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  • the brother is right he speaking real talk black women always getting mad about something they even mad at god,they would curse at Jesus Christ if he walked the earth i really think the majority of black are put on earth to play the role of a evil women just look in to the biblical day's of old and do the mathematics,and you will come to that conclusion,it is only a very small amount of real sister's out there but they hard too find.time to go foreign women.the only solution is too travel..

  • Michelle proven him right, she just can't keep herself quite, if she not dancing, she doing push ups, she always wearing low cut tops, sometimes I wonder if she thinks her husband is Will Smith, she is a disgrace.

  • black women are loud and obnoxious and uncivilized, and usually ugly and fat.

  • @burchison yes they are but you left out some more please let me finish it,they have too many kids by multiple men,they not wife material,they living in delusion,they self entitled,they they do not believe in saving there virginity,they whores,they swallow cum,they too fake,meaning fake hair,fake nail's they wear too much damn make up,they waist too much money on hair weave's,and they too materialistic,they have no substance,they not spiritual,they not supportive on good idea's,they don't cook.

  • im suprised no one had murdered this man he has alotta balls to get on stage and say anything

  • @MATT111MARTIN shut the fuck up

  • @ganzocribo who the fuck is you!!pussy ass little boy!!yeah i said it pussy ass little boy!!

  • @MATT111MARTIN LOL 

  • Black women have loose snatches. When you insert your penis into them you feel like a lone man in the grand canyon. And their pussy lips are discoloured and have bumps. It doesn't look pretty.

  • @2cool4uification LMFAO LOL

  • funny but not true!

  • Yep Michelle proved him wrong!!!!!

  • @Babydol56 why is everyone repeating that crap. it's just comedy. Are all black women the way he describes them? NO! Is barack @ a disadvantage with michelle?..NO! Chris said it..He says alot of things, that are clearly meant to be insultive. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen. The man said a few things about black women & it's heresy to these women's ears. My advise to all you dumb-ass bitches. Go watch "Oprah", if you want to feel good & LEAVE THE MAN ALONE

  • But it's not true for every Black woman.

  • @82BlackPower yes it is!!!

  • @MrHighlyeducated First thing you should do is change your username.

  • @82BlackPower Black American women have fallen off, you can say whatever you want. You see the videos bashing these women I mean its completely obvious. I call it the "Ugly Truth" sad to say...oh well on to the next beautiful Ethiopiam, eritrean, African born women!!!

  • @MrHighlyeducated To each his own Brotha.

  • @MrHighlyeducated yes you right i saw your comment they fell off many years ago,the percentage was just not that high,but the whole thing is that all this is told in the bible that they would turn against good men just look into history all those men was taken down buy women,Adam, Samson,king solomon,all were mighty black men.the good men will better off traveling abroad,foreign women are not perfect but they far from these american western vampires.that suck of men spiritually and physically.

  • To say i'm in denial is to imply I agree with Rock,or you,which if you read my previous comment, I don't.And if what he said was true,where has it been reported that Michelle Obama said any of the ignorant shit he said in this video clip? and one of the stupidest things people say is "I see Black women doing what he said all the time" which is what you said,you have never been around every Black woman on the face of this planet,it may be true for the one's you claim to have seen doing this

  • I know he's a comedian,but all he really did here was perpetuate the stereotypes about Black women.

  • @82BlackPower A stereotype is something thats not true. Hell I see black women doing exactly what he is saying 24/7. Its the truth

  • @Amrekaten It's YOUR truth.

  • @82BlackPower and YOUR denial

  • so true

  • Hey guys!

    I just put up a video up about being a woman! If u could quickly watch it and leave comments, thanks! :)

  • "No, WE President!" LMAO!!

  • it's okay to laugh.

    these.are.jokes.

    

  • MUHAHAHAHAH this guy is tha shit!!!

  • Seems to me that if a Black woman is offended by what Chris said then chances are that she's the type of Black woman whom these jokes apply to.

  • feminism 

  • I have to give props to Michelle-she proved him wrong big time!

  • @contressa40ish yes...she did!!!

  • @contressa40ish Michell shouldnt have to prove him wrong. Chris Rock is a bitch ass white whipped negroe. He should be ashamed of himself saying such things. And he's not described one black woman with this "comedy act" he's actually described most of the white first ladies, this description sounds more like Hillary Clinton to me. Chris Rock is a bitch and his film "Good Hair" made him look even more white washed. He should have called the film "Good Weave" cuz thats all he talked about.

  • This Chris always tells the deeper truth in his jokes.

  • What he said about white women. did we forget about Hillary Clinton.

  • Funny - LOL . I feel his love for blk women. He is a comedian.

  • @cgiwattgrrl99 BM try so hard to make bw undesirable. Just look at how they degrade bw publicly.

  • @Mary2020VA i dont think hes trying to degrade black women i just think hes saying that black women cant play both roles you cant be the quarterback and the receiver you cant have the dick and the pussy if you wanna have the dick go get a woman who wants to be the pussy if you wanna be the pussy keep the dick

  • for shame, for shame.

  • Gotcha!

  • lmao

  • chickypoo chickypoo

  • what he should have said was,not a black woman,but "a typical" black woman....

  • @onlyjoetee I agree,most black women dont fit the sterotype.I notice he still married to his black wife!

  • @jordan484 actually in my own experiece,most black women are exactly like he said...stereotypes dont just come from nowhere,they are based od some truth,thats why the cause so much offense..i would still have used the word typical..

  • @onlyjoetee So.... are most black men like the stereotypes that they've been labeled as, for hundreds of years?

  • @Lashid4u all stereotyes are based on some form of general truth...all of em,both good and bad..they dont just come from nowhere do they????

  • @onlyjoetee Yes, I know this, and I was able to laugh at some of this, in the beginning, cuz I know about the "controlling" black woman ..lol ..Bernic mac made jokes VERY similar to this (but I was in no way offended) ...however, w/ Chris, I saw bitterness seep in, as if he was, purposely, trying to piss off bw, as if his wife upset him, or some shit ...that's why he kept feeling the need to say "YEAH, I SAID IT!" ..He know that he was being insulting (not just comedic)

  • @jordan484 ..and what's even more interesting is that everything he said about a black first lady, actually, applies to Hillary (NOT Michelle)..lol

  • only black ppl can joke about black ppl... other way...its racism -.-

  • @luisjosp5 its like,only you can say some foul shit about your mother..if i said it....wrong move...its the same thing

  • It's funny you stupid muthafucker!!!

  • And this is supposed to be funny?

  • 0:37 Suit & tie

    0:38 Leather jacket

  • @Dominator150395 I noticed that too..........some good editing

  • @Dominator150395 because it was filmed at different locations and then put together in the editing room.

  • @Dominator150395 If you had to do standup in Harlem you wouldn't wear a suit neither.

  • Reason #1 why i stopped thinking chris rock was funny

  • @JaneeAlbertaJohnson Come on black girl! You know it's true! I'm a white girl who was raised by a white family in a country with little black population...but I moved to the USA a few years ago and I have black friends and this is SO true! I see it specially in older generations like their parents..! I'm a white girl...I should feel offended too because he say's we stupid and submissive but it's not the point...he's just joking and this thing bothers you only because it's true.

  • @TheRaspberryHoney If this is SO true, then ...HOW COME everything he described about a black first lady made me think of Billary?

  • @Lashid4u Because Hilary Clinton is black at heart <3! I'm SURE Mss Obama must be something like that too only that she's smart enough not to do it in public....relax, stereotypes exist because they're based on something that is true but taken to a ridiculous extreme. I'm white and I have to deal with my own stereotypes...I'm european so they're different from the ones in america but still..

  • @TheRaspberryHoney yeah ..of course ...she's internally black ...cuz only black women could be such controlling bitches ...ha, ha...*rolleyes*

  • @Lashid4u Don't be offended, it's just a joke! Stereotypes about white blonde girls like me are a lot worse...I would chose to be seen as a hot tempered, snapping and a bit controlling bitch over the average stupid bimbo stereotype any day :). Besides, stereotypes are based on truths but taken to the extremes...and like I said this seems to happen with older generations...I have a friend whose mother is a lot like the stereotype Chris describes.

  • @Lashid4u Im from spain and the stereotypes about spaniards are worst than this one...all he's saying is that black women stand for themselves...and that while doing it they come out a bit bitchy and they're hot tempered but even if he thinks all that he's still married to a black woman ;)

  • @Lashid4u Exactly, Hillary Clinton comes to mind.

  • @Lashid4u lol tooo... true.

  • @Lashid4u

    There are always exceptions...

  • BLACK WOMAN NO COMEDY

  • Can someone tell me what the title of this show or gig is called?

  • To be honest most blacks only date blacks anyway . just like most chinese people date chinese . most whites date whites . etc ive never date outside my race and never will . don't let the media fool you / i think the problem is that the black "community" with regards to men often have more self haters . that will say and do stupid things like "i only date white women"

  • @positiveblackman1 Some people are attracted to certain things like if a guy loves blue eyes he will most likely feel attracted to white girls because blue eyes are not the common in other races..but it's not a rule for attraction to be linked to race and I don't think most people think "I will never date outside my race". I'm white (blonde hair, green eyes and all) but I've dated outside my race quite a lot and besides dark hair (which can be found in any race) I don't really have a preference.

  • Chris Rock is a genius for how funny his jokes are, but what's most intriguin about his material is that HE'S DOIN NOTHIN BUT TELLIN THE TRUTH. It is so much truth to what he says, not just in this 3-minute segment, but in general. Chris Rock is one of the greatest no doubt.

  • this shit wasnt funny...not at all

  • @cgiwattgrrl99 THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING MY POINT OF VIEW

  • You are so wrong, Chris! LOL!!

  • how come no one ever mentioned how chris rock sounds exactly like jj from good times, if only he had dave chapelles face

  • BULLSHIT YOU BLACK MEN ARE THE ONES WHO ARE FUCKED UP.. A BLACK MAN WILL GET A GOOD BLACK WOMEN AND MESS HER UP..THE PROBLEM WITH BLACK MEN ARE LIKE MOST PEOPLE WHO ARE IN DENIAL, PEOPLE IN DENIAL WILL TELL YOU ABOUT HOW MUCH SOMEONE ELSE HAS A PROBLEM JUST TO KEEP THE ATTENTION OFF OF THEM BECAUSE IN REALITY THEY ARE "THE MAIN SOURCE" OF THE PROBLEM.. IT IS LIKE A INDIRECT BLIND FOLDING METHOD..THEY KNOW THEIR NOT RIGHT BUT THEY DO NOT WANT OTHER RACES TO HAVE THEM.THE METHOD IS CALLED SLANDER

  • @withlove7272 BW have been blaming BM for the problems in the community for the past 30 years,but failing to realize your problems,of choosing the worst of your men to have kids with your young,then blaming the good BM that you ignored,now that your old and bitter,Time is running out fo BW B.S.,either get your stuff together or be reduce to loneliness,exploitation,and suffering for the rest of your lives!!!

  • @GTR1nissanLOOK I RESPECT YOU FOR TAKING UP THE BROTHA'S BUT THAT DO NOT CHANGE THE FACT AND REALITY IS THAT YOU GUY'S ARE CONDITIONED ASSHOLES AND ARE FUCKED UP.. WHEN YOU WERE SLAVE'S THE MASTER COULD OPENLY RAPE YOUR BLACK WOMEN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SACRIFICED YOUR LIFE AND FOUGHT BACK TO PROTECT HER BACK THEN BUT YOU DIDN'T..YOU WERE PATHETIC THEN AND YOU ARE PATHETIC NOW...YOU GUY'S USED TO GET HUNG AND KILLED IF YOU WERE CAUGHT MESSING WITH WHITE WOMEN.GUESS YOUR MAKING UP FOR OLD TIMES SAKE

  • @withlove7272 Your talking about some stuff from 400YEARS AGO,that neither you or me was there to experience,BM fought and died,protecting BW,The same BM your calling pathetic,fought and lost their lives just so your ungrateful ass could be free.You disloyal white washed BITCH ASS MAMMY how dare you,during slavery there were many BW that went with WM willing,to receive power over the BM,and still are,you white worshipping BW have been warned,get it together or suffer with white massa!!!

  • @GTR1nissan HEY SHUT UP YOU SOUND LIKE WHINING FAGGOT

  • @withlove7272 You sound like a bitter old white worshipping MAMMY

  • @GTR1nissan HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH YOU POOR THING, STICK A DICK IN IT AND YOU'LL BE JUST FINE...IS YOUR MOUTH WATERING OR ASSHOLE THROBBING...GET AN ICE CUBE FOR NOW UNTIL YOUR BOYFRIEND COMES HOME

  • @withlove7272 Hey mommy,I seen your video,you look the type that can suck a dick pretty good

  • @GTR1nissan YOU KNOW WHAT, I JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO SUCK A MEAN DICK, BUT ""YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT"""

  • @donaldavenue You do realise he is joking? Oh, and his wife of nearly 15 years and the mother of his children is black?

  • black women need to stop spending all the money on cosmetics for hair and face instead go to the gym eat healthier and get educated

  • @LoggyWD we like are self just the way we are and what ever race men we went love us just the way we are if u dont find us cute the way we are that fine plenty men does no need to but black women down .

  • @LoggyWD

    Sweetie, get educated? we out do black men in colleges so what exactly are you talking about or did you get lost somewhere? in the UK too there was an article written that the black girls got the highest test results especially the ones from africa. LMAO...you need to get educated sweetie

  • @LoggyWD Honey we still need cosmestics. We still need hair and face, too!

  • @LoggyWD Good point, it is worth the sacrifice.

  • @donaldavenue lol lmao u said i have a 3.5 GPS in film school lol you said GPS lmao "turn right "lmao its GPA

  • he aint jokeing and yall blackmen no it

  • @JODYJOE

    Lol but obama isnt even black, so the black female still goes in with the half white man but no black man in sight.

  • 2:14 Is it just me or did Chris Rock do a women voice a little too good?

  • Guys, ladies - Chris Rock is just joking around and of course his style is raw and non-apologetic. But what he says on stage is not really reflective of his own life, from what I can tell. You don't see him out on the scene with a white woman, in his arms. He's married to a black woman, and they have kids. True there are guys out there who don't want anything to do with women of their background, but really.. from what I gather, that's not Chris Rock at all.

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  • ROFL, actually before we get money..

  • @donaldavenue And what exactly do you think white people think of you? Nigger.

  • @cgiwattgrrl99 Bitch fuck you,i don't give a fuck about what cavemen and cave bitches do.

  • ion't-give-a FOUK

  • i said it... god bless you chris. i never tire of your humor!!xxx

  • How is ANYBODY gonna be Hateful, Bash and be Harsh to an ENTIRE group of people because they are mad or had bad experiences with 1 or a couple?

  • im a black girl and i thought this was funny because im not like that but i know some who are lol. racist people can troll all they want, it doesnt affect me because im not stereotypical, im an individual. people say "black people" as if we are all one mind. a majority acts a certain way, doesnt mean we all act that way.

  • @intermediary1

    I don't understand, what do you find offensive? The fact that I love everyone, the fact that I am happy to be an African woman, or the fact that I was attcaked. If I've said anything that is hurtful to you in anyway, I'm sorry. I live in this skin, why should I continually have to apologise for it. There are rapists, murderers and monsters of every hue, they deserve such scorn and ridicule. And those who try to make a way shouldn't feel less. For any reason.

  • @donaldavenue

    much neauty. White men have written books and made movies expounding on just how ugly i am, they write comments her on this site. Yet white men slow down their cars to get a better look at me, offer to buy me drinks and a couple have proposed to me. I've been hurt by people,I have hurt people. I'm so sorry for ur pain, goodness knows your movie might get made because as you see so many people love to hate us.But for ur sake, please, lance the boil. Heal.Its the only way you win.x

  • @donaldavenue

    A black woman ruined your childhood. I was not there. I was in Africa. Surrounded by beautiful,strong women who taught me the power of walking through life with my eyes wide open.To take the lessons taught me and use them to empower, not demean an entire group of people because I carry anger at 1. A white man attacked me because my skin is brown, should I therefore expect similar treatment from all of them?Should I hate the sight of them? That would weaken me, & I would miss so

  • "we cant both hike!"

    "i dont giva fuck!"

    lmfao!!!

  • Rock is hilariously funny... hehe

  • Chris Rock is funny! If people take offence its cuz his jokes are usually too close to the truth. Remember he's just jokin people

  • All y'all some racist punks I bet y'all wouldn't say it to chris Rocks face or any African Amaricans face

  • @cgiwattgrrl99

    You're not the only one who thinks Chris Rock is a sorry sack of shit.

  • @sweetuth99 U assume I'm an idiot, but apparently U can't even calculate numbers correctly. U obviously have no idea how young I am, so U feel obligated2make things up. Everything U said is completely wrong, & once again, u REALLY have NO IDEA what my ethnicity is or how young I am. I've dealt with adults like U b4 who R also old enough 2 B my parents, who were probably running around in the 1990's still wreaking havoc B4 I was even born! I've learned it's imperative2B assertive w/child abusers!

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  • Love it!!! these are jokes people

  • @sweetuth99

    stop calling people feminists if you can't win the argument

  • @sweetuth99 WOW, you're 34 years OLD! You're old enough to be my parent! I saw that all you have is negative comments on your page from various people. Is that all you do all day at your age? GET A JOB YOU RAGGEDY BITCH!

  • @sweetuth99 Bitch, you have no valid proof of my ethnicity whatsoever! That shows how ignorant you are, making false accusations on someone just from reading two sentences. That's why the heading is titled 'CROCK about black women'. Because it's a bunch of poppy cock. You're probably just upset about the chiclet teeth comment sweetuth. I hope by 99 you don't mean 1999. I am VERY young, I don't feel like arguing with people twice my age. GET A LIFE, you RACIST, BIASED LOSER!

  • That's such a profoundly ignorant stereotype! Chris rock can sometimes be a really big idiot, somebody needs to knock his big ass chiclet teeth out!

  • @art1st818

    ...with a copy of 'the female eunuch"

  • @LaPlumeDeMaTante1 I'm sleepy right now, what's that supposed to mean?

  • @art1st818

    Surely googling it is much less of an effort than sending a reply, even when you're sleepy?

    "the female eunuch" is classic feminist literature. I thought it would be ironic to use that to knock his teeth out.

  • @LaPlumeDeMaTante1 Yes, that's how I personally am when I'm sleepy, I'm not legally old enough to drink, but I'm guessing I'd probably be better off intoxicated, at least then I'd most likely just become unconscious. I'll be in a completely comatose state, & then realize it's 2 a.m. & I won't realize that I've fallen asleep until I wake up. I'll began2type the beginning of a word or sentence, pass out4approximately half an hour or so, then wake up with a start, & then commence on completing it.

  • @SanguineBullet667 That's impossible because you haven't actually SEEN ALL of the African American women on earth, you ignoramus!

  • @art1st818

    you mean in america?? right. because your not african-american if your not in america?.

  • black americans are an embarrassment to the entire black race. you'd never see a black man from the islands or africa doing this, even if their preference was white women, they wouldn't publically denigrate black women.

  • @xhappyrainbow

    How does he denigrate black women? He even says "a black woman could be president with no problem".

    He denigrates white women in this video.

  • GO TO HELL CHRIS. OUR FIRST LADY IS DOING JUST FINE!!!

  • @nitabug36

    He says black girls can't play second fiddle to their husband as if that's an insult.

    The only insult he made was that white girls CAN. He makes us look as if we're obedient, submissive idiots.

  • @MissPompousTwat

    Well that goes two ways, accordying to which way you think about it.

    1) you're obedient, submissive idiots

    2) you're cooperative in advancing a common interest where you place others interest above your own

    In the same way, what he said about black girls can be thought in two ways

    1) They are self-conscious, assured and proud

    2) They are snotty self serving dipshits who take more than they contribute as a matter of course.

    Not all things are clear cut =)

  • @52111centrumcz

    "advancing a common interest where you place others interest above your own"

    Isn't that what they told 1950's housewives to stop them from pursuing a career of their own?

    No woman should be advised to live her life through that of her husband's.

    Not in this day and age, FFS!

  • @cgiwattgrrl99 THANK YOU AND ALL CHRIS ROCK DID WAS INDIRECTLY REFER TO WHITE WOMEN AS BRAINLESS UNOPINIONATED ROBOTS WHO WILL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY....

  • @cgiwattgrrl99

    lmfao

    you act like you know me

    no woman has ever givin me attitude, wtf are you talkin about

    Tip: Stop assuming things , coz you suck at it

  • @cgiwattgrrl99

    Agreed.

  • @cgiwattgrrl99 amen

    why on earth would you say something racist about your own race?

  • @cgiwattgrrl99 LMAO

  • Motherfucker's funny, he's so wrong though. Michelle Obama is making a great first lady!

  • 'We cant both hike!"

    "I ont give a fuck!"

  • Obviously that is Mrs Obama ^^

  • Better still, get an Asian woman!

  • @WizzoPro9476

    like John Lennon did

  • MIchelle ain't so bad! THANK CHRIST OBAMA GOT A BLACK WIFE LIKE MICHELLE; MICHELLE AIN'T NO ORDINARY BW!!!

    ON POINT, C!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Chris Rock aint shit

  • ALL BLACK WOMEN ARE NOT LIKE THAT ...IT IS BLACK MEN WHO MESS UP THE BLACK WOMEN...A BLACK WOMEN CAN BE GOOD AND HUMBLE TO A BLACK MAN AND HE WILL DOG HER OUT...BLACK MEN SUFFER FROM THEIR OWN PERSONAL INSECURITY THAT THEY PUT UPON THE BLACK WOMEN...BUT OBOMA DID GET INTO OFFICE AND IS DOING PRETTY ALRIGHT AND TRYING TO CLEAN UP MESS THAT WAS LEFT FOR HIM TO CLEAN WITH HIS BLACK WOMEN...FUCK YOU CHRIS ROCK..YOU BLACK MEN ACT LIKE YOUR SUCH ANGELS...YOUR MAIN PART OF YOUR BRAIN IS IN YOUR DICK

  • @withlove7272 wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhh

  • @95bigash

    Was that you having a stroke?

  • @withlove7272 Yeah, and it's the good BM are suffering because of that shit!!!!! FUCK THAT!!!!!!!

  • @WizzoPro9476 AND UNFORTUNATELY THERE ARE CASUALTIES IN WAR

  • @withlove7272 Preach Sister!

  • LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

  • i am disgusted

  • That chick at :49 looks like a giant orange.

  • NO!

    We President!

  • FUCK Chris Rock.. Paladins comin for all yall Bitchez.

    SUUCCKKAAAAZZZ

  • Steriotypes make me vomit -_-