Rock, Paper, Scissors (WoW)

[Zelda107010]

uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm

[vitozoo]

mushrooms beat everything

[Nemestine]

Which World of Roguecraft episode is this clip from?

[Vapula909]

Swap Warlocks and Mages and replace mushrooms with "nuclear bomb" and then you have current PvP balance. Not too different.

[unMotivator]

@Vapula909

As of 4.2, warriors aren't quite as strong relative to other classes as they were during vanilla once they had acquired a high dps weapon.

[Jordiemonster23]

WGMindless is an idiot... Do a little bit of research to back up your claims before you try to shove incorrect nonsense down peoples' throats.

[MinecraftPlanetChan]

@Jordiemonster23 Do you know what VANILLA is?

[Jordiemonster23]

I'll settle this right now; it is clear that we have some butchery to the English language that is in need of correcting...

Shaman is singular. Shamans is plural. Shaman can also plural, but it is not the correct "english" grammar; though you can get away with it. Shamen is way out. Example: We go to the village shaman for spiritual guidance. It is not wise to interrupt the shaman's meditation. Tomorrow, he will go ask the elder shamans for advice and enlightenment.

Shamanic is an adjective.

[touchmyting]

ahaha thats so jokes

[Lilflake23]

4 years later, Mages beat everything :)

[fedas15]

@Lilflake23 Mages havent ever really been on the bottom. In some periods of the game specific classes might have had a major advantage over them, but they sure as hell have never been at the bottom. Video is a little off, because mages rocked warriors easily back then.

[Dozzooo]

@Lilflake23 Mages get beaten by Warlocks

[Lilflake23]

@Dozzooo You must have watched Drakedog XD

[Shawntehnub]

@Lilflake23 Exept DKs.. and feral druids.. and warlocks.. and shadow priests..

[Terdmissle9]

@Shawntehnub Nope, a good mage will counter ANYTHING.

[ZzZNorgaZzZ]

@Terdmissle9 Except hunters.

[BackwardsCup]

Back in the day any decent warlock could man handle a mage.

[xtor19]

i wished wow was still like this :(

nowadays balancing is boring.

[sahal68]

thout hunters were scissors

[UTFxMarcus]

nice copied vid

[SpennyPwns]

@UTFxMarcus "Excerpt from the popular World of Roguecraft videos (episode 2 specifically)"

Straight from the description. Nice shitty life.

[Zorae42]

I f-ing hate people who say shaymans.

[shisukii]

@Zorae42 lol that's how you say it in english...

[WGMindless]

@shisukii Wrong, in English it's called "Shaman", not "Shamans".

[Fuzzidio]

@WGMindless Wrong. Shaman...is one...Shamans is two :)

[WGMindless]

@Fuzzidio Wrong. Shaman is one, shaman is two, shaman is three.

Saying "Shamans" is like saying "Feets" or "Mices"

[MrAber28]

@WGMindless actually its shamen for plural, if your going to be a grammar nazi, get it right.

[WGMindless]

@MrAber28 "The plural form is shaman, not shamen;[4]"

Wrong.

[Soraptor]

@Zorae42 I said it for years, then BAM, one day someone told me I was calling it the wrong thing.

[Craze00of00druid]

balance?rogues and wars own everything except each other? :D

[Xpertbot7]

i didnt get the mushroom part... ><

[Ivelization]

@Xpertbot7 THE MUSHROOMS DONT BEAT ANYTHING lol GET IT?!!?!?!?! WARLOCKS DONT BEAT ANYTHING!!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHH

[123damed]

@Ivelization locks couldn't beat anything...did you heard of fear spam in vanilla...?the only thing i couldn't beat back then with my lock were undeads..will of the forsaken>locks

[CiegeWolf]

lololol

[Pablo1517]

trolololo so untrue... at this time at least. Mage/Priest/Rouge 3 gods of this game in cata.

[Talamare2]

@Pablo1517 this was made in like 2008

[kornjubi]

@Talamare2 how bout 2006?

[MrTehSpoon]

@Pablo1517 priests? ok...

[Xpertbot7]

@Pablo1517 did u hear when he said "until rock turns 60" refering to vanilla....

[n0bmeister]

@Xpertbot7 the vid is about 3years old...

[RAGEBRO]

It's funny how much of this still applies to the game today.

[Mammel248]

@RAGEBRO

yeah

until rock hits 85, at which point rock becomes an unstoppable killing machine, still accurate

[Perid0tStar]

@Mammel248 i love how he says that part in the video with that dry humor xD cracks me up every time

[KainPyrotic]

@RAGEBRO I wonder who's Rock now, Rogues can beat Warriors these days with hard counters, lol.

[Sarahmajig]

How do the mushrooms come into play?



[sefaen]

@Sarahmajig mushrooms beat the wall... with their heads.

[Mvisilla]

@Sarahmajig They don't.

[Nonsensei436]

@Sarahmajig They don't.

[polymorph420]

and lol ferals and even balance druids own rogues lul rogues are one of the easiest classes to beat there so godamn predictable lul i beat a 85 duelist rogue 1v1 when i was 83 on my hunter

[XT873]

@polymorph420 This is a clip from the movie: World of Roguecraft. It was made in Vanilla WoW, when max level was level 60. Should i say more? <_< That kinda explains everything if you've played vanilla.

[Oneshtforfun]

@polymorph420 WOW REALLY!??!!? A HUNTER BEAT A ROGUE?!!?!? GJ... i bet he didnt even have 100k hp AND was a complete moron

[polymorph420]

lol rogues die to hunters everytime no matter the skill if the hunter is equal in skill so sccisors loses to paper? yes i would say

[LordGreenshake]

where the hell did the shrooms go???? my lock will kick ur warriors butt!

[Postaldewd]

CORRECTION!

Currently mages are scissors and everyone else paper :D

[ExpertGamer951]

Whatever happened to mushrooms...?

[toxicitzi]

@ExpertGamer951 they also vanished

[Dimidor]

@ExpertGamer951

mushrooms get beaten by everything and everyone ;)

[MicrosoftHiCi]

Are warlocks that bad? (noob to WOW)

[BrutusDecimus]

@MicrosoftHiCi they used to be yes.

[ulkord]

@MicrosoftHiCi lol warlocks are not bad :D

[polymorph420]

@MicrosoftHiCi yes im also hearing of this despite having no problems at all with them

[TheJesterJax]

These be truefaxx.

[MichaelBallack91]

Amazing...this still applies today, with the exception of mages and paladins (holy/prot...ret blows atm)

[21JckOwn]

Only 55,656 views!? lol this is the best! Everyone spam the link in trade xD

[L4IDurMOM]

Legend

[Crash0460]

Any one know what the song in the background is?

[codyroxx101]

Dear Blizzard,

Nerf paper, scissors are fine.

From, Rock.

[iJelly]

@codyroxx101 Lol, do agree ;D

[goodigel151151]

I like cheese.

[elinutaniq]

but they cant find scissors, cuz scissors are invinsible. so scissors beat paper and aviod rock. and that is called balance.

[L4IDurMOM]

@elinutaniq Invisible

[hikaratu]

Scissors are invisible

[DbirdXmanM]

hahaha

"Warlocks are mushrooms..."

"And that is called, Balance."

I actually lol'd

[SolemnCollector]

someone sum this up in 17 syllables and you get a cookie!

[LouisOn3]

@SolemnCollector Rogues will beat everything, Because Rogues are Invisible, Period.

[elinutaniq]

haha that made me laugh ^^ but me and my hunter pwns anyway :D

[Brutalbones528]

fuck it i;mgoing to be a hunter!!!

[RedFruit2]

what about muchrooms???????????????

[Aloradelyda]

1 person missed the like button

[shuthimup]

omg thats funny as hell!!

[krazycolton95]

YAY IMA MUSHROOOOOOM

[JohnnySkillish]

HUH???

[Botekbiz]

only 1 dislike, that is how true this video is. None the less, i lol'd my ass off

[vdsrockhiphop]

=))))))))))))) lmao!!!

[Dcglatfelter]

wtf



[varanana3]

sissors beat rock aswell till rock hits lvl 60 and becomes an unstoppible killing machine lol funny

[iLethality]

Lol

[Veraad]

Well put sir!

Rogues = You can't see me, you're Stunned, you're Dead! Wow, I must be another rogue Class Hero!!

[vuhushmuk]

omfg im loled

[ThatLameNinja]

#FTW

[Poilarbeir]

where are the warlocks :D

[XFackTahSchoolNurseX]

rogue = overpowered with crits and stealth :P

[earthworm768]

so Rogues pwn everything? im gunna make one when cata comes out :D

[AsianStyled]

lmao its funny how warlocks(shrooms) where fully isolated and not talked about

[RHCPforever7]

This vid is 100000000000% true love it btw warriors are unstoppable at 60 (; rogues own ftw ( rourc - gorefeind - horde )

[magamagaaa]

i actually rofled

[meizupower]

it all makes sense now!

[lSolidSnakel]

scissors are toothpicks now

[rofloflpwnt]

pff what garbage if u think scissors are toothpicks then then they must not know how to play

[gogetemson]

hahaha until rock hits 60 and becomes an unstoppable killing machine haha

[gGouki]

newfags.. this is so old, and gold.

[partyfavor121]

ROFL

"Warlocks are mushrooms"

[fr0gger666]

wow sucks

[MikeW259]

lol obvious troll attempt

[Cloud701]

wait a sec what about warlocks? they kick ass

[Zasssu]

They are mushrooms forget ?

[Ryfasol]

Warlocks in Vanilla WoW used to be the absolute worst class ever. They took about 10x the effort of every other class for .5x the reward.

[M00nlord]

@Ryfasol until the divine gods decided to release Drakedog upon us and we were changed for ever...

[Swiftyo0]

And that is called.. Balance.

[Sparklyeyeshadow]

I miss mushroom.......

[Sparklyeyeshadow]

aaahhhhh.......makes me relaxed........ make a longer one so I can sleep

[RKNELIAS]

Now the shaman is a mushroom

[RobbiePWISanc]

where did the mushroom go?

[Sticky1254]

Back in the pre-BC level 60 days locks were utter shit at PVP.

[TDelamay]

I love the accent of the narrator when he says 'seezerrs'

[Zecretincorporated]

I see down there someone asked what the song was, with no reply, anyone know?

[LegionX2k6]

Jesse Cook - Virtue

[Zecretincorporated]

Thank you sir.

-Zecret

[Candlejack4bvxr]

and scissors beats rock...

until rock his level 60 and turns into an unstoppable killing machine and also beats paper.

[Halapartna]

mushroooms!

[JKDwarband]

shamans should be rock...end of discussion

[Herodood]

yeaaaaa... im a paper :D

[imalittleteacup12345]

ouch....lol

[Crunor]

At that time Warlocks were very underpowered. And that's why they call them "Mushrooms" - 'cause they _were_ useless.

Nonetheless, now they pwn. ;)

[KhaoNeu]

@Crunor But if you eat them you will see mystical worlds and shit in your yard that wants to murder you. =D

[IIlidanStormrage]

@Crunor Less QQ and moar Pew Pew locks ^^

[YourHorridDaydream]

@Crunor I honestly don't know why you got thumbs up for that comment. This video was talking about PvP, and at that time warlocks were considered OVERPOWERED. There was no such thing as diminishing returns and if the fear took people the right way it would make them fall off of ledges.

Even if you were talking about PvE, back then the ret pallies would be considered the mushrooms... if the mushrooms were named underpowered.

[Ryndika]

@Crunor In vanilla locks were not shit, in tbc slsl was op, in wotlk locks are not up.

[Darkbreezee]

@Crunor rofl not rly xD, they put them onto this side cuz wl have been able to fear anything and anyone, except ur 4k-6-7k shadowbolt crits xD

[hygdreyer]

@Crunor

warlocks were never underpowered, just harder to master :3

[luedieniel]

@Crunor just, wow.

Warlocks back on 60 could beat anyone, they just werent played that much because of a couple of things, including them requiring a full group of players to run diremaul for their epic mount.. ;)

[C0m3dy4y0u]

:D woo im siscorz

[pschodog3]

Holy=Heals

Protection=Staying alive after 5255069 consecutive kills but doing low-ass damage

Ret=PvP or DPS

[NaxpserverFilms]

protection = tank

[Imerjensi]

Damn it why am I a mushroom?!

[pfa313]

yeah... in my eyes its as much balance as a n00b lvl vs. fully ulduar geared DK

[buzzsawolf45]

lol that was great

[NaxpserverFilms]

why are warlocks mushroom?

[2good4name]

I think because back when this video was made, warlocks were amazingly terrible to play. They couldn't do anything at all.

[Endoli]

This is from a video that is Very old, back then warlocks was WEAK as hell.

Some say WoW was better back before first expansionpack, somehow maybe it was. But in balance ways, it's much better now.

[Ryfasol]

When this was made, Warlocks were SHIT. Even the best players couldn't compete with a rogue spamming two attacks. I'm not even exaggerating.

[Ryuujinx1337]

What, you mean DS? That will -maybe- outheal the SoB proc. It depends on the context, sure we heal ourselves in BGs, or 2s. But in PvE it's a waste of mana and a wasted global.

[Ryuujinx1337]

God you're terrrible.

1) Replenishment is not specific to ret paladins, Spriests, Mages, Locks and Hunters can all provide it well. (albeit the mage spec to do so sucks ass for PvE)

2)the 25% mana is only to themselves, from JoTW. If they did not have this they would do less DPS then your tank because they would go OOM.

3) Ret doesn't self heal. They do less dps then a lot of dps for the utility they provide (namely JoL, Replenishment and DS)

[Ryuujinx1337]

4) Holy can only heal single targets, use large quantities of mana, and are inferior to every other healer in the game. Get your facts right.

Quit being a bad.

[chocolatMouse]

how are locks mushrooms?

[heyboy70]

they were OP bak in day

[polkamew35]

because warlocks arent supposed to beat rogues so there fking mushrooms!

[Yalafusk]

Cause they ware propperly the worst pvpers ever in venilla Wow :o

[Zephy73]

seduce shadowbolt seduce shadowbolt seduce shadowbolt... mmmk

[bcdrifter103]

Cuz they're squishy

[0killthebatman0]

bring back BC pvp

[monty125]

Keep in mind this video was uploaded preBC. Back then this video did make sense.

[SolemnCollector]

l2p before you complain. paladins are easily kiteable.

[SolemnCollector]

Having a level 80 lock, rogue and mage does. divine storm does not give as much hp as you think, you cant use lay on hands in arena, tanking is not a very good spec to pvp with, theres no reason to get your tanks nerfed (obviously) because they are their for raids/dungeons. repentance is about a minute and our REAL stun is 40 second cooldown with talents in it, that spell you get 25% of your mana is a 1 min cooldown and you dont get it instantly its over about 40 seconds.

[KnathanofCydonia]

So was this vid made before Paladins were an overpowered unstoppable killing machine?

[IsaacH329]

this is from classic WoW when it was at its best imo >.>

[SolemnCollector]

You just fail. They are definitely not overpowered.

[KnathanofCydonia]

No actually they are. They are a hybrid class, that can out dps rogues, warlocks, and fury and arms warriors, and they can out-tank prot warriors and DKs. They TWO bubble spells, and TWO full heals. They are currently the hardest to kill class in th game. Visit the WoW forums and everyone will tell you that.

[SolemnCollector]

Don't talk about things that you know nothing about, most people that QQ on the forums about pallys are zero resilience nubs or they cant understand how easy it is to beat a pally. Paladins do not have two bubbles, they have multiple bubble SPELLS that have a 5 minute cooldown and each gives the player a forbearance debuff for five minutes that prevents them from using any other bubbles.

[SolemnCollector]

A ret has so little mana he can barely get two heals off during a fight and they are nowhere near overpowered heals (usually by the time they need to heal they will have used about 1/4-1/2 of their mana) and prots are almost the same, its to be expected with holy. the only spell that will get us to full in one cast is hand of light and that has a huge cooldown and cannot be used in arena.

[SolemnCollector]

They do not out dps rogues and warlocks, they barely are at par with a warriors dps, tanking abilities do =/= how overpowered or underpowered a class is.

I know for a fact that paladins are not overpowered

because I HAVE an 80 pally, rogue,warlock, and mage.

[Havetts]

Oh hai Guise. I iz paladin and iz not specced Judgement of the Wise..

[dukejuke666]

So we finally found the dumass who ruined woW

[warlocksarewatching]

Love that song, anyone know the name of it?

[KitsuneShapeShifter]

What?! LOL

[OmNiMoN007]

Lol .. paper doesnt Beat ANYTHING !!!

So .. STOP ROLLING MAGES XD

[TehZootzMan]

ROFL that is fuckin funny

[hunterman9944]

fuckin retarded l0l

[mandalorethecool]

that was funny, i gotta start playing Rock, Paper, Scissors like this now!

[RagezOrs]

Wow, This video makes me high :/

[LegoMaster343]

wow became much easyier to under stand :)

[SetorZero]

Really GOOD. Great Idea: Scissors are invisible and warlocks are mushrooms!

xD

[Radioespantoso]

god now i cant find my scissors :(