A Message From Gabe Newell

[VVD]

RIP

[hurr48]

oh boy /mlp/ let's have a tear party

[ZiozoneEmperor]

o loled so hard when i read "gourmet newell"

[rhetta16]

(sobs) Great just great

[Spycrab777]

These guys are the true heros of the internet, I salut thee.

[TheRainbowCRASH]

@MrGabeNewell This is the most brilliant and heroic act I have yet to see Gaben perform. The utter and sheer act of "fighting the power". This brought a tear to my eye, mister Gaben.

[Rawertt]

Sure is buttfrustrated ponyfags here.

[AnonTheWizard]

xX liek dis if u cry evrytiem!1! Xx

[hurr48]

gourmet newell to the rescue

[Leroy51684]

That's WAS DELICIOUS!

[exrodge]

R.I.P Gabe Newell...

[BarerRudeROC]

This is gold. I fucking love you

[jackofblades94]

2;05 " Le mad"

UMAD PONYFAGGOTS?

I don't have anything against bronys who keep their weird interests to themselves. The ones that shove their pictures of ponies everywhere on the internet are the ones that annoy me, But I guess it doesn't help almost all of the bronies are trolls.

[Molagbal38]

Love and Tolerance.

[demonprince1991]

@Molagbal38 Hate and discrimination.

[xTheJokerx1990]

(Facepalm) Im not a brony I do have a friend that I share this account with is. I dont care that he likes the show. The only thing that he dose that sometimes tick me off is that he keeps on trying to get me to watch it. I find it very funny that there is people that would make it their personal goal to end a fanbase of a show. Try doing something important and try to end Jersey Shore instead. - The Joker

[bravocmdr]

BLESS YOU SIR! KEEP YOUR BEAUTIFUL WORK VIBRANT AND FOREVER ALIVE! <3

[FeenecksChompski]

This is just sad. Bronies have raised thousands of dollars for charity. Talked people out of suicide. There are even bronies in the military. Yet you Anti-Bronies only hate. Make fake copyright claims. Which is breaking the law by the way. Make offensive forum posts and YouTube videos. I realize you are being a troll. But you are breaking the LAW.

[bravocmdr]

@FeenecksChompski

youre an idiot.

[FeenecksChompski]

@bravocmdr Well have fun being some person who hates with no reason!

[bravocmdr]

@FeenecksChompski

i have plenty of reason.

1. Most bronies shove there fucking show everywhere they can, it's very annoying. You make it your profile pictures your bio messages EVERYTHING.

2. A lot of bronies are sexually attracted to the ponies, therefore making them furries.

3. They took what was a kind of funny joke into an entire fandom and made it so irritating that it actually causes death threats.

4. It's a show for little girls man.

[FeenecksChompski]

@bravocmdr

1. That is because we really enjoy the show.

2. A lot? Approximately only 2 percent are.

3. Funny joke? Don't know what you mean by that. The thing is the origin of those death threats is people like you threatening the bronies.

4. It's a show made by Lauren Faust. Who worked on Power Puff Girls, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, and The Iron Giant.

[Molagbal38]

@bravocmdr Holy piss, she made Iron Giant? I love that film! I even cried a little at the end.

[hurr48]

@FeenecksChompski BRONIES HAVE RAISED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO IMPROVE THEIR MOM'S BASEMENTS AND TALK THEMSELVES OUT OF SUICIDE AND ARE IN THE ANONYMOOSE EL33T HACKER MILITARY

[FeenecksChompski]

@hurr48 All caps huh? You must be the smartest person on the planet. You do so you are saying Egoraptor lives in his basement? He is a brony after all. Improving your mother's basement isn't charity. They donated to charities led by bronies for children with cancer. Which MrGabeNewell here attacked.

[hurr48]

@FeenecksChompski THEY DONATED TO MOMS BASEMENTS WITH CANCER

[EddieZaic]

@FeenecksChompski I used to like Egoraptor, but now he's a blob, by that, I mean he's no longer an individual, just like you, vermin, he's lead and commanded by a bigger organism. Similiar to parasites.

Kill the parasite. Purge the unclean. Flame the heretic.

[FeenecksChompski]

@EddieZaic Oh you! Your mission will never succeed. It's a lost cause. Just give up while you still can.

[EddieZaic]

@FeenecksChompski Giving up is part of your job description, vermin.

[FeenecksChompski]

@EddieZaic You are outnumbered. You will all end up destroying each other. Vermin are creatures of small size that are difficult to control. Sounds a lot like anti bronies if you ask me. Have you ever tried to be friendly with bronies? If not there is your problem. If so you most likely met one of the bad apples. Don't let 1 bad apple change your view on the entire community.

[EddieZaic]

@FeenecksChompski Quit infesting every website you go to with your heretic views and keep them to yourself, maybe then my hatred will lessen.

[FeenecksChompski]

@EddieZaic You keep using that word [heretic] I don't think it means what you think it means.

[EddieZaic]

@FeenecksChompski Mongrel.

[FeenecksChompski]

@EddieZaic So you admit we do breed. You are digging yourself if a deeper hole every time you reply.

[EddieZaic]

@FeenecksChompski Did you watch your show about friendship today lil' boy?

[FeenecksChompski]

@EddieZaic I have not. You are digressing. You are losing.

[hurr48]

i sense butthurt tears from some user below me

[asteroidrules]

In the immortal words of Ellis: "If the laws of nature allowed it, I would bear that man's children."

[MSPaynt]

i-it's so beautiful

[xxXRaymoondoXxx]

GABE NEWELL CONFIRMED FOR CURE TO THE CANCER THAT IS BRONIES.

[Krapenhoeffer]

Your sacrilegious use of this music cannot be tolerated.

FOR THE GREATER GLORY OF GOD, THE NCF SHALL BE OBLITERATED FROM OUR TUBES, AND FRIENDSHIP AND PONIES WILL REIGN SUPREME ON ALL INTERNETS.

[hurrayforvideogames]

The tears caused by this video could hydrate Africa for generations. Seriously.

[Sonicfoxtrot]

Gabe newell is the hero we need

[gravitycat93]

;_;7

[andimhisfriendjesus]

trolled to tears

[Moonlightsiesta]

Just sad

[monus782]

And Gabe keeps cooking Ep. 3

[VesperTheSnake]

Hey Gabe, love your work. Be on the lookout for David Jaffe, I heard he's after you.

[skullmonkey24]

If you genuinely care that some youtube nobody kept getting flagged by 'Gabe Newell'. You should probably take a moment and think about what you're getting angry about.

Seriously sit and think, long and hard, about why you care so much or rather, 'what's the point'.

[akjk1212]

omg r u teh real gabe newell? do an ama!!!!!

[MrShawnCourtney]

Gabe Newell is best chef. But honestly, go remove Justin Beiber videos or something. Don't attack the brony community.

[mannystella]

Can't wait till this imposter's account get terminated

[ggreen7295]

Gabe Newell is a Brony.

[TheTroutMan12]

@ThePopKhorne That would be something!

[MrSystemV]

Why do you get kicks out of hurting others? It's not right. You should do something else to have fun.

@1337m4n

While I agree that the fan base _may_ spam their stuff in too many places, I think spamming a kids' show is a little different than spamming animal pornography.

And yes, I am upset that someone would go out of their way to hate us. Please stop.

[syth9]

Lol at trolls who believe there is purpose behind what they do.

[Warvancrusade]

@syth9 lol @ bronies caring and using "lol at (x)" to feel less butthurt.

[syth9]

@Warvancrusade You mean I was not the first to use that phrasing? You must be internet Jesus to know that O_O

[MrGabeNeweII]

@syth9 But there is, You see, We are making the world a better place by cleansing these bronies

[syth9]

@MrGabeNeweII Oh dude, my B. I am assuming by cleansing us you mean purging and in that case I wish you the best of luck, you have my love.

... and tolerance. <3

[Warvancrusade]

@syth9 oh my, that's some delicious fail psyops,

it's being overused by bronies to disregard the asshurt amirite

[syth9]

@Warvancrusade hmmmm, nope! I think it's pretty self explanatory actually. It just means that you are loved and tolerated :) Don't think that just because I only said it to my pal Gaben over here that you are exempt from my love. No worries bro.

[TheTroutMan12]

@MrGabeNeweII I respect your views, however, that doesn't mean I won't try to do something about it. The task ahead is long and tedious, and I will fight you every step of the way (if I have wifi).

And now to type random things that have nothing to do with this comment:

Luna is best pony.

[ggreen7295]

@MrGabeNeweII

You know, that sounds a lot like Hitler.

[Vid12]

@MrGabeNeweII Hitler killed himself in his bunker because he was afraid of being captured by Stalin's men and being executed in a Gulag. Weaksauce.

[loocnoc]

@Vid12 wtf no,

Altair killed him >:L

[ggreen7295]

@MrGabeNeweII "Hitler is my idol."

I find it hilarious that you expect me to believe that. Don't bother responding, I'm done talking to the waste of the internet.

[SuperMutantSpaceCat]

@MrGabeNeweII Ily lets have butt secks

[LordTeeakra]

@MrGabeNeweII My idol is your mom.

OOOOOOOOOOOH BURN'D!

[Snuskigaste]

@MrGabeNeweII Wait..

I thought it was a brony that made you?

[AllesklarDerKommisar]

@ggreen7295 Well Hitler had all the mentally deficient people killed, so it's safe to assume he would have killed any bronies that existed back then.

[likeIwilltellyou]

@MrGabeNeweII You know, the ironic thing is that we're the one cleaning the floor with your face. I just smashed Warvancrusade in a trashtalking contest he picked, he's already given up, and it started a few days ago. So bitch, please. Get on my level, and go eat some cupcakes. Maybe you'll even get some friends one day ^^

[Warvancrusade]

@likeIwilltellyou tl;dr

also conspiracy bro, conspiracy

[likeIwilltellyou]

@Warvancrusade Sounds ike someone's mad to me ^^

[Warvancrusade]

@likeIwilltellyou

>sounds ike

>ike

confirmed for autism & mad

[likeIwilltellyou]

@Warvancrusade Oh my, I wrote the word wrong O_O Lol this kid is desperate, hahaha ^^

[Warvancrusade]

@likeIwilltellyou

>desperate

leaching my tactics again dear? not surprising amirite

>O_O

confirmed for being a newfag :3

[likeIwilltellyou]

@Warvancrusade I haz spsial tktix. There's no such thing, son ^^ Welcome to the Internet

[GhostReconGuy]

@Warvancrusade Greentexting outside of 4chan just makes you look even more like a newfag.

[Warvancrusade]

@GhostReconGuy

>el o el

>apply martial law to youtube

>greentextin

>pointing things out makes you look like a newfag

>yep

>merry ballin christmas

[GhostReconGuy]

@Warvancrusade I really don't know where you got the el oh el from.

[Warvancrusade]

@GhostReconGuy aww yeah, it's called being original amirite

[GhostReconGuy]

@Warvancrusade I'll be honest, no.

[hurrayforvideogames]

@syth9 Lol at ponyfags who believe trolls need purpose behind what they do.

[syth9]

@hurrayforvideogames Ummm... that was my point, trolls shouldn't have a purpose...

[foryeerold]

@syth9 

[Kyothine]

Nope, fuck you

[TheTroutMan12]

@Warvancrusade lol @ you for making me want to type lol at (x) because of so much lulz at (things). That was my first "lol at" comment. Way to go, you trend starter!

Luna is best pony.

AND STOP SOPA!

[Warvancrusade]

@TheTroutMan12

>stop sopa

lol @ newfag

[TheTroutMan12]

@Warvancrusade > lol @ newfag

I am new to this comment thread and I'm glad I gave you some laughs.

c:

[TheBettneyBomb]

Fuck you. Peice of shit

[gravitycat93]

wait what happened? what does gaben have to do with bronies?

[TheBettneyBomb]

@gravitycat93 This dick hacked celticbrony's account, got many of his videos removed for 'Infringement on his rights' and is an outright asshole. Nuff said

[Chrona876]

This song is beautiful. lol

[VanHalen1282]

>Gourmet Newell

I have no idea who celticbrony is nor why I should care, but I have found a new god.

[1alphasam]

sooooo you dont mind us watching or you do? i mean i like the show but im not, as you said,  "creating gay oc ponies"

[baconArchitect]

I just want Episode Three, what the fuck is all this pony shit?

[Jvizzlezz]

Lol prejudice.

[Lopiny]

@ThePopKhorne But EVERYONE likes pizza.

Ponies, not so much

[TheTroutMan12]

@Lopiny I know some people who don't like pizza :c

[Lopiny]

I don't really think trolling the bronies is a good idea.

They tend to answer with more ponies.

And if you're already sick with the current amount...

[Warvancrusade]

that's like admitting that you're a worthless faggot and you don't have the potential power to take them down anymore.

/argument

[Lopiny]

@Warvancrusade Problem being, the second half of that might be true.

[Chrona876]

lmao

[MysteryAC]

FORGET THE PONIES.

OUR DEAR GABE HAS ANNOUNCED SOMETHING BIG COMING UP. IT COULD BE EPISODE 3

[1alphasam]

@MysteryAC nope.avi just Australian christmas

[hurrayforvideogames]

@CelticBrony Just go die in a fire. Jesus. 

[AngryLiterature]

Sure is angry literature in these comments. NCF PRIDE WORLDWIDE.

[MrGabeNeweII]

@TrollPony Too many abnormal bronies? Son, Those ARE the normal bronies. The brony fandom is about obsessing over cartoon ponies. Some people obsess in different ways (eg. "clopping") If you like a show, have a favorite character, that's fine. However spreading your brony obsession faggotry everywhere, That's not fine. It's a cartoon show. It's ment to be watched, not to have a obsessed manchild fanbase.

[shilipsy]

@MrGabeNeweII You sir are the superhero the internet deserves.

[MrGabeNeweII]

@shilipsy Why thank you my good man.

[dfunkers]

@MrGabeNeweII Now who's the one getting upset?

[MrGabeNeweII]

@dfunkers Nobody but the bronies are upset here

[MrGabeNeweII]

@TrollPony Because even if he isn't into the "rule 34" he still has a OC pony fursona, And that my friend, is cancer

not to mention his anorexic waifu

[Warvancrusade]

@TrollPony

>bronies deciding who we target

Ohboy, looks like the genuinefurs forgot about something called "lulz"

and nothing of value was lost.

[BloXboX37]

>Hurr durr im a brony i like a show, let me shove it down your throat and if you don't like it ur such a faget lololoL!11 what kind of a fgaget doznt liek ponies. Durr u haet us? HATURZ GON HAET XD!!1 LOL

[Rawertt]

Sometimes /v/, but only sometimes, I love you.

[Warvancrusade]

@EvilBronze55

/user/EvilBronze5

/user/EvilBronze5

/user/EvilBronze5

/user/EvilBronze5

this was obviously made up to lure as away from celtic amirite

[TheRedOrb]

I dont ever see furries artwork unless im checking related videos sometimes or i just see the occasional website.  But there ponies are all over YTP's now :I

[Taekesi]

ROFLMFAO!

[DMAN123223]

Oh but the video is fucking hilarious.

[DMAN123223]

Don't you have jerk friends that ruin everything? That's exactly how it is, you have one set of people which is a fan base and another going under the ruse of being a brony and then taking a dump over other people. If you get retards like this, don't waste your time on them, they are not true bronies as they go against the shows message. Fan base does not equal head up arse posters.

[ninjamario412]

Pony are just as bad as furries.

If not worse.

[JAMESGHOST]

I've never hated furrys before I was a brony, but I do hate the whole sexualisation of anthro stuff. same goes for ponies too, I just can't stand it!

[hurr48]

>i come frum vee i gren texct 2 show how kool i ame!

[Kyzaman112]

>I consider myself a brony, I own a fan-made figure of my favourite character.

>I will always be compared to the Rule 34ing furfaggotry that is the loud minority of the Brony fanbase.

But I just like to watch the show ;_;

[MrGabeNeweII]

@Kyzaman112 >associate yourselves with rapists

>sad that people compare you to rapists

You see, here's your problem >I consider myself a brony

if you do not want to be associated with them do not associate yourself with the fandom

[Pepperoni290]

@MrGabeNeweII No need to push the guy around, he's just a guy trying to defend a tv show he enjoys watching. I don't see where the connection is between the big generation four fanbase and rapists. Also, if I like watching Family Guy, does that mean I fap to big fat toons with balls for a chin? Let's say I do. Should you care? Probably not.

[hurrayforvideogames]

@Kyzaman112 But you try to greentext outside of the chans so, you know, go kill yourself.

[snaffus]

>getting mad at anything

Shame on you.

[Reavaverho]

Glorious.

[PatCockburn]

I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on.jpg

[chantheman8]

It's official, Gabe Newell is the best CEO every. Long Live Valve.

[GeneralAxxus]

Is it wrong that I shed a single tear over this. Glorious Chef Newell...

[hurrayforvideogames]

"HURR STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE"

"HATERS GON HATE LOL XD"

"LOL UMAD HHAAHA"

There, now ponyfags don't have to comment on the video; I've already posted all of their arguments.

[hurr48]

@hurrayforvideogames its more 'HATERS GONNA HATEHATERS GONNA HATEHATERS GONNA HATE'

'HURR I LOOK UP TO A TOOL WHO MAKES FUN OF A EASILY TROLLABLE GUY WHO IS SLIGHTLY LESS OF A TOOL'

'MY DAD WAS WRONG IM NOT A FAILURE, SEE DAD, I HAVE FRIENDS ON THE INTERNET NOW!'

[TheTroutMan12]

@hurrayforvideogames Hello Hooray for video games. I also enjoy video games. You know what else I like to do? I like to type things. You can probably tell because I have been responding to the other top comments. I don't even know what to say now.

OH! I remember now.

I think you meant "HURR STOP DISLIKING WHAT I LIKE",

not

"HURR STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE".

So... yeah...

Luna is best pony.

[fastbreak333]

I'm sure your mama's very proud of you. Now go make something with a 3 in it.

[1337m4n]

It's funny, a lot of "bronies" are people who once claimed to hate furries for spamming their furry stuff all over the internet even in places where they know they aren't wanted. And now they don't realize that they're doing the exact same thing.

I've no problems with the show, just with the fanbase.

[MrGabeNeweII]

@1337m4n I wholeheartedly agree. I don't understand the whole thing to be honest, it's a show, watch it. Why do you feel the need to associate with a fandom of said show? Why people claim to be "brony and proud" is beyond me. You are proud to be part of a fandom that obsesses over cartoon ponies? It's just furfaggotry in disguise.

[TheTroutMan12]

@1337m4n Hello Leet man, I like your name. But that is not why I am commenting. I am commenting because I disagree with that statement that I am currently replying to. I am a Brony, I am not a Furry, but I don't have a problem with Furries posting things on websites I like to go to. I just ignore it. I have some friends in person who are Furries and they are pretty cool people.

Other than that:

Luna is best pony.

[ggreen7295]

@1337m4n Everyone's a hypocrite huh?

[Luckyrob72]

this was the most beautifulest thing I have ever witness in my life.

[Warvancrusade]

Fucking beautiful.

[ShadowFox64]

I'm neutral towards bronies but the existence of Gourmet Gaben makes my life complete.

[RhodesidesReviews]

Magnificent

[TheRedOrb]

Geben: Le grand chef <3

[banchy44]

@TheRedOrb >le

Get out

[Tekkencool]

@banchy44 >Using green texting on youtube

ISHYGDDT

[TheRedOrb]

@banchy44 Problem, officer? :)

[TheRedOrb]

@banchy44 By the way you just told me to "The get out"

[mrbob091]

Gourmet Newell always wins.

[Minion777]

Apprentice



[Legit101bro]

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[pillsnotmything]

Work of a genius.

[SuperEatPeople]

MY GOD TIS SO BEAUTIFUL!

[0123Megasavage]

LMFAO

HAIL GABE NEWELL.