Sport Vii VC-1 Cartridge Review

[TheReturnOfGse9]

This video was uploaded on my birthday! :)

[kevin989able]

2:00= ice cream van music

[Ryuuzaki053]

Can that thing run GBA games?

[kevin989able]

The background music for jew master 2 is the ice cream van music.

[catboy9653]

jewlmasters music is pop goes the weasel

[Crazyman9300]

Ashens should review the zone 40. its a rip off wii just like the vii. I saw it for sale for around 20-30 $ depending on where you get it. idk how it plays because I didn't buy it.

[Laughtraxx]

@Crazyman9300 Tweeterman287 is reviewing the whole sereis

[nerfman100]

VC-1 probably means Vii Cartridge 1.

[MrZimmer96]

im guessing plumber is a mario knockoff

[missElsaPelsa]

All games called mahjong now aren't actual mahjong. They are like match tile thing that's pretty boring actually. The versions you have here are REAL mahjong, and is very fun if you understand the a bit complicated rules.

[cheeseybananas]

Ashens, I'll tell you what: If I bought the VC-2 and VC-3 cartridges somehow and sent them to you (using my own HARD EARNED cash, might I add), you could review them for my (and others, hopefully) viewing pleasure...and if the socks are done, then you could review them aswell, perhaps...if you want to review socks. I'm intending on installing them with REAL PLAYER just to disease your toes with awful software. That was a joke, haha, fat chance, but anyway...Good idea? Agreeable idea? Crap pile?

[ayrtonmanuel]

@cheeseybananas send him a mp in ashens youtube account so he can receive it better

[jwillborg]

@cheeseybananas

He always accepts donations if you sent it to his PO box, probably more than half of the items he's reviewed has been donated in some fashion.

[AmienVids]

puzzle bobble

[iDavidShow]

Hmmm, Will they make a bundle that comes with Vii Fit

[donlloreda]

@iDavidShow wait for a firmware update!!!

[cloud314231]

1:40 Hansel... Hansel??

[beatchef]

Mahjong is a decent game, it's like chinese poker.

[therealmetroidmaniac]

2:05 the game is playing "Pop goes the weasel"

[kingstonja1vids]

@thegermanchannel212 i hope she throw it in yur face...lol

[rudorot65]

mr. onion is just mr. sad onion the sad onions dad

[HiP666P]

spike milligan. nice.

[HeavensBanette]

'Vii' Like it

[MrCobyChan]

@HeavensBanette *Ba Dum Ting*

[TornadoWoodpecker]

The sound effects from Squirrel Bobble sound more like the effects from Bust a Move 2: Arcade Edition (Sony PSone/Sega Saturn)

[rudorot65]

squirrel bobble. puzzle bobble, puzzle bobble, puzzle bobble bust a move

[jubuttib]

I have never in my entire life had to regret having my mouth full of water during a video. And the came Squirrel Bobble.

[linkrulezall]

Yes, Ashens, there is a Jewel Master 1. It was on some 8-bit plug 'n' play systems as well as a device known as the VG Pocket Max.

[yapms1]

Its pronounced Ma jong and its a chinese gambling game.

[merkeren32]

The last game was a Chinise Flight simulator

[Wheelman286]

i like how they used echo the dolphin jellyfish from the genesis for the PINBALL FISH game

[109SuperSonic]

pretty sure that "Plumber" game is a super mario ripoff

[VanishingWish]

@ThEhOmiesSWaLrUs It's a rip off of Columns, which was released decades before the DS was even invented, so I imagine Planet Puzzle League is a rip off of Columns, too.

[ThEhOmiesSWaLrUs]

Jewel master is a rip-off of planet puzzle league on the ds

[lbpisgreat]

It's zuma, It's magnetica,It's s***

[tweetyaja]

@lbpisgreat LOL Zuma Chinese Version

[Person432483920]

The music in jewel master is pop goes the weasel

[PinkMirrorKirby]

That first game is Mahjong, a gambling game that is very popular among the Chinese.

[friedthechicken78]

enough with the fricken puzzle bubble!!!!

[geekymarianne]

Those jellyfish at about 1:15 look identical to (as in, copied straight from) the jellyfish from Ecco the Dolphin on the Sega Mega Drive... Is there a rule that every bad Chinese knockoff console has to steal art from somewhere?

[powdrpunkgrrl]

puuuuuzzle bubble bust a move

[Jack2009cool]

PUZZLE BOBBLE PUZZLE BOBBLE PUZZLE BOBBLE PUZZLE BOBBLE PUZZLE BOBBLE

Did you mean :"it wasn't talking about possible of those involving possible it was a minute"

[ledawsonfamily]

Isn't Pinball Fish just a fancy version of Breakout?

[Salax204]

Pinball Fish is a built- in game in my car's DVD player. Interesting...

[SimHarrison]

there are other games you can get for the vii known as "free craps" and "brave kaka" i'm not joking!

[XapleLol]

Mr.Onion? They found the sad onions father and forced him to be in their video games!

[OhNoNotMyPenis]

@retrogamer1230

there crap now stop spamming

[OmegaModification]

Jewel master 2's theme is Pop goes the weasel rofl.

[StephenArgonneProd]

Jewelmaster 2 looks like a combo of Bejeweled and Tetris.

[someone64]

@StephenArgonneProd It's based on a classic game called "Columns".

[22Videogameaddict]

@thegermanchannel212 lol

[ktee92]

i know how to play mahjong

[jakesethsnake1]

does the vc cartridge work in a gameboy advanced

[OhNoNotMyPenis]

@jakesethsnake1

thats like asking if a megadrive(genesis) game will work in a SNES

[jakesethsnake1]

@OhNoNotMyPenis it will ive tried it it was hard T_T

[CanaanIsSnazy]

mah jongg is an old chinese game. my family is ittalian and for some reason were big fans of it, my eighty year old grand parrents tought me and my parrertntshow to play it when i was verry young, it s like poker but with tiles, you have a card and you must make a hand, the first peerson to do so wins. from the looks of things that is a terrible american-made attempt :\ suck-fest! xD

[crossfuse]

U.N. Squadron is one of my favorite games...i almost shit myself when i saw Lightning Plan =o

[anzin74]

"Puzzle bobble - BUST A MOOOOVE"

AweSOME!

[Kingddd333]

2:30 is a rip off of Defender

[CinnamonJolteon]

Jewelmaster 2 looks like a ripoff of Pokémon Puzzle Challenge with a couple things changed (like the blocks falling).

[t3rr411]

@Thewoog Best use of Ecco the Dolphin Really..

[username1293]

mahjong is an amazing and fun game if you know how to play it :)

[ingmaster13]

later you reviewed a dingoo a320, under the interesting games, GBA folder, there are pre packaged games, matching these titles, with the first game on the list being tiger rescue, or aero fighters in reality.

[TheDallas3]

Mr.Onion? Review it! It's probably is about a pedophile who rapes onions and makes them sad onions.

[RS250Squid]

Apparently "Mr Onion" is a ripoff of Donkey Kong.

Don't know what DK has to do with onions, but there you go.

[Toontown348]

@TheDallas3 You mean Uncle Rupee's brother?

[CannyTails]

@TheDallas3 I have it on this battery hog called an OneStation, and no, it's about an onion guy who looks like Kirby and spits out dashes ('-'s) to temporarily get enemies away and collect keys to rescue his girlfriend who gets kidnapped more often than Princess Peach. Oh, by the way, you die if you fall from too high.

[Powolny]

Stuart, did you try to put this cartridge into real GameBoy Advance?

Or putting real GB Advance cartridge in Vii?

[CHZadam]

ugh horrid games

[bladeliker]

thats looks pritty cool if you dont want to spend a hell of a lot of money with the DS and psp its a pitty its all in manderin :( and not in english but i think thats one of the few good items thats been brought by him or by some one els

[PSXDubai1]

Jewelrey is spelt wrong

[PSXDubai1]

BOM WELLIE BOM

[PSXDubai1]

Mr Sad Onion and Sad Onion Jr Ashens you rock japanese games are confuzing

[Dygeron92]

You can rotate the pieces in the original Columns game, too.

[clubpenguin777]

lol the music in jewel master 2 is "pop goes the weasel"

[Joshua8600]

How were you able to hear that? I just listened and you were correct.

[pollywolly94]

1:33 The sound effects from that game are from Bust A Move '99 for the 64.

[Aleksa809]

mr onion......  no comment

[YTinjustice]

@Aleksa809 pa zar nije? :D

[Aleksa809]

pa jeste. XD

[YTinjustice]

@Aleksa809 :P

[CrazyClownGirl]

SAD ONIONS WILL RULE THE WORLD! with the help of Mr. Onion of course

[xboxgamerman]

these look like nintendo 64 games

[StreakStreakStreak]

Can you put this cart into a GBA?

[GameMaster439]

No, the VC cartridge is too big to fit. Sorry mate.

[littleNorwegians]

2:58

Do you think Mr.Onion is the sad onion's father?

[Phoenix1251]

Yes.

[Dinobot2468]

that last flying one looked good. i would have played it. great review

[venichen1]

i honestly say some of the games look like fun and as always, good review dr. ashen!

[views4subs]

all those games are on the vg pocket caplet including the ones u dont have... ashen do u think thet means anything? i have the vg pocket caplet and maybe i should just make a vid responce

[dizzymabuk]

Lol..

It's Mah Jong.J as 'John' kind of J.

It's like the chinese version of poker?

[KurisuBlaze]

@dizzymabuk Probably closer to Rummy than anything else, but there are a lot of special scoring moves that I can't really explain in 500 characters.

@Dragonsvargon I also got a U.N. Squadron/Area 88 vibe from that last game. More from some of the enemy planes, though.

[zakawer]

How much bit is this console?

[mayhemtv]

isnt that a gameboy advanced catrige????

[khainguyen98]

holy crap all those games were on the vg povet... this mite relay to something

[Goldie267]

I do believe the song during the jewel game at the end is Pop goes the weasel :D

[sugaclw]

jewell-master is a rip of of a sega GBA game coloums crown

[swedishgorilla1]

Mahjong is the sweetest game that I play when I go to my grandparents house.. even though we are all white...

[Flashlight1996]

That's just cold.

[EmeraldJunkie]

i gave my cousin one of these for his birthday...

[Tafheemwii]

were do u get it? XD

[EmeraldJunkie]

ok the cartridge that came with my cousins that i gave him do look like gba cartrages but what ever you do dont put gba cartridges in it i know have to buy him quite a few pokemon games now...

[arnolddisco]

you evil bastard ;)

[TheHaloCEfan]

@EmeraldJunkie you monster

just kidding

[rkomaster1011]

@EmeraldJunkie Did you hate him?

[Ryio5]

@EmeraldJunkie your a good cousin

[digivince]

Holy Jesus on a popsicle stick! Squirrel bobble uses the exact same sound effects as the game it's copying.

[LondonGuysVids]

Mr. Onion? Is he a sad onion? XD

[disastertruck]

You said the cartridge looks like a GBA cartridge... which it does... wonder what happens if you pop it into an actual GBA and try launching it. :D

[Totalidiocy]

Mah-jawng, or Mah-zhawng. Never Mah-yawng. It's not German.

[lounewyorklou]

puzzzle bubble lol

[rcflight13]

do you think that "mr. onion" is the story about that sad onion shown on the back off the box?

[MasterChief3624]

On Squirrel Bobble, are the character models used for the eponymous squirrels the same ones used for Mr. Nutz?

They look just like Mr. Nutz :O

I used to love that game back in the day :)

[z3ekeezzz]

2:25

The cloud looks like a face

[stevenlau16]

puzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle bobble lol

[nintendocade]

u rock

[haributo]

but the last game on the extra cartrage looks like g-darius the game on ps1

[haributo]

looks kinda decent compared to the other fake consoles you reviewed

[Goldie267]

Puzzle Bobble.....Bust a Move :D <--- (This is your face while playing the game xD(

[Wiifanatic102]

Puuuuuuuzle Bobble, Puzzle Bobble, Puzzle Bobble lol.

[EggManStudio]

My PC has an in-built game called Gem Master Mystic which is just like the Jewel Master 2 game on the Vii, but with better graphics.

[TBULL29]

1:38 - 1:50 OMFG i was crying from laughter!

[noblebeech]

"Mr Onion"? lolol

[1234tmill]

Its so sad that chinese kids think they are playing a wii.

[nukeboy14]

@1234tmill its not like wii has much better capabilities

[Snorkai]

@1234tmill Actually to my knowledge the Wii IS in china if not then it was the n64 that was the last

[KiraYamato636]

@1234tmill yeah

[holycrapitstowlie]

@1234tmill Chinese kids are in a factory making shoes.

[Chandlerfairbairn]

@holycrapitstowlie not everything you saw on family guy is true

[holycrapitstowlie]

@Chandlerfairbairn Actually, that is true. China is a child labor country. Children in China are making many things in factories for the US and other countries. Oh, and I don't watch Family Guy.

[LittleZits909]

Jewel Puzzle 2 was playing... Pop Goes the Weasel?

[pentagonofpeople]

un squadren is just about my favorite super nintendo game. it rocks

[noblebeech]

Mine too! Great music in that game.

[tomontherun99]

what are the chances that plumber is a mario rip-off?

[Chris246t8kr]

Very big chance :-)

[jabadahut50]

probably real high

[Yaymudkip]

Mahjong is a rather great game >;o

[MartyPotatoes]

Mr Sad Onion

[tktru]

Ashen, you should start playing Mahjong; its quite addictive.

[mangobat827]

does the cartridge fit in a gba?

[warfilms101]

lol 1:42

[TomatoBereke]

Plumber and Mr. Onion are just both generic platformers anyway.

[StinkDude1]

SO, DOES THE CARTRIDGE FIT IN A GBA????????!!!1!1!!1!!!one!!1!­1!! LULZ IF IT WURKZ, LOL.

But seriously, considering the GBA SP power source and the shape of the cartridge, I am kind of curious.

[serenade696969]

Hahaha!!! man the puzzle boble thing just had me haha i cracked there!!

[Gamecrazy500]

Im Mistaken the puzzlebobble is much more a ripoff of snood

[KadajVince]

snood is a rip off of Puzzle Bobble

[Gamecrazy500]

I think that bubble blaster game is a ripoff of a computer game called snood i used to play

[oboii88]

2:20 Has the potential to be an AppStore game.

[lbochtler]

sqwirl buble is a ripp of of frozen buble from linux

[PIEDol]

ad they're both rip offs of the original Bobble Bubble

[StormdragonBlue]

You mean that Squirrel Bubble is as much a rip-off as Frozen Bubble which is a rip-off of Bust-A-Move/Puzzle Bobble. Taito came up with this first and never let anyone else tell you otherwise. :P

[Dragonsvargon]

Hah, when I saw what lightning plan looked like I directly thought "UN Squadron" ripoff

[deviljames4]

review the VC-2 And the VC-3 Cartrages, if u havent gt them please get them so we can see what they ae like? :) :P

[carnyzzle]

well, at least this rip-off actually is actually something worth your money

[GOLDENEYE0064]

lol

[FearBoo]

Magic Jewelry for NES dude

[wazabi324]

puzzle bobble puzzle bobble puzzle bobble.........

[joosep]

to me lightning plan looks like r-type or lifeforce but not in space

[elvisstooproductions]

Cool vids

[yodabejedi]

When's your next video Dr. Ashens? I've lost count of how many times I've watched all your old vids to keep entertained. I promise, once I get a job I'll buy a couple of your DVD's if you'll bring something new out. I promise.

[NatilaTekila]

"But I havent got any of those. Sorry!"

haha

[xbox50000]

Lightning Plan looks like Jets'N'Guns to me =)

[abooood95]

yeaaaaaaa riiiiiiiiiiiiiight XD

[Slashpython]

uh, excuse me but wii was released in 2006. i bought it on that year and i remember it was 2006 because i still have my purchase ticket and it says 2006. so thinking the vii is original is stupid.

[Chambers5852]

these are 89£ on ebay, and i was thinking of getting a cartridge to donate

[canadadiabolo]

2:08 columns crown copy

[AMysticSeer]

Vii has become quite the novelty; people are buying it simply to show friends or compare to Wii.

You need to understand that some people enjoy seeing unusual system clones and hacks from other countries.

[spooky57571]

plumber is actually a mario rip-off.

[spooky57571]

yeah why not. picture it the cheap nock off that cost almost as much as the actual thing. is there anymore catridges released yet?