@refusedchand I think I was having a bad day with that post. I must say I have been surprised (pleasantly) by some of the things he says, but generally I find him arrogant. Instead of engaging in banter when someone disagrees with him, he assumes they are stupid for not thinking the same way.
I just remembered, there's a goat character in "Rango" from Tennessee who suddenly becomes stiff every now and then.Didn't realize it was based on a real condition.Its good to learn new things each day.
Obeying any order and repeating foreign phrases... sounds like the chimney sweeps in Mary Poppins were actually played by Canadian lumberjacks! "Over the rooftops! Over the rooftops!"
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One time one of my middle school teachers used the "you can't have everything where would you put it?" line on me and i was like "um where it is right now" and she got mad.
I think I have palilalia. One time I got halfway through a sentence, and then for some reason started the exact same sentence all over again as if I was just carrying on. According to Wikipedia, it's a symptom of Tourettes, OCD and autism. I have Tourettes, OCD and Asperger's (a sort of weakish form of autism, to explain it simply.) For fuck's sake!
@QueenOfTheAubergines The good old BBC has very strict rules about swear words and what time they are broadcast. You are allowed as many sh1t, craps, bloody etc as you like, but the 'F' word is restricted to so many per series and only after 9pm (UK time) You also have to get perrmission for 'wank3r' apparently. The 'C' word is also highly restricted.
if i had everything in the world, i would also have all the garages in the world. and considering how much i can fit in my present garage, i'm pretty sure i could fit everything in the world into all my newly acquired garages. so the correct answer is, i CAN have everything in the world, i'd put it in the garage(s).
I would have guessed that Clarkson's Syndrome was a need for MOOOOORE POOOOWEEER!
IamQED 17 hours ago
Lol, Blue Whale ^^
Yora21 5 days ago
i hope the have omid djalili on this show and adele would be awesome.
harli13 1 week ago
@harli13
adele? go bury yourself please
Belenor 1 week ago 3
@refusedchand I think I was having a bad day with that post. I must say I have been surprised (pleasantly) by some of the things he says, but generally I find him arrogant. Instead of engaging in banter when someone disagrees with him, he assumes they are stupid for not thinking the same way.
Bellesabout 1 week ago
I just remembered, there's a goat character in "Rango" from Tennessee who suddenly becomes stiff every now and then.Didn't realize it was based on a real condition.Its good to learn new things each day.
YisGoodman 2 weeks ago
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Bellesabout 2 weeks ago
@Bellesabout i don't understand why everyone hates Jeremy Clarckson. is it something I don't understand because I'm from Canada?
refusedchad 1 week ago
@refusedchad I find him brutally honest, fantastically witty and quite entertaining.
AingealDubh 1 week ago 2
Obeying any order and repeating foreign phrases... sounds like the chimney sweeps in Mary Poppins were actually played by Canadian lumberjacks! "Over the rooftops! Over the rooftops!"
Kathilisi 2 weeks ago
I am French Canadian and this is the first I've ever heard of lumberjacks having these ticks. Very weird, in deed.
lamarmousse 2 weeks ago
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Kaizerworks 2 weeks ago
If "Smashed Badgers" really had been on the screen, I think I would have died of laughter.
Lamporre 3 weeks ago
How did the tennessee goats come to be? O.o They wouldn't really survive in the wild :s weird...
JulkaWilCZuR 1 month ago
@JulkaWilCZuR Through breeding. BTW, did you know that there is a fainting goat festival in Marshall County, TN?
EricStelzman 1 month ago
@EricStelzman ahhhh of course! thanks :)
JulkaWilCZuR 1 month ago
One time one of my middle school teachers used the "you can't have everything where would you put it?" line on me and i was like "um where it is right now" and she got mad.
crookedkid23 1 month ago
I think I have palilalia. One time I got halfway through a sentence, and then for some reason started the exact same sentence all over again as if I was just carrying on. According to Wikipedia, it's a symptom of Tourettes, OCD and autism. I have Tourettes, OCD and Asperger's (a sort of weakish form of autism, to explain it simply.) For fuck's sake!
RaincloudPlay 1 month ago
@RaincloudPlay
They call me Johnny "Two-times", Johnny "two-times".
Jcolinsol 1 month ago
Join the army
Free drugs
Redeemedsinner17 1 month ago
I was waiting for a joke where the chickens would "hatch" a plan to take over the world.
IOWChris 2 months ago
"They're called tanks." Haha I love this more every time I hear it.
FlagshipMartin 2 months ago 34
Why do they censor fuck but not shit?
Anyway, those fainting goats are awesome xD
QueenOfTheAubergines 2 months ago 2
@QueenOfTheAubergines The good old BBC has very strict rules about swear words and what time they are broadcast. You are allowed as many sh1t, craps, bloody etc as you like, but the 'F' word is restricted to so many per series and only after 9pm (UK time) You also have to get perrmission for 'wank3r' apparently. The 'C' word is also highly restricted.
radar1974 1 month ago
French lumberjacks...Now to get the image of Michael Palin singing with a french accent out of my head.
TomFynn 2 months ago 16
@TomFynn Lumbuer Jaques
MrWheel008 2 months ago
What song did Vic Reeves have as his buzzer?
KarlPilkingtonNo1 2 months ago
@KarlPilkingtonNo1 Barry White - You're The First, The Last, My Everything
remarkablylong 2 months ago
@remarkablylong Thank You!
KarlPilkingtonNo1 2 months ago
I have tourrettes! Yay!
SirDruhHu 3 months ago
if i had everything in the world, i would also have all the garages in the world. and considering how much i can fit in my present garage, i'm pretty sure i could fit everything in the world into all my newly acquired garages. so the correct answer is, i CAN have everything in the world, i'd put it in the garage(s).
Devoti 3 months ago