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  • wimper wimper cry cry

  • Poor Sam....

  • This is indeed Hawk-Ward, but we need Dawk-Ward videos too, so post some of Richard Dawkins.

  • *cough* Master Chief, or Microsoft Sam, is not Hawking.

  • microsoft sam not stephen hawking

  • "THE HISTORY OF TIME - From Big Bang to Black Hole" is the best scientific interpretation of AL QUR'AN, and also a "genuine bridgestone" for comprehensive study of Theology. Surprise, it is a miracle and blessing in disguise as well? So, it should be very wise for Muslim scholars to verify my discovery.

    NeoSUFI visionary strategic thinking.

  • that was'nt even him!!

  • lol

  • This is funny. Nothing abusive about it at all. I bet Stephen would think its funny. So take a break and harrass the comments on that multiple personality Chris turkey.

  • yo take this shit down this aint funny

  • then why mock him you selfish cunt

  • Stephen hawking is my idol :)

  • Lame but Stephen Hawking probably would laugh at himself.

  • Microsoft Sam would be proud.

  • yakitome(DOT) com congrats u retard

  • This isnt real... jesus

    Its a program on windows...

  • @MadAboutAltonTowers im pretty sure EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT :P

  • This isnt real... jesus

  • there are 10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 Particles in the universe that we can observe, yo mama took the ugly ones an put them into on nerd.

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!

  • Learn some respect kiddo!

  • Stephan Hawking is one of the smartes people in the world, and your making fun of him for a disability that could of shortened his life and took him away from his family members and his kids, i hope you get run over by a car and lucifer fucks you up the ass in hell for eternity

  • Ummm, that was Hawk-Ward.

  • @TheDevilSkatesLakai there are 10,0000,0000,0000,0000 0000 0000 particals in the univerce that we can observe your mama took the ugly ones and put em into 1 nerd

  • mastur cheef?

  • @1lovgren Where was Arbitur? Arby and the Cheif FTW!

  • OH wow some silly cunt has found 'Text to Spech" ur a sad cunt makeing fun of a wheel chair tell u what i bet u wont say it to steven's face fucking sick cunt

  • This is the internet. NO-ONE IS IMMUNE TO TEH LULZ.

  • Guys at no point does this insult his disability. He's famous, people are gonna make jokes... Thats what happens when people get noticed. If the video directly insulted his disability I would have a problem with it, but as it happens, it doesn't so shut the fuck up and don't get on your moral high horse about a silly parody. Fucking hell...

  • @smithitt Yea , you might be right , but for it to be a parody....it has to at least try to be funny , and this doesn`t fit the pattern....anyway, this is a kid that is a fan of britney for some reason , so i don`t expect him to understand what Hawking`s role in this world is ...so he could get the stupidity defense !

  • @VictorConecini If you have seen the Chris Crocker "Leave Britney alone" video. Then you would understand why its a parody :L Its actually quite funny. But it would be funny if anyone who isn't related to gossip said it, for example (Patrick Stewart) lol.

  • lol microsoft sam

  • What a shitty video.

    Not only is it stupid, but it also mocks one of the most brilliant geniuses of our time.

    Show some respect you prick.

  • LOLOLOLOLOL thats m4st3r ch13f!

  • hahaha, learn how to laugh guys, if Stephen hawkings couldn't laugh at himself, he isn't much of a human anyways.

  • Everyone who sees this, DISLIKE THIS VIDEO

    This guy is so awesome. Hes number one smartest man since einstein. Stop dissing on him. Can i get a thumbs up to notify people?

  • I Believe in God but, I respect this man. He is a complete and utter genius. How dare you insult him with this idiotic behavior? He's like- he is- the Chuck Norris of science.

  • Dude, You're so wrong!! What if you were crippled or had a disease and people would make videos about you. Anyways he's 10 times the man you'll ever be. Go get a life and stop making fun of crippled people.

  • Omg... Stephen Hawing is the greatest mind these days and you make fun of him?

    go eat shi dickhole.

  • MASTER CHIEF! :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

  • On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

  • Really.. Microsoft Sam.. You fucking Queer..

  • lol thats fake

    

  • He's far from the most brilliant minds of our age.....

  • This isn't funny? Making fun of Muhammad in the same way seems to make people laugh, since the ratings on those videos are much more favorable.

    I laugh both at this video and the Muhammad once. Get over it you Atheist freaks.

  • Microsoft Sam!

  • wtf u sad bastard u shudn tke the mic out of stephen hawkins he is a brilliant person so piss of u heart less cunt

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  • that isn't even hawking's voice

    

  • MASTER CHIEF!

  • I'd love to kick the dude's ass who made this video. Obviously the opposite of Hawking's intelligence.

  • some people think stephen hawkings isnt smart because he is disabled but im 99.9% sure he is smarter than everyone that has watched this vid

  • @SuperFablefreak what are you talking about? nobody thinks STEPHEN HAWKINGS isn't smart!

  • @giteausuperstar alot of people at my school thinks is mentally retarded and they arent trying to be mean about it they seriously think he isjust because he is disabled

  • @SuperFablefreak

    your school is the one with the mental retards

  • @mdwarrior27 i know this

  • its Microsoft Sam and i rly agree whit gamerman001 hes fcking genius

  • This isn't actually steven hawking. Theres this thing called Kurzweil (i think thats how its spelt), and you can play this voice. Also, compare this voice to all the other vids. sound alike? Nope.

  • @Melchildd ohh really Sherlock.

  • @Melchildd no. it's microsoft sam.

  • Hawking's denies God...Because Mr.Hawkings do not belong to God.

  • Hahaha fuck hawking its only a joke you mother fucking assholes!!!!

  • @jackmehoff125 Fuck Hawking? You are weak.

  • I respect Hawking a lot but the ending made me lol a lot

  • what else has he to do sat there all day long, how fuck fuck is he great some cripple who has nothing to do BUT think!!

  • @soya360 You are a turd and a half...

    the reason why he is great is because he DOES have time to think REGARDLESS of his disability (a disability that should have killed him already according to medical experts)..the fact that he not only survived to this age but was able to solve some of the most complicated problems in physics MAKES him great. Soya360 your existence in life is an epic fail.

  • @mdwarrior27 lol well he wont need loo roll while your around pull your tounge out of his arsehole..

  • Stephen is a great man he has come a long way and he deserves some respect. people jeez hes very brave

    

  • stephen hawking is one of the most brilliant minds of our age... people need to learn to see past his disability. this isnt funny.

  • @gamerman001 this is hilarious fuck hawking. and you are a gay faggot crybaby.

  • @jackmehoff125 no... ive just got a heart unlike a lot of people.

  • @gamerman001 yes it is :)

  • @gamerman001 dude Stephen Hawking is a brilliant mind but One man cant change the world it has to be all people on this earth willing to do something.

  • @gamerman001 actually he is now the most well known scientist :) only can a person, who is physically handicapped which can do nothing more then to think about his curiosities all the time can accomplish so much with so little.

  • @MojaveOutlander thank you... at least someone isnt being a dick.

  • @gamerman001 Your the one not looking past his disability.... I mean your sayin this video isn't funny because Stephen Hawkings is disabled... I would rather people have stuff like this up rather than giving people special treatment just because they have a problem.

  • @detective106 im not giving him special treatment. you can laugh if you want to. im just saying try and put yourself in his situation. your a toatal genious... youve got ideas that can change the world and no one takes you seriously because you are disabled. im actually very into science and space. he has some very good theories. everyone is entitled to their opinion. you and me both. i respect that.

  • @gamerman001 I agree

  • @gamerman001 no its funny as hell

  • @gamerman001 laughing at it is the only way to get "past" it

  • @gamerman001 i didn't think it was stupid. I thought that he was awesome because with his disabilities, he was still studying! :D

  • @gamerman001 He's not brilliant, he says there's no God because he thinks he's God and knows it all...fuck him

  • @modestoca25 WHAT!! You wouldn't make a good pimple on Steven Hawking's ASS!! LMGDAO!!!

  • @modestoca25 um no good sir. you are just an angry christian. almost everything in science has undergone rigerious testing in the scientific method to give real explainations some of mankinds most deepest questions about the unknown. if religeion was proven as a fact it wouldnt be in a bible it would be in your science book in school. religeion is just a hypothesis. he never once said he was god btw. but he is a living legend.

  • @gamerman001 It's fun, but i still respect Stephen Hawkings.

  • Hawkings is the the voice actor Of Master Chief in......(for you to kn0w)

  • Guys we all need to be able to take a joke....lol

  • You need to respect such a genius, and why spam Youtube with this? We don't need to mock our own race, we need to make a change before we destroy ourselves. Where is our solution? I guess we don't have one because we're too busy dissing geniuses. Please just stop

  • This is completely rude! People are suffering, Stephen Hawking himself is suffering, and you are mocking them! You need to take things seriously!

  • MASTER CHEIF!!

  • thats not kool the man is a logical master mind let him be

  • this is from arby and the cheif

  • @partypoisen umm.. no.. its from microsoft sam.,.. thats what arby and the chief use

  • my roflcopter goes gosgsososgosgos

  • Jeez...lighten up people. Nobody disrespects Hawking's accomplishments. It's a joke. You're probably the same people who made fun of Palin's daughter being overweight.

  • what a disgusting human being you are for uploading this insult to Stephen hawkings

  • hmm, that was ''Hawk-ward''

  • I wish they would make a Stephen Hawkings song remix of " What what in the butt "

  • Thumbs up for the Hawk!!

  • there are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000­,000,000 particles in the universe that we can observe your momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd:) thats the only reason i know about stephen hawking

  • @CatalysticPictures you arse crack,without him, modern tech wouldnt be around. And he knows chuck norris.

  • @CatalysticPictures you seriously didnt know stephen hawkings before epic rap battles of history? you do know hes the worlds smartest man right, not a rapper, because at this point it wouldnt suprise me

  • @snakebite784 lol i knew he was the smartest man on the earth but i didnt know he was like in a wheel chair and stuff

  • wow...what people can relate to microsoft sam thes-OMG ROFL COPTER SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

  • His name is "Hawking," not "Hawkings."

    At least get that part right.

  • wow that wasn't even funny

  • the funny thing is not about this video but he is the smartest man alive currently

  • hahaha its funny cus stephen hawking is smarter than alot of people in our community but people is making fun of his condition LOL (i know he isnt making fun of his condition, still its pretty fcked up)

  • @theslayter01 this entire comment contradicts itself in multiple ways

    

  • hahahaha..,..

  • That is so mean..... :P

  • This is hilarious! "... SOB SOB SOB WHIMPER CRY CRY!" - genius

  • meant 5 seconds -.-

  • @sylvan0707 shut the fuck up pussy. this is the internet faggot. get used to it.

    Anyway. i luled after 5 minutes xD

  • lol

  • this is microsoft sam LOL

  • mahahahahahaha

    

  • he's missed a ' its meant to be stephen hawking's response. Are you all idiots? its possesive. It's supposedly his response...learn your grammar.

  • @0anime0fever0

    'Its' is possessive. 'It's' is 'it is.' Watch yourself.

  • @SculptedThoughts

    Touché and fair play

  • Stephen Hawking

  • His name is Stephen Hawking not Hawkings. It's a shame that you don't know that...

  • @bunniesandpirates ***Hawking's. Better, you first class grammar Nazi.

  • whats stephen hawkings favorite food? SHOULDER!

  • @SuperNateclark Now that one was nasty. Shame on ya!

  • @SuperNateclark That's so bad.

  • @SculptedThoughts i know XD

  • MICROSOFT SAM epic :)

  • ill break your wheelchair old man

  • What the fuck!! I'm fucking smoking pot and watching this and i'm like "WTF!!" this is all very weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Stupid mad people

  • fine you can make fun of this guy, but then again you will never be one of the cleverest people ever. oh btw this is shit

  • @Richificationism id rather be in good health and be able to have children then be a sack of shit disabled mother fucking cock sucking faggot ass nigga bastard like Stephen Hawking, FUCK U SH.

  • I is holier than Stephen King. Trololololololllololol

  • LEAVE DREW PICKLES ALONE!

  • 731 people agrees with me

  • LEAVE MICROSOFT SAM ALONE!!!

  • LEAVE PHYSICS ALONE!!! *sobs*

  • SOB SOB SOB WHIMPER CRY CRY CRY LOL

  • that's sam microsoft, lol.

  • Ya make fun of the cripple ;/

  • grow the fuck up

  • oh shit

    im going to slap the rusted mouth of of bender!!! shiiiit

  • Lol

  • dear god i havent even watched the video yet and its funny as hell

  • funny ROFL

  • you sorry sacks of flea infested monkey droppings

    HAH

  • harder better faster stronger!

  • Its da cheif!

  • Why does Stephen Haking have a robot voice?

  • @SketchyMaster777 Are you serious? Because hes disabled and can't move or talk. So he types out on a machine that processes and speaks the words for him.

  • @BeckiTv

    He doesn't even type, the machine follows his eyes to make syllables. But he has a great sense of humor and I doubt if he is offended at all by any of the many parodies of him. He's an extremely successful man, he's done more, achieved more, and lived more than almost anyone on the planet! He may have a body that doesn't work well, but it hasn't kept him from living life to it's fullest.

  • @wrjamescom Even with all his success and fame and IQ, he's still lacking in the common sense department.

  • @SketchyMaster777

    His vocal cords were removed many years ago to make breathing easier.

  • LMAO i hate freemasons

  • hahahaha greeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt­ttttt

  • ...!قل قسم!...

  • this isnt funny you retards!

  • where can i download this voice

  • @atomicdeath1000 This is the sound of Microsoft Sam....but there is also a program for the visually impaired called "JAWS" that is a computer text reader with the same tone to the simulated voice heard here.

  • @atomicdeath1000 go to vozme.com

  • microsoft sam

  • "Sob, Sob, Sob, Whimper, Cry,Cry..."

  • I know this is for the sake of comedy, but Stephen Hawkings is one of the greatest minds of our time, and for him to be talking about something this pointless, it's disrespectful.

  • how dare YOU make fun of mc hawkings

  • So wrong. but i had to laugh

  • such a jerk is the person who had made that stupid video...

  • hahaha! whimper whimper sob sob

  • This man deserves respect, not some wanker imitating his computerized voice.

  • @sylvan0707 I agree, this man can figure out the universe without moving anything and this is what he gets.

  • @sylvan0707 Respect for WHAT?

  • @cigolone1 Smartest man in the world maybe.. idk who am I to say what people should be respected for :3

  • @sylvan0707 the man has become a meem, as entertaining as it is [not this video, but in general] it really isnt right

  • lol that does not even sound like Stephen Hawkings ' computerized voice lol