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  • Orange is the kings men's color yes this must be demon color.

  • Isn't that the guy running for president of the united states. Wait? That is the president.

  • Why are we giving this media attention?

  • THERE LIERS!!!

  • the guy whos talking reminds me of harold camping 

  • They said demons are color coded to brown and orange. Does that mean brown people and gingers are possessed?? 

  • @pookypoopoopoo Geez, i guess its true that gingers don't have souls...

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  • @wntoply6 Am now going to block you (again). Will not waste our collective time carrying on any more conversation with you. Have a nice life.

  • @wntoply6 ...you would not even bothered to waste your time continuing to attack me? So who am I being intolerant, hateful, and bigoted towards? Witches? Satanists? Atheists? You don't believe in anything supernatural, or for that matter anything I say; why waste you time? Ignorance? How can I display ignorance toward a topic that you claim does not exist (God, Satan, supernatural, etc.)? You are ignorant of Atheism, which believes that there is no supernatural, which you don't. URN Atheist.

  • @wntoply6 Your comment: 'you waste your time talking to me because you're an idiot of epic proportions without an ounce of common sense'

    Then WHY ARE YOU STILL RESPONDING?? I guess that block button does not work. Do you think you are going to convince me to your way of thinking by constantly insulting me? Or do you think that just makes you look more intelligent? (in which case you may be shocked to discover...IT DOESN'T)

    And BTW, you must not know the meaning of bigotry.  Otherwise...

  • omfg help me my twix is attacking me OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  • Lol, my religion is funny.

  • Well, when you present it like this, of course it looks stupid!

    Did a whole series on Halloween, and yes, people do pray over Halloween candy and such to curse it. I have known several Satan worshippers, and at one point practiced witchcraft myself.

    Of course, if you are an atheist, and don't believe in anything supernatural, than by all means go back and hide your head in the sand. BTW, I DO NOT SUPPORT PAT ROBERTSON. People like him make ACTUAL Christians look like morons.

  • @CAUGHTUPALIVE1 you're nuttier than all the "christians" in this world combined.

    nothing, NOTHING of sanity supports the supernatural whether it's of gods or of satans. seems you believe in either or both. that makes you insane. to tell an atheist who uses logic that his head is in the sand is the height of insanity itself.

    sir or madam, whichever you consider yourself to be, you are one fucked up dude. and a very sick one at that.

  • @wntoply6 I love Atheists. So naive; believe that just because they have not seen it themselves, nor has it been proven to them, that it isn't real. Quite frankly, your opinion of me means absolutely ZIP. Your logic is severely limited by what you have and have not been exposed to. But give it time.

    Soon 'Atheists' will be gone, replaced by a bunch of people who cannot handle what they are seeing when the supernatural manifests itself. I will pray for you, that you wake up before it's too late.

  • @CAUGHTUPALIVE1 so you love atheists, well good for you! at least we know you're alone in a crowd of "christians" who follow neither the teachings or spirit of christ by hating those who don't believe as they do...get it?

    back at ya with regard to your opinions...they're ZIP!

    as for atheist being gone soon, is that like the end of times that's been predicted as being at hand since man first existed? you're proof ignorance is bliss!

    btw, i'm not atheist by any stretch of your wild imagination.

  • @wntoply6 No, I viewed your channel, and you seem to be holding a torch for just about everybody. Since I don't have time to watch every one of your videos (which range from 'Christian' to gay, to Rick Perry and Glen Beck); I am not sure WHAT YOU ARE. Except maybe a TROLL. Of course, your previous comment:

    'NOTHING of sanity supports the supernatural whether it's of gods or of satans.'

    still suggests you are an Atheist.

    Can't believe I wasted my time talking to you.

  • @CAUGHTUPALIVE1 you're not sure what i am, but you know i hold a torch for just about everybody. can one say oxymoron?

    you waste your time talking to me because you're an idiot of epic proportions without an ounce of common sense. that you're bested in each of your moronic posts is a fact you can't face.

    i carry no "torch, but i do fight against, ignorance, intolerance, bigotry & hate where ever i see it. and buddy, you're a perfect example of those traits with ignorance at the forefront!

  • I'm a Christian myself,and I'm laughing at this!

  • *Eats handful of Candy Corn* hahahaha this can't be rea- HAIL SATAN!

  • Lol que?

  • Oh no I am demonic help me just playing

  • Fuck you Halloween is not evil

  • Fuck youse on

  • Fuck you Christian

  • What is this!? Im a christian, but this is just crazy. Demons in your candy canes!? Who came up with this anyways!?

  • aww did the poor lady have an allergic reaction to candy when she was a kid ...

  • Witches don't drink blood or howl at the moon that werewolves and vampires...stupid twit lady!

  • I wonder how sex with a demon would be? lol

  • @baxtar

    Religion is only those things when it is in the hands of people who possess and exude those traits. People who are dangerous will be dangerous religious people. People who are stupid will be stupid religious people.

  • How can people follow these religious nut bars no pun intended. Religion is so fucking retarded, dangerous, hateful and stupid.

  • Oh geez this is so funny.

  • I liked this video because it's hilarious.

    And how they put the words of everyone.

  • Hersheys is the devil!

  • EVIL! EVIL! CANDY AHHHH THEY WILL ROT YOUR TEETH AND YOUR SOUL LMFAO

  • "sissy punk gods"?

    Jesus promised the end of wicked people.

    Thor promised the end of all ice giants.

    ...I don't see many ice giants around.

  • @XGL93 THOR IS THE NEW JESUS!

  • @XGL93 I can't like this comment. This makes me sad.

  • @TheChrissykun i know these people are stupid

  • then they get into the logics of how smart demons are and I'm wondering, candy bad? demons are the true cause of cavities afterall. god must be a dentist

  • *affair. Damn.

  • Christianity: one womans lie about an affaor that got way out of hand.

  • this is why we can't have nice things religion ruins it, they gotta lighten up they are way too strict, im tired of people trying to shove religion down peoples throats.

  • EPIC FACEPALM

  • christians taking over another holiday. chridtians dont have tolerance for anythong but there way. they even lied about ehen jesus was born so noone would know what christmas really was. if i were jesus id be offended. good job christ one. apologize to jesus.

  • fyi christ one is supposably the english translation of christian from another language.

  • Really Christians??? REALLY????

  • OoooOOOooOOOooooooOOOo

  • SOOOOO in other words christains HATE everyone xD, yes i said H-a-t-e, theres a BIG def from preaching and freedoom of speech to hate.....christains are spreading fear all over like some HoMo with Aids here...Christains along with the Fake ass pat Fagason better back the fuck off, if a christain gets in my face they have not seen hell yet hahahaha, but really...lay off the jesus crack...put down the pipe...while you say we bette turn to jesus or god..i say YOU better turn to Zeus to be saved :)

  • these reporters are telling the absolute TRUTH, but making it sound like a mockery so the ignorant reamins a bunch of dumb fucks and keeps laughing their asses off untill they find out that they have only fucked themselves through their own ignorance...THE END IS VERY NEAR, OPEN UR MINDS PEOPLE, AND WAKE UP FROM IGNORANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Shadhin101 and YOU better layoff the pipe, TURN TO ZEUS NOW BEFOR ITS TO LATE!!!!! see? we can do the same to you :) ohhh the irony.....

  • @zeustruth ok there poke ball, now return to you 

  • @Shadhin101 poke ball? a new forum of crack?

  • @zeustruth hahahaha.....u really need to look in the mirror before making comments man, trust me you`ll realize your telling me about your own lifestyle :)

  • 171 people were laughing their asses off!!

  • This is one of the funniest videos I've seen. My own on this topic pales in comparison.

  • Demons really do exist. This news report is like a cover-up for Satan. You see, Satan never wants to be made known or to be known because then he won't be able to do evil as he wants to. He (satan and his demons) hates and fears so much to be known about)

    Its suspicious in and of itself that this news report is so biased about the existence of demons. Let people believe or say what they want you shouldn't be biased about anything. Biased people are fools. They are self deceivers.

  • @mishakol129 but I am pretty sure he ain't hiding in my snickers, and if he is, it is a good thing my 6th grade math teacher threatened us with failing if we didn't give her our snickers

  • @thephysicwerewolf The Evil Prince has many names; "The Evil One" (Matthew 6:13) "The Liar and the Fathers of Lies" (John 8:44), " The Accuser" (Revelation 12:10), "The Deceiver" (2 John 1:7), "Satan" - which literally means "ADVERSARY" in Greek. "Devil", which also literally means "SLANDERER" in Greek..... That's all I can think of right now, there may have been one more though. This is enough already though.

  • @mishakol129 still, I don't see "butterfinger" or "pixiestick" in that list

  • the only people who are worried about demons and believe demons have power to be feared are people with very extreme guilt,,,,ie fundamentalists xians

  • Mrs. Daniels did pray for witches who drink blood and howl at the moon, not one she met of course, just the ones she made up.

  • S E R I O U S L Y? /facepalm...

  • Best..Reporter..Ever.

  • Religious people are so, SO very pathetic...

  • @lunei66 What's pathetic is your dead body as a rotting corpse.

  • @mishakol129 The fuck are you talking about?

  • these cristians just dont want people to go out of their controll, so they say these stories to scare everyone, i mean demon candy? whats next demon cristmas presents?demon turkys? demon valentines?

  • they gonna suck ur blood

  • this could actually be true. simple objects such as candy can be cursed with necromancers or whatnot

  • @sonic503789 im a pagan or to be exact i am a necromancer.i seriousley doubt this is true.And as a necromancer i can tell you neither me nor my brethren want to curse,hex,or jinx ur candy. real talk man niggas have better shit to do,this is just stupid, smh christians arent to smart are they

  • @fallenangel91x it would seem that way :/

  • Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

    OMG that is seriously hilarious!!!

    Demonic Candy hahahaha only

    thing bad about takeing candy

    from strangers is you don't know

    if it is posined or not you don't

    know if their pixie sticks are really

    crystal meth!!!

  • FUCK, at the rate i´m eating candy, I´m already as full with daemons as Satan himself

  • I died laughing with my best friend Siddhartha / Buddha.

  • Hey, you ATHEISTS need to be more tolerant of their beliefs. yes, they may sound like shit they say while on PCP, and they may have a type of brain damage and PEOPLE ACTUALLY LISTEN TO WHAT THEY SAY, you shouldnt say that because that makes you EVIL and INTOLERANT and YOU HATE GOD

  • @grendelee Em, no. Fuck them.

  • Yeah, but talking snakes and Zombie saviors, that makes perfect sense.

  • LOL i knew Scooby-Doo was real

  • LMAO wtf i love Religious nuts! how stupid do you seriously have to be to believe this shit?

  • that explains why Thrills gum and candy corn taste so bad

  • oooooh my god!!!! this is tooooo friggin FUNNY~ I want the vampire gummies damnit!!! LOL LOL.....ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Blessed be!

  • I wish a demon would have sex with me...i bet they know how to have fun :)

  • @jpayne68177 Thats not funny...

  • @Domodeath

    I thought it was funny....

  • satan is in my soul, and in my lower intestine

  • satan is IN MY BAGEL! 

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    wat attempts for attention

    they just what all of us to convert to their region, and they yet again failed

  • wtf halloween is my birthday waht a bitch >:L

  • @inrrak31870 thats awesome.

  • @inrrak31870 Please don't swear

  • How far over the edge do evangelicals have to go before they fall?

  • .....and if no one is there to hear them fall, do they still make a thud sound?

  • hahaha THE DEVILS IN MY KITKAT OH NO

  • @spartan5689 Your comment is tops. LOL!

  • What about freedom of speech? It's the same old story, accept something from the government and they "own you." Maybe churches should pay taxes and become free to say what they want.

  • Pat Robertson is the perfect example of you can't fix stupid. As a Christian, I find him an embarrassment to all Christians. That dumbass woman is no better.

  • I'm starting to feel bad for the kind, normal Christians. Wackos like this woman and Pat Robertson are really giving them a bad name.

  • You can't help but pitty stupid of this level.

  • thank you very much for making the nation aware of no sex with demons tomorrow night :D

  • bible+pcp+lsd=demons in the candy

  • If this is their reaction to halloween candy. Just think of her reaction about Twilight! xD

  • This lady needs to wake up in the real world. What a wacko. I find this video hilarious. Never a dull moment, eh Pat Robertson.

  • WHY isn't anyone stepping up to the plate against this epidemic of utter insanity?!

  • having sex with demons? damn. let me get at that! if theyr hot.

  • What's really scary is, the news worded this to make it sound silly just so those watching it, will think it's silly. Satan will disguise himself as an angel of light. Just keep on laughing. Satan runs the media & he's not gonna expose himself. I pray all those laughing will see the truth before it's too late. & saying someone is "spiritual" isn't always a good thing. satan & his demons are also spiritual!

  • @DeaconDeZ

    I R ESCARED. SAVE ME IMAGINARY FRIEND FROM MY IMAGINARY ENEMIES!

    also if satan disguised himself as an angel of light. Do you think he would sacrifice himself to himself in a brutal manner. Maybe some sort of slow painful death by torture. Which would of course bind you to him in the debt he payed for you to himself. Then convince people to eat the flesh of their saviour, and teach that those who don't follow are sinners and will suffer for all eternity.

    JESUS CHRIST!

    mmm Demonsex

  • @lubermanl You're funny! I'm still laffin'!

  • @lubermanl Are you sincere in asking or is this an opportunity for you to start bashing? I have no time for the ignorant comments & bashing of my faith. If you wish to have a mature discussion, let me know. if not, keep your smart comments to yourself.

  • @DeaconDeZ

    um. I think you meant me, when you responded. And all I did was highlight the fact that your arguments were fallacies. Look at tv tropes You Fail Logic page for why I stated your arguments as void. Prove that God exists and no shifting burden of proof. Also are trying to pull the Ad hominem (Against the man) fallacy on me? I will inform you of all logical fallacies you put forth. Just letting you know ahead of time.

  • @KillaFundie44 Please give me an idea of what lies you are referring to. Just saying it's not true, doesn't mean it isn't true. & I'm not saying ALL beliefs are true. Just Christianity. I'm not here to defend islam, hinduism, etc.

  • @DeaconDeZ

    I want you to prove what you say is true without resorting to any logical fallacies. That's what I want. Also prove the other religions wrong as well. Remember, if you accept a 0.002% of one theory than you have to accept them all 0.002% as a logical reason. That's my statement in full.

  • @DeaconDeZ

    I will also tell you if you make any fallacies. Just letting you know in advance. I will name them and explain why its a fallacy. I will try in one reply but with this system I might be expecting too much since you can only send a certain amount of replies in a certain amount of time, but i will try. Be patient. The system on you tube sucks.

  • @DeaconDeZ

    You sound like an idiot. "OH NOES, DEMONS ARE EVERY WHERE! HELP ME, JEZUS! HELP ME!! PLEASE! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU AS MY SECURITY BLANKET!" Time to get out of lala land. Also citation needed. Prove it.

  • @KillaFundie44 One day, Every knee shall bow & every tongue shall confess! I'll be an idiot, as you so intelligently put it. But I'd rather live life believing in God & die to find out He don't exist, than live life not believing & die to find out He DOES exists! Do you, computer thug!!!

  • @DeaconDeZ

    Still no proof. You made the claim. Back it up. Also the Pascal wager doesn't work. You do realize there are at least 5000 gods created throughout the course of history. Thus choosing 1 out 5000 Gods is not really a safe bet. You still have at least 1/5000 chance of having the right one. Not much of a chance, that's 0.02%. If you want me to list the Gods throughout history I can. It will take a long time, but I can do so.

    PS. Not a computer thug (what ever that is).

  • @KillaFundie44 Who the HELL are you, I need to prove anything too?! Do you & I'll do me, son!!! You do your own research because no matter what I say, you wouldn't believe me anyway! I did mine & I'm good! Historically, most of those ''gods'' have come & gone. The real God (Yahweh) is still going strong! Something must be real about Him. Fools like you always got something bad to say about Him. There goes that ''santa syndrome'' again!!!!

  • @DeaconDeZ

    You made a statement that requires proof, thus you are required to prove it. Just saying a wizard did it is simply "Argument From Ignorance." It's a logical fallacy, just like pascal wager.

    Also those other gods are still there and worshiped. People have returned to paganism, remember. People fought over stuff like this to prove their god is superior. In a way, it is still being done today. Just because it's a major belief doesn't mean it's right. That's Argument of popularity.

  • @DeaconDeZ

    Still yet to provide evidence. All you seem to do to prove your point is the use of logical fallacies. TV tropes has a wonderful section for this type of answers. It's called YOU FAIL LOGIC FOREVER! Please submit your evidence.

  • good and evil are human constructs that need no supernatural explanation. Goodness defined in a spiritual context diminishes the act because the person or people doing good do so in part because of religious belief in a reward. The non believer’s altruism is done for no reward and can therefore can be said to be greater. Think about that it then follows that good and evil are contextual and not absolute and therefore totally human concepts.

  • Haha. I laughed  so hard, soda came out of my nose...

  • You've got to be kidding me. This is insane. I've never drank blood and the only one in my house who howls at anything is my dog, but he's half wolf.

    When will people stop being so ignorant?

  • I'm not addicted to drinking blood... I can stop anytime!

    xD....What a group of fucking loonies.

  • This is another reason why the Christian Right will KILL US ALL.

  • @kemonokami: after 30 yrs of Reaganism in the USA, the religious right has already dragged the world in this economic nightmare.

  • So why don't we all organize and drag the religious right to their very knees?!

  • @kemonokami: I'm not American, so I cannot even vote in the USA. Aside from activating against religion in my own country, there is not much I can do.

  • @auriciangelescu

    This is why I formed The Kitsune Society. A spiritual/countercultural group against this madness!

  • My favorite Countdown moment ever.

    I am Wiccan and Samhain (Halloween) is my favorite holiday.

    When will people learn that Wicca is NOT devil worship. Wiccans don't even believe the devil exists.

  • I have friends who practice Wicca and they are generally better people than most Christians I run into. My Wicca friends do not try to convert me or tell me that I'm going to suffer in a fiery pit like Christians do.

  • @junenicolemay

    Such a good point. What a world we live in.

  • fucking stupid ey

    from what i know witches dont drink blood

    i want what ever drugs their taking

    DEMONS DO NOT POSSES FUCKING CANDIES!!!!!!

    STUPID FUCKS

    PINCHE PENDEJOS

  • I'm seriously on the floor laughing my ass off at this. WOW... just fucking wow :'D

  • I am favouriting this video because of what Rev. Barry Lynn said about this form of ridiculousness. I'm glad there's a decent fellow out there who is willing to stand up for sanity!

  • Seriously, what is wrong is with this lady?

  • She has serious emotional problems...

  • @KingofDarkness0025

    Lots of things. Religion is quite interesting isn't it? We seriously need to keep these nuts from gaining power.

  • thank you some one who is a voice of reason for us, and my gosh this gets funnyer with every word i have had a good laugh

  • couldn't watch without laughing

  • Yep now im more determined to become wiccan stupid christans with halloween problems

  • WTF?!?!?!?!?!?! This is the most idiotic thing ever! Halloween isn't bad, it's a wiccan new year! Pat and that chick are idiots

    -_____-

  • the candy companies didn't make big enough contribution that year

  • I want to have sex with demons...

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  • ONLY true demons and devil i see are the christains and there GOD, Pat Robertson better watch whaty he say...might get slap with a law suit on his ass and many more for being *Racists* like that......I'm proud to b a Wiccan!

  • People like Pat Robertson and that crazy lady in this video use lies and scare tactics as a way to control people and earn a lot of money while doing so.

  • LULZ!!!!!

  • Why are they worried? Anybody this stupid is already cursed

    Wiccans don't even believe in Satan!!!!

    Wiccans are warm, spiritual people who find magic in nature rather than Judeo Christian Sky faries. I can understand and respect that because I can see and experience the wonders of nature, Sky faries not so much;) I'd trust my kids with them long before I'd leave them with a priest..

  • What do they believe in then?

  • cause and effect, scientific analysis, reality , the finite existence of man and that people who believe in sky faries are to dumb to live or at least to dumb to be allowed the right to breed.

  • Ah so they are nazis?

    By the way get your English right. It is 'too' not 'to.' Your statement should have read as follows: "are TOO dumb to live or at least TOO dumb to be allowed the right to breed."

  • its funny that her last name is cain, did anyone else notice that???

  • I am a Roman Catholic and this bullshit only comes out in the US. Seems tha they have nothing else to do in life these morons. Vampires in Candy lol they should realy lock the twats up in a mental hospital and throw away the keys.

  • wow i honestly thought i heard it all from these strict ass christian/catholics but they always seem to prove me wrong..seems to me thier running out of ideas on bashing us wiccans and pagans so they came up with this.. Im wiccan and proud of it..this acutally amused me i just laughed so hard xD and i love how one of the pastors say "our sissy punk gods" oh ye known so lil xDD

  • ummm.......wow i dont even know what to say, i am wiccan and this is ridiculous!

  • i know im a pagan and it deeply hurts me alot that anyone could ever think anything like this

    its horrible just horrible

    BUT im going to eat sooooooooo much christmas *ahem* "Yule Candy" this year and i will hope to goddess i dont die from some evil demonic peppermint demon in my candycane! :]

  • This is why we can't have nice things.

  • I'm a wiccan. If I were going to do anything regarding candy, I would be blessing healthier snacks that they might find their way into children's mouths more easily than the garbage that's traditionally given out.

  • Christians pray when they eat a meal. If their prayers are valid, wouldn't that remove any curses put on any food they eat, by anyone? Why are they afraid?

  • I just bought demon infused Laffy Taffy and Nerds for super cheap. Guess who's havin demon sex tonight! =D

  • sex with demons ? lOL

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA LOL MAN.

    that guy sounds like he's mad. or having a heart attack man

  • Maybe if we put the evangelical Christians together with the radical Muslims they can kill each other and we have peace on this earth.

    While these people are busy whining into an empty sky begging dead air for forgiveness, because they can't stand the notion this is all there is, the rest of us would like to get back to earth trying to enjoy this limited existence.

  • These guys give Christians a bad name. They have some issues. I mean, what the heck? I believe in demons and I am a Christian, but this is going into the realm of the insane. This is really irrational I think.

    People, these guys are not typical Christians. At least I hope not.

  • awesome im going to buy me some edible demons! this is is stupid but typical :P

  • It is amazing how much power and influence that CBN grants to the witches and Wiccans of the world. The fact that they can demonize candy and invoke Satan to steal souls....boy, those are some powerful folks. I would in turn think that Pat and company could summon some superior forces like Jesus, or Glenda the Good Angel of the North to neutralize the Wiccan advances, but apparently those players just aren't strong enough. I'm going to have a Kit Kat and think this over a little more.