Ask Equius!

[BlackMermaid100]

I flipped my shit at the ending

[XXowlfeatherXX]

ERIDAN

NU D':

[NarugaDenka]

Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus? Really? I'm okay with this.

[whoriharaizaya]

wah karkat voice.

[atalkingcat]

That Equius voice...perfect.

[DropThatBass5567]

Ahahaha Eridan..

[AgitoHiroshi]

STRONG TOSS!

[ThePDC17]

..... How long did he wait for those muscle beasts?

[asdfgirl83]

Aww, Poor Eridan. TT-TT

[BoulevardRaven]

Being a GamEq fan...I loved the ending ;_;

[pokemonlover3663]

NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH

[AnimefreakyEli]

Poor Eridan, but....hahahahahahahaha >xD

[KillaWolfie]

Dats some saaaaasssy Karkat...you see the way he stands...it's like he's sayng "bitch please."

[sycamoreandfig]

Hell no! Equius did not just do that do Eridan! I am done with Homestuck for the night.

[UnderwhelmingPlywood]

I hate this shit. I want to know the story of Homestuck, but it's SOOOO fucking long. I love these VA videos. GeneralIvan helped me find Yogi.

[13opals]

@UnderwhelmingPlywood I know, I know. Trust me, all the fans have been through this. But Act 2 or 3 is when I started getting obsessed, and you really won't regret it, okay? The flashes get AWESOME.

[UnderwhelmingPlywood]

@13opals If I find the time. I already have to divide up exercise, school, vidya gaems, and practicing guitar. Reading a long ass story might not fit.

[TwinDragons310]

That is hilarious & so cool.

[UnderwhelmingPlywood]

Why can't he drink his own milk?

[XxInfiniteflightxX]

@UnderwhelmingPlywood Cuz Equius will crush the glass before he can even take a sip. He's too strong :|

[UnderwhelmingPlywood]

@XxInfiniteflightxX I'm pretty sure he could make a cup that could resist his immense strength. He made Tavros' legs, didn't he?

[XxInfiniteflightxX]

@UnderwhelmingPlywood He did but for some reason the cups he has are glass ones and everytime he picks one up it breaks :| Oh well.

[UnderwhelmingPlywood]

@XxInfiniteflightxX Maybe he should just have a cup on a table that he just pore milk into. Fill it up, put in a straw, sip, sip, sip. No touching needed. He should be able to figure this shit out.

[XxInfiniteflightxX]

@UnderwhelmingPlywood Perhaps he doesn't have a straw, but no matter. It's just a glass of milk.....

[UnderwhelmingPlywood]

@XxInfiniteflightxX BUT HE NEEDS THE CALCIUM!

[SilverStarlight21]

Please.

Make another ask Equius.

Please?

[TheEpicShiny]

Who else looked up meatspin .com ?

[samclopstheawesome]

HE GHA OH HO HE AH HO EA HA HA OH HOH EA HEA HOHO YEA HAH OH OH OH YA HEA OH

[YarunoDoragon]

Equius' eyeballs can turn into functioning fists. Seems legit.

Then again, they are probably STRONG like him.

[BelgianBabe99]

ATTENTION EVERYONE:

DON'T GO TO MEAT SPIN , K. ITS A SPINNING DICK.

that is all c:

[Sasorislovery]

@BelgianBabe99 God i wish someone had told me 3 days ago O_O I was so fucking ready to punch my screen into oblivion.

[SliverBunnyGirl]

.....=.=...i..I..oh dear Gog...gamzee..I went to look up meatspin..and..m..my eyes!!!!...save a motherfucker GAMZEE!!

[CalicoYorki]

Correction: The Ask Comics you voice.

Nobody send messages to my profile about that mistake.

I will mock you, or take my prerogative to not give a shit.

HAH as if that ever stopped anyone

[CalicoYorki]

Aaaaah I love the laughs your Ask Comics give me.

And Gamzee handling Equius's bottle was SO DAMNED CUTE

G'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW­W

[NeeDlez99]

DO MOAR EQUIUS

[JackSkellington991]

1:22 what the fuck is on his shoulder?!

[USAnimeluver]

@JackSkellington991 Its a towel :3

[wolfshadoe]

@JackSkellington991 A towl, he needs one badly.

[SilverStarlight21]

@JackSkellington991 A towel.

[DravenUrei]

Equius should now dress in drag, tuck his dick, and dance in front of a webcam. Good bye hoooooorseeeeeeees~

[1808darklord]

D--- do u have a Paginis is ( penis vagina)

[TheViv2001]

D- - > Hi Equius I went on meatspin.com. I threw up in my mouth

[Wauhee]

Click thumbs up if you went to that website. :L

[darkwolfanglefox]

i...i searched up meatspin......DAMNIT MY CURIOSITY! >^< IVE DIED

[america0baka]

octopimp, you make my kokoro go doki doki.

[orly4672]

0:20 You need to have muscles on your eyeballs!

[JustANobody100]

"Oh EqUiUs YoU mAkE mY kOkOrO gO dOkI dOki"

I yell this in school

every

single

day

[TheMusicalPsycho]

I just realized something. Equius sounds like Shadow the Hedgehog and Eridan sounds like that snotty rich guy from Fairly OddParents

[GOTHBLACK001]

Equius strangling Eridan with his own scarf ?.... THAT'S SOMETHING I GOTTA TRY!!! :D

[femridinghood]

I didn't get farther than 10 seconds into this video because of the music you have playing.

[peachypreacher]

NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHH­HHHHH~

[luverofwarriorcats23]

NYEHHHHH

[tegakilove]

XDDDDDD I love Equius throughout this whole thing XDDD

[TekStatic]

Oh gog... E-Equius's voice... O////O

[silverheart61]

Meatspin(.)com......Never again in my life.....will I ever hope to see something that..... DISTURBING ever again!! DX

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

@silverheart61 Well...That answers my question. :|

[MegaShadowtail]

PoOr ErIdAn :oI

[SuperZergMan]

2:04 This is the closest thing to sex Eridan is ever going to get.

[MultiGolden40]

STRONG TOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChocoboSasuke1]

i looked at meatspin.com......i nearly died laughing, while nearly dieing of shock. i was all like;. HOLYFUCKINGSHIT *megaflintch*, then i like.....nearly fell off the chair laughing XD

[BelgianBabe99]

Is it bad I think equis' voice is a little sexy? x///o

[seekerofdarkness]

@BelgianBabe99 I'm not the only one!!!! I thought so too!

[Ashtonrat]

@BelgianBabe99 Not anymore

[KashiyuNocchan]

@BelgianBabe99 Not bad at all. It's normal BD Because I think the same

[ChocoboSasuke1]

@BelgianBabe99 you're not alone~ it IS sexy ;)

[mdalsted]

@BelgianBabe99 I don't think so. : / I'm surprised I didn't see more fangirls' comments on Equius.

Me, though, I prefer Nepeta. Xiki Muffin's voice is purrfect for her. <3

[ConourP]

@BelgianBabe99 Do you need a towel?

[dragonsember]

@BelgianBabe99 A little!?

[Egjiipkitty2000]

@BelgianBabe99 OH WAIT NO IT ISN'T.

[XxladyjuicExX]

lolkarkats stickin his but out at the ennd <3

[Azamia1]

@XxladyjuicExX DAT ASS

[ArePenguinsAwesome2]

Do some ask terezi videos and ask vriska videos!

[AwesomeJellyBean]

Aww,Gamzee helping Equius drink his milk is ADORABLE.

[grimmlio]

OHSHIT. Lost it at that very last bit.

HAHA

[KawaiiKurasu]

I lol'd at Gamzee speaking wapanese xD

[chromaticcrow]

There needs to be more Ask Equius. CAUSE THIS IS SO FREAKING AWESOME.

[PokemasterNinja01]

"Equius, you make my kokoro go doki-doki."

BRB DYING AHAHAHAHAHAAAA

[JayKaiLol]

Oh my god it's like an unmerciful guillotine xD

[bloodykat14]

Can s0me 0ne plz tell mi y he n33d2 help wit his milk

[serenavampire1993]

@bloodykat14 1F TOU R34D HOM3STUCK YOU W1LL S33 TH4T WH3N3V3R H3 TRY TO DR1NK H1S M1LK (TH4T H3 ABSOLUT3LY LOV3S) H3 W1LL BR34K TH3 GL4SS W1TH H1S STRONGN3SS

[babylyss100]

Equis has used strong toss on eridan. Seems to be pretty affective. Eridan has use NYAAAAA

[BigMaij]

@babylyss100

Lamp uses LAMP

[ClaireR1212123]

You make my kokoro go doki-doki~

Thats like ME when I'm trying to be cool and speaking Japanese. I'm fucking like Gamzee! >:D

[faygoman123]

Man that's totally my headcannon for equius

[dewatdawn1]

@ResaChan Nah, I did too. Actually, I think Equius is pretty cute himself =w=;;

[ResaChan]

Did anyone else find the first Equius drawing attractive? I feel scared now.

[Emothehedgehog997]

Thumbs up if you serched meat spin, and are scarred for life D:



[Crazycalmfriends]

@Emothehedgehog997 Oh God, I'm only freakin thirteen. MY VIRGIN EYES.

[OriginalAkivara]

I never got the "kokoro go doki doki" thing. Doesn't "kokoro" refer to the metaphorical heart, not the blood-pumping one? (I typed blood-pumping as blood-pumpkin at first, wtf)

[dewatdawn1]

GAMZEE. YOU MAKE MY KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI MOARRR ;3;

[KitsuneKei97]

WEEBO GAMZEE.

I CAN'T...

JNDFJKHKDGJJKGF.

MY MONEY. TAKE IT. ALL OF IT.

[ReinaTheBulbasaur321]

@KitsuneKei97

IM SO WITH YOU

[ThaClashAtDemonhead]

GOODBYE HORSES PLAYING IN THE BACKROUND WAS KILLING ME THE WHOLE TIME.

[poisonilluminations]

GOODBYE HORSES.

I

FUCKING

DIED

[NickVsTobin]

Equius: STRONG TOSS!

Eridan: NYYYYYYEEEEHHH!!!!!!!!

[KidDerp]

I looked up meatspin and i found a dude waving his dick around...I am now scarred for life

[aces123abc]

@KidDerp oh god i looked it up too =.= im scarred for life now too..eww

[shibitheshadowhound]

@aces123abc

thanks for the heads up for sites i should NEVER go to :D

[profblahson]

I laughed so hard at Equius strangling Eridan!

[BowHunter538]

Nooooo not Eridan! D:

[Mewberibunny]

Omg.... This voice is forever my head canon voice for Equius *o*

[ILovePenguins442]

I had hell no idea what meatspin was at all. I went on the website. Worst. Fucking. Choice. I. Ever. Made.

[d3m0nicpk]

@ILovePenguins442 HAW HAW HAW...

[ravenevenecence123]

I scared my pet bird on accident by saying STRONG TOSS!! he flew across the room. :o(

[SherlockXWatson]

Dude.

I hear the back ground music.

That's really fucked up.

And yet, so right.

[flame2294]

Mmm Karkat dat ass

[StormX6]

i thought when he said: "D--> SO DEAL WITH IT" I yelled "SUN TZU SAID THAT!!!!"

(tf2 soldier ref)

[ShiniPanda64]

@Veniceexvee HoNk HoNk honk HONK

[lovelylilchick7]

equius is hot without his glasses in the first question

[XenaTheAlienChick]

Equius you have my zodiac symbol XD 

[sword90000]

1:59 D --> STRONG toss

NYEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH

[RandomAphFails]

i laughed so hard i weezed at the end

NekoChii

[majorinvaderzimfan01]

what the hell was with the milk thing?

[xXOMFGwafflesXx]

@majorinvaderzimfan01 in the comic homestuck on MSPA equis is a strong person so he thinks milk makes you strong.

[majorinvaderzimfan01]

@xXOMFGwafflesXx ah. okay. thanks for the info.

[lovelylilchick7]

OMFG HIS VOICE!!!! DRAMATICALLY SEXY

[Vampirechan]

I cant even begin to take this seriously with the perfect song playing in the bg ! xD

<3

[CheeziChicken]

I don't know what that last part meant but it sounded perverted and hilarious

[xXOMFGwafflesXx]

@CheeziChicken its suppose to be weabooish like kokoro means heart and doki doki means thump or something similar

so gamzee said "Oh Equis you make my heart go thump thump~"

[kagome9889]

NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH



[ZoozeTheHedgehog]

Would you fuck me?

I'd fuck me so hard.

[guyvergoddess]

Fan girls would swarm just to see the last Gamzee part (myself included)

[chaoticcranium]

It took me three watches to realize that Equius was asking Karkat if he's coming out of the closet.

Tch tch, wake up brain.

[XxladyjuicExX]

@chaoticcranium really? :D

[DropThatBass5567]

@chaoticcranium He was? Damn, I needa listen harder..

[WrathsBride]

Please make more videos about Equius! :D

[TheInfinitePower007]

The last like five seconds I think killed me.

[guyvergoddess]

0:09 OMG! HE'S A BISHIE! XD

[Venicexvee]

eeeppp <3!! i love Equius so much!! i cried my eyes out when he died! fucking gamzee TT.TT

[Mespritroth]

@Venicexvee A part of me dies whenever I see an arrow to the knee joke because of that... especially the ones involving Equius... T_T

[profskitty]

lol, when i saw karkat, i knew his blood was red, but in mind i would've laughed if somehow it truly was gray.

[CamelotFitzpatrick]

Did anyone else look up that website? ;w; *scarred for life*

[TookieLooCookies]

@CamelotFitzpatrick I looked it up, but cautiously. I looked at someone's blog and they described it... I must say... I'm still scarred by the description even without images...

[CamelotFitzpatrick]

@TookieLooCookies Don't do it. Just don't look it up!

[kodielise]

@zoezoewriter oh don't worry dear! Its fine! We all have our moments where we fangirl over strange characters!

[zoezoewriter]

Am I the only one here who became an Equius fangirl from this video? *runs off to hide her shame*

[awesomerthanprussia]

@zoezoewriter Join the club buddeh

[zoezoewriter]

@awesomerthanprussia EQQUIUS FANGILS UNITE!!! 8D

P.S. Love your username!

[MsAwesomeSmarties]

@zoezoewriter Nah. Tumblr made me an Eq fangirl, though.

[BarrieMyself]

GOOOOOODBYE HORRRRRSESSSSS <3



[HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk]

STRONG ASK!

[MrGamerman111]

UGUUUUUUUUUUU~

[LeBlavass]

This is probably the gayest music in the world, but I'm not going to judge.

[Grug16]

Dude, your Karkat voice is so perfect!

[AnimeCrazee13]

I was watching the end of this video. My mom walks in and hears Eridan's choking noises.

She thinks they were sex noises.

I CAN NEVER WATCH THIS THE SAME WAY AGAIN.

[ipod709]

I didn't know what meatspin(.)com was, then I looked it up....I wish I never did...

[dysfunctionalangel1]

D--> STRONG TOSS!

NYEEEEEEH

[axcboltq]

Hey, you got a Karkat! Congratulations! Onwards to the girly voices, then?

[xXTessaahhXx]

LOL the music in the background ,,, GOODBYE HORSESSSS . reminds me of jayy and silent bob xD

[Janemetalcat798]

I looked up what Equius was looking at, during 00:40 .... Shit man...

[uchihahikari11]

@0:10 Equius is SO FREAKIN' SMEXY. <3 And Karkat...!!!! *squee*

[animelove125]

karkat is doing his sexy stand at 2:08

[ShadowKidxDevilGirl]

Do Ya FeEl Me? :0)

- I died x''D

[jonnavdpas]

That very last part. My gog, what is air!?

[FanSoulEater]

the ending

me: -listens- ...-hears last part- o_o DGeee!!

[Corpsecraft]

MORE OF THESE

[polkkarakuri]

Why did I go to meatspin.com when there were already comments that said I shouldn't?

My virgin eyes are devirginized.

[kamptonproductions]

BeSt MoTHeRFUCKiNg EnDIng EvER Man.

[ShadowStonexx]

the ending.

-dies-

[Irelandpwnsall]

Vriska's askblog is safe. :3

[Yakida01]

52 secs in, Gamzee goes gay.

[popqueen54321]

Never go to meatspin...I didn't know what it was. Look it up instead.

[emootaku7363]

@popqueen54321 Dont say that or i'll have to go ಠ_ಠ

[sexytimemuffincakes]

8est ending ever. ::::)

[Kairukurumi]

Did anyone else think the meatspin voice was Gaara from Naruto?

[LittleXShii]

Don't go to meatspin.com ;_____;

[BurntMilkAndKFC]

that music..

would you do me

id do me

id do me so hard...

[shadedsoulhorse]

I didn't understand a thing... i rly didn't

[SilverHedgehog177]

Im scared to know why, Eridan was on his hands and knees on the floor next to Equius.