Zach Galifianakis - He Ain't Gon' E-mail You

[MadPutz]

Thanks to YouTube, you ain't gon get no residuals no mo

[EuchridEucrow1]

He ain't gonna...

[goosebumpification]

this guy is a freaking genius, when you coming to oz zach... we need you!

[mammanitsa]

Actually, this is cooler than hell and funnier than shit... oh by the way can you people spell, charades?

[TotalTerrain]

1:57 not really that funny >.<

[cmt212077]

i was really hoping to get his number there for a second....

[bennyfranks831]

he probably was not playing sheraids with a deaf couple he was just talking to a deaf couple and thought they he was playing sheraids hahaha

[barbaveco]

i wanna see him in santa custume riddin purple cow that farts magic mushrums over the double raibow

[BetsySays]

God, I'd KILL to be his best friend. lol

[RyanBigDog86]

310-663? - Awesome! Only 9,855 more random numbers to try for the last 4 digits and I'll have Zach's phone number!!!

[maexeyetel]

i love how zach galifianakis uses black dudes as props

[screwagerestrictions]

@maexeyetel aaaand you just ruined him for me. noooooooo

[SamuelMT08]

@maexeyetel i know right? it's fucking hilarious.



[eddiereyes1988]

The guys a genius

[crswcw]

this guy is not funny plus he stole this act

[pkil232]

@crswcw you sure about that?

[subj3ctt0chang3]

@crswcw not funny? go fuck ya'self

[cronustitan2540]

37 people will NOT be getting an email.

[alex123056]

3:40



[MrCraigary123]

Nice playin

[RavenMad101]

Genius comedy! So simple and yet elegant.

[mrfixxxer118]

at 4:11 he looks like the dude from eraserhead, if he had a beard

[mellowmark1]

@mrfixxxer118

Haha, yeah.

[mrfixxxer118]

@mellowmark1 Love your pic, 2001!!

[ChristewieTV]

35 people didn't get email no mo'

[thefuckingcoupe]

4:48 is so funny I think I might die.

[InKa4484]

Comedians of Comedy, that's hillarious, why haven't i seen that. Brian Pohsein FTW.

[naomi5180]

He aint gon... love how its so deep at tht part. Zach is hilarious, i love all the movies he's in...i cant get enough of them

[xdiesease]

I wonder if the person who said that saw this......

[squeezeslemons]

He's a good piano player lol

[Lilkilla2012]

I'd die and kill for zach

[dustingrey]

@Lilkilla2012

Might be good to reverse the order though.

You know... in the interest of logistics and all.

[zombiesquirrels8D]

He ain't gon e-mail you no more!

[bob123789456]

haha at 4:40 the really deep "he ain't go"

[EpiqProductionz]

2:40 to 3:55 was some of the funniest most random shit ever.

[columbiaunited2]

i love how hes richer than everyone he passed on his journey through town but he dresses likes hes a hobo

[Sherw0od]

@columbiaunited2

Stand up comedians aren't rich at all until they're huge.

This is in 2008. Before the Hangover and before everyone knew who he was essentialy.

[Lasersvennen]

I heard this was just hours before he died. RIP Dunn!

[dietrite123]

They aren't hobos you mouth-breathers. They're what are known as Barbershop musicians.

Lots of homeless people wearing leather jackets where you live?

[coby111]

Zach pulls off a visor so fucking well.

[matthewjamal]

lulz

[tracitwin]

He can play piano?!?

[Blade025]

@tracitwin yeah he plays it pretty well too...he uses it sometimes in his stand up

[proistas13]

3:41

[narwhalwarhol]

That was magic.

[iHATEallie123]

i have theeeee biggest crush on this guy lmao

[sortilegus]

It would be funnier if Zach Galifianakis's comedy was random.

[MrCuntyballs2U]

It's ironic coz these guys are not white middle class Gen Y wankers

[013579asdfgh]

what the fuck did i juts watch?t

[davidkrod]

HE AIN'T GON' E-MAIL YOU! 3:41

[TheAliarafa]

its funny because he has a beard

[TheGuitarkid15]

Zach IS that awesome that he conveniently had confetti in his jacket pocket,lol

[AddItUp226]

best visor ever



[werdchester]

"....he aint gon' "

[TheOpalonia]

its funny because they are black

[zaengo]

@TheOpalonia no it's not.

[ArtCrimez]

@TheOpalonia why would it be funny because they are black? whats funny about that?

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

@TheOpalonia

...how? Racist.

[wosie243]

Zach Galifiankis, not the two cool kids internet fighting below me.

[wosie243]

I would fuck him so hard.

[joel2ksweet]

@FridgeNatious homophobic too..............i like getting my shit rammed all night long

[joel2ksweet]

@FridgeNatious mmmmm that tasted good

[joel2ksweet]

@FridgeNatious your american its not your fault

[ehsteve231]

@joel2ksweet Hey, we aren't all stupid... just a lot of us. SHHH.

By the way if you are insulting a country for stupidity, don't make two obvious syntax errors in the six words it takes to do that. Bam.

[joel2ksweet]

@ehsteve231 il make any kind of errors i want im not writing the new bible here, and dont worry my country is just as dumb as yours

[StrangerToEarth]

He ain't goan EMAIL YOU NO MO.

[EuchridEucrow1]

I teared up the first time I saw this.

So fucking funny.

[EPICT0ASTER]

oh Bosco, with a B... sorry Bosco :-\

[kuruantigenic]

mission accomplished! barhbargburburh!

[theper4sho]

those, hobos are sell outs man, i aint listening to them no more. there old stuff is the real stuff, they just sold out

[tsilavivrus]

@theper4sho Hobos are travelling homeless people. Bums is the word you're looking for.

[RyanONeill86]

@theper4sho do you realize what you just said?!?! hobos are sell outs?!?!?!............... yeah, cause living on the streets with no money is a great alternative...if they did "sell out" good for them. smh

[derevolutionary]

@RyanONeill86 Hmm...jokes don't go over well with you do they? Have you also spent most of your life defending the people who had their doors knocked upon only to end up with some ridiculous thing said to them in the end? Or sat in a movie theatre watching a hilarious movie whilst sitting in contemplation? You must be miserable. Lighten up.

[Dobbs8816]

@RyanONeill86 Understanding sarcasm isn't one of your finer skills I see.

[burningbush2009]

@theper4sho hobo hipster

[INFR4SLIV3R]

@theper4sho who says they are homeless? the one guy had phone

[ProducShuns]

@theper4sho hahahahahaha this comment is an excellent parody

[OktoberStorm]

Who's that comedian starting at 1:48? Can't never remember his name...

[UGADawgs555]

@OktoberStorm brian posehn

[DemericktheJuggalo]

@UGADawgs555 Brian Pussay!

[OktoberStorm]

Thanks

[maomaoize]

@OktoberStorm It's the creepy guy from just shoot me :P

[OktoberStorm]

Thanks a bunch! I'll check out the show, as it seems his crew has done a good job on removing most of his stand up from youtube.

[ordude123]

I was wondering why it was called he ain't gonna email you when he yelled it our and i nearly shat mah pants

[ordude123]

1:08 BEST FACE EVER

[TheTrueFranchise]

@ordude123 yeah..the "oh...sorry dickhead" face. I love it

[N1GSMOKEAC1G]

worth $50 each EASILY

[laurarox80]

He's so great

[followSouthSam]

The hobos visited this video 32 times.

[YAMASON]

currently my favorite video clip on youtube

[averagesuperhero786]

He aint gonna email you !

EPIC

[annavanity]

@clearwater95 Wow you really are a douche.

[MsCellolad]

His piano playing sounds like Sigur Ros

[clearwater95]

"He ain't gon' email you" as an apropos-of-nothing exclamation is funny, very funny. Getting these three guys on stage, however, is something different, something that reeks of Wes Anderson-style minority collecting. The look Galifianakis gives the camera after amending "Rosco" to "Bosco" says it all: he's clearly still waiting to step onto the humanity-train. He will be thoroughly more entertaining when he dissolves the us/them binary.

[huntman4675]

@clearwater95 Stop trying to sound intelligent. You're not.

[frankiealbert1]

@huntman4675 I think clearwater is smart and onto something. You go clearwater coco.

[emoholocost]

@clearwater95 wreaks* 

[clearwater95]

@emoholocost wreaks is a good word. reeks is the correct word here.

[emoholocost]

@clearwater95 i guess you're right. i think we all learned something today.

[JK4C2012]

@clearwater95

So you can take one glance and conclude someone is racist?

What's this about Wes Anderson?

[FromanMD]

@clearwater95 Except for the fact that he is as likely to use unusual and unknown white entertainers as he is their minority equivalent. Zak's comedic video for Kanye's "can't tell me nothing" showcases white cloggers fresh off the farm in a similar manner. I think you are one of those people so fixed on attributing negative connotations on others than the whole world seems that way to you. Lighten up clearwater95

[Seedr0]

@clearwater95 I know this is going to sound like "you just don't get it!"

I just thought I'd share that I think it's the opposite, Zach seems like a character on camera, I think his intentions are to poke fun at the racists rather than the races, to paraphrase Sarah Silverman;

"my character is me, but with a blend of ignorance and arrogance"

[SuperRockinRyan]

the bass line at 4:38 is so money.

[c4r50n1]

@SuperRockinRyan PROFIT!!!

[SuperRockinRyan]

the bass line at 4:38 is so money.

[Jonny666D]

Jesus walking by at 0:19

[gothgod1233]

@Jonny666D i thought that too

[TheIvorito]

@Jonny666D wow that made me laugh sooo much ;) thanks for pointing it out :)

[gu4rdi4n4ng3l]

@Jonny666D how do u know what jesus looks like?

[fedorgspsilvamma]

e-mail u no moooooooo

[xxGermanyxxx]

HARRY POTTER

[dimitrisdou]

He is a real comedian

he can make you laught all the time...!!!!!!!

[uncjuggler]

310...663---cuts to the next scene--- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[ClassicRockMan95]

@uncjuggler it's alright you only have 9999 to the power of 4 other numbers to try

[basementpromenade]

@ClassicRockMan95

Woah hold up! It's only 10 to power of 4... 10000 possibilities... should take no time at all

[ClassicRockMan95]

@basementpromenade i learned something new thanks xD

[darnoux13]

Hommage to Zach : ww dot heaintgonnaemailyou com

[Trichomes503]

BOSCO. With a B.

[Brunkie]

I can't work out why that's as funny as it is

x

[HabeKeinMitleid]

@Brunkie "It's basically a bunch of words that you aren't supposed to say." - Zach Galifianakis. It's funny to do things people find ridiculous in a natural manner.

[austinha11]

been a zach galifianakis fan for years. It's good and bad that he's gotten so famous. People are all like "omg allen!~! haha fat jesus haha so funny omg im cool" and its nice to see him getting out there. sighhh

[Ematched]

@austinha11 I feel your pain. Where was everyone when he was on Dog Bites Man and Between Two Ferns?

[summitthescale]

@Ematched The Hangover made it ok for certain people to accept his quirky comedy style since he was in a high grossing film. I personally enjoy that he is becoming so popular, because he stays true to his roots and in my opinion gives the face of modern celebrities a huge ass middle finger (or alan finger for the matter) haha, but you don't see many celebrities keeping it real like Zach does and the ones that do keep it real are the best i.e. Bill Murray.

[usct215]

not trying to be a dick but he was around "Hollywood" and did a lot of things like failed tv shows and mainly stand up for over 10 years or so before everyone became obsessed with him after the hang over which is great hes hilarious and its good everyones realizing that but the reason he can be the way he is in this video is because most people had no clue who he was back then.

[s8terblood11]

Zach Galifianakis was NOT exactly celebrity status yet when this movie was made. just throwing that out there...

[oncetherewasnina]

Anyone else whip out their phone for Zach's number

... was so hopeful.

[jamieelynnx]

Can I just say.. the definition of Celebrity is "somebody who is easily recognised by many people."

' Alan ' is probably the most favorited character in the huge movie Hangover, so I doubt there's many people who WOULDN'T recognise Zach. Whether it is from him doing stand-up or movies. He IS a celebrity, and 10 times better than half the stuck-up 'better than everyone else' ones you get now-a-days.

[jship420]

peep the noam chomsky shirt

[PanoStressed]

He is the man cause he is the Greek!

[SteamAddict91]

ringtone lol

[Frase]

hahaha zach is the fuckin man, i lol'd

[DSDOPTICS]

fuck zach rules. makes me want to grow a beard

[xboogiex7]

This is an art!

[MrKlondikeGuy]

@zachmasterzach Not ratting on you, but the whole reason a comedian tells a joke s because they think it's funny. They can laugh. That's just how he is. He's in control until he plays with the crowd. He's a genius. Great comedian.

[annasosexy]

omg so he wasn't always so fat. and he didn't always keep his beard so think. I can't believe this dude is almost 40. he looks GOOD. i love this dude definitely one of the best comedians out there. :D

[Mar0ke]

@zachmasterzach I think I love u man D: jk no homo, anyways, that's exactly wut I was thinking, that guy, I can't spell his last name, is a beast

[zachmasterzach]

I don't think I've ever seen Zach crack up at his own jokes. To me that's a sign of a good comedian; you see too many comedians today laughing after their jokes (and most of their jokes aren't even funny) but Zach can keep a straight face, no matter what crazy shit he comes up with.

[Zargator08]

@zachmasterzach that's not the only thing that matters in a comedian. Wtf, what matters most its the content of their jokes and texts. What u said it is a good quallity he's good in that, like steve carell i think. Still that not why i think he it funny.

[spacecataz0]

@zachmasterzach his abitity to not break is super-human. i don't know how they manage it in dog bites man.

[MrCaptainStfu]

I love how Zach took a shoot in the dark and gave three singers from the street a chance to shine. When the chips were down, he was the only one to believe in the spirit of good music.

[tomatogoo]

fucking brilliant Zach

[specialsmymiddlename]

i love him so much, from the minute i saw out cold. then the hangover. then everything else he did!

[FirstFamilyCharger]

@specialsmymiddlename same situation

[LivingLifeWithAdhd]

my favorite part is 3:42 shits fukin hilarious. o n 31 peepl didn get e-mail no more

[theoriginalfatman]

Zach does it better than oprah

[punkkid0993]

I bet it was alot nicer when he could still walk down the street without a mob of people following him around.

[LShiznit]

i don't find the guy funny. i dono

[dabom12898]

where it at? LMFAO!!!

[SteamAddict91]

ringtone

[craparoniandcheese]

310-663.....

[tebe2k]

@craparoniandcheese We only have about 10,000 combinations to try. You try the first 5,000 and I'll try the next

[TheTrueFranchise]

this is pure genius

[TheCowbellofsatan]

hell yeah, black guys = best song<3

[TheMrChocolatepuppy]

i love your visor. 

[tuckerking77]

@hurtswhenifart youre FUCKING WRONG HATING ASSHOLE!!!!

[Paintar56]

Zack is god.

[slipeytk]

This is great. Zach is god

[Toxygenic]

This is wonderful

[Juu44n]

1:53 cleveland's voice?

[memphislg3]

Zach is the best celebrity... Cause he doesn't fucking act like one

[fatalcolumn123]

@memphislg3

Forgive my ignorance in asking this question, but I would like to know in your definition, of what a celebrity acts like.

[annasosexy]

@memphislg3 that's cuz he's not really a celebrity. i mean he's famous yes. but i mean has he reached celeb status no.

[Justinian005]

@annasosexy He's been on SNL. He's def a celeb.

[annasosexy]

@Justinian005 so all of a sudden snl says whose a celeb and who isnt?? but that's not the point i guess. if you wanna call him a celeb fine however even some celebs don't go through the same treatment as other celebs, don't get followed around all the time, or harassed, etc. as for snl. think about why he was on there. it was after the hangover right?