Re: Terrible FML Tattoo Fail!

[One8SevenTube]

cheers cheers i dont see no beers

[apolanco602]

major boner boing

[grandizer92]

emptiness...

[Katana9990]

i love how pathetic all these people are to get a date through youtube... btw, great hat, is it a Fedora?

[dangerbohemian]

... Cheers, not a fedora :)

[GunBelt1]

omg u not waring a brah making me horny haha

[dangerbohemian]

ok haahah

[ubroketherulez]

i like your hat

[dangerbohemian]

cheers

[lilwil132]

you're cute. really.

xx

[supercarebear123]

guess wat....... there is new things girls are wereing all over the world there called bras you should try it!

[dangerbohemian]

Well I promice I will when my breasts are big enough to need any support, coz thats what they are for support...right?

[MaidenFan24568]

most people who commented on this video are fuckin assholes who hide behond their computer screen all day going through youtube videos and leaving... well just a pile of shit worth of comments really, by the way u look cute under that hat LOL:)

[dangerbohemian]

Thanks and thanks :)

[regardsfrom]

I love your pasty skin

mel x

[dangerbohemian]

:) :)

[dangerbohemian]

if you say so I believe you

[magla3oon]

i can tell... u are veery lonely.. hence the chocolate cake,,, die among a crowd... those are very obvious symptoms of lonelyness..

[dangerbohemian]

ohhh I guess your right...

[regardsfrom]

loneliness is sexy

[lostweat]

Mandy moore?

[mikedestructive]

ah. I love that accent...and are you not wearing a bra?

mmm....

[dangerbohemian]

Im a bit concerned about the "mmmmm..."

[mikedestructive]

haha. sorry...I'll now be stalking...I mean, subscribing to you.

[poyzork]

Yar, your stunning!

[dangerbohemian]

Cheers. Ive got more compliments over this video than I have all my life, how scary is that?

[poyzork]

Youve got complaints? All you did is.. uh.. respond to his question? Funky way to die thoguh.

Personally, dont care where i would die, as long as i have the part after the solo from the iron maiden song "paschendale" blasting in my ears.

[poyzork]

oh sorry, thought you typed "complaints".

[SaveusOrton1122]

you should be :o. jkz =p

[phoebem73]

She's talking about dumbass people like you, dumbass.

[reefrash00]

Dude, this is very insightful commentary.

[phoebem73]

Lol, that's a great idea! If you have to drop dead, why not traumatize people at the same time.

[dangerbohemian]

:) :0

[Aelle2000]

Haha thats awesome. I agree. My corpse falling on a complete stranger would be pretty cool. XD

[dangerbohemian]

good to know someone agrees :)

[crazzybrazzy08]

you look like one ugly crackhead!

[FlashJordan1992]

i think your the sexiest woman alive i want to kiss your mouth

[justfuckingtakeit]

basically if you had one day left to live you'd like to traumatize someone for life <----awesome

[nationalist818]

You look hot but what kinda drugs Re u on?

[dangerbohemian]

:0

chocolate cake and icecream!

[phoebem73]

Lol, yeah I almost forgot. So the ideal way to die would be eating the darkest, fudgiest, moistest chocolate cake with cool ice cream, and just as your taking the last bite, you drop dead on some stranger who is preferably pretty young so they have the rest of their lives to be traumatized about being tackled you. I LOVE it!!

[DjZoNeH]

U R CREEPY!!! OMG

[MrAngelheart79]

if you want banged just ask,i dont charge much

[emoharry2007]

LOL!

[Vishnjawa]

dumb u are :D oh, man...

[cygan1112]

BITCHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!! lick my asshole you slat bitch i know you like that . ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am Polish Gypsy that mean - Your master , lick my balls !!!!!!!!!!!

[dangerbohemian]

yuk

[Vishnjawa]

polish gypsy's are all stupid like u are, or...? You're the only one..i think...

[knowone4]

only gypsys i listen to are electric ones

[emoharry2007]

LOL!

[Improvise75]

Chocolate cake............maybe a double scoop of rocky road on a waffle cone for me!

[dangerbohemian]

:) sounds good too

[zellestious]

omg why wood somone post a video responce to somthing so stupit like the makeup guy~ lol if it was your last day an you knew it you were goin to be to dipressed to do somthing about it! xaxa

[SaveusOrton1122]

i like your body.

[dangerbohemian]

Im scared

[reefrash00]

oh man, you are funny. Where would you fall from, the top shelf? You should fall on them while eating a huge chocolate cake, then have more time available for other things. However you would probably be charged with assault, cause the person would be diabetic, and then you would be tazered by some outback Nazi law enforcement officials (HST reference). I mean, unless you waited till the very last second. There is a possiblity for escape, but then what are you left to do?

[elfasa]

your taking this awfuly serious...

[dangerbohemian]

hhaha very detailed acount there, um I would transform into a butterfly and fly away :)

[elfasa]

haha nice reply

[elfasa]

lol, ignore these gays...

i like you. and your videos. and your hat. and deffinately your bra-less boobs XD

i get you.. like in the films, when people are kinda clawing up someone elses clothes...

if it was my last day, i would become a naturalist. and be naked for the whole day... (wierd i know...but in a really strange way, it kinda appeals to me..) i would pray, hoping i get to heaven (yep, i believe all that) and i would call everyone i care about and have a long chat.

x

[dangerbohemian]

Thanks man

Why not just be a naturalist now Il back you up on that :)

Seems like a a fairly sane response

[elfasa]

no problem :)

i couldnt become one full time..

i do spend a day / afternoon / whatever with no clothes on if no ones around though..

its cool.. sounds cheesy, but it is very...natural (?)

(your now thinking im real wierd..)

[dangerbohemian]

We are all real weird people just choose to ignore that fact

[Rreynaertt]

hmm your accent seems fake... where are you from?

[dangerbohemian]

brasil

[Hepcat2283]

get me a fanta

[dangerbohemian]

Why are you s lazy? Get you r own fanta

[Hepcat2283]

BITCH GET ME A FANTA!

[MikeWh0]

lol 34 comments and im sure u wrote 20 your self stop commenting on your own video...

[dangerbohemian]

They're replies but they didn't stay were they were meant too and Im to lazy to remove them. I dont think my own comments count. do they? I look like a twat now nevertheless...

[dangerbohemian]

See now these worked fine but the others ones didnt argg

[dangerbohemian]

What the fuck?? screw it

[Asgahahar]

wtf open ur mouth while speakin fukin punk why wearin hats in a flat whats wrong with you

[DigiLuigi]

Why would you want to cause someone a trauma...that doesn't make any sense to me.

[BattleRoyaleMania]

why wouldn't you?

[DigiLuigi]

For very obvious reasons...

[fithicms]

i have a hat like that xD

[dangerbohemian]

:) wear it more often it makes life more fun

[dangerbohemian]

A life with hats is much more fun!

[millball]

...what_the_fuck was that about? I'm gonna tell you what I heard*ahem*

"bleeeh... bla la blah blah blabblab .. errr, chocolate cake..."

are you on heroin or somethin love? get a job.

[merpette]

No, but she wants people to think she is. Fucking Pete Doherty wannabes.

[dangerbohemian]

Ok, so just coz I wear a hat I am somehow associated to the shitiest 'muscian' on the planet and therefore heroin.

[merpette]

No, alright, I don't know that. But publishing yourself rambling on about nothing, deliberately slurring your words, wearing a trilby indoors on an overcast day... love, you're so image-conscious it hurts to look at you. You look like a Pete Doherty wannabe, even if you're not one.

[dangerbohemian]

hey thats how I speak!!! I never said I wasn't...

[merpette]

Agh, sorry, I didn't realise you were from Brazil! I thought you were a Londoner putting the accent on. xD

Apologies. Still not a fan of the trilby, though.

[joker102877]

Why would you say something so hateful to another person who did nothing to you? If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

[dangerbohemian]

cheers

[dangerbohemian]

I study full time and have two jobs, you get a life!

[IrishRaver03]

LOL.

[dangerbohemian]

I kno

[millball]

what do you study and what are the two jobs? :)

[BattleRoyaleMania]

She goes to my school, thats her actual voice, way to be a prick

[millball]

i'm sure she cant speak for herself you twazock so stfu thanks. all i did was harshly criticize a seemingly bad Vlog. If anything, its constructive criticism to let her know shes not portraying a good image of herself. neither am i, i suppose, given i've slandered her.. but meh, thats the beauty about the internet. :P what i realy want is my time she wasted while i tried to gain some sense from what looked like drugged drunked ramblings.. not my problem. live with it.

[BattleRoyaleMania]

well, if you don't like the way she talks, and you think it's shit, then why didn't you quit watching halfway through? All your doing is giving her an extra comment afterall, she probably didn't speak back to you because maybe your not worth her time? She didn't waste your time, you did.

[millball]

woteva mate.. aint reading it. tough shit.

[dangerbohemian]

Sorry if I offended you by not answering your questions but this is really no way to react! If you you live your life prejudging you live a life in ignorance. Enjoy your ignorant life hun..

[millball]

judging by the rest of the comments, i actually have reasoning and an air of apology.. but both of you are far too up your adolescent a-holes to realise this. strength in numbers always wins... regardless of intellect. namely, the lowest common denominator. good luck with living your "2 jobs and studying a subject that your yet to tell me what is"... dorty brazilian go back to the slums. >:(

[dangerbohemian]

:) Cheers man

Big hugss

[BattleRoyaleMania]

Your welcome lol, some people on here are right knobheads, way too chickenshit to say that to someone in real life.

[v4vDrJoker]

omg i love your accent err how ever u spell it!! choclate cake sounds good too!!!

[dangerbohemian]

Thanks man. Chcolate cake always sounds good!

[YaoFromChina]

why dint u have ur bra on....

[dangerbohemian]

Coz I don't wear one, if your breasts are small a bra is useless

[YaoFromChina]

i like it... frankly, ur breasts are not small. so please wear one or i will have to do it D:

[cygan1112]

i know that girl !!! she suck my cuck one time :) in london west end :) call me girl i give you my number , you can suck again and again ....

[psychobench]

okay, that's just mean. and vulgar. and mean.

[dangerbohemian]

I have no memory of such event. Are you sure you weren't dreaming? hahahaha

ps: the fact you misspelled cock is making me laugh

[illuminastymusic]

OMG! You look like my ex! 0_0

Ok, so if I had 1 day to live I guess I'd take all the strongest hallucinogenic drugs and finish it off with a massive dose of heroin, the ultimate pain blocker! ;D

[crank13beaners]

Hell yeahh thats what I'd do.

[lindabarnhill]

I would spend time with my boyfriend, my children and my grandaughter at the beach having a bbq and just enjoying them and nature!!!!!

[dangerbohemian]

Sweet

[mornaistar]

chocolate cake it's a good option... i'll go for that!

you are really really cute :)

[warlord19937]

you have an awesome hat ,:-)

[dangerbohemian]

Thanks

[ColinWithaT]

I'd probably be curious as to how I knew I only had one day to live..

[dangerbohemian]

Maybe a pigeon would aproach you and say ''You only have 24 hours to live, be creative''. Valid explanation to me

[Hepnotic]

Hookers and blow. That's a proper way to spend the last day.

[drayckonx]

while everyone is saying what they will do before they die, i would have to say i'd pray my ass off. make sure i go to heaven, cause man! that would suck to go the other way!

[jenifferyoyo]

Wanna know where people go to snag a cougar, say, Just for future reference?

"Cougar Central"? "San Carlos" ? or "San Francisco"?

*** AgelessMate C om *** is the real place that is packed with them.

[FurtiveGouge]

i would bring a tech nine to school and kill everyone

[dangerbohemian]

Huuuum healthy response

[NeoQuello]

3of3

neways..Instead i'd hire a few escorts and videotape them gagging on my cock and sucking on my balls while i eat out and finger and fist their pussy...that might be a bit vulgar to lot of u out there... but that is what i like..after that i would wash up get dressed and go out to the backyard lit a cigar drink some beer and skin and gut the deer and barbecue and eat it while a cute petite chick gives me a handjob.

[NeoQuello]

2of3

get a cute lil' german shepherd pup, write a note to all the pretty chicks i wanted to date telling them how i din't have the time to ask them out.. go hunt a deer.go home watch a good movie.. or i'd love say that i'd have a candlelight dinner with the woman i loved..but there is no such woman.. no girl has ever really liked me..:(..

[NeoQuello]

part 1of2

On my LAST day on earth.. i would visit my idol Valentino Rossi and get him to sign an autograph, rent a Pagani Zonda and drive around the Nurburgring racetrack for about 25 laps, take my Mom, Dad and little brothers in a Bentley Flying Spur to lunch at a Kelseys restaurant write out a will to hand down all my property and belongings and wealth to my younger brothers. and then go shopping for some knives, watches and clothes and toys,

[joker102877]

On your last day to live you'd spend it by falling on someone in a super market? Seriously?? Did you give this any thought at all? Call me crazy but I'd want to go out with a bit more excitement.

[dangerbohemian]

I know I didn't really no. ok then, tell what youd want to do

[joker102877]

I'd record a video stating my last will and testament, telling my family who gets what of my stuff, and of course dividing my World of Warcraft toons amoung my friends and family who play.

Then I'd withdraw enough money from the bank to take a flight across the Atlantic and spend my last day seeing as much of Ireland as possible before I died.

[Norksy]

why Ireland? It sucks! to be clear, ireland is the tiny bit next to england, not the snowy mass which covers the north pole

[joker102877]

Well I suppose everyone's entitled to their opinion.

[dangerbohemian]

Cool and very considerate

[ColinWithaT]

hahahaha

[rsm7890]

you are a freak

[dangerbohemian]

Thanks :)

[Saleop]

i would die by eating too much chocolate cake

[dangerbohemian]

yee should have though of that ! Much better than my idea :)

[DJHulkHusky]

can't honestly say i could understand one thing that came out of your mouth.

Nice boobs though.

[dangerbohemian]

;0 okkkk

[DJHulkHusky]

im jp i understand completely lol. would be a sweet way to go out.

later pretty titties!

[xOverLimitx]

what boobs