

you do realize people are that stupid and will actually do that, right?

[odessy000]

hmm, was nt really informative, but u made me laugh..lol

[KristianCramer]

pathetic.. utter crap..

[ryanc519]

i would hit dat coochie any day