Tiger gave Rachel $10 million to keep quite about his use of Poly Max Extremes on the golf course, the sex and drugs was nothing compared to the secret golf product because that would certainly disqualify all of his winnings. Rachel knows alot and got paid alot.
He has SO MUCH CASH that I bet the press conference DIDN'T EVEN PHASE him EMOTIONALLY, he just pretended. Off camera, he's STILL probably DOING whatever he wants! Live It Up Tiger!
@elridero No, because that's a disgusting title. Poop - childish word + disgusting.What abotu a YouTube Shit? Or just leave it as "Remix". Who the hell cares?
"I once heard, and I believe it's true. 'It's not what you achieve in life that matters, It's what you enjoy!". He must have stayed up all night to just to conjure up that fortune cookie riddle!
@Domo4eva Ummm... dude... he cheated on his WIFE. He had a near-decade-long period of time in which he had sexual affairs with many, many MANY women. Does THAT make him worse? Lol, xD@u.
@NuckaTuckaChong Okay...who cares he did. I've known married men and woman who were married and had more than one affair. I know a guy right now its 5 girlfriends maybe more and they don't know. Majority of the population cheat, it's sad but true. People only lust, no one loves that;s why they cheat. I just don't get the big deal he can do what he wants he can have sex with a dude and I won;t ever care.
Sorry people can love, just because you don't believe people don't love doesn't mean this isn't wrong. People shouldn't get married if they want to play the field.
look at all those goofy bastards that want to be part of his legacy. he owes them nothing. the only person that deserves an apology is his wife... and she could get that in the privacy of there own home.
see i really am more successful that tiger, i hear his sponsors are sticking with him that's cool because i dont know who they are and im sure i dont buy their pussy products either. i have never watch a fucking boaring golf game either. oh, and if i did cheat on my family i would have to give a pussy explanation to anyone. is that them sitting there like money grubbing chicken hawks. wow talk about low self esteme. i got more class in a shit i take each morning. Gooday
hahaha ! Funny as hell! I love it !That's right bitches !He can screw any low class whores and as many money hungry low class whores as he wants ! His only sin was that he was married to that babysitter wife of his ! He does like low class ,blue collar working women doesn't he?Why? he could get a Yale scholar with beauty with all his money!
see now this is funny.......actually this is what he really means...................haha hey tiger ...as good as you were as a golfer that's all you had goin for you.....now we know the true champions and hero's of the PGA ...JONES ,SNEAD,PALMER,
NICKLAUS...............and so on .......the players that had true respect for the game and their fans.....knowing how to act as a true champion ,to the true fans of the game,but you thought you were above all that..welcome back to earth you idiot
21 people had an affair with tiger wood's wife.
nachowiz2 4 months ago
Great Work on your editing, This is way to funny, Thanks for sharing..
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Bernhardt6201 8 months ago
this should have way more views
dermot1233 1 year ago
That actually was pretty damn funny
WatchMyAwesomeVideo2 1 year ago
Elin is the only person to blame, HAHA TOO FUNNY!!
A7XRaydog247 1 year ago
hahhahaahhaha
Elin kick this mothafucker's ass!
EndOpressionSession 1 year ago
I have worked hard my entire life and deserve to enjoy all the temptations around me... lol 2:58
yah420 1 year ago
The Truth Has Come Out..................... LOL
southForzaMK2 1 year ago
You my friend are a genius. Super stuff.
STU676 1 year ago
19 people really like Elin. Even after all that stuff Tiger said she did!
jenkins1916 1 year ago
This is great!
SativaAndJones 1 year ago
OMG try transcribe audio. Its so accurate
AresExodus 1 year ago
This is more true than his real apology.
AfroN1nj4 1 year ago 4
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ohhrichie 1 year ago 4
" finally.. there are many people in this room .. and many people at home that made my cock enourmous & hard. " LOL !!! funniest part .
Simone2true4U 1 year ago 6
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Simone2true4U 1 year ago
LMAO
FlyingMayo777 1 year ago
"starting tomorrow, I will leave for more affairs, and more performance enhancing drugs" LOL
smithhedgehog 1 year ago
My god this is one of the funniest this on YouTube.
RuckaRuckaJank 1 year ago
lol
sxr951 1 year ago
Tiger gave Rachel $10 million to keep quite about his use of Poly Max Extremes on the golf course, the sex and drugs was nothing compared to the secret golf product because that would certainly disqualify all of his winnings. Rachel knows alot and got paid alot.
thefamilystuff 1 year ago
@3:41 "there are many people in this room and there are many people at home who made my cock enormous and hard"
ROTFLMFAO
slim11208 1 year ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahsh rofl
camtennisboy 1 year ago
THIS IS AWESOME!
ROFL!
XTINAtherussian 1 year ago
simply ridicolous
eris4angel 1 year ago
Cry tiger.... cry, hahahahhaha.
rbonilla18 1 year ago
Many of you at home have made my cock enormous...
Willdabest15 1 year ago
o wait that curtain is reptoid too i guess
DementoX666 1 year ago
omg hes a fuckin reptoid
DementoX666 1 year ago
LMAO
mulamikesodmg 1 year ago
man atleast santa clau s stops at three hoes
10AMTZ 1 year ago 5
@10AMTZ u know how old that is?
sexilexilez69 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA
hendog707 1 year ago
He has SO MUCH CASH that I bet the press conference DIDN'T EVEN PHASE him EMOTIONALLY, he just pretended. Off camera, he's STILL probably DOING whatever he wants! Live It Up Tiger!
THzEmitter 1 year ago
I am Tiger Woods, and I approve of this message.
emmalicious77 1 year ago
lmao
bulletfun 1 year ago
this is a sad pathetic excuse for a man ,,,
shitmacher 1 year ago
Lol nice.
werbnnerf 1 year ago
im about to make one of theese!!
MrNumerical 1 year ago
3:41"there are many people in this room and there are many people at home who have made my cock enormous and hard" LMFAO
slim11208 1 year ago 10
u feeling butt hurt?
drwiiguy5 1 year ago
Tiger Shouldve said that if i was in the crowd I woulda been like " YEA TIGER WOOOOO!!! "
JeT1594 1 year ago
This genius because it's true.
darthspeaks 1 year ago
fricken awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ItsAFUNnyBoi 1 year ago
Oh. Mai. Gawd. The Closed Captions makes the video hilarious.
XDiRawrXD 1 year ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!one xD
RandomCrafters 1 year ago
A REMIX INVOLVES A MUSICAL EDIT, THIS IS CALLED A "YOUTUBE POOP."
and its a pretty good one. so next time make the name - Youtube poop: tiger woods apology.
elridero 1 year ago
@elridero No, because that's a disgusting title. Poop - childish word + disgusting.What abotu a YouTube Shit? Or just leave it as "Remix". Who the hell cares?
NuckaTuckaChong 1 year ago
@NuckaTuckaChong what r u? a grandma? poop is da awesomest word of all time.
elridero 1 year ago
"Many of you in this room know me"....... WTF WHO DOESNT???
iFlossyJoe 1 year ago
there are many people in this room and at home who have made my cock enormous and hard lol XD
Xxipukerainbowz 1 year ago
awesome
LeighFeatherstone 1 year ago
HAHAHA, that's what I would have said...
sgalindo71 1 year ago
hella funny dude i got tears from laughing!
theworldoftennis 1 year ago
YTP?
DuPuieproductions 1 year ago
"I once heard, and I believe it's true. 'It's not what you achieve in life that matters, It's what you enjoy!". He must have stayed up all night to just to conjure up that fortune cookie riddle!
Gxyz222 1 year ago
That's great... Fantastic work
Iknowgoodmusic 1 year ago
Why dose he look dark; he isn't that dark at all...
And almost everyone cheats, it's wrong, but so many do it what makes him worse?
Domo4eva 1 year ago
@Domo4eva Ummm... dude... he cheated on his WIFE. He had a near-decade-long period of time in which he had sexual affairs with many, many MANY women. Does THAT make him worse? Lol, xD@u.
NuckaTuckaChong 1 year ago
@NuckaTuckaChong Okay...who cares he did. I've known married men and woman who were married and had more than one affair. I know a guy right now its 5 girlfriends maybe more and they don't know. Majority of the population cheat, it's sad but true. People only lust, no one loves that;s why they cheat. I just don't get the big deal he can do what he wants he can have sex with a dude and I won;t ever care.
Domo4eva 1 year ago
@Domo4eva
Sorry people can love, just because you don't believe people don't love doesn't mean this isn't wrong. People shouldn't get married if they want to play the field.
VioletMoonFire 1 year ago
lol hahahahahaha! lmaoo
awesomegirl9744 1 year ago
i love this. lol
look at all those goofy bastards that want to be part of his legacy. he owes them nothing. the only person that deserves an apology is his wife... and she could get that in the privacy of there own home.
tboneal83 1 year ago
3:40 "there are many ppl at home who made my _____ enormous and hard" LMAO!!!!
jcartier05 1 year ago 2
@jcartier05 lmao!!!! I had to replay that part to double check what he was saying. This is the funniest one i've seen on here
Hyper131 1 year ago
Love it... Great clips.. and editing.. !
MsTavista 1 year ago
This is epic!!!!
sa328141 1 year ago
see i really am more successful that tiger, i hear his sponsors are sticking with him that's cool because i dont know who they are and im sure i dont buy their pussy products either. i have never watch a fucking boaring golf game either. oh, and if i did cheat on my family i would have to give a pussy explanation to anyone. is that them sitting there like money grubbing chicken hawks. wow talk about low self esteme. i got more class in a shit i take each morning. Gooday
datzfast 1 year ago
It's not what you achieve in life that matters, It's what you enjoy... LMAO
Monkeyball480 1 year ago
It's not what you achieve in life that matters, It's what you enjoy... LMAO
Monkeyball480 1 year ago
LOl.. He's more like fuckk.. how long do i have to be here..
OKardboardKyleO 1 year ago
LOL XD
BlueL1ght 1 year ago
Pretty clever! Nice video editing DrPhilm.
Slantze 1 year ago
HAAAA I liked this vid
ECU7 1 year ago
yep i knew it
SMDmotherFRICKER 1 year ago
Elin wasn't giving him enough sex. It's her fault he cheated.
lsl70 1 year ago
all of you who made my cock hard........lol i bought started crying i was laughing so hard.
Youshallbeeatenbyme 1 year ago
u kick ass 4 dis shit
flimter 1 year ago
ROFL.
TheDrummerDominic 1 year ago
one of the best remixes without additional cursing i've seen on youtube ever
yoyorocks2 1 year ago
hahaha ! Funny as hell! I love it !That's right bitches !He can screw any low class whores and as many money hungry low class whores as he wants ! His only sin was that he was married to that babysitter wife of his ! He does like low class ,blue collar working women doesn't he?Why? he could get a Yale scholar with beauty with all his money!
giggilamour 1 year ago
#OMG i Dare you to watch this video.
youtube . com/watch?v=JNJT5MsWMbI
solvan 1 year ago
Wow, whoever put this together was really good!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!
Suzisueful 1 year ago
LOL starting 2marro i will have more affairs and more drugs XD
3FeetOfFun 1 year ago 19
This is Amazing work I know he did not mean his actual speach.
Tray2787 1 year ago
well done very good and mostly correct
australianpander 1 year ago
This is one of my youtube favourites!
dannywizz 1 year ago
see now this is funny.......actually this is what he really means...................haha hey tiger ...as good as you were as a golfer that's all you had goin for you.....now we know the true champions and hero's of the PGA ...JONES ,SNEAD,PALMER,
NICKLAUS...............and so on .......the players that had true respect for the game and their fans.....knowing how to act as a true champion ,to the true fans of the game,but you thought you were above all that..welcome back to earth you idiot
jpsardo1 2 years ago
Elin deserves the blame, he said that with a stern look!!
LOLZ!
Shawn11671 2 years ago 4
i get to play by different rules
abraves119 2 years ago 4
@ 3:46...Bua ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!
WolfflowSyx 2 years ago
hardest ive laughed in time, hilarious!
calopen 2 years ago 3
lol this must have been the easiest remix/edit ever as tiger fucken talks like a machine. heyyyyyy
mrl0p3z 2 years ago
LMAO!!! That's about right!...
cdflyboy 2 years ago
LOL i think it's so easy to do this because he barely put any emotion into it. he's like a freakin robot. Great job
roddserling 2 years ago
"I ask you to find room in your.....commercial endorsments to forive me"
lol
pringlelfc 2 years ago 3
Freakin sweet - and here was me thinking he was the bad boy - i had it allll wrong - Cheers Dr Philm!
hpkeegan1 2 years ago
2:08 hahaha
weevil3582 2 years ago
Amazing work!!!!
'I... have shown enormous grace and poise throughout this ordeal' xD
'Elin deserves... blame' (Stern look at the camera).... Ba ha ha ha ha I was on the floor crying at this point!
Once again... Freakin' amazing!!
TheLOSTaholic 2 years ago 27
@TheLOSTaholic "I have worked hard my entire life and deserve to enjoy the temptations around me and I am entitled. Lmfao.
combobreaker21 1 year ago 3
Hahaha! That's fantastic. And strangely believable. Nice Work!!!
Nahum12 2 years ago