Ask A Ninja - Question 79 "Ninja Hangouts"

[shadicon91]

Dude...I'm a ninja in training and I could kill her.

[Leivve]

my shirt has better style then her.

[TheScarletSonata]

....lame.

[iceypopsicle]

yeah... she sucked

[legoman9299]

funny

[legoman9299]

are there ninja zomies and how hard is it to kill one ive got like 1000 knocking on my door HELP!

-Drew

[legoman9299]

are there ninja zomies and how hard is it to kill one ive got like 1000 knocking on my door HELP!!!!

-Drew

[DarknessMadeFlesh]

that Kunoichi is not funny but she is some what pretty hot by what i can see. her voice reminds me of that emo chick as well might be her under there i dunno....

[steampunsniper]

that is the same knife he tried to kill grandma with

[AnnoyingBird100]

Damn kids! Ain't got no respect for their elders these days!

[VSpectrum]

I think the girl ninja inherited the sword of stupidity (from question 68, watch?v=MVrUSA-Ejbk&feature=re­lmfu 1:21 ) which would explain why she isnt as funny, and why he hasnt tried to kill her.

[TheFlyOrange]

The most inconvienient convienient store, lmao!

[saibabax]

she doest really mimic authenticly, doesnt mater that he wrote her lines

[WannaComment2]

So am I the only one who skipped over the part with the girl, just to find out that there is no part after the part with the girl? Quite disappointing...

[MicrosoftsourceCode]

She is not really that scary even with her ninja voice. Quite comical though

[hikojie]

go kill your self

[Scatty2010]

Lol. Yeah...

[TheAj1028]

5 ninja stars



[cyanidevampire]

wait, did ninja just turn two pages at once or did i miss something.. two ninja showing there face?! and ones a sessy kunoichi?!

[ElriqED]

I love how The Ninja is cracking up in the background.

[MirakeiManiac]

Is that BOXXY?

[TheArceusInuYasha]

83 People got killed by Uncle Ninja and because they were LAME!

[puma140894]

thumbs up for lady ninja :D ...

[ultraepicman]

okay, she's awesome. :D

[TheHatterJack]

I look forward to slicing her throat soon... if you know what I mean

[serviceman613]

uncle ninja!? O.o lol lolololololol XDDDDDD

[juniorMilenko]

ninja please....

[TemplarOfNight]

She's a very cool ninja. Don't mind the haters, they will hate no matter what.

[OnyxReaper]

The ninja neice is very annoying...

[SuperNextgengamer]

I think she's hot

[ilovesactown916]

get rid off her now!!!!!!!!!!

[TimeForFunnz]

Even the ninja women are annoying...get back in the kitchen.

[maxaslagolis]

the only reasons shes not dead is probaly cause her dad would kick his ass!

[dagin2]

She is more deadly that any ninja weapon yet. If I listened to her voice any more I think my head might explo.........................­......

[Nukeaholic]

i really wanted to see some crappy editing to get rid of those hands

[ralneox]

She reminds me of that chick who dated allen in two and a half men.

[ShadowWulf14]

LAAAME.

[DONTuTUBEmyTUBE]

i would love to use my dagger on her... giggity

[Seventail7]

Lol, she was cracking up a the end.

[drkdeus]

yup, she was... you guessed it, "LAME".

[ninjalinkninja]

Please never have her back on the show

[KataraTheHedgehog]

i dont like sorry ninja

[GamerEm123]

(crying) "Why do all my first dates have to end up dead?" LOL

[virgildog1950]

" please stop saying that" lol, I love how she brought him to his knees there :P

[cwinowich]

pretty eyes, kinda talk to much

[TheDantheman21]

AAgghhh this chick is talking way to much

[kitchean]

where is die bar I typed it in to google and couldn't find it.

[TheIntenseness]

who is the girl ninja? Perhaps VenetianPrincess??

[Kiahsobyk]

Knice!

[spikeS1983emp]

I love the girl ninja.

[spikeS1983emp]

I like the girl ninja. she's cute. Can I have her number?

[gnople]

Didn't think I'd say something like this but .... She's definetly a ninja I wouldn't mind being attacked by o_o

Peace

[ducktapelover1]

LAME

[Fhyros]

how u breathing in that thing?..

[mystic36k]

>....> meh <......<

[Kazuya412]

Looks like 75 people couldn't find like like button

[TheJoannieBean]

Calissa, the ninja niece.

"right! ok! check it!"

Braincells lost..

[ShadowShinobiArts]

Lol did u just call me old? U can hear him crack up

[Lostshadow85]

id say right at 21secs she'd dead if i was ninja

[LinkinParkRJZ]

she is his niece...ha ha hence her calling him uncle

[SuperNextgengamer]

i thinks she's hot

[ptrspro]

his girlfriend has some tits u can see them through the dam black shirt ninja top thing lol

[smoofy94]

i dont think the girl ninja is funny at all...

[XxNannerzxX]

shes trying to hard... i had enough,i cant watch this chick speak no more! Someone vanish her!

[Orlandafloozo]

She has a slot for her ponytail!? XD

[Zanb101]

She's still alive cuz she's like his cousin, or something. It's in one of the old vids. lol

[UltimateCarnage303]

WTF LoL

[Njoydancing]

SHE IS SUPPOSE TO BE ANNOYING!!!

SHE IS A TEEN NINJA FOR GOODNESS SAKES!!!

Keep doing what u do BRO!

I can't wait to see NINJA WIFE or GRANDMA NINJA or perhaps Christine from HAPPYSLIP can play NINJA GIRLFRIEND!?

Now that chick is good with the voices!

[FadedHexx]

Her eyes................are freaking me out......

It's probably the mask but....her eyes are freaking me out.

[kasialavon]

idk abt that house of blacks joke smh.... too far

[luekdethwish]

lol she should be on more often

[CityLights1348]

I don't really think she's funny.....

[Tiars666tiamat]

Did you see the first episode of Ask a Ninja? She is 10 times better than that one. She just needs more experience.

[Grymreaper]

hmmm... she is not nearly as funny... and some times not funny at all...

[khujo78]

"house of blacks"...really? send her off plz

[biggiemack6]

i think the girl ninja was ok, but keep her appearances in moderation, we come to see the ninja. go for what ya know.....ya know?

[OHsick15]

LAME LAME LAME

lol

best part

[TitaniumPT]

Quit telling secreTS XD!!! loved that one

[rbunag]

JFK. lol

[ShayneSilence]

She was terrible o_O

Not even funny at all.

The only funny parts were when he cut in >_>

ijs

[KamronFultz]

How would she like to hang with a Pirate Texan.

[jackatlast567]

is she single?

lol, but i like it, keep doing it.

[JDBW]

Get the austrailian Asian chick to be the female ninja

[dienkhuc]

Ditch the chick.

[SouLEEK]

Just a tiny little tweak to her voice to add a bit more "character" and she'd be a perfect addition to the ninja clan!

first date/last date joke was hilarious!

[DeathByMurdero0o]

she is the most annoying ninja i have ever met, ive seen some pretty annoying ninjas

[TheODA2005]

NINJA EPIC FAIL

[KaizokuMaiku]

She needs to work on her ''voices'' but none the less nice new twist.

[PixieDraconian]

Shes annoying 0_0

[Trooper0008]

"Please stop saying that...."

[Razzrazz90]

the way she did it was actually pretty funny, i think she just needed a better script. I actually want to see her on more episodes.

[rootedinfaith3]

YEAH! Chick ninja! AWEsome!

[leananshae]

Shows what you know. We're called "womenjas".

[dtmfsicko]

@ leananshe

female's are only kept alive to make more ninja's . they infact are not "ninjas"

[CharlieFreakin]

Did she just disrespect the ninja? o.O Why is she still alive?

Ninja, WHYYYY?!

[igiCB]

@CharlieFreakin

I guess she was an exception because she's his niece.

[CharlieFreakin]

@igiCB And that is a good enough reason? I think not.

[xam9856]

@CharlieFreakin because she's his niece

[baritari]

@CharlieFreakin She is a ninja too...

[GodShadowdeath]

@CharlieFreakin she's a ninja!?!>

[imaloony8]

@CharlieFreakin Because she is ninja?

[riopieboy]

I sincerely hope that your recording studio is in the kitchen.

[shumworld]

haha she crossed her eyes when she said lame for the first time.

[Angelmajora]

Hahah! "are you calling me Olllde-ah!?!" cant stop laughing!

[100percentfreesubs]

cool

[Tat2ed111]

i would like to be killed by her

[GamerfreakB7]

@Tat2ed111 Hot Damn!

[tracexscream]

That's a hot ninja

[Teh1337bbqSauce]

any one know what killissa looks like? shes got hot eyes.

[JohnnyBRye]

I think it is Christa Flanagan, google her...

[Wobermen]

yeah, she's not funny. Not because she's a woman, but because she's obviously someone who got you to cave in and let her on the show.

[xDaRk0psx]

yea lose the chick shes not funny

[independentcare]

nooooo loose the woman

[T0rp4u]

A biker club on fire getting shot with an F22- Raptor and hydrochloric acid dumped on you with wild elephants stampeeding, and papercuts getting lemon juice dumped on you and getting slapped by your mom while you get nuked

Sounds like a fun night ^_^

[RezDisciple]

Sounds like a pretty average night for me.

I don't know why she was saying it like it was all hard or something.

[TheFinalBlink]

Girl Ninja not even slightly funny.

People who like your show will generally avoid movies like Mean Girls.

So in final. Girl Ninja = LAME!!

[honker101]

best comment evar

[CDH4mmond]

girl ninja: lame! double lame! triple lame! ask a ninja: please stop saying that girl ninja: LAME!

[ghost7524]

Well, ninja guy almost killed her ass. I guess she has some skill after all *lol*

Hmm...a Ninja killed JFK with a shurikan, even though he was shot by a high powered rifle. Now, that is ninja skill!!!

[T0rp4u]

The Ninja threw the shurikan so fast, it blurred and looked like a bullet when it was done melting from the insane speed

[Newton503]

Her delivery wasn't bad but her script needed some work.

[randomcannon]

the girl is terrible

[blastingxspeed]

the tyler joke had me. lol

[ghost7524]

I know right? *laughing*

[ABokkman]

she wasn't very funny

[ZeeJules67]

That ninja gilr is funny too :D.

Ninjas are dope ^_^.

[TheTwilightWizard]

Lame! na jk awesome vid =]

[jdizallison]

Is that Heather the Vampire? Idk she kinda looks (the eyes and expressions) like her.

[scattershot1]

a communist wizard named merlenningrad? 

brilliant.

[SumoGum]

well to be honest him the actual ninja (the guy) said all the same stuff as kelyissa it would be just as funny....cuz the guy ninja has the funny comedic voice :D

[schnitzelmopi]

I think Killyssa was a clever ninja plot to get us to kill ourselves so he doesn't ave to waste time doing it. Very tricky Ninja!

[hebiakatsuki]

and you havent killed her yet why?

[Nenie]

wow it's a girl ninja

[SgtMonkeySpank]

yup she sucks

[jimmybryght]

How much is little cunt paying you to be on your show? Or is she hooking you up? Because I can forgive that but only if you promise to kill her on the show. We deserve at least that for having to listen to her stupid mouth.

[warriorsleftnut]

please no more killisa shes awful!!!

[dude486]

Shes fun :D

[Diegog5]

i don't like her please don't do another episode with her on it. I will try to forget this episote even exist...

[Deredeo]

lmao!! she is a great addition to the ninja clan! annoying yes but arent all teen girls lol! awesome job! 5stars!

[goldielookinjohn]

epic fail

[dirtysouthboss420]

meh id bang her. but she shouldnt ever be in any more episodes. or ill kill myself with a fucking shurkien.

[toseemountains]

I dont know if a want to take her to grab a beer or grab a beer with her sliced and deep fried on the side

[RBCKZEE]

is her name Killisa? thats hilarious

[Sethema]

:) that's really funny i like her but i had to watch it twice to take in all the awesome haha

[TheLateNightAlumni]

epic fail

[cursingL]

I'd still date her... I kind of like them faily

[TheLateNightAlumni]

LOL funnier than the video

[crimsonlung]

"please stop saying that" LMAO

[FacelessDeviant]

Oh man, she's awesome. Is she in any other episodes?

[hideki12345]

i bet shes super hot =D

[Spiff144]

Hope Emo I love you, do moore of your stuff :D

[stevoboygtx]

HELLS OF EPIC

[Nachohatboy]

She looks like one of the girls on ROCKETBOOM

[ipdddd]

sounds soo cute :)

[AnonnymouZ]

it's cute, but she could've been her own character, instead of trying to copycat THE ninja's manners and style x)

not saying i don't approve... 5 stars still x)

[anamethatscool]

thats what this episode was lame

[ImperiousViking]

wannabe, never gonna be...

didn't like it... if i wanted to hear a girl rambelig on, and on, i'd just watch Oprah

[speedy2davey]

I wonder what a girl's ninja vagina feels like.. awesome I bet.

[gungasc]

its probably filled with shurikens and death.

[speedy2davey]

It's worth the risk.

[xDangerKittyx]

I really wish she hadn't have caught that. She makes me want to skin myself alive...

[s1mply1rr1s1stable]

I vote no.

[Fluteo]

"Killissa...stop telling secrets!"

XD

I love how he's practically cracking up everytime he has to say something offscreen.

[SephirothxOwAx]

anyone think she sounds like candy from two and a half men???

[panterahead667]

She got better towards the end.

[Jilker]

Shut up and go to your ninja kitchen, woman

[SabuDato]

Fucking win. I love you.

[OkNowImWatching]

She is so sweet.

She could be like a baby ninja, trying to grow into her Ninja shoes.

Wait, what shoes do ninjas even wear?

I bet no high heels for this ninja girl! :-)

[ghost7524]

baby ninja *lol*

[blowmanx]

She sucks...

[Darkspi]

She is Melissa apparently.

[jeremyowens81]

she would like totally kill you. " she sure does have the valley girl talk"

[jeremyowens81]

who's tha chick??

[werewolfking1st]

i would like to have her number?