god! why does brenda song have to be in every single tv show? almost every show i've seen, there she is! i really cant stand her. i think she's an attention hogger! other then that, love this sketch! nicole sullivan rocks!
This is fucking amazing!! I don't know why,but it seems like EVERY cosmetics counter lady is a total BITCH!! No matter how much money you spend,it seems like they just never stop.I think there is some type of formula for Lancome,Clinique,MAC,Sephora.You have to be rude,judgmental,empty,porn star makeup,and a nack for projecting their own insecurities.
@kaliyuta Don't ask me. The cosmetics dept. just seems to attract bitchy, bitter women with an inferiority complex. (fortunately not all of them are that way).
@kaliyuta lol pretty much. I was actually told by a cosmetics dept manager who hired me that she "didn't know how women would take a male cosmetician" LMFAO, they ate it up. I was one of the few approachable people in the dept. who would give them HONEST advice and feedback without making them feel stupid or ugly. And I'd send them to another counter if I thought they had a better solution instead of manipulate & insult them in order to make a (pittance of a) commission.
Yes, but it's just a comedic sketch. For example, I'm gay, but I didn't take any offense to what she was saying to the two dads in the video because I know it's all scripted. If you don't like it, or have no sense of humor, don't watch.
@JojofanTSL I thought that was the girl from the Disney channel, but couldn't remember her name, wasn't she in that movie college road trip as Raven's friend?
Nicole is so gr8 actor :p i miss old mad tv was best (Nicole n debra - LIDA N MELINA :(:(:( ) we're dogz ooooh dont be so hard on yourselves :D 4:12 Cher and zombie turtle boy :D:D:D OMFG 4:28 arie spears ! XD wheres ur mommy i dont need mommy i have two dads OMG :D nicole is so funny xD "C'mon we dont need her candy, thats right u dont need my candy lookz like u gon get urself big chocolate bar later :D ZOMG xD go on suckeerz xD funny
So funny how she gets millions of laughs for all the prejudice jokes, but in the end, she knows she has to leave the neighbourhood. Mad tv has this way of making fun of itself sometimes.
Hold up, is that Brenda Song?
eyp0704 1 week ago
I would love to nail the vancome lady. Fuckin' beautiful
blackmagic29881 2 weeks ago
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blackmagic29881 2 weeks ago
O.M.G im crying. The funniest skit ever.
theslabbxxx 2 weeks ago 2
Robert Downey Jr? 8ball? fuck! leave him alone. He's clean and he's now the Ironman and Sherlock Holmes.
hellofaname 2 weeks ago
@hellofaname You do realize this was filmed before he sobered up, right?
SuperMoss15 6 days ago
@SuperMoss15
yep!
hellofaname 6 days ago
So funny
africanbella28 4 weeks ago
the kkkmart
colinatlantic 1 month ago
dammit those twinks make me racial
duhavifk 1 month ago
Funny......xD
biffer1995 1 month ago
Pause at 03:41! Thats racist. like if you see it
giogarcia16 2 months ago
ill tel you what ling ling, ill give you a kit kat for every year you promise not to get behind the wheel of a car.
VideosMiscellaneous 2 months ago
Thats Brenda Song!
theringfilm1 3 months ago 3
@theringfilm1 really? I didn't think about that until now that you mentioned it lol
Crimson0089 2 months ago
Discrimination has never been so fun!!
acoolchick 3 months ago 2
hahaha "ling ling"
FlankerVT 4 months ago
34 people got pissed off by the vancome lady..but tcha ya know what? uh uh..they suck ;)
PacemakerChick 4 months ago
OMG! SHE FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1SpeedDean 4 months ago
yea you kno what uh uh
mickeysgirl1200 5 months ago
Miss swan!!! Hehehe~ as a dog hahah
douglas95OH 5 months ago
I miss MAD TV, bring it back!!!!
albertr01 6 months ago
"...What you've got is one dad and a turkey baster." One of the best MAD TV skits ever.
194jms 6 months ago
she's my new idol
SomeTrespassing 6 months ago
I Love this woman!
3LWArchives 6 months ago in playlist Favorite MadTV Skits
"yo ho-homo and a little tight bum!" LMFAO
mahoney696 7 months ago in playlist Mad TV Playlist
@mjp9mm IMDB says so.
chipimon 7 months ago
Funny,funny stuff.
pineapplecrush357202 8 months ago
still have this on tape.I wish i was a teen again
HERBLANDZ 8 months ago
I cant believe Brenda song said idiot at age 12 LOL super adorable
haleycurly17 8 months ago 2
@haleycurly17 How do you know for sure that's Brenda Song?
mjp9mm 7 months ago
She is so funny
thomponte 9 months ago
lmfao ur gonna get a chocolate bar later on haha
mrdegrassifreak 9 months ago 4
Kkk mart
NataliaARose 9 months ago 2
brenda song = adorable.
roxxibea 9 months ago 3
What you got is a dad and a turkey baster.
RareVDO 9 months ago
ling ling lolololol
j255173 10 months ago
That kid at the beginning is rude
ikurasake 11 months ago
Fucking brilliant
ikurasake 11 months ago
34 people are snl fans
princeaizen 11 months ago
Hands down one of the top five best MADTV characters of all time!!!
Xzamilloh 11 months ago 2
what does she mean the village people?
anthonyisme 11 months ago
@anthonyisme
it was the gay version of the BSBoys.. of the 70's
copperwelding 10 months ago
@copperwelding well
actually it was the BSBoys of the 70's my bad!!!!
copperwelding 10 months ago
kkk mart :))) lmfao
Lilroycezor 11 months ago 2
@Lilroycezor i lmao so hard @ that part
Gilgamesh142 11 months ago
god! why does brenda song have to be in every single tv show? almost every show i've seen, there she is! i really cant stand her. i think she's an attention hogger! other then that, love this sketch! nicole sullivan rocks!
keleic 1 year ago
Haha I love the vancome lady!
pinkrangersamurai 1 year ago
"hes my friend!"
"dont tell the other klan members that!"
vampireravefan 1 year ago 22
There are so many one liner punches here I can hardly breath and feels like I got beaten in my stomach by a bunch of goons from laughing!
ishta 1 year ago
lalalala lalalala lalalala lol!!
Miltn72 1 year ago
This is fucking amazing!! I don't know why,but it seems like EVERY cosmetics counter lady is a total BITCH!! No matter how much money you spend,it seems like they just never stop.I think there is some type of formula for Lancome,Clinique,MAC,Sephora.You have to be rude,judgmental,empty,porn star makeup,and a nack for projecting their own insecurities.
kaliyuta 1 year ago 50
@kaliyuta trying working with them, being the only guy in the dept.
sauceykat 8 months ago
@sauceykat Being gay does help.
kaliyuta 5 months ago
@kaliyuta not really ,they're still bitches lol
sauceykat 5 months ago
@sauceykat But why?
kaliyuta 5 months ago
@kaliyuta Don't ask me. The cosmetics dept. just seems to attract bitchy, bitter women with an inferiority complex. (fortunately not all of them are that way).
sauceykat 5 months ago
@sauceykat I have not met one who isn't total bitch.Seriously.
kaliyuta 5 months ago
@kaliyuta lol pretty much. I was actually told by a cosmetics dept manager who hired me that she "didn't know how women would take a male cosmetician" LMFAO, they ate it up. I was one of the few approachable people in the dept. who would give them HONEST advice and feedback without making them feel stupid or ugly. And I'd send them to another counter if I thought they had a better solution instead of manipulate & insult them in order to make a (pittance of a) commission.
sauceykat 5 months ago
@sauceykat Well i think that is what being proffesional is.either way i shop online now so i wont have to deal with them.
kaliyuta 5 months ago
@kaliyuta SOOOOOO wrong but funny! LOL Im shocked none of them punched her in the mouth.
musicfan088 5 months ago
@musicfan088 because its all scripted and part of the show
whydouneedakno 4 months ago
funny but shes mean who agrees thumbs up
magicmike191 1 year ago
brenda songs oh yeah shes like 12 here
6TeenCartoonsRock 1 year ago
31 people are gonna be hearing T'Cha, you know what? Uh-uh!
DisneyVillain 1 year ago 4
SO THAT IS BRENDA SONG
neoimean7 1 year ago
It takes a village to raise a child yes not the village people *LMAO*
kywildcat1977 1 year ago 2
Her address is 1313. It's a Halloween sketch, and im thinking of "The Munsters" theme song.
preyn1980 1 year ago
she's racist
flybird3327 1 year ago
@flybird3327
Yes, but it's just a comedic sketch. For example, I'm gay, but I didn't take any offense to what she was saying to the two dads in the video because I know it's all scripted. If you don't like it, or have no sense of humor, don't watch.
NoClassPranking 1 year ago 2
@flybird3327 She's also homophobic, arrogant and incredibly mean. And we love her because of that :D
LightCaster1 1 year ago 5
"You got yourself a a big chunk of cholocate bar later" hahahahaha
thatsJim19 1 year ago
you know i types brenda song in wiki and managed to get to this video MADtv RULES didn't know about 'vancome lady' just 'ms swan'
dm32843 1 year ago
all i can say is FUNNY hahahahahahahhaha
lolilovefriday5 1 year ago
This show went downhill after Nicole left!
LazyFilmMaker 1 year ago
@LazyFilmMaker yea an then debra wilson left i only watched it cause they still had stefanie weir and mo collins
smashman24 1 year ago
I love the crowds cheering at 3:32
sunatnatas 1 year ago
lol she was already packed to leave
ShaeAWG 1 year ago
lol KKKmart lol
thalialuvmx 1 year ago
i like the fact that in every episode she owns everyone XD
rashmika10 1 year ago 3
this is my Number one Vancome Lady sketch i think it was from season 5. It sort of the step up from In Living Color.
Nightmastercool97 1 year ago
wtf this bitch stole jokes from Margaret Cho...KKKmart
0dour 1 year ago 2
31, watch the the new MADtv
LazyFilmMaker 1 year ago
Yo yo homo a little tight bum classic! I would love to be her for Halloween lol
Giltbabyb18 1 year ago 3
LOL!
strfruit 1 year ago
That Vancome chick made gay jokes. LOL Owned
qr11k 1 year ago
this is funny.
MizterDrama 1 year ago
The Vancome Lady is SOO ignorant! LOL I love her, she's funny
MahouNekoShady 1 year ago
"and go get it! fetch!" LOL!!
NiteOwl1224 1 year ago
Chocolate Bar!
BrianLG100 1 year ago
it takes a village to raise a child, not the village people....
LMAO!!!!!
deeya 1 year ago
IS THAT BRENDA SONG!!!!!!!!!!! OMG THATS HER SHES SO YOUNG
Giltbabyb18 1 year ago
WHERE DID U GET YOUR COSTUME THE K-K-K Mart
Giltbabyb18 1 year ago
@SnowflakeSparkles26 yeah she was!
JojofanTSL 1 year ago
This was the BEST!
SpayNeuter2SaveLives 1 year ago
BOB DOLE!
SunshineTokes 1 year ago
2:57 that's Brenda Song!!!
JojofanTSL 1 year ago
@JojofanTSL I thought that was the girl from the Disney channel, but couldn't remember her name, wasn't she in that movie college road trip as Raven's friend?
SnowflakeSparkles26 1 year ago
you might wanna tattoo bitch on your forehead right now!!!
dzilla91 1 year ago
" OK , i´ll make a deal with you LING LING !!!!!! " HAHAHAHAHAHA....
hilldergan 1 year ago
Idk about you but I get my costumes from the KKKmart every year. LMFAO. Ahhh...jaykay...u.u That was horrribleeeee. :( But I LOVE THE VANCOME SKITS!!
MydniteDaun 1 year ago
That's brenda song!!!
Henniefairy 1 year ago
BRENDA SONG!
JohnMichaelBradshaw 1 year ago
Nicole Sullivan is such a funny and amazing actress.
wumeista4645 1 year ago 5
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hunterketbolommanual 1 year ago
funny stuff
jceowoodard 1 year ago
oh, there was brenda song! love her and nicole sullivan!
tancuoc19 1 year ago
Brenda song is cute here but hotter now her voice hella changed
TazerFlip 1 year ago
''where you get that coustume at the KKK Mart''
''But umm mom i like your costume but you forgot to put the word Goodyear down the side of it"
"ok..i make a deal with you Ling Ling.. ill give one Kit Kat for ever year you promise not to get behind a wheel of a car"
" O HOY MATEYS Jackpot! hoist the rainbow flag becaause the Queen Mary Has Just arrived'
"Chhha you know unt ah you got is one dad and turkey baster"
"ok you know wat? i takes a village to raise a child.. yes.. not village people
evilpenguinzombie 1 year ago
Omg nicole sullivan is the best
naruto3123 1 year ago 4
@naruto3123 yeah Its Brenda = )
Pointe0518 1 year ago
omg brenda song!
and i miss the old mad tv<3
jleexoxo 1 year ago 66
@jleexoxo i knew that was her! omg i was thinking that was her
XxHelenaJolieXx 1 year ago
@jleexoxo I recognized her right off the bat, I just needed to be sure so I wikipedia'd it!!!! She was like 11 or 12 here. But that's crazy!!!!!!
TheJashtica 1 year ago
@jleexoxo same here I miss Nicole sullivan
1655kenmad 1 year ago
@jleexoxo i am shocked and amazed and really enjoying this clip even more now ;D
HighGuy512 1 year ago
Scarey bitch. HA!
MoloAngelSorcerer 1 year ago
omg is that brenda song at 3:05 ???
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Friends4EverPals 1 year ago
"Yo ho homo and a little tight bum!!" LOL!!! XD THAT MAKES ME CRACK UP!
foreverdawn6 1 year ago
MH20Music 1 year ago
isn't that brenda songs at 3:00
bobo4890 1 year ago
yo ho homo and a little tight bum LOL
GFX8887 1 year ago
Nicole Sullivan is so hot.
xZippy38 1 year ago
la la la la la la la la la!!!
salinasn3 1 year ago
KKK-KMART-LMAO
HorrorLover666 1 year ago 3
Carrie Heffernan is basically the Vancome lady.
gremlin05 1 year ago
@gremlin05 Haha! I feel u wit dat!
accentplaya18 1 year ago
hahahaha i love this video. sooo funny. hahaha!
raynalexis17 1 year ago
what you've got is one dad and a turkey baster... and your mom is a dish called Petri LMAO omg
panther0567 1 year ago 6
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That little asian girl has got to be pretty hot and legal by now!
BRINKYDINK16 1 year ago
haha that's benda song!
raynalexis17 1 year ago
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@raynalexis17 Oh Shit! Ya she's definitely fuckable! Damn that's some fine Asian ass!
BRINKYDINK16 1 year ago
@BRINKYDINK16 child fucker
snicky0nicky 1 year ago
Brenda Song is in the Unicef part :)
jennettemccurdy1010 1 year ago
ROFLMFAO!!!
One of the best skits ever!
EyeSooGuy 1 year ago
1.FCK...inderschreck ^^
ALowRes 1 year ago
"Yea, your big for anyones age, gigantor." LMFAO. That was too funny. hahahahahahaha
magnusblz3 1 year ago
K-K-Kmart *roar*
SoulsSolstice 1 year ago
I Am uploading season one of mad TV on my channel with the original cast members. Go to my channel to watch the episodes.
MadTvClassics 1 year ago
Limper than Bob Dole! LMFAO. I love her.
jaquearashii 1 year ago
So Long Children of the Corn!!!! LMAO!!!!
Crimsonite20 1 year ago
its weird how brenda song calls her an idiot when london tipton is the dumbest lol i still thinks she's cool
darnelmarsh12989 1 year ago
"Yo, ho, homo and a little tight bum"
ROFL
artsy24 2 years ago 29
isn't that brenda song? the little asian woman?
matboy891 2 years ago 2
@matboy891 Yeah it is :D
xxxbrandonkxxx 1 year ago
hated to see nicole leave MAD!
1clarinet1981 2 years ago 5
You're gonna have a chocolte bar later...TOO FUCKING FUNNY....
scoobystu82 2 years ago 5
that little asian girl reminds me of brenda song
SamiS789 2 years ago 2
That Is Brenda Song.
Thesims3Network 2 years ago
"It takes a village to raise a child, yes, not the Village People" BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!
ErnestoAH 2 years ago 7
haha YES! the little asain girl is Brenda Song and that is the funniest thing ever
xINDIANx 2 years ago 3
@xINDIANx yeah i know she's the best :D
JeanineXRuben 2 years ago
I'll give you one kit-kat for every year your promise not to get behind the wheel of a car.
LMFAO
Bandos624 2 years ago 4
So funny how she gets millions of laughs for all the prejudice jokes, but in the end, she knows she has to leave the neighbourhood. Mad tv has this way of making fun of itself sometimes.
artdjmaster 2 years ago 4
thts brenda song?
proudpinaygirl101 2 years ago
is that brenda song as the chinesse girl still lol funny
dana1234ism 2 years ago
@dana1234ism nope, it's Ling-Ling bahaha ;)
SphealPup 2 years ago
@dana1234ism yeah it is
JeanineXRuben 2 years ago
@AngelofHopeanDespair
Darlene McBride?
GhulishAitu 2 years ago
the k k k kmart. hahahahahahaahha
12valvepower1 2 years ago 3
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StewieGiliganGriffin 2 years ago
"So, your a monster with a bunch of body parts sewn together, so I'm guessing. . . Cher?"
That was hilarious.
petersonkandcp 2 years ago 7
@petersonkandcp The girl who plays Cher is my cousin :)
TheEpicfailure101 1 year ago
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TheEpicfailure101 1 year ago
i love this video nicole sulliven is amazing
zenmusic3 2 years ago 2
the karate kid is brenda song
lynnster411 2 years ago 5
Bahahaha I'll make a deal with you Ling Ling.
That was hilarious!
jules8breakfast 2 years ago 3
@ 4:19 ON is a riot
MrIMADOPE 2 years ago
that asian girl was brenda song aka london tipton from suite life of zack and cody/on deck
samanthanicole007 2 years ago 9
I knew it!
Thanks for clarifying
jules8breakfast 2 years ago
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5:34-5:39. Wish I was gettin' the nigga's "Big chocolate bar" later!!!!
ahrensgay 2 years ago
I love that bitch :D
HarbingerOfWind 2 years ago 3
what did she say to the mom at 1:38 ?
TheDANioz 2 years ago