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  • i'd either be a fatter flygon or a skinnier dragonite. cause dragons are cool.

  • OMG Furret

    

  • Either Salamence for the fact that I can fly and be intimidating (lol) or Porygon-z because I can live in the Internet and won't require things like food or sleep or even air.

  • i will be magikarp because i will have the strongest attack ....¡splash!

  • VICTINI coz I wud be cute and powerfull ^-^

  • Dragonite, nobody would mess with me then :)

  • friqui de mierda

  • ditto, he's my favorite

  • alakazam because then i would be smart and i could annoy people withe psychic powers

  • salamence cause i can eat people

  • skitty

  • Gengar or Glicor

  • i wanna be salamence so that i can stand strong and fly

  • Sceptile, I wanna be untouchable. Jumping and hopping through trees.

  • Salamence or Penguin

  • magmar for flame body

  • A freakin' shark! I'd get to do whatever the flip I wanted in the ocean and i'd get my own week on Discovery Channel!

  • i would be giratina because it is awesome

  • Zoroark cause it can change form into almost ewerything

  • Salamance. It is majestic, and devastatingly powerful.

  • mudkip

    my first pokemon

  • Arcanine, because i like it!

  • you can also hit people with cradillis testacles

    ps: i would a dragon for an animal its a mystical animal and lucario for pokemon because lucario is pwnage and he is super cool with his moves and his aura it would be super cool to be lucario and i would like to be charizard cause i wold like to fly and my fav pokemon is charizard

  • i would be blastoise because i am fat

  • Voltorb/Electrode so I could zap the crack out of people who touch me :3

  • Honchcrow, nothing better than being able to fly and having a bunch of slaves doing your super evil bidding nomnom

  • I'd love to be Latios or Darkrai. Latios cuz it can fly faster than a jet, psychic powers, and invisibility. Darkrai is just awesome nuff said.

  • Blastoise because he's a turtle and has a shell that I can hide in.

  • i would be blaziken

  • i want to be a slakoth! you know.. hang in trees.. eat.. (what ever a slakoth eats) and then sleep..

    !

  • I'd be Swampert cause then I could take hits all day (unless they were grass moves)

  • id b Infernape because infernape has the best attack & sp.attack of any starter

  • Ditto, so I could be whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted.

  • @PokerJoker811 same here bro :)

  • lugia, just because it looks so cool, can fly and swim, and has psychic powers. Also, he is very fast

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  • Gallade because he is the Psycho Soldier!

  • Maybe it's Team Rocket's metal Magikarp submarine.

  • The deal about the steel magikarp? Someone got tired of magikarp being useless, and decided to start lobbing steel magikarps instead.

  • grovyle cause hes a badazz

  • wooper because it is always happy that it doesn't have arms

  • @walkTHROUGHwizard100 or metal water type?

  • eevee because he's just that awsome

  • jigglypuff because it can puff and fly

  • Ditto cuz i can change when i want to

  • Gengar would be so much fun =)

  • Snorlax because all anyone would ever expect of me is to eat and sleep!

  • id be rayquaza

  • FLYGON HE'S AMAZING

  • Torterra

  • zorua because when he transform he has its lito puffy tail lol

  • pikachu cause its my fav

  • furret because he is the best pokemon ever

  • Politoed cuz its awesome

  • Ditto :)

  • i bet the horny ppl will pick ditto

  • its a dream world magikarp

  • Mew or Blaziken.My cousins would be so jealous if i wuz mew,and i love blaziken.

  • My sister got a Fire type Bayleef.

  • i have a fire type feebas card 0.o

  • Zoroark because I can confuse the heck out of people by disguising myself as them :D

    If i could be a legendary though, I'd totally be Reshiram because it's beast.

  • Bulbasaur, because it is so cute and pwnage. <3 =3

  • just curious is this why you really like magikarp or is it for another reason

  • Zorark because I can make myself look like me at any time

  • probopass for the epic nose

  • snorlax so that way i could be a fatass

  • Feraligatr, Charizard, Heracross, Infernape, Garchomp, Haxorus, Emoboar, Samurott and Steel Magikarp :P

  • Gallade, I would love to have blades on my arms.

  • i thought gengar learned self destruct, not explosion

  • I would be a wingull because it is my favorite pokemon plus I like birds and water and wingull type = Water and Flying.

  • How do you get so many shiny pokemon?

  • lucario because well i think its cool

  • I'd wanna be a Pinsir or a Kabutops... They're just so boss.

    Or maybe a psychic pokemon so I could move things with my mind... Or ghost... Hmm.. Hard decisions.

  • EMBOUR because hes a fire pig and nacho wouldn't u be dead ??????

  • weavile i would be a ninja

  • infernape, nothing is better than a fire monkey

  • Treeko bc it's a pimp got awesome hops and Speed and I'll be able to evolve

  • Charizard! Its not my deffinate fav poke, but it flys and breaths fire, its awesome!

  • Ditto

  • Legendary Kyogre or blaziken GOD

  • stop

    saying

    epic

  • Snorlax, i wanna be always eating and sleeping.

  • Snorlax or a pet dog.

  • Hey cool battle

    I'd be a wolf in real life because they look cool

    But in pokemon I'd be a baby kanghaskan

  • Legends Mewtwo because its the strongest pokemon ever (IMO. First Gen is the Only Gen)

    Nonlegends... Blastoise or Alakazam

  • MANECTRIC!

  • i want to battle killer nacho

  • dragonite

  • Torterra......it would be awesome to just earthquake and wood hammer people like my sister! hahaha!

  • magikarp is steel cause he has BALLS OF STEEL!

  • mew

  • Just letting ya know that the Thunder Gyrados from Ex Delta at least looks sick c:

  • Machamp :D

  • Totally blaziken :D

  • Blaziken is my favorite :3

  • Typhlosion, cause they are quite badass.

  • charizard it have always bin my favorit pokemon

  • ditto. DUH!

  • The pokemon that my friends gave me is Arcanine, I dun get how I resemble one, but I am one and Arcanines are cool. My animal would either be an Ocelot or a Wolf, bcos both r cool :D

  • I would be a zigzagoon or a linoon so i could run really fast and have a good trainer.

  • I'd be Tyranitar. Starts of as a little thing, but then it evolves and is the incarnation of awesomeness

  • Machamp because I would be tank

  • Perhaps you should call moves that you don't like "sucky" instead of "gay."

  • funny how the magikarp is still weak to electric =w=

  • do u play yugioh?

  • definitely have to be a scizor. then i wouldnt have to worry about tryin to rip paper in a straight line when i cant find scissors

  • for doubles i always start with a lead and an anti lead

  • id be .............. hmmm im firin ma MAGIKARPZ

  • Metagross, Take heavy blows and deal enormous damage

  • Sceptile the clues in my name I love sceptile

  • hey i've ben watching your battles for a while now and i have to ask, why dont you name your pokemon?

  • magikarp

  • Well, at least magikarp isn't weak to grass type-moves anymore.

  • Gengar; i wanna walk through walls and put people to sleep

  • SHUCKLE FTW

  • Scizor so I can bullet punch peoples

  • pinplup XD

  • Typhlosion, feraligator or venusaur bcause they are the best pokemon

  • I like doubles more that regular matches. I had a Exegutor and Houndoom team that just butt raped everything in the battle tower.

    And I'd be mewtwo. Most powerful pokemon ever.

  • id be a ditto, guess y

  • I have a electric type charmander.

  • I'd be a snorlax so i could squish people I don't like

  • Sandslash because they are beasts in attack and defence.

  • Mew or lugia because they have always been my favorite legendarys

    but non legends Golduck b/c he looks awesome

  • Mew, because it'd be fun to transform and float around. Plus I can like learn every attack.

  • eevee

  • i would be a sudowoodo because i would be a tree :D

  • why doesnt anyone use amnesia?

  • electivire cuz hes awesome

  • tropius cause i can eats fruits from my chin, and i can fly

  • charazad because i could fly, light grass pokemon o fire and be my own fire started

  • Quilava, who else wouldnt love to have flames shootin outta their ass :P

  • ditto, i could be anything i want.

  • i`d be a togekiss so i could just kick everyones arse

  • i would be a breloom cuz i would like destroy anything in my way and i could make u all go 2 sleep with spore

  • Lol hilarious comments here

    Me? I don't know, I guess a Smeagle would be awesome because I could paint everywhere whenever it pleases me :D.

  • I would be a wolf for animal and pokemon luxray

  • try making combos like gyrados and rhyperior or an an swampert with earthquake and dragonite or charizard

  • magikarp cuz they are epic

  • Porgon-Z.i could have free internet access.=D

  • Monferno-I could make fun of everyone and then just run away by climbing trees

  • absol cause he's epic

  • politoad :o

  • I would be a Charmander so I can stick my flaming tail near my ass and lay a huge FART!

  • I'd be an Arcanine so I could race across the land leaving fire everywhere.

  • i'd b a magikarp to see their torture from their eyes

  • fuckin charizard i can fly and breath fire

  • lol my name kinda says it all but Lucariop :D

  • poke: slaking. im lazy as hell

    animal: y would i want to be an animal

  • I would be a psyduck so I have the right to call myself a FAIL!

  • i wud be a gengar cuz they are amazing and freakin sweet

  • i found a steel pickach thats tunder took 2 steel energy and 2 normal

  • @zzzw100 and i would be hondoom becase its strong and looks epic

  • i will be aron so when i grow up i will be a all powerful aggron hard as steel :P

  • id be snorlax eat and sleep all day ftw

  • ib be arceus so i can pwn every1

  • id be a jigglypuff

  • i would be deoxys and conquer the world!

  • Do you only ever upload battles you win? That's, as you like to put it, gay...

  • @oldtown89 no he looses he just uploads close matches 3 left or less

  • I'd be a Munchlax. For awhile now we (me and my friends) have been trying to think up what we would be if we were pokemon and they always said i would be a Munchlax/snorlax. And honestly I love Munchlax, its so amazing.

  • lol

  • eevee because it is awsome

  • nice intro^^

  • raikou or entai

  • I would be Espeon because i love cat's it looks like one to me and its Psychic so its all cool! XD

  • I would be a ambipom =D or the first male kangashkan or just a spider =S nice fight =D

  • I'd be a Gengar :D

  • which game is this?

  • @nyghtgt platinum

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  • Damn, I'm stuck between a Metagross and Tyranitar... Wait, can I be a hybrid? Metatar(d).

  • magig carp so no one wode want me

  • I would be shuckle cuz he's a beast.

  • someones fat