"Umbi" The Umbilical Cord Song
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From: KaiserRo11
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  • i love its so original

    Ashley6d6e 4 years ago

  • i love this song!

    beffers564 4 years ago

  • its ture but song is gay

    blake884life 4 years ago

  • hahaha

    minimal

    umbilical

    it rhymed!

    freakin awesome

    FantastikRadish 4 years ago

  • lol

    Al3xDogg 5 years ago

  • first off...nice dancin! :) secondly that was a really cute song.. :) ur videos are awesome...really brighten up my day.

    jeddawiya 5 years ago

  • LOL that was good... that was very good

    arewethereyet 5 years ago

  • Geoff, you are pretty much amazing

    Keep up the good work because...it makes my day bright and shiny...yeah =D

    LaaLaaLand17 5 years ago

  • you need to get on saturday night live, is there anything you cant do???? ,,,bravo again

    drunkensnowgirl 5 years ago

  • You made me laugh...thanks

    AllyTheDudette 5 years ago

  • VOTE KaiserRo11!!!

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    VOTE KaiserRo11!!!

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    VOTE KaiserRo11!!!

    LilClapton 5 years ago

  • That was really funny. Are you on a music video kick?

    rogueasian 5 years ago

  • your amazing.

    loverofbands 5 years ago

  • that was amazing

    haha i love the perkins hat

    and the last part with the fishing line was hilarious

    esl1991e 5 years ago

  • hey dude u got a 6 pack nice!

    runisunke 5 years ago

  • I fucking love you. Seriously. The Tootsie Roll part was my favorite.

    pizzelle2 5 years ago

  • that really brightened my week--thank you and great job!

    Fulumirani 5 years ago

  • Kind of like a bad MadTV skit... you've done much better.

    CHRIS55835 5 years ago

  • I have to tell you .. you get 3 more views everyday from me ... and this is my ringtone .. so my friends can here you too =D

    x0xtropicalkissz 5 years ago

  • haha...that is the best song i've ever heard!

    IrishEJ 5 years ago

  • sounds sad not funny..

    yehan44bro 5 years ago

  • Omg! That was brilliant. I was laughing the whole way through. Fav moments: when your sister was on the telephone, the low notes in the chorus (they were SO low) and the end of the video regarding pulling on the placenta. You want to hear some equally creepy lines regarding childbirth, find a movie called 'Rat Race' with Cuba Gooding Jr, and you will know what I mean. Great vid, mate.

    sayrahsayrah 5 years ago

  • I'm speechless ~ That was absolutely hilarious :)

    Another awesome creation from Geoff & his equally talented sister Breanna!! Yippeeeeeeeee

    lawrah541 5 years ago

  • NEW GAME: watch Umbi and try not to laugh. this song is goin to be stuck in my head for ages.

    darknoonthirty 5 years ago

  • Hi

    I've seen ur previous work(videos, and I just want to say that ur really funny(entertain me most of the time). Even though u tend to say a lot of crap that does'nt make any sense, but ur still funny. Keep up the good work:)

    OlsenAlex 5 years ago

  • you sound like threebrain.

    untitled101 5 years ago

  • you can do gymnastics and sing and play guitar and make good videos... your talents are endless! you are my absolute favorite you tuber because you are hilarious and you are goofy not all serious and boring!!!! i <3 you geoff kaiser :)

    karleybobarley 5 years ago

  • very creative and original from someone who sees the world through a colorful kaleidoscope which looks into a myriad-sided prism. you're sister is great too with the camera work and even making a cameo appearance.

    CSAllbright 5 years ago

  • AS ALWAYS I GOT A SMILE OR A LAUGH FROM YOUR CREATIVE MIND!!IT WAS GREAT

    daydreamer0233 5 years ago

  • nice song..i like it too..good thing you learn a classical guitar..cauz you can take anywhere..but not as beautiful as an electric one..I like bends and all..Im new guy //

    yehan44bro 5 years ago

  • You have outdone yourself this time buddy! Funny, Smart, and fun to listen too. Keep up the good work.

    ProcrastiNate15 5 years ago

  • sweet dancing moves on the playground! haha.

    shanerachel 5 years ago

  • i need to learn how to fingerpick...

    crankuptheska 5 years ago

  • Love it! Platinum record material FOR SURE.

    HeReallyIsTheCheese 5 years ago

  • oh wow...

    too funny.

    kstar86 5 years ago

  • Your duties are minimal compared to umbilical---- OMG! Superb

    mgannen 5 years ago

  • i thought it was kinda wierd but then my sis sang it an it sounded really witty and kinda cute

    sydie03 5 years ago

  • LMAO *Big Hugs* That was great. Was Adam Sandler one of your inspirations? or Wierd Al? LMAO j/k luv ya!

    -Erica-

    Angellove3681 5 years ago

  • *dances*

    Blunty3000 5 years ago

  • slightly disturbing yet extremely catchy haha.

    you are so talented. your sister is too.

    sarahjeanw 5 years ago

  • I think we should never meet, because I think if I met you I'd fall in love with you.

    So so so cute, funny, and... well, attractive. 8D

    paytotheorderofofof2 5 years ago

  • o i think im in love...!! will u marry me?

    kalamatianida 5 years ago

  • haha. how ever did you think of coming up with this?

    you're so funny.

    killersfan 5 years ago

  • OMG! This song is addicting. What did you do to us!

    IronButterflies 5 years ago

  • I love this.

    So funny.

    I know this has nothing to do with the umbi song..but that part with the tootsie roll..nice abs. =)

    debbie00486 5 years ago

  • You know how much I hate this song?

    I don't really hate it, but I started singing it in the shower this morning. Damn you, Geoff. :(

    deavex 5 years ago

  • great song, Its stuck in my head for ever now!

    fuzzbot 5 years ago

  • nice dancing moves on the bleachers, goeff!

    charliechill 5 years ago

  • Love it love it love it ! 'umBI !'

    can't say anything else...

    i was looking forward to the guitar

    Cherribudd 5 years ago

  • Haha, I love it geoff, this is the third time i watched it, I just gotta leave a comment, I love it!

    OrangeGumbi48 5 years ago

  • LOL this is very cute and funny. And I like your singing! It's very nice!

    SatokasuSuki 5 years ago

  • OMG this video is so awesome!You rock and Breanna rocks!

    ShyBlueEyes 5 years ago

  • Very, very strange. I love it!

    Minniver 5 years ago

  • hahaha. thats awesome

    sokmaster 5 years ago

  • That is just.. so strange.

    vanitysnail 5 years ago

  • You know.... That song sucks but it was AWESOME!!!!

    LONG LIVE UMBI!!!!

    SilentMunkey 5 years ago

  • you are truely nuts haha

    loved it

    lolamaloanie1 5 years ago

  • '-' v

    v '-'

    theSCgosu 5 years ago

  • lmfao, your mothers placentaeeeeeee!!!!!!!

    grakbulrug 5 years ago

  • man you are really good,,,,

    yehan44bro 5 years ago

  • Lol nice made me laugh, it seems your talents have no end!

    Bolrof 5 years ago

  • That was bizarre and entertaining!!! I also used to confuse my mother's placenta for a fish. Small world isn't it?

    spdjeanne 5 years ago

  • I'm getting an accustic guitar for christmas cause I am going to learn how to play I think those are easier to learn with and they have a calmer sound to them

    princessmay10 5 years ago

  • oh. my. god.

    trueushottie 5 years ago

  • your ability to sing is, how do you say?... touching, but best of all that made my life. wicked lol

    monsterhospitalxo 5 years ago

  • the tootsie roll in your belly button and you cracking up was the best part. XD xxx great job as always

    SYstematiklySYkotic 5 years ago

  • I thought you were weird before, now I know you are. you rock!

    bjoshuanoah 5 years ago

  • you are now my hero hahaha, this was awesome. good job haha

    eekhoorngodintje 5 years ago

  • Urhh... Lovely song! LOL! Very catchy though!

    orangegirl 5 years ago

  • hahahaha thanks for making my day off work laugh....

    Ant0nio1987 5 years ago

  • well ... you sure can get low as my family is very musical that is very low ... haha funn song ohh UMBI

    x0xtropicalkissz 5 years ago

  • Nice song, but it's "breathe" not "breath". ...Someone else already noticed that though.

    So are you using your sister for youtube? Does she have any rights? Maybe she's the talented one here.

    charrbin 5 years ago

  • Your vocal range on that song was crazy. Umbi!

    RedClincher 5 years ago

  • Amazing.

    scream0 5 years ago

  • Okay, you're weird. ... That's a compliment, btw. ;)

    TaranAPK 5 years ago

  • Has your mom heard this song? If so what did she think? lol!!!

    Really funny! Really great!!! I loved when you sang very low! haha! And the ending was funny too!

    ThisTimeNextSummer 5 years ago

  • that was very cute....

    dreamer911 5 years ago

  • God damn you, now this song is stuck in my head! D:

    You are crazy, Geoff.

    deavex 5 years ago

  • Love your dancing! ^_^

    Hehe do a heavy metal version!

    IronButterflies 5 years ago

  • *Flicks my Bic* Swayin , Singin Ooohh Umbiiii !!! Ill be singing this all day hahaha thanks for making my day :)

    BruisedStringBean 5 years ago

  • Now I know why I feel so empty inside.

    Umbi isn't here to feed me.

    This video changed my life.

    ZikSynis 5 years ago

  • HAHAHA I love when you would make your voice go really low. That was the best ever! You are so talented!

    texassongbird81 5 years ago

  • I agree. And when you stuck your nose on the guitar. Oh, that nose. <3

    Donnerstag 5 years ago

  • sure I'll vote 4 u and great singin

    =D

    kitty143167 5 years ago

  • That is fantastic!

    That song is going to be stuck in my head now...

    *Oh Umbiiiiiiiiiii* =)

    mschristina 5 years ago

  • Hahahaha, that's so messed-up! I love it :) You should be featured though cuz you freakin' rock!

    dove95 5 years ago

  • You sure are..um... special. :-) But them I'm sure you heard That a lot.

    PGirlDey 5 years ago

  • Makes me reflect back, thanks Geoff. I love the shot of your sis talking on the phone with the long cord.

    bonpain 5 years ago

  • still cracking up..

    sail1234 5 years ago

  • haha awesome. yay for october kids (I'm oct 8)

    song was amazing song, can I ask what the inspiration was?

    jcortez 5 years ago

  • geoffs is ripped, oh and the song was good too

    azariamiller 5 years ago

  • is there something you can't do?

    shebitch 5 years ago

  • lol, why, why the umbilical cord?? such a funny idea :) great video!

    Baabzi 5 years ago

  • LoL. I loved the singing.

    =]

    MysteryCraze 5 years ago

  • haha,weird song you composed.Umbi.....lol:P

    Diamonddustdrops 5 years ago

  • haha.

    cute.

    joebum07 5 years ago

  • The Best Song Ever!!!

    matty123986754 5 years ago

  • that was so cute and funny :) xoxo

    dina05 5 years ago

  • nice song geoff (:

    <b>[hadrians]</b>

    hadrians 5 years ago

  • That was a little strange but funny ;)

    gelini84 5 years ago

  • LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOEV LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!

    tWiNkLiNgPiNk 5 years ago

  • Ok!!! Creepy song about your umbilical cord!!! I wonder how your Umbi feels about you singing?

    kris2pe 5 years ago

  • you have made better videos

    but its still not a bad one ;)

    olederole 5 years ago

  • that song was both scarily educational about birth. and hilarious. good job. i think u shud give it in to schools so they can learn about the umbi too. xxxx

    katiegreenie 5 years ago

  • that was beautiful... :(

    GOOOFYproductions 5 years ago

  • Pretty please with cream and cherries on top, could I have my 4.5 mins of life back? Please? pmpl

    zippy172 5 years ago

  • Awh Man. Your accent is still cute!

    This subject matter *should* not be funny, for I miss Umbi too :( yet I found this your funniest *new* video of yet. Loved the 'Cats Cradle' part.

    sugarplumparvis 5 years ago

  • can you say recored contract lol

    MonkeyButt2 5 years ago

  • hahaha funneh

    Mrseptember15 5 years ago

  • you spelled "breathe" like "breath"... i notice those things. but this really made me smile and laugh. and i LOVE the way you sang it, seriously. it's awesome!!! i'm gonna have the "oh uummmbie!" part stuck in my head

    pinkxopanties 5 years ago

  • OMG I Love This! Hehe so funny.

    IronButterflies 5 years ago

  • All Too COOL.

    scottklaw 5 years ago

  • THat was sooo cute.. ! ahhh.. Awesome dude... you can't sing on key, but that's half the charm I guess. You got a lot of heart so you get 5 stars AND I won't let Super Peep get you for the off key stuff, even though he reallly really wants to.. :P

    xapplimatic 5 years ago

  • i loved it

    GangsterWhiteKid 5 years ago

  • oh geoff i'm so happy your back! that was a crazy song, and slightly disturbing, but very awesome!

    fairypixie 5 years ago

  • i love you.

    alicatali 5 years ago

  • you're a silly goose

    crystalkillmore 5 years ago

  • DID YOUR PARENTS EVER KEEP THE SNIPPED OFF PIECE OF YOUR UMBILICAL CORD IN A SCRAP BOOK OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT? IF SO, I THINK THERE SHOULD BE A SEUAL.

    underachiever00 5 years ago

  • THE most original song about the most original topic, Kaiser...so basically really original? hahah and I heard pulling on your mothers placenta wasnt good, it interupts the blood-brain barrier from forming or somethin like that, hahah...

    Glad your "back on" broseph...WEE!!

    saynotopda 5 years ago

  • too funny Geoff - good work - slightly disturbing, but very funny :)

    mialouise 5 years ago

  • haha now thats origional wtggg

    TheNightRomer 5 years ago

  • Dude, you're talented.

    Chomp87 5 years ago

  • Nice shot with the sun behind you. This has an Adam Sandler feel to it.. =)

    fourtwenty420 5 years ago

  • very good song

    katiesopinion 5 years ago

  • 0_0 you really cant sing but still it was awesome!

    8MDV8 5 years ago

  • very awesome song

    rudesmurf 5 years ago

  • awww very funny/cute =) lol

    biostudentgirl 5 years ago

  • im jelous :(

    renegadeboxer 5 years ago

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