My Immortal Part 11

[LikeSoTotallyRandom]

This fanfic made me laugh so hard I cried black tears of blood

[clyneandras]

Would anyone believe me if I said she was for real? And not trolling?

[TheAstonishingAV]

HEDWIG, HAHAHAHAHA

[heavenlyhot]

'Who that?" "Oh it's Satan" Suddenly Satan cried tears of blood.' Pfft, Satan you pussy.

[lilacgerbil94]

Does Tara Gilesbie know that Azerbaijan is a country in Eurasia?

[terramori]

she was prolly in middle school or something

[Amywilkey]

Why does Ebony a "goff" kid have N'sync on her Ipod?

[videogamenostalgia]

WTF Beatles bit!? '1980'? Is that supposed to be a reference to John's death, or just retardedness? Why gothic Beatles wearing 'eyeliner and black clothes'? Is this calendar even mentioned again?

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

How did Ebony/Enoby/Egogy/Eboby go back in "Tim" without creating a Time Paradox? Suppose she stepped on a blade of grass, and that particular blade of grass played a MAJOR ROLE IN THE RESULT OF THE FUTURE. If Chaos Theory is to be believed, then by setting in motion a "Butterfly Effect" she would have fucked up the entire timeline and caused the world as we know it to skewer off into an alternate reality, killing us all. Sorry, I'm a huge nerd, but seriously.

Tara, learn to science.

[triplequeen]

The Beatles bit makes me bubble with rage!

[RAZEAN55]

MARLION MANDON

[codeaires]

What you don't realize is that The Beatles were a pioneering Goffik act from the 1980s. KNOW YOUR MUSIC HISTORY YOU KIDS.

[ajackmeh16]

Why'd you have to pull the Beatles into this, Tara? T___T

[Lucykinz96]

i watched this video sexily

[stefie01]

Atleast she understands the concept of an adverb...sorta...even if they aren't real words.

[LivDunham]

Amy Lee will hate you, because you defaced she on a picture !

[JackLuft]

Don't hate Heartdreamer (though this may be a form of trolling, therefore she trolled you and you showed), love Tara instead.

[JackLuft]

For reference, the part Heartdreamer skipped features Ebony, Vampire, Draco and Satan all having sex infront of Lupin and Mr. Norris, I think.

[crimsonlondon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Just...effing LOL!!! i havnt had this much fun watching somthing in years! ( besides porn ofc lol)

[JackLuft]

When I went to school, I narrated everything, using "sexily" excessivelyy

[TheBronxShogun]

I comment on this video Sexily.

[Sorakeyblademaster37]

Wow she even managed to canon-rape Hedwig. Hedwig the owl is now Voldemort's gay ex-lover. If she is a troll, then she is a genius.

[JackLuft]

I'm just waiting for the goffick Elvis to reveal himself as Satan's long-lost dad or something.

[zeldafangirl109]

Oh my God.

Gothic Beatles...

DO NOT WANT.

[mskusu29]

Oh my god I sexily had a hardon when Hedwig started seductively fucking Satan

[JackLuft]

I think tunning down the stairs sexily can be done when you dress like a slut or whroe like Enoby.

[vjpearce]

No wonder I didn't know how to do that XD

[86laf]

I think I'm going to join you in the sexy "rist slttng" and "creeing terz off blud."

Poor John and George (God rest their souls), they must be rolling in their graves:(

[PsychedelicDiamond]

Oh god... not the Beatles. Why must she involve my favourite Classic-Rock band...

I think, i gonna cry tears of blood and cut my wrists sexily.

[Dreamer00]

@PsychedelicDiamond

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.

Although I kind of giggled at the thought of 'goffik' Beatles.

[SGTAVideos]

OH GOD HEDWIG IS SO SEXY

[Mushroomking1967]

The Beatles as "Goffs" = DO NOT WANT!!!!

Hedwig as Tom Riddle's boyfriend = REALLY DO NOT WANT!

[LegendOfLink5130]

what the fuck!? o_O hedwig is tom riddle's boyfriend?!

[piterdevries]

You dunderheads. LOL

[MudkipJack]

WHEN I WAS/

[omgConditionBoy]

xD Wow...

I think she's like... A natural born troll.

She doesn't know it yet, but this was her destiny. xD

[hestolemyballoons]

LOL HEDWIG AND 1980'S BEATLES

[beckwithalexis]

lol!!!! 1980's 'gothic' beatles!!!

[wowzers121]

I thought I was just going to come, but my god my cock simply exploded when it was mentioned that hedwig the owl was a goth that had wild gay sex.

[gothrocks666]

OMFG WTF!!!!

[thot4]

Maaan those Beatles were soooo goffick.

[blablawhatev1]

lol you can tell this girl has no sense of time. doesn't she know that whatever she does in the past directly affects the future?

[heartdreamer]

and she thinks it's 1980 even though Tom went to Hogwarts in the 40s and Lucius in the 60s. Those bands she listed either broke up a long time ago or didn't exist yet. Even the MM song she used in ch38 was entitled '1996', the year it came out.

[sephmefo]

@heartdreamer Not to mention that MM didn't start out until 1991, and Green Day wasn't until 1993.

[DejaWho7]

tom rid had sex with an owl? lmao... this just keeps getting better

[soojinyeh]

and this hasn't been updated since it ended like a year or two ago...

fanfiction . net/s/4243272/1/The_Worst_Fanf­ic_Ever

[ckat13]

Why won't it just die!!!?

Ugh, It's my own fault for watching the whole thing. Hilarious as it was, I'm not sure that my sanity will recover.

[ilovemydogapollo]

Ah, god.... Beautiful. It made me cry. Because I was laughing so effing hard (obviously)... Does anyone know if she IS a troll??? Seriously..

[Valkeie]

what ze fruck i thought it was done?

[guywholikesfood]

HEDWIG IS A GOTH?!

[lillylivers]

It's okay guys...eventually Tara's going to end this fanfic with something related to a barrel roll, or the Prince of Bel Air theme, or WHEN I WAS, or "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley, or FUCK YEAH, SEAKING, or BABY FUCK.

Then it will all be over, we'll laugh at the 4chan references, and it would all be a bad dream.

(I hope and pray to God this is a troll of some kind.)

[AnnaJaganshi]

Dear God, this is just hilarious. And I did cry 'tears of blood'. xD They talk a bit too fast, but otherwise this is simply fu=reaking funny. ^^

[xsoraXchanx]

"That girl Britney freed him."

I FUCKING LOVE BRITNEY.

[xoxoEclairxoxo]

Dude xD This is the greatest set of videos I've ever seen... I wish she would update again so you could keep this up...

[missunderestimated]

I tried to write a purposefully bad fanfic like this... But honestly, you can't fake that level of suckage. Alas! I will try again.

You're so effing awesome for putting this together. XD

[AccursedSavior]

I'd help you. From what I've seen you need:

1. A REALLY bad plot

2. A Mary Sue

3. Make everyone OOC

4. Spell everyone's name 6 different ways

5. Make up words and replace words (like "I erected" instead of "I ejected" or "a pentagram between so-and-so")

6. Do EVERYTHING sexily and seductively before you lose your virility.

7. Swear a lot. In America "Bitch" is a proper greeting.

[4youglencoco]

lmfao i hope she updates again so you can keep this up

[HarrysGirlORDracos]

2 words: <3HARRY<3, <3GERARD<3

[MyssBlewm]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hedwig and Vlodemort.

I'm so glad this is back. I can't wait for Tata to update.

[AyeAyes]

Dude, you shoulda photoshoped makeup on The Beatles (although I'd NEVER have the heart to do that, since I'm an obsessed classic rock nut)

Can't wait until she updates again!

[Nijhia]

you need to slow the words down a little.

[HCShannon]

When were owls sexy!?