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  • Yo momma so fat, She buys 100 cases of lipstick.

  • yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery stoe and starved to death

  • DAT ASS

  • 0:20 moto moto from madagascar favorite part

  • Yo mama so ugly Jason died by looking at her

  • Yo mamas so fat that the pictures of her tear the wall down!

  • Yo mama so fat. People use her as a Car park!

  • Yo mamas so fat that they used her belly button as a trench

  • Yoyr mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does

  • YO MAMA SO POOR I CAME HOME FROM WORK ONE DAY AND I ASKED WHAT WAS FOR DINNER SHE SAID SPAGETTI,I LOOKED AT MY SHOELACES AND THEY WERE GONE

  • Yo mama so fat/ugly, she was the only one in the family picture.

  • press 3 to see yo mama jiggle

  • Yomamas so ugly that when brody dies, we will know the cause

  • Yo mama so stupid she went to the doctor and said I have the virus the receptionist said how do you know your mama said my computer said so

  • yo mamas so fat that she died

  • yo mama so ugly she made chuck norris cry!

  • yo mamma so FAT when we hung her picture the nail broke

  • @computernerd202 copy cat , brody already made that video

  • You mama so FAT She causes earthquakes when ever she exercises!

  • yo mamas so fat wait shes the one who made titanic sink.

  • your mamas so stupid at Halloween she gets so scared that she locks herself in the toilet and pisses herself.

  • yo momma so old... when columbus sailed the seas...

    she was on the other side of the boat fishin

  • yOUR momma so stUPID she thought a quaterback was refund

  • YOOUR MOOMMAAA IS SO FREKIN FAT SHE MADE THE GRAND canyon 2

  • Yo Mama so fat, she can;t even jump to a conclusion

  • yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry

    yo mama so poor when she lit up a match all the cockroaches came out clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat

    yo mama so fat even the count couldn't count how many calories she ate

    yo mama so stupid she made a peep hole in a glass door

    yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

    yo mama so fat that she has her own orbit

    so that's where Pluto went

    yo mama so old her breast milk is powder

  • @alphahydranoid6499

    your mama is so stupid she thought you were a human XD

  • "AND THE REUNIONS TAKE PLACE ON HER ASSSS!" XD

  • yo mamma is so old that when i patted her on the back her tits fell off!!

    yo mamma is so old that when we went to a museium when we where at the dinosaur section she pointed up and said hey theres dad!

  • yo mama so fat when she went to the beach she was the ONLY one who got a tan

  • yo mama so ugly that when she when to justin beiber concert he life crying

  • Yo mamma's so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch :3

  • yo mamas so old she has a autographed bible!!!!!!!!!!

  • yo mama so horny, when i went over to her house for dinner i asked whats for dinner, and she opened her legs and said crabs!!!!!

  • Yo mama so fat when she went into the lift she could only go down.

  • YO MAMA SO UGLY for holloween she dressed as herself and won for scariest face

  • YO MAMA so poor when you put a cigarette out she said "who turned off the heater"

  • 'Yo momma so fat and stupid, when she saw a bus full of white people,she said "CATCH THAT TWINKY!

  • yo mama so fat that her's bra is an moon

  • yo mama so fat that in the bible it says: I RODE TO BETHLEHEM ON AN ASS. YOUR MAMAS ASS!!!! YEAAAAAA

  • @Aceskaterdylanb family guy

  • yo mama so fat when she sat on a toshiba tv she invented THE FLATSCREEN!!

  • yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

  • your mama so stinky when she farted the earth hit globle warming!!!!!!!! YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Yo mama is so fat, when she fell down in the grand canyon she got stuck

  • Yo mama do ugly when she made a MySpace account everyone switched to Facebook

  • Yo mamma jokes used be funny and joke between friends, but then it took to being on youtube. (thought i was gion to say an arrow to the knee didnta ya)

  • Yo mamma so dumb, She put a quarter in a parking meter and she waited for a gumball to come out.

  • yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas, and its still printing.

  • On*

  • Yo moma so poor wen i stepped oj a cigar she said.....NOOO MY CENTRAL HEATING :3)

  • yo mamma so stupid she put a yo mamma joke on her own youtube channel! lol

  • Yo momma so fat she went to japan and caused a tsuanami when she went diving.

  • yo mama so ugly chuck norris checks under his bed for her

  • its so sad how everybody copies the same yo mama jokes...

  • yo mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed

  • YO MAMA SO FAT STUPID AND UGLY!!!!!!! shes related to peter griffin... hehehe

  • Yo mamas so poor someone stepped on her skatboard and she said "GET OFF THE FAMILY CAR"

  • Yomama so stupid that she post a yomama so stupid joke on her personal exprience

  • your moma is so fat that when she jumped in the pacific ocean she thought it was her backyard pool

  • Yo Mama So ugly When She Walked into a Haunted house, They gave Her A Job Application :)

  • and reunions take place UNDER ASS !!

  • YO ma mas so poor when some one stept on a ciggret she said:WEH TUREH THEH LIEH OEH?(WHO TURNRND THE LIGHTS OF?)

  • Fk tat

  • didnt laugh. 

  • Thumbs up if you can't stop watching random videos to Insult your friends with

  • @XDTomHD yep

  • Yo mama is so fat, she broke a branch on your family tree

  • your momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scales. The scales said bitch fuck off

  • isn't this the voice of joe from family guy?

  • Yo mama is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed

  • Yo momma so fat that she has smaller fat people floating around her.

  • yo mama so stupid she stole free bread

  • Yo mama so fat ,when she fell down stairs it played Estenders

  • Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order

  • yo mama so fat she falls down the stairs when she goes down!

  • Yo momma so ugly, Captain Falcon said No!

  • Ur mama so fat tht she needed to sleepat a matress store

  • Yo mamas so stupid when she saw the pi button on the calculator and pressed it. She waited for the pie man to come.

  • you mama so fat she scares freddy krugger in his dreams

  • Yo Mama So Ugly

    she put the Boogie man outta business.

  • Your Mama so fat shes bigger then hollywood.

  • press 3 and 2 for FAT OBAMA

  • yo mamas so ugly not even lady gaga believes she was born this way

  • yo mama so fat myspace became nospace

  • Your mother is so stupid she went into the dentist and asked for a blue tooth

  • yo mama so stupidshe was lockedin a bathroom and starved to death!

  • @TheBLu3Li0n dude... you did that all wrong...

  • @boredomtv100 lol yh iknow it was ment tosay she wet herself...lollll

  • Yo mama is so fat that when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks.

  • Yo mama is so ghetto she breast feeds with kool-aid.

  • Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

  • Yo mama is so fat she needs a life guard for her cereal bowl.

  • Yo mama is so fat I took a picture of her last christmas...

    and its still printing.

  • yo mamas so fat when i took a pictue of her on my camera is used up all my memory.

  • Yo mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the ocean

    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA DERP

  • stop Yelling!!!!

  • Yo mama so fat she broke a branch on the family tree

  • YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE IS MISTAKED FOR A PLANET!

  • yo mama so fat she falls on both sides of the bed

  • Yo moma so fat her picture wheighted more then an SUV

  • yo mama so fat she need 1kg of paper to wipes her ass

  • yo mama so fat we took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

  • @thePIVOTfilmz Why do this,why,makes no sense,never.ever.works.Just,ju­st stop....SPAMMER

  • Yo mama's so fat, shes haitis most wanted person

  • Yo mama so fat, she broke a branch in her family tree

  • To momma to grouchy the don't even sell happy meals at the McDonald's she work at! :)

  • yo mama so fat that when she rents the movie theater she takes up the whole theatre

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS f6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARRY CUZ ITWORK

  • Your momma is fat that people runs around her to get exercise

  • Yo momma is so fat that here nickname i lardo

  • yo mama so fat when she went in the elevator to go up it went down

  • yo mama so fat when she got a balloon it fell to the ground

  • Yo mama is so fat I took a picture at curie as and it is still printing

  • yo mama so fat the army mistaked her for godzilla

  • Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry

  • yo mama so fat

  • To mama so stupid she thought she could fly like wonder woman

  • Yo mama so fat when she went in the ocean the whales sang we are family.

  • thing about my mom is, shes a guy.

  • yo mommas so ugly that your gay

  • no this one sucks like all the others..

  • ass

  • Yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet sang "ABCDEFG Get this fat bitch off of me!"

  • yo moms so ugly bob the builder said we cant fix that

  • dont read

  • yo mama so stupid that she thought doggie bags were made of real dogs!

  • ASS!!!!

  • yo mama soo stupid,she threw a rock at the floor and missed!

  • imagine if she farted when she was showing her ass

  • yo mama so fat, she broke the family tree

  • your momma so dirty the teroist's use her sweat instead of fertelizer

  • yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and it`s still printing

  • ON HER AAAAAAAASSSSS

  • Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the toilet she scares shit out of it

  • yo mama is soooo ugly, she makes the grudge look bad

  • @vGallade look good**

    

  • yo mama is soooo ugly, she makes the grudge look bad

  • and the REUNION TAKES PLACE ON HER AAAASSSSSS

  • Yo mamas so fat she jumped in the air and i got a blue screen

  • yo mama is so fat that the term "fat" is replaced by her name in the dictionary.

  • yo mama is so fat , her blood type is maple syrup

  • press 3 fast for yo mama action

  • yo mama is so fat, her picture fell and broke the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yo mama soo hairy, u almost died of rug burn at birth!

  • Yo mama so fat when she got her face in her profile facebook 's hardware cracked

  • Thumbs Up If U Saw Hair On The Butt!!!

  • Yo Mama So Poor When She Sees A Trash Can She Says Good To Be Home!!

  • yo mamas so fat when she went to the beach all the whales sang "we are family!"

  • Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped the words "Goodyear" on her and sent her to the runway!

  • Yo mama so dirty when I said " Whats for breakfast" she opened her legs and said "Blue Waffle".

  • Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

  • Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

  • Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

    Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

    Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

  • Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!

  • Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

  • Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.

    Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

    Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.

    Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

    Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

  • Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

    Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

    Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

  • Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

    Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

    Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

    Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her! Submitted by

    Yo mama so poor she uses curtains as blankets!

  • Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

    Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

    Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

    Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

    Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

  • Yo mama so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate

  • Yo mama so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said, “Hey it comes with cable!”

  • Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

    Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

    Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

    Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.