Yo mamma jokes used be funny and joke between friends, but then it took to being on youtube. (thought i was gion to say an arrow to the knee didnta ya)
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Yo momma so fat, She buys 100 cases of lipstick.
HabboChannelTime 4 days ago
yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery stoe and starved to death
TheMrbochito10 5 days ago
DAT ASS
MultiPokemon1111 6 days ago
0:20 moto moto from madagascar favorite part
SuperKnexMaster 3 weeks ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mama so ugly Jason died by looking at her
cokemas 1 month ago
Yo mamas so fat that the pictures of her tear the wall down!
WolfHomeAva 1 month ago
Yo mama so fat. People use her as a Car park!
dennisjonkristensen 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mamas so fat that they used her belly button as a trench
NoobSlaya654 1 month ago
Yoyr mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does
kobe1034927 1 month ago
YO MAMA SO POOR I CAME HOME FROM WORK ONE DAY AND I ASKED WHAT WAS FOR DINNER SHE SAID SPAGETTI,I LOOKED AT MY SHOELACES AND THEY WERE GONE
dudeizdatu 1 month ago
Yo mama so fat/ugly, she was the only one in the family picture.
Icedragon345CY 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
press 3 to see yo mama jiggle
TheGlitchexpert 1 month ago
Yomamas so ugly that when brody dies, we will know the cause
metallicacoverer 1 month ago
Yo mama so stupid she went to the doctor and said I have the virus the receptionist said how do you know your mama said my computer said so
emlilly09 1 month ago
yo mamas so fat that she died
creseliared 1 month ago
yo mama so ugly she made chuck norris cry!
catsrulz100 1 month ago
yo mamma so FAT when we hung her picture the nail broke
computernerd202 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
@computernerd202 copy cat , brody already made that video
tylertyable 1 month ago
You mama so FAT She causes earthquakes when ever she exercises!
EDEDDEDDY9 1 month ago
yo mamas so fat wait shes the one who made titanic sink.
32kingkhan 2 months ago
your mamas so stupid at Halloween she gets so scared that she locks herself in the toilet and pisses herself.
32kingkhan 2 months ago
yo momma so old... when columbus sailed the seas...
she was on the other side of the boat fishin
homeskillet2235 2 months ago
yOUR momma so stUPID she thought a quaterback was refund
Pearlharbor1945 2 months ago
YOOUR MOOMMAAA IS SO FREKIN FAT SHE MADE THE GRAND canyon 2
Pearlharbor1945 2 months ago
Yo Mama so fat, she can;t even jump to a conclusion
MrSparkleHunt 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry
yo mama so poor when she lit up a match all the cockroaches came out clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat
yo mama so fat even the count couldn't count how many calories she ate
yo mama so stupid she made a peep hole in a glass door
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor
yo mama so fat that she has her own orbit
so that's where Pluto went
yo mama so old her breast milk is powder
alphahydranoid6499 2 months ago 11
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your mama is so stupid she thought you were a human XD
nolifepro33 1 week ago
"AND THE REUNIONS TAKE PLACE ON HER ASSSS!" XD
DevinUser5 2 months ago
yo mamma is so old that when i patted her on the back her tits fell off!!
yo mamma is so old that when we went to a museium when we where at the dinosaur section she pointed up and said hey theres dad!
freshmen42 2 months ago
yo mama so fat when she went to the beach she was the ONLY one who got a tan
thisiscomedyful 2 months ago
yo mama so ugly that when she when to justin beiber concert he life crying
ken1000me 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mamma's so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch :3
xxKLekkxx 2 months ago
yo mamas so old she has a autographed bible!!!!!!!!!!
Jonchops5150 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yo mama so horny, when i went over to her house for dinner i asked whats for dinner, and she opened her legs and said crabs!!!!!
Jonchops5150 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mama so fat when she went into the lift she could only go down.
IamKindaAngry 2 months ago
YO MAMA SO UGLY for holloween she dressed as herself and won for scariest face
samdango999 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
YO MAMA so poor when you put a cigarette out she said "who turned off the heater"
TheZcross83 2 months ago
'Yo momma so fat and stupid, when she saw a bus full of white people,she said "CATCH THAT TWINKY!
MrFunnyman808 2 months ago
yo mama so fat that her's bra is an moon
cepuminjss 2 months ago
yo mama so fat that in the bible it says: I RODE TO BETHLEHEM ON AN ASS. YOUR MAMAS ASS!!!! YEAAAAAA
Aceskaterdylanb 2 months ago
@Aceskaterdylanb family guy
joshAKAtheman 1 month ago
yo mama so fat when she sat on a toshiba tv she invented THE FLATSCREEN!!
Aceskaterdylanb 2 months ago
yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
SuperSkatingdude 2 months ago
your mama so stinky when she farted the earth hit globle warming!!!!!!!! YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA
15ajayers 2 months ago
Yo mama is so fat, when she fell down in the grand canyon she got stuck
warhammerguy 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mama do ugly when she made a MySpace account everyone switched to Facebook
911RandomPeople 2 months ago
Yo mamma jokes used be funny and joke between friends, but then it took to being on youtube. (thought i was gion to say an arrow to the knee didnta ya)
outdoorgamer1 2 months ago
Yo mamma so dumb, She put a quarter in a parking meter and she waited for a gumball to come out.
xXxBLINDxLEDGENDxXx 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas, and its still printing.
BananaMafia1 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
On*
Hbybllw 2 months ago
Yo moma so poor wen i stepped oj a cigar she said.....NOOO MY CENTRAL HEATING :3)
Hbybllw 2 months ago
yo mamma so stupid she put a yo mamma joke on her own youtube channel! lol
mac70204 2 months ago
Yo momma so fat she went to japan and caused a tsuanami when she went diving.
ilovetotorimmer 2 months ago
yo mama so ugly chuck norris checks under his bed for her
kilkolio 2 months ago
its so sad how everybody copies the same yo mama jokes...
unodiddykonga 2 months ago
yo mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed
chrismirmoh 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
YO MAMA SO FAT STUPID AND UGLY!!!!!!! shes related to peter griffin... hehehe
XxXindybobXxX 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mamas so poor someone stepped on her skatboard and she said "GET OFF THE FAMILY CAR"
CommentGirlnovids 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yomama so stupid that she post a yomama so stupid joke on her personal exprience
AntiBlast 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
your moma is so fat that when she jumped in the pacific ocean she thought it was her backyard pool
bobin17231 2 months ago
Yo Mama So ugly When She Walked into a Haunted house, They gave Her A Job Application :)
thekarahkristellshow 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
and reunions take place UNDER ASS !!
awhhh12 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
YO ma mas so poor when some one stept on a ciggret she said:WEH TUREH THEH LIEH OEH?(WHO TURNRND THE LIGHTS OF?)
XcmlcpgalX 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Fk tat
TheXxundefinedxX 2 months ago
didnt laugh.
YugiohOverload94 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Thumbs up if you can't stop watching random videos to Insult your friends with
XDTomHD 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES 77
@XDTomHD yep
goldnow555 2 weeks ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mama is so fat, she broke a branch on your family tree
edelrie 2 months ago in playlist yomama
your momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scales. The scales said bitch fuck off
blades201245 2 months ago
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yo mama is so fat when she jumps of a church everybody screems oh no an eclips!!!!
009ziggy 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
isn't this the voice of joe from family guy?
joeptjoep1 3 months ago
Yo mama is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed
MuffnLahma 3 months ago
Yo momma so fat that she has smaller fat people floating around her.
TheJamblaster 3 months ago
yo mama so stupid she stole free bread
crazycottreauclan 3 months ago
Yo mama so fat ,when she fell down stairs it played Estenders
hollymasterson1 3 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order
XxSPAGNOLOxX 3 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yo mama so fat she falls down the stairs when she goes down!
coolspikey1 3 months ago
Yo momma so ugly, Captain Falcon said No!
samuskillsjj 3 months ago
Ur mama so fat tht she needed to sleepat a matress store
bushlandrule 3 months ago
Yo mamas so stupid when she saw the pi button on the calculator and pressed it. She waited for the pie man to come.
thePENGUINandBISHOP 3 months ago
you mama so fat she scares freddy krugger in his dreams
100abdulgader 3 months ago
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Whyamibzsdmh 3 months ago
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Yo mama's so fat, when she died, people cut off her butt cheek, painted it blue, and past it off as a planet named Uranus.
randomdude101101 3 months ago
Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.
EDWIN80276 3 months ago 49
Your Mama so fat shes bigger then hollywood.
sarahann2912 3 months ago
press 3 and 2 for FAT OBAMA
VDGamer1997 3 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
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HawaiianHuber 3 months ago
yo mamas so ugly not even lady gaga believes she was born this way
xDYSFUNCTIONALxTIMx 3 months ago 2
yo mama so fat myspace became nospace
zerosku96 3 months ago 3
Your mother is so stupid she went into the dentist and asked for a blue tooth
wallie356 3 months ago 2
yo mama so stupidshe was lockedin a bathroom and starved to death!
TheBLu3Li0n 3 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
@TheBLu3Li0n dude... you did that all wrong...
boredomtv100 3 months ago
@boredomtv100 lol yh iknow it was ment tosay she wet herself...lollll
TheBLu3Li0n 3 months ago
Yo mama is so fat that when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks.
FreePalestiniansNow 3 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
Yo mama is so ghetto she breast feeds with kool-aid.
FreePalestiniansNow 3 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
FreePalestiniansNow 3 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
Yo mama is so fat she needs a life guard for her cereal bowl.
FreePalestiniansNow 3 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
Yo mama is so fat I took a picture of her last christmas...
and its still printing.
FreePalestiniansNow 3 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
yo mamas so fat when i took a pictue of her on my camera is used up all my memory.
biggieb117 3 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the ocean
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA DERP
booyaka81302 3 months ago
stop Yelling!!!!
Jason22770 3 months ago
Yo mama so fat she broke a branch on the family tree
VengefulApache 3 months ago 79
YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE IS MISTAKED FOR A PLANET!
riddler220 3 months ago
yo mama so fat she falls on both sides of the bed
LalakiProductions 3 months ago 2
Yo moma so fat her picture wheighted more then an SUV
bfedsx6 3 months ago
yo mama so fat she need 1kg of paper to wipes her ass
megakukucool 3 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yo mama so fat we took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
TRICASTBLADE19 3 months ago
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thePIVOTfilmz 3 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
@thePIVOTfilmz Why do this,why,makes no sense,never.ever.works.Just,just stop....SPAMMER
DatMan500 3 months ago
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TheGhostblade1999 3 months ago
Yo mama's so fat, shes haitis most wanted person
AlexTheNinja666 3 months ago
Yo mama so fat, she broke a branch in her family tree
davy13682 3 months ago
To momma to grouchy the don't even sell happy meals at the McDonald's she work at! :)
arionao 3 months ago
yo mama so fat that when she rents the movie theater she takes up the whole theatre
memoman121 3 months ago
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS f6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARRY CUZ ITWORK
Username23436 3 months ago
Your momma is fat that people runs around her to get exercise
fredde165487 3 months ago
Yo momma is so fat that here nickname i lardo
fredde165487 3 months ago
yo mama so fat when she went in the elevator to go up it went down
xgtamasterx 3 months ago
yo mama so fat when she got a balloon it fell to the ground
cover1001 3 months ago
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Yo mama is so fat I took a picture at Christmas and it is still printing
LEWISH19931 3 months ago
Yo mama is so fat I took a picture at curie as and it is still printing
LEWISH19931 3 months ago
yo mama so fat the army mistaked her for godzilla
nurdicus 3 months ago
Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry
iEatYourDream 3 months ago 2
yo mama so fat
riddler220 3 months ago
To mama so stupid she thought she could fly like wonder woman
al29356 3 months ago
Yo mama so fat when she went in the ocean the whales sang we are family.
al29356 3 months ago
thing about my mom is, shes a guy.
tyler9452 3 months ago
yo mommas so ugly that your gay
VegetaBreifs 3 months ago
no this one sucks like all the others..
supermactrainer 3 months ago
ass
TheGG1091 3 months ago 21
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet sang "ABCDEFG Get this fat bitch off of me!"
XXXcodmaster01XXX 3 months ago
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Yo Mama so old her breast milk is powder
Yo Mama so poor after using the bathroom she hangs up the toilet paper to let it dry
Yo Mama so stupid she told yo mama jokes to orphans
s0cc3rfr3ak10 3 months ago
yo moms so ugly bob the builder said we cant fix that
MrBeastlyXPanda 3 months ago
dont read
MrBeastlyXPanda 3 months ago
yo mama so stupid that she thought doggie bags were made of real dogs!
shareefabacchus 3 months ago
ASS!!!!
Pacfan98 3 months ago
yo mama soo stupid,she threw a rock at the floor and missed!
thatguyinyourkitchen 3 months ago
imagine if she farted when she was showing her ass
RainbowMario9915 3 months ago
yo mama so fat, she broke the family tree
peridotpaiute 4 months ago
your momma so dirty the teroist's use her sweat instead of fertelizer
MRhungrywaffle 4 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and it`s still printing
greencheze11 4 months ago
ON HER AAAAAAAASSSSS
coolguy3000ful 4 months ago
Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the toilet she scares shit out of it
MegaDude599 4 months ago
yo mama is soooo ugly, she makes the grudge look bad
vGallade 4 months ago
@vGallade look good**
jaredwii 4 months ago
yo mama is soooo ugly, she makes the grudge look bad
vGallade 4 months ago
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Dear Yomama, You need to make new yo mama insults like "Yo mamas so skinny,old and poor."
Thumbs this comment up so Brody can see this.
Copy and paste this to other yomama videos
zombieboy1121 4 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
and the REUNION TAKES PLACE ON HER AAAASSSSSS
TheJalapenoJose 4 months ago
Yo mamas so fat she jumped in the air and i got a blue screen
jayprice0505 4 months ago
yo mama is so fat that the term "fat" is replaced by her name in the dictionary.
iamchris4lifefan11 4 months ago
yo mama is so fat , her blood type is maple syrup
ABCba5tard 4 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
press 3 fast for yo mama action
gotjesus21 4 months ago
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yo mama is so lazy she wishes the grass was emo so it would cut it self
5280Packers 4 months ago
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yo mama so stupid that she got a box and drawed a X on it and then called it a XBOX
ITSEKRAM 4 months ago
yo mama is so fat, her picture fell and broke the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shadyeverywhere 4 months ago
Yo mama soo hairy, u almost died of rug burn at birth!
furyofoleary22 4 months ago 47
Yo mama so fat when she got her face in her profile facebook 's hardware cracked
panarasful 4 months ago
Thumbs Up If U Saw Hair On The Butt!!!
matanshay124 4 months ago
Yo Mama So Poor When She Sees A Trash Can She Says Good To Be Home!!
matanshay124 4 months ago
yo mamas so fat when she went to the beach all the whales sang "we are family!"
angie95122 4 months ago
Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped the words "Goodyear" on her and sent her to the runway!
CQBgamer 4 months ago
Yo mama so dirty when I said " Whats for breakfast" she opened her legs and said "Blue Waffle".
osbonator500 4 months ago
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
MegaBelkin54G 4 months ago
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
MegaBelkin54G 4 months ago
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
MegaBelkin54G 4 months ago
Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!
MegaBelkin54G 4 months ago
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
MegaBelkin54G 4 months ago
Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
MegaBelkin54G 4 months ago
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
MegaBelkin54G 4 months ago
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her! Submitted by
Yo mama so poor she uses curtains as blankets!
MegaBelkin54G 4 months ago
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
MegaBelkin54G 4 months ago
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate
MegaBelkin54G 4 months ago
Yo mama so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said, “Hey it comes with cable!”
MegaBelkin54G 4 months ago
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
MegaBelkin54G 4 months ago