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  • alucard: i dont understand humans

    me:why?

    alucard:go in there

    me: ok

    *walks in*

    integra:WOOF WOOF WOOF

    me:*back away through wall slowly*shes having a bad day

  • lol...... alucard

  • Alucard: give me an order >3

    Integra: go kill Justan Beiber and bring me his fucking heart.

    Alucard: ........ -backs into the wall-

    Integra: that brat needs to die.... both brats actualy.... -sigh-

    Alucard: -goes insane from JB's music and massmurders everyone at a consert-

    Integra: O-O'

  • @FoxofSilverBullet Why Ruin This all with justin bieber comment, Seriously? Grow up and get a life. I hate him to But i would NEVER Include Alucard And that Beaver In the same sentance "even though i just did". Lmao Just saying >w<

  • @TheCarlyChu i have a life thanks, wich is why i posted that ^-^ i dont realy think JB needs to die but the world of music would be better off if he just found a diffrent way to make his mark on it....  an Alucard death is overkill by WAY and besides... my brother dared me to post something like that... TT^TT

  • Alucard: I don't understand humans...

    Me: Yeah... Me neither. lol

  • Бред

  • :D:D:D:D:D

    

  • LOL, i totally was not expecting that. LOL, Wait! are you saying Integra is a BITCH???? O_o Im afraid Alucard is just going to have to shoot you for that!:P

  • I was not expecting that...sweet jesus you almost killed me. xD

  • Wtf ??????????

  • The reason that alucard is immortal is that every month he gets his head bit off by her!

  • now i understand why people call integra a bitch XD

  • Alucard: My master. Order..

    Integra *barks barks*

    Alucard: *thinking, "Shit, I've forgot she's having that monthly time again..." , hurriedly backs away* LOL

  • i love alucard's face right before he backs into the wall x)

  • Did not expect the barking at all

  • lmao <3

  • f#ckkkkkkkkk!!!lol i was actually waiting for her to say something horrible to alucard but instead she...f#ck hahaha

  • Alucard: Give Me An Order

    Integra: Woof woof woof woof woof woof!!

    Alucard: Fuck this I'm leaving

  • Ha ha ha ha!!

    <3 <3 <3 Alucard <3 <3 <3

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  • lol alucard wtf oooookkk

  • Alucard: Give me an order >:P

    Integra: Ya' make me a sandwich asshole.

    Alucard: w-what I-

    Integra: You come in through my good wall, you leave some black magic crap on it and you ask for work don't be picky dip shit!

    Alucard: :(

  • no all of u at the top are wrong she was bitten by hans

  • all is quiet here, everyone is asleep, and suddenly my dog​started to bark loudly with her =-=

    and my dad is like "quieter down there!"

  • God I haven't laughed that good in a while for a remake ;D Thank you for making my day/night ;3

  • loooooooooooooooooooool!

  • 666 ;D Dont change it! It's suits to Alucard

  • hahahahahahahaha looool!!!

  • Shit ?! XDD

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha can't stop laughing its to funny and it looks like Integra was barking the wrong

  • @Iloveyou67789 tree

  • there should be a long howl at the end...btw she sounds like a mad chihuahua

  • LOL!!!! XD

  • for some reason this made me laugh SO HARD.

  • lol ! XD

  • WOW! Integra is a dog

  • Alucard: o_____o *backs away slowly*

    I have to.....go....BYE! -Runs through wall-

    I dont understand humans!!!!!!

  • @CrazyAndy3012 LMAO.XDD

  • roflxD

  • dont you bark orders at me womaan XD ~

    lol

  • I... have to...go.... throughthatwallbye!

  • awww that was adorable

  • woof woof~ xDDD

  • oh my god hahahahahahaha.... I can't stop laughing 

  • hahahahahahaha awsome i always knew she was a bitch

    but i think you should have used a louder dog barking sound

  • That bitch is crazy!

  • Well Alu i halft dog, so he shold understad her quite well.But this may not be the way he mish to reccive his orders from a master that sound like a small angry terrier XD

  • LMFAOWROTFASTC!

  • LMFAO! Oh god,Im glad I wasnt srinking/eating..I would've died!xD

    o 3o

  • This reminds me of that clip of Tyra Banks as a rabid dog.

  • LMFAO!!!!

  • LOL Integra bites! xDD

  • what episode it is?

  • Alucard: Ahem.....Integra....Are you taking the mickey out of me....being a dog......Because I may have to shoot you if that is the case.

    Integra. BARK. BARK. BARK. BA-Ahem. Its because I'm being a bitch actually.

    Alucard: Oh. *transforms and joins in*

    xD

  • ............ I agree with Lord Alucard. Go through the wall and think about how you do not understand humans.

  • LOL, wow...Must have been that time of the month for her! XD

  • Its like fanfic video style!!! i love it!!!

  • heheheh

  • Integra being a bitch.

  • wow thats new O.O she is very bitchy O_O

  • what the... X"DDD lol!! X"DDD

  • Hahaha xD LMFA0

  • Thats the Protestant "Bitch" for you...XD

  • well Alucard still calls her master so they make a lovely couple <3 !

  • so true, i don't understand humans either

  • Okay.... I did not expect to laugh from that, but I totally did. Well done!

  • lol my chihuahua barked back XD

  • Aaw ~

    I WANT THAT PUPPY!

  • 41 people missed the like button

  • this never fails to make me laugh

  • Wow Integra's scary when she PMS's!

  • . . . . .well I guess when it comes to female dogs Intergra can be there to bark like one O.x

  • ...XD

  • lol thats right alucard just back away slowly

  • OH GOD RUN!

  • pretty accurate actually.

  • LOL

  • lol! that was like so great!!!

  • XD right nice

  • stunning

  • lol i keep bumping to this video and every time i go thumbs up on zutarian's coment :P

  • Oh schibe - ICH MEIN MUTTER! :O

    LOL, I subscribed.

  • lovely

  • Alucard is afraid of nothing...but Integra on her period.

  • @studiojosh amen

  • @studiojosh PMS. NOT good. even for an indestrutable vampire. RUN ALUCARD WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TIME!!

  • @studiojosh Some one should do that OoO

  • @studiojosh I wanna stop her period so bad... if you know what I mean ;D --> but just for the excuse of making Alucard fearless. Just as long as she didn't smoke the night before X)

  • Talk about barking orders :P

  • lol......poooorrr thing....

  • Me: Bitch!!!

    Integra:(barking)

    Me:she proved my point for me

  • integra got mindfucked and staarted barking orders at him

  • I laughed so fricking hard I had to play it like 4 times, showed it to my brother and he gave me a look just like Alucard right there and left the room with the same parting air. Hahahah.

  • Very great xD

  • LOL Hilarious...Integra sounds like my chiwawa....-_-

  • ROFL! This is amazing. XD Made my day.

  • haha what the hell

  • XD XD XD XD i just died XD XD XD

  • omgXDDDD integraaaaaa<3

  • I KNEW SHE WAS A BITCH

  • XDDDDDDDDDD

  • Lmao xD

  • well that was funny..I loved it..had a great laugh.ty for the vid

  • LOL! :D SHE IS A BITCH

  • O.O I always knew she was a b*tch...

  • lol. integra didnt stop

  • Hehehe, i don't understand humans, LMAO

  • this is stupid as hell.lol

  • lol that was great

  • Ahahaha! Peed my pants! (not really, but close XD )

  • Alucard:Master, give me an order.

    Integra:*unintelligible barking*

  • Gosh... LMFAO

  • i guess it was integra's time of the month

    im sorry i just had to say that i couldn't resist

  • lol menstrual Integra

  • sho thats what integra sounds like when she is being a she-dog...

  • would you happen ti mean she's a bitch?

  • maybe... ¬_¬

  • Lol I just love the way Alucard looks at Integra when she barks xD...A mysterious look =3...and damn it's so funny XD!!!

  • lol

  • I am thinking about Integra has a bad day?

    ;)

  • Nice orders integra

  • LMAO :D

  • sounds like a chihuahua xD jajajajaja

  • That was so funny! Alucard with the sweat drop!

  • that's not Integra, that's my mother in law.

    lame joke, sorry couldn't resist.

  • xD jajajajajja

  • Anyone know why there's a gun in the end?

    Maybe Integra wanted to shoot him but after an epic fail through the gun at him with despair...

  • OMGF HILARIOUS y'know...I think that's what we ALL sound like to anyone who doesn't want to hear us talking....

  • LOL so fucking funny! 5 stars!

  • You know...her hair DOES remind me of a Lhasa Apso. Or a Shih Tzu.

  • when I saw Alucard with the drop I started laugh even more

  • I always thought she would bark like a rottweiler or something.

  • bitch barkin orders?

  • LOL 5 stars! I love it! She was BARKING ORDERS hahaha!

  • LMFAO poor Alucard. And we all wonder why he doesn't understand humans when he has a crazy master like that.

  • when i first say hellsing i thought integra was truly barking

  • XP You know, that's probably all Alucard hears when Intergra bitches at him like that. lol

  • more then likely

  • @Zutarian5 (I agree! XD)

  • @Zutarian5 LOL so true! XD

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  • LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDXDXD

  • alucard got pawned

  • haha ^^ great :D

  • lmss thats soo fnny

  • alucard is so right, i dont understand humans to.

  • @darkside1918 (I have to agree with that XD)

  • lmao! Alucard is like "See ya!"

  • i love it

  • hell, if Integra started barking orders at me i'de disapear too X3

  • LoL =_=" Integra is blonde

  • WTF!!!? XDDDD LMAO.

  • genial XD

  • That was great!

    A totally confused Alucard XD

    I would also respond when Integra would begin to bark .

    (sorry for my bad english)

  • thats was great!!!!!!!!

  • LOL, stupid and random but sooo funny!!!!! 5/5 XXDD

  • lol at alucard's reaction

  • i thought intergra was a girl

  • She is, you dumb fuck.

  • intergra is a female 0.0''

  • integra is a woman -_-

  • LMAO xDDDDDDDD

  • :38 alucard's crosseyed XD

  • integra is an angry poodle XD

  • Thats frikin awesome!xD

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  • XD L0L

  • oh wow random XD

  • What the F...?

  • wow D8

    now that's creative LOL

  • Hahaha...wow that's so funny! I would have never thought of that XD

  • lol

  • lol alucards like "ok.....gotta go now..."

  • WTF! lol bark bark a female dog.......a BITCH

  • LOL "bark" LOL

  • pure awsomeness

  • brilliant! xD