the brother is right he speaking real talk black women always getting mad about something they even mad at god,they would curse at Jesus Christ if he walked the earth i really think the majority of black are put on earth to play the role of a evil women just look in to the biblical day's of old and do the mathematics,and you will come to that conclusion,it is only a very small amount of real sister's out there but they hard too find.time to go foreign women.the only solution is too travel..
Michelle proven him right, she just can't keep herself quite, if she not dancing, she doing push ups, she always wearing low cut tops, sometimes I wonder if she thinks her husband is Will Smith, she is a disgrace.
@burchison yes they are but you left out some more please let me finish it,they have too many kids by multiple men,they not wife material,they living in delusion,they self entitled,they they do not believe in saving there virginity,they whores,they swallow cum,they too fake,meaning fake hair,fake nail's they wear too much damn make up,they waist too much money on hair weave's,and they too materialistic,they have no substance,they not spiritual,they not supportive on good idea's,they don't cook.
Black women have loose snatches. When you insert your penis into them you feel like a lone man in the grand canyon. And their pussy lips are discoloured and have bumps. It doesn't look pretty.
@Babydol56 why is everyone repeating that crap. it's just comedy. Are all black women the way he describes them? NO! Is barack @ a disadvantage with michelle?..NO! Chris said it..He says alot of things, that are clearly meant to be insultive. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen. The man said a few things about black women & it's heresy to these women's ears. My advise to all you dumb-ass bitches. Go watch "Oprah", if you want to feel good & LEAVE THE MAN ALONE
@82BlackPower Black American women have fallen off, you can say whatever you want. You see the videos bashing these women I mean its completely obvious. I call it the "Ugly Truth" sad to say...oh well on to the next beautiful Ethiopiam, eritrean, African born women!!!
@MrHighlyeducated yes you right i saw your comment they fell off many years ago,the percentage was just not that high,but the whole thing is that all this is told in the bible that they would turn against good men just look into history all those men was taken down buy women,Adam, Samson,king solomon,all were mighty black men.the good men will better off traveling abroad,foreign women are not perfect but they far from these american western vampires.that suck of men spiritually and physically.
To say i'm in denial is to imply I agree with Rock,or you,which if you read my previous comment, I don't.And if what he said was true,where has it been reported that Michelle Obama said any of the ignorant shit he said in this video clip? and one of the stupidest things people say is "I see Black women doing what he said all the time" which is what you said,you have never been around every Black woman on the face of this planet,it may be true for the one's you claim to have seen doing this
There is a very informative book called "The Black Girl Curse" that covers this exact subject. Black men were falling and crawling to black women until black women completely lost their minds behind an absolute tsunami of government assistance programs in the mid 70's and early 80's that ranged from free rent and medical care to free on the job training to preferred military recruiting for minority females and since the mid 70's there has been a mass exodus away from black women.
@contressa40ish Michell shouldnt have to prove him wrong. Chris Rock is a bitch ass white whipped negroe. He should be ashamed of himself saying such things. And he's not described one black woman with this "comedy act" he's actually described most of the white first ladies, this description sounds more like Hillary Clinton to me. Chris Rock is a bitch and his film "Good Hair" made him look even more white washed. He should have called the film "Good Weave" cuz thats all he talked about.
All of your high profile actors, athletes, and rapper/musicians are all there to influence popular opinion. I am a Black man and I love Black women!! TURN OF YOUR TV!!
@Mary2020VA i dont think hes trying to degrade black women i just think hes saying that black women cant play both roles you cant be the quarterback and the receiver you cant have the dick and the pussy if you wanna have the dick go get a woman who wants to be the pussy if you wanna be the pussy keep the dick
Propaganda this is being done because of the rise of michelle obama can't get to her get to the rest of them they step up their media assault on black women on purpose to drive black women to white men or other race's because once the black woman cut's out from the self preservation game we are done in this country anywhere white's are they always remain a ruling class over the darker mix up race's the so called pure white's control the MEDIA I REPEAT MEDIA what's there purpose?
@jordan484 actually in my own experiece,most black women are exactly like he said...stereotypes dont just come from nowhere,they are based od some truth,thats why the cause so much offense..i would still have used the word typical..
@onlyjoetee Yes, I know this, and I was able to laugh at some of this, in the beginning, cuz I know about the "controlling" black woman ..lol ..Bernic mac made jokes VERY similar to this (but I was in no way offended) ...however, w/ Chris, I saw bitterness seep in, as if he was, purposely, trying to piss off bw, as if his wife upset him, or some shit ...that's why he kept feeling the need to say "YEAH, I SAID IT!" ..He know that he was being insulting (not just comedic)
@JaneeAlbertaJohnson Come on black girl! You know it's true! I'm a white girl who was raised by a white family in a country with little black population...but I moved to the USA a few years ago and I have black friends and this is SO true! I see it specially in older generations like their parents..! I'm a white girl...I should feel offended too because he say's we stupid and submissive but it's not the point...he's just joking and this thing bothers you only because it's true.
@Lashid4u Because Hilary Clinton is black at heart <3! I'm SURE Mss Obama must be something like that too only that she's smart enough not to do it in public....relax, stereotypes exist because they're based on something that is true but taken to a ridiculous extreme. I'm white and I have to deal with my own stereotypes...I'm european so they're different from the ones in america but still..
@Lashid4u Don't be offended, it's just a joke! Stereotypes about white blonde girls like me are a lot worse...I would chose to be seen as a hot tempered, snapping and a bit controlling bitch over the average stupid bimbo stereotype any day :). Besides, stereotypes are based on truths but taken to the extremes...and like I said this seems to happen with older generations...I have a friend whose mother is a lot like the stereotype Chris describes.
@Lashid4u Im from spain and the stereotypes about spaniards are worst than this one...all he's saying is that black women stand for themselves...and that while doing it they come out a bit bitchy and they're hot tempered but even if he thinks all that he's still married to a black woman ;)
To be honest most blacks only date blacks anyway . just like most chinese people date chinese . most whites date whites . etc ive never date outside my race and never will . don't let the media fool you / i think the problem is that the black "community" with regards to men often have more self haters . that will say and do stupid things like "i only date white women"
@positiveblackman1 Some people are attracted to certain things like if a guy loves blue eyes he will most likely feel attracted to white girls because blue eyes are not the common in other races..but it's not a rule for attraction to be linked to race and I don't think most people think "I will never date outside my race". I'm white (blonde hair, green eyes and all) but I've dated outside my race quite a lot and besides dark hair (which can be found in any race) I don't really have a preference.
Chris Rock is a genius for how funny his jokes are, but what's most intriguin about his material is that HE'S DOIN NOTHIN BUT TELLIN THE TRUTH. It is so much truth to what he says, not just in this 3-minute segment, but in general. Chris Rock is one of the greatest no doubt.
BULLSHIT YOU BLACK MEN ARE THE ONES WHO ARE FUCKED UP.. A BLACK MAN WILL GET A GOOD BLACK WOMEN AND MESS HER UP..THE PROBLEM WITH BLACK MEN ARE LIKE MOST PEOPLE WHO ARE IN DENIAL, PEOPLE IN DENIAL WILL TELL YOU ABOUT HOW MUCH SOMEONE ELSE HAS A PROBLEM JUST TO KEEP THE ATTENTION OFF OF THEM BECAUSE IN REALITY THEY ARE "THE MAIN SOURCE" OF THE PROBLEM.. IT IS LIKE A INDIRECT BLIND FOLDING METHOD..THEY KNOW THEIR NOT RIGHT BUT THEY DO NOT WANT OTHER RACES TO HAVE THEM.THE METHOD IS CALLED SLANDER
@withlove7272 BW have been blaming BM for the problems in the community for the past 30 years,but failing to realize your problems,of choosing the worst of your men to have kids with your young,then blaming the good BM that you ignored,now that your old and bitter,Time is running out fo BW B.S.,either get your stuff together or be reduce to loneliness,exploitation,and suffering for the rest of your lives!!!
@GTR1nissanLOOK I RESPECT YOU FOR TAKING UP THE BROTHA'S BUT THAT DO NOT CHANGE THE FACT AND REALITY IS THAT YOU GUY'S ARE CONDITIONED ASSHOLES AND ARE FUCKED UP.. WHEN YOU WERE SLAVE'S THE MASTER COULD OPENLY RAPE YOUR BLACK WOMEN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SACRIFICED YOUR LIFE AND FOUGHT BACK TO PROTECT HER BACK THEN BUT YOU DIDN'T..YOU WERE PATHETIC THEN AND YOU ARE PATHETIC NOW...YOU GUY'S USED TO GET HUNG AND KILLED IF YOU WERE CAUGHT MESSING WITH WHITE WOMEN.GUESS YOUR MAKING UP FOR OLD TIMES SAKE
@withlove7272 Your talking about some stuff from 400YEARS AGO,that neither you or me was there to experience,BM fought and died,protecting BW,The same BM your calling pathetic,fought and lost their lives just so your ungrateful ass could be free.You disloyal white washed BITCH ASS MAMMY how dare you,during slavery there were many BW that went with WM willing,to receive power over the BM,and still are,you white worshipping BW have been warned,get it together or suffer with white massa!!!
@GTR1nissan HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH YOU POOR THING, STICK A DICK IN IT AND YOU'LL BE JUST FINE...IS YOUR MOUTH WATERING OR ASSHOLE THROBBING...GET AN ICE CUBE FOR NOW UNTIL YOUR BOYFRIEND COMES HOME
@LoggyWD we like are self just the way we are and what ever race men we went love us just the way we are if u dont find us cute the way we are that fine plenty men does no need to but black women down .
Sweetie, get educated? we out do black men in colleges so what exactly are you talking about or did you get lost somewhere? in the UK too there was an article written that the black girls got the highest test results especially the ones from africa. LMAO...you need to get educated sweetie
Guys, ladies - Chris Rock is just joking around and of course his style is raw and non-apologetic. But what he says on stage is not really reflective of his own life, from what I can tell. You don't see him out on the scene with a white woman, in his arms. He's married to a black woman, and they have kids. True there are guys out there who don't want anything to do with women of their background, but really.. from what I gather, that's not Chris Rock at all.
im a black girl and i thought this was funny because im not like that but i know some who are lol. racist people can troll all they want, it doesnt affect me because im not stereotypical, im an individual. people say "black people" as if we are all one mind. a majority acts a certain way, doesnt mean we all act that way.
I don't understand, what do you find offensive? The fact that I love everyone, the fact that I am happy to be an African woman, or the fact that I was attcaked. If I've said anything that is hurtful to you in anyway, I'm sorry. I live in this skin, why should I continually have to apologise for it. There are rapists, murderers and monsters of every hue, they deserve such scorn and ridicule. And those who try to make a way shouldn't feel less. For any reason.
much neauty. White men have written books and made movies expounding on just how ugly i am, they write comments her on this site. Yet white men slow down their cars to get a better look at me, offer to buy me drinks and a couple have proposed to me. I've been hurt by people,I have hurt people. I'm so sorry for ur pain, goodness knows your movie might get made because as you see so many people love to hate us.But for ur sake, please, lance the boil. Heal.Its the only way you win.x
A black woman ruined your childhood. I was not there. I was in Africa. Surrounded by beautiful,strong women who taught me the power of walking through life with my eyes wide open.To take the lessons taught me and use them to empower, not demean an entire group of people because I carry anger at 1. A white man attacked me because my skin is brown, should I therefore expect similar treatment from all of them?Should I hate the sight of them? That would weaken me, & I would miss so
@sweetuth99 U assume I'm an idiot, but apparently U can't even calculate numbers correctly. U obviously have no idea how young I am, so U feel obligated2make things up. Everything U said is completely wrong, & once again, u REALLY have NO IDEA what my ethnicity is or how young I am. I've dealt with adults like U b4 who R also old enough 2 B my parents, who were probably running around in the 1990's still wreaking havoc B4 I was even born! I've learned it's imperative2B assertive w/child abusers!
@sweetuth99 WOW, you're 34 years OLD! You're old enough to be my parent! I saw that all you have is negative comments on your page from various people. Is that all you do all day at your age? GET A JOB YOU RAGGEDY BITCH!
@sweetuth99 Bitch, you have no valid proof of my ethnicity whatsoever! That shows how ignorant you are, making false accusations on someone just from reading two sentences. That's why the heading is titled 'CROCK about black women'. Because it's a bunch of poppy cock. You're probably just upset about the chiclet teeth comment sweetuth. I hope by 99 you don't mean 1999. I am VERY young, I don't feel like arguing with people twice my age. GET A LIFE, you RACIST, BIASED LOSER!
@LaPlumeDeMaTante1 Yes, that's how I personally am when I'm sleepy, I'm not legally old enough to drink, but I'm guessing I'd probably be better off intoxicated, at least then I'd most likely just become unconscious. I'll be in a completely comatose state, & then realize it's 2 a.m. & I won't realize that I've fallen asleep until I wake up. I'll began2type the beginning of a word or sentence, pass out4approximately half an hour or so, then wake up with a start, & then commence on completing it.
black americans are an embarrassment to the entire black race. you'd never see a black man from the islands or africa doing this, even if their preference was white women, they wouldn't publically denigrate black women.
@cgiwattgrrl99 THANK YOU AND ALL CHRIS ROCK DID WAS INDIRECTLY REFER TO WHITE WOMEN AS BRAINLESS UNOPINIONATED ROBOTS WHO WILL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY....
Lol. This is true. The Black Women is out of order in the relationships. They want to be the Head of the Relationship but according to 1st Corinthians 11 verse 3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the HEAD OF THE WOMAN is the MAN; and the head of Christ is God. If the Black and Latin women despise that to hell with them until they get there minds right. The feminist movement really was a real brain washing. Blacks and Hispanics are the Real Jews so lets repent.
ALL BLACK WOMEN ARE NOT LIKE THAT ...IT IS BLACK MEN WHO MESS UP THE BLACK WOMEN...A BLACK WOMEN CAN BE GOOD AND HUMBLE TO A BLACK MAN AND HE WILL DOG HER OUT...BLACK MEN SUFFER FROM THEIR OWN PERSONAL INSECURITY THAT THEY PUT UPON THE BLACK WOMEN...BUT OBOMA DID GET INTO OFFICE AND IS DOING PRETTY ALRIGHT AND TRYING TO CLEAN UP MESS THAT WAS LEFT FOR HIM TO CLEAN WITH HIS BLACK WOMEN...FUCK YOU CHRIS ROCK..YOU BLACK MEN ACT LIKE YOUR SUCH ANGELS...YOUR MAIN PART OF YOUR BRAIN IS IN YOUR DICK
the brother is right he speaking real talk black women always getting mad about something they even mad at god,they would curse at Jesus Christ if he walked the earth i really think the majority of black are put on earth to play the role of a evil women just look in to the biblical day's of old and do the mathematics,and you will come to that conclusion,it is only a very small amount of real sister's out there but they hard too find.time to go foreign women.the only solution is too travel..
jiggy588 4 days ago
Michelle proven him right, she just can't keep herself quite, if she not dancing, she doing push ups, she always wearing low cut tops, sometimes I wonder if she thinks her husband is Will Smith, she is a disgrace.
blac2black 1 week ago
black women are loud and obnoxious and uncivilized, and usually ugly and fat.
burchison 1 week ago
@burchison yes they are but you left out some more please let me finish it,they have too many kids by multiple men,they not wife material,they living in delusion,they self entitled,they they do not believe in saving there virginity,they whores,they swallow cum,they too fake,meaning fake hair,fake nail's they wear too much damn make up,they waist too much money on hair weave's,and they too materialistic,they have no substance,they not spiritual,they not supportive on good idea's,they don't cook.
jiggy588 4 days ago
im suprised no one had murdered this man he has alotta balls to get on stage and say anything
MATT111MARTIN 1 week ago
@MATT111MARTIN shut the fuck up
ganzocribo 1 week ago
@ganzocribo who the fuck is you!!pussy ass little boy!!yeah i said it pussy ass little boy!!
MATT111MARTIN 1 week ago
@MATT111MARTIN LOL
jiggy588 4 days ago
Black women have loose snatches. When you insert your penis into them you feel like a lone man in the grand canyon. And their pussy lips are discoloured and have bumps. It doesn't look pretty.
2cool4uification 1 week ago
@2cool4uification LMFAO LOL
jiggy588 4 days ago
funny but not true!
contrettofab 2 weeks ago
Yep Michelle proved him wrong!!!!!
Babydol56 2 weeks ago
@Babydol56 why is everyone repeating that crap. it's just comedy. Are all black women the way he describes them? NO! Is barack @ a disadvantage with michelle?..NO! Chris said it..He says alot of things, that are clearly meant to be insultive. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen. The man said a few things about black women & it's heresy to these women's ears. My advise to all you dumb-ass bitches. Go watch "Oprah", if you want to feel good & LEAVE THE MAN ALONE
ganzocribo 1 week ago
But it's not true for every Black woman.
82BlackPower 1 month ago
@82BlackPower yes it is!!!
MrHighlyeducated 2 weeks ago
@MrHighlyeducated First thing you should do is change your username.
82BlackPower 2 weeks ago
@82BlackPower Black American women have fallen off, you can say whatever you want. You see the videos bashing these women I mean its completely obvious. I call it the "Ugly Truth" sad to say...oh well on to the next beautiful Ethiopiam, eritrean, African born women!!!
MrHighlyeducated 6 days ago
@MrHighlyeducated To each his own Brotha.
82BlackPower 6 days ago
@MrHighlyeducated yes you right i saw your comment they fell off many years ago,the percentage was just not that high,but the whole thing is that all this is told in the bible that they would turn against good men just look into history all those men was taken down buy women,Adam, Samson,king solomon,all were mighty black men.the good men will better off traveling abroad,foreign women are not perfect but they far from these american western vampires.that suck of men spiritually and physically.
jiggy588 4 days ago
To say i'm in denial is to imply I agree with Rock,or you,which if you read my previous comment, I don't.And if what he said was true,where has it been reported that Michelle Obama said any of the ignorant shit he said in this video clip? and one of the stupidest things people say is "I see Black women doing what he said all the time" which is what you said,you have never been around every Black woman on the face of this planet,it may be true for the one's you claim to have seen doing this
82BlackPower 1 month ago
I know he's a comedian,but all he really did here was perpetuate the stereotypes about Black women.
82BlackPower 1 month ago
@82BlackPower A stereotype is something thats not true. Hell I see black women doing exactly what he is saying 24/7. Its the truth
Amrekaten 1 month ago
@Amrekaten It's YOUR truth.
82BlackPower 1 month ago
@82BlackPower and YOUR denial
Amrekaten 1 month ago
so true
PunjabiSikhRajput1 1 month ago
Hey guys!
I just put up a video up about being a woman! If u could quickly watch it and leave comments, thanks! :)
bbedigger 1 month ago
"No, WE President!" LMAO!!
Famfriass 1 month ago
it's okay to laugh.
these.are.jokes.
crispybluu 1 month ago
MUHAHAHAHAH this guy is tha shit!!!
dievi 1 month ago
Seems to me that if a Black woman is offended by what Chris said then chances are that she's the type of Black woman whom these jokes apply to.
PigfootAbernathy 1 month ago
feminism
QaisRAK 1 month ago
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There is a very informative book called "The Black Girl Curse" that covers this exact subject. Black men were falling and crawling to black women until black women completely lost their minds behind an absolute tsunami of government assistance programs in the mid 70's and early 80's that ranged from free rent and medical care to free on the job training to preferred military recruiting for minority females and since the mid 70's there has been a mass exodus away from black women.
pc0p1mp 1 month ago
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@biglove599
I LOVE Black women and I'm a Black man!! It's ignorant self hating Negroes and others in society that hold us back as a people!!
The Black family is not complete without the Black man and it is NOT complete without the Black woman!!
DedicatedOne2 1 month ago
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DedicatedOne2 1 month ago
I have to give props to Michelle-she proved him wrong big time!
contressa40ish 2 months ago 12
@contressa40ish yes...she did!!!
Famfriass 1 month ago
@contressa40ish Michell shouldnt have to prove him wrong. Chris Rock is a bitch ass white whipped negroe. He should be ashamed of himself saying such things. And he's not described one black woman with this "comedy act" he's actually described most of the white first ladies, this description sounds more like Hillary Clinton to me. Chris Rock is a bitch and his film "Good Hair" made him look even more white washed. He should have called the film "Good Weave" cuz thats all he talked about.
Atemaatra 1 day ago
This Chris always tells the deeper truth in his jokes.
plutoamun 2 months ago 3
What he said about white women. did we forget about Hillary Clinton.
donklue 2 months ago
Funny - LOL . I feel his love for blk women. He is a comedian.
jag5022 2 months ago
@cgiwattgrrl99 BM try so hard to make bw undesirable. Just look at how they degrade bw publicly.
Mary2020VA 2 months ago
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@Mary2020VA
All of your high profile actors, athletes, and rapper/musicians are all there to influence popular opinion. I am a Black man and I love Black women!! TURN OF YOUR TV!!
DedicatedOne2 1 month ago
@Mary2020VA i dont think hes trying to degrade black women i just think hes saying that black women cant play both roles you cant be the quarterback and the receiver you cant have the dick and the pussy if you wanna have the dick go get a woman who wants to be the pussy if you wanna be the pussy keep the dick
ewansiha 1 month ago
for shame, for shame.
myrna2381 2 months ago
Gotcha!
BlackDynamiteNYC 2 months ago
lmao
a084123 2 months ago
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Propaganda this is being done because of the rise of michelle obama can't get to her get to the rest of them they step up their media assault on black women on purpose to drive black women to white men or other race's because once the black woman cut's out from the self preservation game we are done in this country anywhere white's are they always remain a ruling class over the darker mix up race's the so called pure white's control the MEDIA I REPEAT MEDIA what's there purpose?
RealityIsAIllusion 3 months ago
chickypoo chickypoo
otherside65 3 months ago
what he should have said was,not a black woman,but "a typical" black woman....
onlyjoetee 3 months ago
@onlyjoetee I agree,most black women dont fit the sterotype.I notice he still married to his black wife!
jordan484 3 months ago
@jordan484 actually in my own experiece,most black women are exactly like he said...stereotypes dont just come from nowhere,they are based od some truth,thats why the cause so much offense..i would still have used the word typical..
onlyjoetee 3 months ago 2
@onlyjoetee So.... are most black men like the stereotypes that they've been labeled as, for hundreds of years?
Lashid4u 2 months ago
@Lashid4u all stereotyes are based on some form of general truth...all of em,both good and bad..they dont just come from nowhere do they????
onlyjoetee 2 months ago
@onlyjoetee Yes, I know this, and I was able to laugh at some of this, in the beginning, cuz I know about the "controlling" black woman ..lol ..Bernic mac made jokes VERY similar to this (but I was in no way offended) ...however, w/ Chris, I saw bitterness seep in, as if he was, purposely, trying to piss off bw, as if his wife upset him, or some shit ...that's why he kept feeling the need to say "YEAH, I SAID IT!" ..He know that he was being insulting (not just comedic)
Lashid4u 2 months ago
@jordan484 ..and what's even more interesting is that everything he said about a black first lady, actually, applies to Hillary (NOT Michelle)..lol
Lashid4u 2 months ago
only black ppl can joke about black ppl... other way...its racism -.-
luisjosp5 3 months ago
@luisjosp5 its like,only you can say some foul shit about your mother..if i said it....wrong move...its the same thing
onlyjoetee 3 months ago
It's funny you stupid muthafucker!!!
Ferechili 3 months ago
And this is supposed to be funny?
skkygirl 3 months ago
0:37 Suit & tie
0:38 Leather jacket
Dominator150395 3 months ago 19
@Dominator150395 I noticed that too..........some good editing
brandonlogan11 3 months ago
@Dominator150395 because it was filmed at different locations and then put together in the editing room.
manweller1 2 months ago
@Dominator150395 If you had to do standup in Harlem you wouldn't wear a suit neither.
level242 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Reason #1 why i stopped thinking chris rock was funny
JaneeAlbertaJohnson 3 months ago
@JaneeAlbertaJohnson Come on black girl! You know it's true! I'm a white girl who was raised by a white family in a country with little black population...but I moved to the USA a few years ago and I have black friends and this is SO true! I see it specially in older generations like their parents..! I'm a white girl...I should feel offended too because he say's we stupid and submissive but it's not the point...he's just joking and this thing bothers you only because it's true.
TheRaspberryHoney 3 months ago
@TheRaspberryHoney If this is SO true, then ...HOW COME everything he described about a black first lady made me think of Billary?
Lashid4u 2 months ago 4
@Lashid4u Because Hilary Clinton is black at heart <3! I'm SURE Mss Obama must be something like that too only that she's smart enough not to do it in public....relax, stereotypes exist because they're based on something that is true but taken to a ridiculous extreme. I'm white and I have to deal with my own stereotypes...I'm european so they're different from the ones in america but still..
TheRaspberryHoney 2 months ago
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@TheRaspberryHoney Can you explain why you say hillary is black?
jordan484 2 months ago
@TheRaspberryHoney yeah ..of course ...she's internally black ...cuz only black women could be such controlling bitches ...ha, ha...*rolleyes*
Lashid4u 2 months ago
@Lashid4u Don't be offended, it's just a joke! Stereotypes about white blonde girls like me are a lot worse...I would chose to be seen as a hot tempered, snapping and a bit controlling bitch over the average stupid bimbo stereotype any day :). Besides, stereotypes are based on truths but taken to the extremes...and like I said this seems to happen with older generations...I have a friend whose mother is a lot like the stereotype Chris describes.
TheRaspberryHoney 2 months ago
@Lashid4u Im from spain and the stereotypes about spaniards are worst than this one...all he's saying is that black women stand for themselves...and that while doing it they come out a bit bitchy and they're hot tempered but even if he thinks all that he's still married to a black woman ;)
TheRaspberryHoney 2 months ago
@Lashid4u Exactly, Hillary Clinton comes to mind.
Mary2020VA 2 months ago
@Lashid4u lol tooo... true.
MrZLeroy92 1 month ago
@Lashid4u
There are always exceptions...
Khemistry101 1 month ago
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vincent15641 3 months ago
BLACK WOMAN NO COMEDY
daddyChaplin09 3 months ago
Can someone tell me what the title of this show or gig is called?
HappySweeto 4 months ago
To be honest most blacks only date blacks anyway . just like most chinese people date chinese . most whites date whites . etc ive never date outside my race and never will . don't let the media fool you / i think the problem is that the black "community" with regards to men often have more self haters . that will say and do stupid things like "i only date white women"
positiveblackman1 4 months ago
@positiveblackman1 Some people are attracted to certain things like if a guy loves blue eyes he will most likely feel attracted to white girls because blue eyes are not the common in other races..but it's not a rule for attraction to be linked to race and I don't think most people think "I will never date outside my race". I'm white (blonde hair, green eyes and all) but I've dated outside my race quite a lot and besides dark hair (which can be found in any race) I don't really have a preference.
TheRaspberryHoney 3 months ago
Chris Rock is a genius for how funny his jokes are, but what's most intriguin about his material is that HE'S DOIN NOTHIN BUT TELLIN THE TRUTH. It is so much truth to what he says, not just in this 3-minute segment, but in general. Chris Rock is one of the greatest no doubt.
poetryselite 4 months ago
this shit wasnt funny...not at all
newbei440 4 months ago
@cgiwattgrrl99 THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING MY POINT OF VIEW
withlove7272 4 months ago
You are so wrong, Chris! LOL!!
vanaphil 4 months ago
how come no one ever mentioned how chris rock sounds exactly like jj from good times, if only he had dave chapelles face
balotelli456 4 months ago
BULLSHIT YOU BLACK MEN ARE THE ONES WHO ARE FUCKED UP.. A BLACK MAN WILL GET A GOOD BLACK WOMEN AND MESS HER UP..THE PROBLEM WITH BLACK MEN ARE LIKE MOST PEOPLE WHO ARE IN DENIAL, PEOPLE IN DENIAL WILL TELL YOU ABOUT HOW MUCH SOMEONE ELSE HAS A PROBLEM JUST TO KEEP THE ATTENTION OFF OF THEM BECAUSE IN REALITY THEY ARE "THE MAIN SOURCE" OF THE PROBLEM.. IT IS LIKE A INDIRECT BLIND FOLDING METHOD..THEY KNOW THEIR NOT RIGHT BUT THEY DO NOT WANT OTHER RACES TO HAVE THEM.THE METHOD IS CALLED SLANDER
withlove7272 4 months ago
@withlove7272 BW have been blaming BM for the problems in the community for the past 30 years,but failing to realize your problems,of choosing the worst of your men to have kids with your young,then blaming the good BM that you ignored,now that your old and bitter,Time is running out fo BW B.S.,either get your stuff together or be reduce to loneliness,exploitation,and suffering for the rest of your lives!!!
GTR1nissan 4 months ago 2
@GTR1nissanLOOK I RESPECT YOU FOR TAKING UP THE BROTHA'S BUT THAT DO NOT CHANGE THE FACT AND REALITY IS THAT YOU GUY'S ARE CONDITIONED ASSHOLES AND ARE FUCKED UP.. WHEN YOU WERE SLAVE'S THE MASTER COULD OPENLY RAPE YOUR BLACK WOMEN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SACRIFICED YOUR LIFE AND FOUGHT BACK TO PROTECT HER BACK THEN BUT YOU DIDN'T..YOU WERE PATHETIC THEN AND YOU ARE PATHETIC NOW...YOU GUY'S USED TO GET HUNG AND KILLED IF YOU WERE CAUGHT MESSING WITH WHITE WOMEN.GUESS YOUR MAKING UP FOR OLD TIMES SAKE
withlove7272 4 months ago
@withlove7272 Your talking about some stuff from 400YEARS AGO,that neither you or me was there to experience,BM fought and died,protecting BW,The same BM your calling pathetic,fought and lost their lives just so your ungrateful ass could be free.You disloyal white washed BITCH ASS MAMMY how dare you,during slavery there were many BW that went with WM willing,to receive power over the BM,and still are,you white worshipping BW have been warned,get it together or suffer with white massa!!!
GTR1nissan 4 months ago
@GTR1nissan HEY SHUT UP YOU SOUND LIKE WHINING FAGGOT
withlove7272 4 months ago
@withlove7272 You sound like a bitter old white worshipping MAMMY
GTR1nissan 4 months ago
@GTR1nissan HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH YOU POOR THING, STICK A DICK IN IT AND YOU'LL BE JUST FINE...IS YOUR MOUTH WATERING OR ASSHOLE THROBBING...GET AN ICE CUBE FOR NOW UNTIL YOUR BOYFRIEND COMES HOME
withlove7272 4 months ago
@withlove7272 Hey mommy,I seen your video,you look the type that can suck a dick pretty good
GTR1nissan 4 months ago
@GTR1nissan YOU KNOW WHAT, I JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO SUCK A MEAN DICK, BUT ""YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT"""
withlove7272 4 months ago
@donaldavenue You do realise he is joking? Oh, and his wife of nearly 15 years and the mother of his children is black?
OhMySweetStars 5 months ago
black women need to stop spending all the money on cosmetics for hair and face instead go to the gym eat healthier and get educated
LoggyWD 5 months ago 3
@LoggyWD we like are self just the way we are and what ever race men we went love us just the way we are if u dont find us cute the way we are that fine plenty men does no need to but black women down .
cecinia23 5 months ago
@LoggyWD
Sweetie, get educated? we out do black men in colleges so what exactly are you talking about or did you get lost somewhere? in the UK too there was an article written that the black girls got the highest test results especially the ones from africa. LMAO...you need to get educated sweetie
tatiyanakissdoll 5 months ago
@LoggyWD Honey we still need cosmestics. We still need hair and face, too!
vanaphil 4 months ago
@LoggyWD Good point, it is worth the sacrifice.
Natsukashii3 4 months ago
@donaldavenue lol lmao u said i have a 3.5 GPS in film school lol you said GPS lmao "turn right "lmao its GPA
sweetrealdeal 5 months ago
he aint jokeing and yall blackmen no it
JODYJOE 5 months ago
@JODYJOE
Lol but obama isnt even black, so the black female still goes in with the half white man but no black man in sight.
tatiyanakissdoll 5 months ago
2:14 Is it just me or did Chris Rock do a women voice a little too good?
mnemoniccourier 5 months ago
Guys, ladies - Chris Rock is just joking around and of course his style is raw and non-apologetic. But what he says on stage is not really reflective of his own life, from what I can tell. You don't see him out on the scene with a white woman, in his arms. He's married to a black woman, and they have kids. True there are guys out there who don't want anything to do with women of their background, but really.. from what I gather, that's not Chris Rock at all.
SoccerRockNY 5 months ago
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SoccerRockNY 5 months ago
ROFL, actually before we get money..
SoccerRockNY 5 months ago
@donaldavenue And what exactly do you think white people think of you? Nigger.
MissMayweatherable 5 months ago
@cgiwattgrrl99 Bitch fuck you,i don't give a fuck about what cavemen and cave bitches do.
guttaboi88 5 months ago
ion't-give-a FOUK
shirye 5 months ago
i said it... god bless you chris. i never tire of your humor!!xxx
icetea1977 5 months ago in playlist icetea1977's Favorited Videos
How is ANYBODY gonna be Hateful, Bash and be Harsh to an ENTIRE group of people because they are mad or had bad experiences with 1 or a couple?
DayeDayeX 5 months ago
im a black girl and i thought this was funny because im not like that but i know some who are lol. racist people can troll all they want, it doesnt affect me because im not stereotypical, im an individual. people say "black people" as if we are all one mind. a majority acts a certain way, doesnt mean we all act that way.
iPopRockAndHipedyHop 5 months ago
@intermediary1
I don't understand, what do you find offensive? The fact that I love everyone, the fact that I am happy to be an African woman, or the fact that I was attcaked. If I've said anything that is hurtful to you in anyway, I'm sorry. I live in this skin, why should I continually have to apologise for it. There are rapists, murderers and monsters of every hue, they deserve such scorn and ridicule. And those who try to make a way shouldn't feel less. For any reason.
Glynnisable 6 months ago
@donaldavenue
much neauty. White men have written books and made movies expounding on just how ugly i am, they write comments her on this site. Yet white men slow down their cars to get a better look at me, offer to buy me drinks and a couple have proposed to me. I've been hurt by people,I have hurt people. I'm so sorry for ur pain, goodness knows your movie might get made because as you see so many people love to hate us.But for ur sake, please, lance the boil. Heal.Its the only way you win.x
Glynnisable 6 months ago
@donaldavenue
A black woman ruined your childhood. I was not there. I was in Africa. Surrounded by beautiful,strong women who taught me the power of walking through life with my eyes wide open.To take the lessons taught me and use them to empower, not demean an entire group of people because I carry anger at 1. A white man attacked me because my skin is brown, should I therefore expect similar treatment from all of them?Should I hate the sight of them? That would weaken me, & I would miss so
Glynnisable 6 months ago
"we cant both hike!"
"i dont giva fuck!"
lmfao!!!
olgingerlevi 6 months ago
Rock is hilariously funny... hehe
CushiticSomalianMale 6 months ago
Chris Rock is funny! If people take offence its cuz his jokes are usually too close to the truth. Remember he's just jokin people
parmavioletsyum 6 months ago 7
All y'all some racist punks I bet y'all wouldn't say it to chris Rocks face or any African Amaricans face
Smity2919 6 months ago
@cgiwattgrrl99
You're not the only one who thinks Chris Rock is a sorry sack of shit.
charlotteBraillie 6 months ago
@sweetuth99 U assume I'm an idiot, but apparently U can't even calculate numbers correctly. U obviously have no idea how young I am, so U feel obligated2make things up. Everything U said is completely wrong, & once again, u REALLY have NO IDEA what my ethnicity is or how young I am. I've dealt with adults like U b4 who R also old enough 2 B my parents, who were probably running around in the 1990's still wreaking havoc B4 I was even born! I've learned it's imperative2B assertive w/child abusers!
art1st818 6 months ago
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TEXASNYC 6 months ago
Love it!!! these are jokes people
TEXASNYC 6 months ago 21
@sweetuth99
stop calling people feminists if you can't win the argument
MissPompousTwat 6 months ago
@sweetuth99 WOW, you're 34 years OLD! You're old enough to be my parent! I saw that all you have is negative comments on your page from various people. Is that all you do all day at your age? GET A JOB YOU RAGGEDY BITCH!
art1st818 6 months ago
@sweetuth99 Bitch, you have no valid proof of my ethnicity whatsoever! That shows how ignorant you are, making false accusations on someone just from reading two sentences. That's why the heading is titled 'CROCK about black women'. Because it's a bunch of poppy cock. You're probably just upset about the chiclet teeth comment sweetuth. I hope by 99 you don't mean 1999. I am VERY young, I don't feel like arguing with people twice my age. GET A LIFE, you RACIST, BIASED LOSER!
art1st818 6 months ago
That's such a profoundly ignorant stereotype! Chris rock can sometimes be a really big idiot, somebody needs to knock his big ass chiclet teeth out!
art1st818 6 months ago 3
@art1st818
...with a copy of 'the female eunuch"
LaPlumeDeMaTante1 6 months ago
@LaPlumeDeMaTante1 I'm sleepy right now, what's that supposed to mean?
art1st818 6 months ago
@art1st818
Surely googling it is much less of an effort than sending a reply, even when you're sleepy?
"the female eunuch" is classic feminist literature. I thought it would be ironic to use that to knock his teeth out.
LaPlumeDeMaTante1 6 months ago
@LaPlumeDeMaTante1 Yes, that's how I personally am when I'm sleepy, I'm not legally old enough to drink, but I'm guessing I'd probably be better off intoxicated, at least then I'd most likely just become unconscious. I'll be in a completely comatose state, & then realize it's 2 a.m. & I won't realize that I've fallen asleep until I wake up. I'll began2type the beginning of a word or sentence, pass out4approximately half an hour or so, then wake up with a start, & then commence on completing it.
art1st818 6 months ago
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@cgiwattgrrl99
"White people don't air their dirty laundry"
Jerry Springer ring a bell?
MissPompousTwat 6 months ago
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all black women look like transvestites to me (im a white male)... lol i'm not going to lie because it's just what i think
SanguineBullet667 6 months ago
@SanguineBullet667 That's impossible because you haven't actually SEEN ALL of the African American women on earth, you ignoramus!
art1st818 6 months ago 8
@art1st818
you mean in america?? right. because your not african-american if your not in america?.
MrLilort 5 months ago
black americans are an embarrassment to the entire black race. you'd never see a black man from the islands or africa doing this, even if their preference was white women, they wouldn't publically denigrate black women.
xhappyrainbow 7 months ago
@xhappyrainbow
How does he denigrate black women? He even says "a black woman could be president with no problem".
He denigrates white women in this video.
LaPlumeDeMaTante1 7 months ago
GO TO HELL CHRIS. OUR FIRST LADY IS DOING JUST FINE!!!
nitabug36 7 months ago 2
@nitabug36
He says black girls can't play second fiddle to their husband as if that's an insult.
The only insult he made was that white girls CAN. He makes us look as if we're obedient, submissive idiots.
MissPompousTwat 7 months ago 3
@MissPompousTwat
Well that goes two ways, accordying to which way you think about it.
1) you're obedient, submissive idiots
2) you're cooperative in advancing a common interest where you place others interest above your own
In the same way, what he said about black girls can be thought in two ways
1) They are self-conscious, assured and proud
2) They are snotty self serving dipshits who take more than they contribute as a matter of course.
Not all things are clear cut =)
52111centrumcz 6 months ago
@52111centrumcz
"advancing a common interest where you place others interest above your own"
Isn't that what they told 1950's housewives to stop them from pursuing a career of their own?
No woman should be advised to live her life through that of her husband's.
Not in this day and age, FFS!
MissPompousTwat 6 months ago
@cgiwattgrrl99 THANK YOU AND ALL CHRIS ROCK DID WAS INDIRECTLY REFER TO WHITE WOMEN AS BRAINLESS UNOPINIONATED ROBOTS WHO WILL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY....
withlove7272 7 months ago
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Why do so many black women have babies by these sorry ass no good unemployed low life bombs? Please comment.
Twoodssax1234567 7 months ago
@cgiwattgrrl99
lmfao
you act like you know me
no woman has ever givin me attitude, wtf are you talkin about
Tip: Stop assuming things , coz you suck at it
GunStreets 7 months ago
@cgiwattgrrl99
Agreed.
Mrmoc7 7 months ago
@cgiwattgrrl99 amen
why on earth would you say something racist about your own race?
xhappyrainbow 7 months ago
@cgiwattgrrl99 LMAO
LoveNaisa 7 months ago
Motherfucker's funny, he's so wrong though. Michelle Obama is making a great first lady!
Mrmoc7 7 months ago
'We cant both hike!"
"I ont give a fuck!"
thecapone45 7 months ago
Obviously that is Mrs Obama ^^
akooser25 7 months ago
Better still, get an Asian woman!
WizzoPro9476 7 months ago
@WizzoPro9476
like John Lennon did
charlotteBraillie 7 months ago
MIchelle ain't so bad! THANK CHRIST OBAMA GOT A BLACK WIFE LIKE MICHELLE; MICHELLE AIN'T NO ORDINARY BW!!!
ON POINT, C!!!!!!!!!!!
WizzoPro9476 7 months ago
Chris Rock aint shit
LoveNaisa 7 months ago
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Lol. This is true. The Black Women is out of order in the relationships. They want to be the Head of the Relationship but according to 1st Corinthians 11 verse 3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the HEAD OF THE WOMAN is the MAN; and the head of Christ is God. If the Black and Latin women despise that to hell with them until they get there minds right. The feminist movement really was a real brain washing. Blacks and Hispanics are the Real Jews so lets repent.
LiamBenIsrael 7 months ago
ALL BLACK WOMEN ARE NOT LIKE THAT ...IT IS BLACK MEN WHO MESS UP THE BLACK WOMEN...A BLACK WOMEN CAN BE GOOD AND HUMBLE TO A BLACK MAN AND HE WILL DOG HER OUT...BLACK MEN SUFFER FROM THEIR OWN PERSONAL INSECURITY THAT THEY PUT UPON THE BLACK WOMEN...BUT OBOMA DID GET INTO OFFICE AND IS DOING PRETTY ALRIGHT AND TRYING TO CLEAN UP MESS THAT WAS LEFT FOR HIM TO CLEAN WITH HIS BLACK WOMEN...FUCK YOU CHRIS ROCK..YOU BLACK MEN ACT LIKE YOUR SUCH ANGELS...YOUR MAIN PART OF YOUR BRAIN IS IN YOUR DICK
withlove7272 7 months ago 3
@withlove7272 wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
95bigash 7 months ago
@95bigash
Was that you having a stroke?
charlotteBraillie 7 months ago
@withlove7272 Yeah, and it's the good BM are suffering because of that shit!!!!! FUCK THAT!!!!!!!
WizzoPro9476 7 months ago
@WizzoPro9476 AND UNFORTUNATELY THERE ARE CASUALTIES IN WAR
withlove7272 7 months ago
@withlove7272 Preach Sister!
filmtress 7 months ago
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
TheLeroyRadioShow 7 months ago
i am disgusted
april0293 7 months ago
That chick at :49 looks like a giant orange.
hotdrumchick 7 months ago
NO!
We President!
Stewie7999 7 months ago 20
FUCK Chris Rock.. Paladins comin for all yall Bitchez.
SUUCCKKAAAAZZZ
ThePaladinsOfTruth 7 months ago
Steriotypes make me vomit -_-
Bluebafoon 7 months ago 2
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youneekk 7 months ago