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  • people are such sheep

  • I would have gone to his concert.

  • Wow. I like this. I wish there was a real version of it so I could hear it more clearly.

  • He's admitted to the media that it's all "a put on". Even the strange behaviour and the rap thing.

  • @twizz420 that's the hoax... it was real

  • @TheHUMANIDEE and still is from the looks of it...

    I wonder how much PCP someone has to do to change so much in such little time? He's completely unrecognizable now... In a bad way of course.

  • @twizz420 what's pcp?

  • man your all dumbasses, you dont even know that "Im Still Here" is a mockumentary Phoenix just shows how retarded the media and stupid people really are, when i first heard of all this news i knew it was fake and now its confirmed- this goes to those who have been puttin him down since 08

  • I will buy his first album it may be worth something one day since it will be the only one he ever makes in his life.

  • I'm so buying that Album.

  • He's such a failure!

  • I like the beat, anyone know where I can find this music?

  • i dont understan wtf he saying but the beat is sick is like a cypress hill house of pain old school thing

  • he is just as good as any other rapper,plus he can act.

  • O...my...God...

    This can't be real...can it?

  • That totally sucked.

  • who are the video groupies in the middle?

  • lol wat

  • In the immortal words of Nancy Reagan. JUST SAY NO! This is your brain on drugz!

  • @luyben12 I don't like creeeckit... i love eet

  • gimme ur dealers number joaquin

  • wow this dude sux, joaquin get sum help bro seriously, think ur a great actor dude but whtever ur on gots u makin an ass outta urself

    

  • best hip-hop i've heard in the past 10 years out side of Weeze he might just be the revival of the true are of hip-hop

  • im kinda feeling this...whahahaha, great actor, this cant be for real!!!

  • his family is from florida.....i used to be the bank teller where his mama banked at. i remember once she came in asking to renew his atm card for him and this was AFTER he was all famous and stuff. i was like wtf? mama still does his banking? lol love him though...his eyes are fucking gorgeous in real life omg!!!!!!!

  • @JennelleBelle he's from Puerto Rico, I don't think he ever lived in Florida.. He's lived in California or South America all his life.

  • this is a prank.

  • the camera man is allways near him!

    dont`t you notice?

    FAKE DOCUMENTAAAAALL PEOPLEEE!!!

  • @FCKundo exactly....its being filmed by casey afleck

  • Yeah good point why is some guy filming... that does makes me think something other than a drug problem is up

  • From what I am hearing is it's simply a parody. T hat he's mocking hollywood life style, which does not surprise me. He is not your typical 'A lister'.

  • I want that 2 minutes of my life back. That was sooo bad but it was like a car crash you couldn't stop watching...Man that Rick Rubin can rap!

  • wtf sucks as hell

  • Thanks for wasting my time. This shit sucks

  • they should give him the tonight show

  • reminds me of Beck...but with more to say

  • THIS GUY is the best!!!

    really love this hip hop!!

  • He sings Johnny REALLY well, rap is not his thing, I am sorry..........he is a great actor too.

  • I don't know whether he's going through an early mid life crisis but seriously, i don't think this is good. get back to what youre good at!!

  • WHY HE HAS TO PLAY IT SAFE SO YOU CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT THE WORLD OR SOME SHT..WHETHER HE SUCKS AT RAPPIN OR NOT ITS HIS CHOOICE HE IS SET FOR IFE EITHER WAY AND i AM SURE HE WILL BE ACTING BEFORE LONG SO KEEP YOUR SKIRT ON AND RELAX THE FUCK OUT MANG..GO JOJO GOJOJO ITS YOUR D'DAY

  • does he battle?

  • Wow, the first "rapper" with a speech impedement...that's what we need right now another wigger...

  • @001draven

    hey dumbass... just because a white person likes hip hop or makes hip hop music, it obviously is no indication of a person wishing they were black.

    I don't love it, but i haven't heard the words either. and it sure as hell doesn't sound like anything else relevant in hip hop right now.

    when eminem came out i'm sure a lot of idiots like you said some ignorant wigger-related bullshit. (Not that they're in the same category at all)

    Also, 2 words: BEASTIE BOYS

  • Well if that's how he can express himself, go head Joaquin rap!

    =)

  • I think his movies gave him way too much respect for me to think he sucks at anything...I dunno...just my opininon

  • what beat is that?

  • The Cameraman at his side

    Casey Affleck taking on Documentary

    Joaquin Phoenix proclaimed as a Great actor.

    He obviously has all the criteria for you to belive in his act.

  • Just because musicians sometimes act doesn't mean that some actors have any musical talent lol. I'm thinking that music is a little more challenging than acting, Joaquin obviously doesn't have the chops, but it's fun to watch him play the clown.

  • sounds like "Batman On Drugs"

  • I see some bitches dancing to this lmao rapping is fun methed out

  • Still say this is all the most epic mockumentary in history. Just look at Casey Affleck up there. And at the end of his Letterman interview, before it went to break, you could see Joaquin stand up, take off his sunglasses and shake Letterman's hand totally normally.

  • shit, this realy shit. No like "the shit", no no just pure shit. Like a massive shit. Why? I mean, he have a god given acting talent and then he want to be a rap star.

  • 2pac.

    Eminem.

    Ice cube

    Ice t.

    To name but a few rap-acting careers that have worked. Give him a chance, we havent even heard the proper tracks yet, let alone an album. Only time will tell. Lets not follow the crowd and let the media decide whats good and whats not. I can barely near the song anyway. If youre a fan of him, you should at least have the respect to wait for his album with out crapping on him.

  • right on, hybrid. don't let the media decide what we should or shouldn't like.

  • imo its just as dumb when actors turn musicians as when musicians turn actors. rarely ... and i mean very very rarely does it work out in a positive way.

  • the only reason people are even listening to him is because he's joaquin phenix. i bet if i were to do it no one would listen. it's just about the fame

  • that's funny if i made a bunch of money doing movies i would just bust out with some crazy shit like that

  • Amazing video!

    getmovies4free(dot)tk

  • he s still made more then all u little faggets ever made hahha off doin nothin thanks for workin at 7 11 for me

  • This shit isn't even funny like he is trying to be...it's just stupid as hell an embarrassing

  • LOL I love how he does the belly dance at 0:44

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  • It like he's repeating himself over and over again. "Eat, wake up, take drugs walk around,

    eat, wake up, take drugs walk around"

    or something like that

  • @djuuwi sounds like a good day to me.

  • @djuuwi sounds like a good day to me, i mean a relaxing day. sure fucking hoes, dealing and popping some caps is fun but damn, can i take a personal day to eat, wake up, take drugs and walk around?

  • @ddunlap86 Not a"hoe" that is a garden tool. I mean you can if you want to, but a gardening tool? Or are you a tool?

  • @djuuwi Hilarious!

  • @djuuwi I dunno... I did hear something about f**king around in there once lol :P

  • well he said he was going for the 'wu tang clan' vibe as far as i know. if he seriously is thinking of becoming a rapper, he might just surprise us & be out of this world!!!

  • HAHAH Joaquin rocked that place! I'm sure hes just fine, at least hes humor is;)

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  • drug abuse is a terrible thing

  • omg can u imagine him doing a musc video?^^

  • he'd fall off the stage during the video

  • Joaquin, please stop. Your breaking my heart!! :(

  • LOL I danced to this video like twenty times, and I'm serious

  • it does have a great and catchy beat to it. sounds good! great even!

  • i do like the way this sounds. the beat and the whistling and all. it really sounds pretty dang good!

  • Sounds like a plan! Cheers!

  • Anyone know where I can find Joaquin? I want to be his bitch!

  • sadly..if you want to find him..just become a trustworthy drug dealer in his area..then maybe..you can be his bitch.

  • It's a satire he's performing to demonstrate how low "entertainment value and standards" have become in America...

  • The girls in the background dancin to it lol. His got groupies now haha!!

  • This is too comedic and ridiculus to be real.If it is real though,he probably got hooked when acting out Johnny Cash's drug addiction in Walk the Line.

  • This guy is a joke. If he is doing this to be funny....its not. He is just ruining his career and the name he made for himself. He apparently doesnt want to succeed any further than his last movie because no self respecting director would hire this guy based on this past year with all the crazy roller coaster of emotions this guy seems to be going through. So to put it simple...if it is a joke---he failed and his career is shit now

    if its not a joke----he failed and he needs help BAD!

  • he could never ruin his career. his acting is unsurpassed, you must remember this. DO YOU REALLY THINK PEOPLE WON'T SEE HIS MOVIES AFTER THIS!!!? i just hope he is not really as strung out as he seems. God bless.

  • he's making a movie of it all, showing basically how he got the whole world to believe that he was being serious about a hip-hop career. it's a giant joke on us. people who act crazy and get attention, get work. nobody gave a shit about Britney Spears until she went crazy. then suddenly all the tabloids gave a shit about her, and now she has a new album. it's all stunts, and Joaquin's stunt is a particularly hilarious social experiment. we'll all get over it eventually.

  • @Finntroll Yeah I have a feeling you might be right it's... confusing, though. The fact theres a cameraman on stage makes you wonder, huh?

  • 200% AGREE!

    Great actior, shitty singer, worthless.

  • he needs help bad :(

  • the pre-recorded music sounds good..but really..lots of people could just get up there and do that. no special talent here. i do love jp though. i hope he's not as strung out as he is "acting"

  • Joaquin's running it!

  • Joaquin Phoenix Rock'ssss((AwSome))..

  • "RISE OF THE PHOENIX!!!"

  • the song is kinda nice actually :)

  • It's not real. Don't be so serious. Just sit back and watch the hillarity about what he's going to do next. Think about. This video with the whistling. Falling off the stage. The heckler. It is an elaborate hoax and we should all be in awe. Genuis...

  • yeah but andy kauffman did all this first, i hope no one forgets......

  • I hope he has managed his investments wisely, because he's not going to make any money doing this.

  • working out the kinks man... if he puts out a cd it will be the first and only hip hop cd i buy

  • me 2!!! jp is great

  • LMFAO

    Oh my gosh this is so epic

    lmao, when the whistle part comes on I always lose it

  • if this is real, i feel bad for him, he reminds me of this kid i knew from high school, he was the kid everyone picked on, he was eextremely nerdy but he was very oblivious to it. one day he started dancing, and people were cheering him on because he sucked so much it was funny, but that kid in his own mind thought that everybody thought he was a good dancer, and he kept doing it, he never knew that they were making fun of him.atleast phoenixs rap is better than 90 percent of rappers now adays.

  • it's gotta be an acting job.. he's too much of a tallented actor. he could fool us all and it must be what he's doing. it's gotta be Andy Kaufman!!!

  • he is pulling a Kaufman. from what i've heard, this is all an act. but then again, i don't know the dude. if he's serious, he needs to get of the substances.

  • LOL

  • People are actually dancing LOL. omg those girls must be on drugs man. And Ian7570 are you kidding me...you must be smoking the same crack he is.

  • I am dancing to this right now. it sucks but its catchy.

  • Wack!!! I have to put on some Pharcyde after this disaster.

  • When's he collaborating with T-Pain?

  • Damn he needs some serious work.

  • Oh my gawd! Oh my gawd! LOL!

  • weak

  • I think he's very in touch with the suppressed rage of today's culture. I can see him becoming a rap icon in the likes of Public Enemy.

  • just wait for the album...

  • this must be a joke. he seriously must be joking. he's doing all this for publicity or something. there's no way this can be real. i refuse to believe it...

  • WACK.

  • all i hear is a beat and him going blah blah blah. cant understand a word. but i guess his shows will sell out since hes famous. it definitly wont because he can rap.

  • That's how ALL rap is. I beat and a bunch of black guys going OOGA BOOGA BOOGA

  • THis is ALL rock a bunch of white teenage kids with loing hair screaming ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • damn shame that he is ruining decent beats...why Joaquin why?

  • People, Phoenix is fuckin with you. There's no way he's taking this seriously XD !!!!!!!

  • Shits out of wack.

    Let Chaos Rule

  • I like the beat!!!

  • he sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wow he can NOT rap!!

    He's an amazing actor though!!

    I ♥ Joaquin!

  • joaquin cant rap but amazing actor and super hottie !! i agree with u

  • this video is at least worth the two silhoette chicks in the front. he probably, like, totally scored with them. joaquin is cool. hehheheh

  • what the hell...this has to be a joke and what is up wit his dancing... at 0:25 he smack his hips. WTF!!!

  • makes me sad...sigh... i love him, hes got some whacked out matisyahu look singing like will smith when he first started out... come back to us JP

  • he should win an oscar for this role as the worlds worst rapper/drug fucked wash-up...

  • hahahahahahahahahaha WTF

  • he is so cool.i hope this whole rap career works out.better rapper than an actor anyways.

  • he is so cool? WTF are u talkin about....

  • He was awesome in Walk the Line. It is really sad to see what is happening to him.

  • I just think that it's odd for a guy with a huge amount of talent in one part of his life, which he obviously was devoted to, to change his life into something that he's really not even talented at.

    I understand doing your own thing, but he seems like he is struggling with a drug problem.

    I just want to know what point he is trying to prove. You have to make music that people will want to listen to if you want to be heard.

  • the absolute best rap i have ever heard. This will be the first album that i buy at least 3 copies. I cant believe how pure and emotional he is. Finally someone who really understands rap music. THANK YOU Joaquin Phoenix! you are amazing and never stop being who you really are. I loved your past but I am very excited about your future we should hang sometime. I produce my own music too.

  • One word: GENIUS

  • I understood every word :D

  • Dude your white.

  • complete garbage...fake or for real,this dude is fukn whaaaak....

  • my vote for best harelip white rapper is Shamrock the world aint big enough for 2 harelipped white mceez

  • hahahaha JP my fucking hero

  • this guy is an amazing being, [he] like anyone in the wrold desire new and better things, the diffrence between us and him, is that he had made great heights in life, maybe he feeling the pain of going through so much, or maybe he's all around misunderstood, because others are not yet free from the social bullshit that we say hold us together, at least he has the balls to do whatever it is that he wants and the money to back it up!

  • i want his music ... how can i get his songs!?!

  • love the whistling solo

  • this is the best rapping ever, known to man. it has changed my life and is such high quality. he knows all about rap culture

  • He's better than Mos Def live... he was GARBAGE! I walked away when he was on at Rock the Bells

  • Dude, Sin City! Why is everybody just standing there....no movement, no dancing, nothing?? except the two hotties in the back. Lame crowd...who cares whos on stage...act like you can dance!

  • LOL JP lost his mind!

  • he's alot better than fuckin lil wayne live haha

  • lol

  • I'mma agree wit dat!

  • Titties on the wall behind him!!!!!

  • his flow is kinda nice

  • sorry about your brother, river phoenix...

  • Im pretty sure his mind is gone for good

  • Was it ever there, lehmann540?

  • Oh, my god I had to see to believe it! Please stick with the acting! I mean who strangled in the cat! That is the worst fucking rap Ive heard and I dont even like rap music, I like classical. But that is bad, have some dignity, Joaquin Phoenix, please get the fuck off the sage youre a laughing stock.

  • This shit is gangsta!! lol

  • He is really a great actor, but is that really Rick Astley there? no really look close! Ahhahahahha!!!

  • uhhh..........never mind.

  • What's really scary is the dumb bitches actually dancing to it.

  • They are probably high and would dance to anything!!

  • I didn't know amish people could rap.

  • There Is More To Emceeing Than Jumping On Stage Like An Idiot, And Muttering Words. Great Actor But Not Rapping. This Actor Is out of his Element.

  • It's a joke dude. His brother-in-law is filming a mocumentary of his life.

  • dude sucks. flat out.

  • Hes in preperation to play Rick Rubin in a movie.

  • swing away meryl lol

  • dcepticon5 must be a nigger

  • his flow is really.... chunky.

  • joaquin got some bars. the game aint ready for this shit lmao!

  • Train wreck. He'll be back in Hollywood by year's end.

  • so, is he gonna be a rapper? can't wait

  • haha whats good with his moves

  • white guy + rap = comedy

  • eminem is comedy too?