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  • the worst gift i got was a Card =_=

  • worst gift i git would have 2 b a colorful, rainbow SWEAT BAND i mean sceriously who gives u a sweat band :(

  • boob-comment here u go

  • How about if a guy gives a girl unforgettable pleasure!! Guys should go to Amazon search for books on erotic sex, anal sex, and cunnilingus to learn new ways to pleasure his woman. Being a masterful lover will be more appreciated than the flowers and chocolates combined!

  • I have a bf but he never gives me any thing

  • OMG give me all the mini snickers u have I adore snickers

  • ughh i wish i had a bf.

    forever alone.

  • @baysfoster131 same.... :/ it sucks!

  • I got a condom

    AT AGE 13!

  • Worst dude was going to break up with me on valentines day and Best my boyfriend got roses and chocolate send to my job...

  • Hehehe you sound like a horse when you chew :O(mnomnom)

  • dildo 

  • hey if u turn on the sounds she makes jokes wow i just found that out like twenty videos later

  • yesss!!! Jess and Olga Kay are best people on the world!!!!

    

  • Worst - nothing, complete blank and ignore of that day.

    Best - trip to Paris, roses at midnight, breakfast in bed, Eiffel tower.. - like a dream

    Fun fact - happened with the same guy ^^

    (train you pups girls :D)

  • we love u as much as kids love candy

  • WE ALL LOVE YOU JESS!!!!!!!!!!

  • best gift i got was a 12 bore shot gun and worst was half a bottle of tizer

  • HE GAVE ME A PICTURE OF HIMSELF!!! i was like are you serious...?

    xD

  • LMFAO at how you threw the candy on "his" face and he was like "Psh she always says that, she'll be back" LOL

    PS. YES I LOVE HUGE FAT TEDDY BEARS ! :P

  • I Want Her To Post A Video Up On My Birthday !

  • Happy valentines day

  • i love the way she says squishy ssssqqqqusshhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • u no hershey kisses means more than JUST a chocolate

  • That Bears Luckyyyy

  • u talk 2 quite u talk well loud in olga's vids

  • my bf gave me the best gift ever he actually said i LOVE u. i was soooooo HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!

  • i gave my gf a huge teddy bear for v day and now when i go over there it takes up the whole room

  • How to Impress a Woman 101: Tell her the right thing to make her FEEL good (if you're an actual psychic lol).

  • Lmao hilarious!!

  • Lol for the corny line!

  • my computer won't let me go beyond the point of "thats him, hes here" dam, now i cant see what happens.....oh well...i guess i'll go watch something else!

  • @tanis1110 SHE GETS A STUPID HERSHEYS CHOCALATE KISS

  • that dude is a dud; a piece of chocolate! what did he eat all of the other chocolates in world then suddenly forget it's Valentines Day! boys if you what to get the girls something special get her a music card, candy, AND a big, squishy, soft bear

  • Worst :: FRICKIN' SOCKS!!!

    Best :: A full bag of goodies (chocolate, stuffed bear, flowers, etc.) He's my ex now, but he's was my bf from when I first turned 11. Turning 12 in 3 months though.

  • MMM choclolate

  • PUPPY POWER!!!

  • I got a ring with my birthstone in it from my boyfriend of 2 years. Of course I'm 13, so I can't legally get married yet! DAMN IT!

  • the best present i got was a giant teddy bear and a laptop<3 i love my babyy he even got the laptop in red for the occasion

  • the worst gift i ever got was a rock off the street and the best one was a giant teddy bear and a box of chocolates

  • YUMMY!

  • I love the flower part. Lmao!

  • The best gift was finding you here tonight.

  • i got socs last year bahaha was not happy my favorte was choacolates

  • cute!

  • Um, its kinda late comment but, the worest gift ever...was when my ex-girlfreind dumped me on valentines day, and took the chocolates I gave her and was like, "No, hard feelings..." That was the suckiest day of my life...

  • haha cool :D

  • FLOWERS by Romantic Brothers! U must to listen this Great amazon and i-tunes ironic PARTY HIT!

  • dayumm ur hot mami

  • good video but you need a tank top

  • I love you, You are my new IDOL!!!!!!!! <3<3 Happy V (i guess it's never to late to say it :)

  • BEWBS

  • You deserve a car on v-day

  • My neck hurts from leaning on one side watching you lying in bed! Love your vids Jess.

  • i want the Teddy Bear =D

  • lol, i love this video, keep up the good work jess, love ur videos, happy valentines day. And omg u r so beautiful =]

  • so are u right handed or left handed?? jw =)

  • ROFL! "Itz sho shquishy. I luv you teddeh" and "Ah, this box of chocolates is bigger than mai head... this is dinner" hi5 on that note ^^

  • that was so funny i love ur vids and i love u jess

    ur awesome,

    hope u have a great valentine's day

    love ya

    -metche419

  • I would have the teddy baer

  • I have never gotton a vday gift probly cuz ive never had a bf but this year i do but i still dont like the commerical holiday lol

  • One time a few years ago an ex of mine gave me a little blue box...at first I thought it was a ring...haha. I opened to find a fake dog turd with a message on it saying for the girl who has everything! WTF??? LOL!

  • lol "smells like love"

  • thanks for the advice i have a girlfriend at school but appaently with the same first name as you il give you her full name not to confuse you "Jessica "Rose" Tonks" i gave her a rose and valentine card today

  • I wasn't "conditioned" to any shit you're saying. I have three bisexual friends (all very close to me) and a lesbian friend. I love them dearly. And I hope that sickens you to the core.

    I know that the common idiot thought that Galileo and Columbus were morons, but that doesn't mean that the two men were wrong. And you can't HONESTLY be comparing yourself to those genius men? That's so degrading to them.

  • @BengaraKoushi

    Thank you so much for sticking up for me. Honestly, I ussually don't mind comments like that, but that TOTALLY came out of nowhere and I was like.. why are you attacking me? Just thank you so much for defending me. I really appreciate it

  • You're welcome, dear heart. :) I hate people who just lash out like that. It gets on my nerves.

  • The best i got was a Jewlery box the worst was getting nothing.

  • Love it! :D oh and nice shirt in the beginning, very pimptactular :D

  • your so beautiful! oh and the best present i ever got was my boyfriend rented out a hummer h2 to take us out to the casino and have dinner and watch a show there it was awesome

  • what is your malfunction?

  • Worst: getting broken up with -which isn't really a gift, but it sort of takes precedence. Best: 5 cards sent from my boyfriend who was away.

  • My god. If you have nothing intelligent to say, then SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you can't deal with homosexuals, don't say a Goddamn thing! You realize how stupid your comment sounds, don't you? Really stupid.

  • @BengaraKoushi why don't you shut the fuck up if you go nothing to and i hate yoou motherfuckin'comment

    cause it's a goddamn stupid thing it's like you sittin' on a ffukin' toillet

  • @lea3441

    I enjoy the idiots that feel they have to reply to my comments. lol

    Talk about failing in more ways than one. If you don't like my comment about treating human beings like human beings, please return your ass the the jungle from whence you came.

  • worst?- a black rose with a note that said "a black rose.. as black as your heart..

    Best? 24 roses in front of all my friends♥♥

  • i love you so much i would.....

  • just 4the lulz give anal lube & FDS spray lol

  • I once got two girls Valentine's presents and gave them the wrong present. I don't remember if they noticed ( I think it was like underwear), but it scared me to death.

  • @staygo1 thats fucking great

  • My BEST v-day present was when my girlfriend gave my this ring that was really important to her on a necklace. My worst v-day present was when I still liked boys and my boyfriend took me to the movies and just wanted to make out with me and feel me up the whole time

  • man why cant u just put a couple of dots on ur nipples? or stick a small lotion bottles on them :)

  • the worst valentine i got was a glass rose i knew was from the dollar store! cheap-ass! The best was my engagement ring from my fiance! He's a keeper!

  • That brake up was mean!

  • @ILoveSpanishQueen HOW MANY TIMES DOES SHE HAVE TO SAY IT?

    PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK SHES ASIAN BUT SHES NOT

  • Love ya because you invest so much effort into your videos (probably, I just know that I would take me years to make even a very short one)

  • i have never got a Valentines present :'(

  • @Lrockzhi ive never had a valentine

  • you're cute, I look forward to your videos because they are always entertaining.

  • lol your videos are funny but have true events.

  • heh...if you do only get a hershey's kiss thatll be more than i get. (nvm that im a guy =P)

    *sigh* being single bites...

  • I love you more than flying. And that's a LOT!

  • Wow, you and your boyfirend could be twins! LOL

  • well I never had no Girl give me anything for Valentine's day. I been trying to get a girlfriend idk what i am doing wrong though I am just being myself its not working though.

    Rejection is bad been getting it a lot =/

  • why are you soo hot? and ur face it is soo sexy!

  • ha you dont ask for much do ya?

  • haha @ holding your hand out to receive a ring..

    Best Gift: a low key evening all about me ^_^

    Worst Gift: attempting to go out on the town without reservations at any restaurants. So stressful!

  • Happy Early Valentine's Day!!

  • i forget when is val. day?

  • @cathalsul feb 14 if im not mistaken

  • wow the ending of the video

  • Valentines day rocks!!! Unless you dont get no cooch:(

  • not much boobs this time, but laying down made up for it :D

  • One Valentine's Day I walked three miles to a girlfriend's home, the boyfriend (who I didn't know about at all) answered the door, a little miffed at my having interrupted them having sex. For another Valentine's Day, I previously met a woman at a bar who asked ME out. When I got to her door, her husband (didn't know she was married) answered the door and said "oh, you must be the babysitter." They went out and I got stuck with two unruly hyperactive brats for five hours.

    Nice...

  • Happy Valentine's Day!!

  • I bet you won't be short of a few Valentine's cards eh Jess? ;)

    Keep up the excellent work, I enjoy watching your vids :)

  • i reseved A SHAVER!

    And A Me 2 U Bear Of My BOYFRIEND <3

  • i cant imagine what u go through every valentines day i bet everyone gives u gifts ( i would give u a gift )

  • awesome vid!

    (uploaded on my b-day ^_^)

  • worst pressie: nuffink which is what i get basically every year

    best pressie: a fake rose from a 7 year old :D it was cute but creepy at the same time LOL! luv your vids! they r soooo funny and awesome!! happy valentines day!

  • Your tits are huge.. Thats the reason why you have so many subs..

    And cool video..

    and i loled how to wanna make yourself look like a boy, so funny xD

  • Beauty and Talent !!!! The full Monty !!!!!

  • never gotten any gift for valentines : |

  • I just want a Jess for Valentines day.

  • I love your vidéos

    You are the hottest girl on Youtube

  • I'm addicted to ur SWEAT BEWBS!!! ಠ_ಠ ( . ) ( . )

    Ur smokin' hoooot!!!

    U should be my valentine!!!

  • @BulgarianBoy1

    i can't disagree but it's kinda shallow and rude to say such things.

  • BTW My first name is Valentine!!! Yay for me!!!

  • OMG O_o

  • i think she should use a guy 2 play the guy parts..

  • hey jess ur amazing..love ur videos, and curious to know, what is ur nationality..u r beautiful.

  • I think you love chocolate.........nice video

  • i like u girl

    i hope my husben will get me some thing :$

  • I would really hate it if my potential girlfriend buys me something cheap and tacky, but what your boyfriend character gave you is close to reality more than getting chocolates, teddies and flowers

  • I got you a video comment for Valentine's Day! How do you like it?

  • Great video Jess

  • ur a freaken perv dud u think hats nice for a gir to here tha seriously get some help dude

  • Honestly, the best Vday present is sex. I go out and buy candy and take a girl out to dinner so it's only fair. It's like involuntarily paying for sex when you have to wine and dine them.

  • You Rock Jessica!!

  • Jess you are great! I love all your videos!!

  • I LOVE YOU

  • I love my Valentine! Love ya Jess!

    Best: A Rose with a hersheys kiss and a note

    Worst: Sweet hearts that says love u amy....my name isnt Amy......

  • Yep! That's the way it's done! Happy Valentines!

  • The best gift I ever got was one Valentine's Day when my best guy friend and I were planning to wear all black to school and be all ironic or whatever, and then he came to school and gave me this gigantic valentine saying how awesome it was to be my friend.

  • my best v day present was only one punch from my dad!

  • you know jessi, when you give someone one of those little hershey kisses....you say "a kiss for a kiss".

  • I love you Jess!!!!!!!!!!

  • I love you Jess!!! But as a gay man, I can only offer platonic valentine love. :)

  • First off, you're about six days off. Second, the worst gift to give is basically what the douchebag gave you. The best would be.....I'm not legally obliged to say so otherwise I may be killed by my girlfriend.

  • Jeez, as much as I like exoticjess' boobies, all this videos did was remind me how materialistic women are.....

  • love to be your valentine, anything you could want

  • nice video, love the ending.

  • I've never gotten anything bad, or anything good, never really get anything. More of a giver than a receiver.

  • best gift was a hand written letter plus flowers.

  • my best.... nothing... i have never gotten anything for valentines day 'sept for a box of chocolates from my grama :P i need a boyfriend XD

  • worst- used lipgloss

    best- a 5 seconds kiss from my 4 years crush =)

  • Good Job.!

  • i love u Jess cuz ur the most beautiful chola ever to grace planet Earth and Jupiter :) <3

  • mmmm jess

  • Hey that was a good valentines day gift..lmao great ending

  • i never had a valentine so haa probally cuz i don't give neither

  • Best Valentines Day gift, my wife telling me she was pregnant

    Worst Valentines Day gift, , my ex telling me she wanted a divorce

  • I LOVE YOU

  • Love the last part!

  • BEAUTIFUL

  • best valentines day was eight years ago, because she left me.

  • Awesome job!!!

  • Thats was brilliant. I love when you do the girl and guy video's {:

  • lol i love how the boyfriend is wearing makeup

  • i love you

  • nice vid!

    how about a romantic dinner with a chocolate fountain and some succulent strawberries..mmm

    even though, i'll be enough chocolate for you ;-)

  • <3 <3 <3 JESS <3 <3 <3 ur awesome :)

  • I thought he was going to put a condom in your hand aha

  • the worst was waking u with my boyfriend and he gave me a fiver to get me own roses..!! like omg ..cheap git couldnt even get them for me him self

  • omg i just relaized i am a pig! really! first thing i thought about was getting u lotion big size bottle! i am fucked in the head thats what it is!

  • Fantastic Jessica. You know that we are always willing to be your Valentine too.

  • lol

    i would have gave you a bottle of rum... yeah.. thats a good one

  • gum

  • nice job!

    damn, u are sooo sexy